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▶ №17743164[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>17743183>>17743210>>17743274

I put a buttplug up my ass and gooned to that one White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty" and followed the ball hitting instructions and now I feel a weird pulsing sensation in my balls and it still hurts multiple hours after I did the ball plapping should i see a doctor and how the fuck do i explain what i did

▶ №17743171[Quote]>>17743291

as one does

▶ №17743181[Quote]>>17743291

organic frogfail ITT

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>>17743164 (OP)
Frogfails…

▶ №17743192[Quote]>>17743291

most retarded nigger ever award

▶ №17743197[Quote]>>17743213>>17743291

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Giggers…. not like this……

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>>17743164 (OP)
>White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty"
It's a real video

OP, are you for fucking real here

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>>17743197
Gigger?

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>I put a buttplug up my ass and gooned to that one White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty" and followed the ball hitting instructions and now I feel a weird pulsing sensation in my balls and it still hurts multiple hours after I did the ball plapping should i see a doctor and how the fuck do i explain what i did

▶ №17743223[Quote]>>17743251>>17743291

what the fuck does any of this mean why the fuck were you hitting your balls how in god's green earth does anyone getoff to beating their balls

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>>17743210
>>17743223
OH MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY A FUCKING REAL VIDEO

not going to link porn but you can google the title he gave, it's literally an interracial porn compilation with instructions on how to hit your balls

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>Gooning to white boy university

▶ №17743262[Quote]>>17743291

do froggers really

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>>17743251
GEEEG ADD THIS TO THE 'KI HAPPENINGS PAGE

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>>17743210
>>17743164 (OP)
I would search this up to see if its real, but my mom sees the browser data

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>>17743210
Are we fr right now? Something is happening.

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>>17743251
FROGGERS GOON TO BALL CRUSHING PORN GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17743277
>>17743262
>>17743251
>>17743223
>>17743210
>>17743197
>>17743192
>>17743171
>>17743181
>>17743276

niggers can you actually fucking help for a second I really don't know what to do my mom will fucking kill me if she finds out what I did but i really think i gotta go to a hospital (not underage just a enet)

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>>17743291
did you view the video in private browsing mode

▶ №17743309[Quote]>>17743318

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putting a buttplug up your ass and gooning to that one White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty" and following the ball hitting instructions and now feeling a weird pulsing sensation in your balls that hurts multiple hours after you did the ball plapping then considering whether see a doctor and how the fuck to explain what you did

▶ №17743314[Quote]>>17743321

>>17743291
You'll probably be fine just rest it off or something

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>>17743309
OH MY GODDD NUSOI FORGOT THE ARROW

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>>17743307
It's my pc dude
>>17743314
That's the thing, this shit is actual fucking agony I cannot rest it off, it's 5 AM and I still can't fucking sleep because of this

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>>17743274
>not concern with the damocles dagger of a potential of mom checking the soyjak traffic

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>>17743291
rub your balls with vinegar or olive oil

▶ №17743336[Quote]>>17743351

nvm dont do that you are a freak

▶ №17743340[Quote]>>17743350

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>putting a buttplug up your ass and gooning to that one White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty" and following the ball hitting instructions and now feeling a weird pulsing sensation in your balls that hurts multiple hours after you did the ball plapping then considering whether see a doctor and how the fuck to explain what you did

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'chived this thread

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>>17743340
>putting a buttplug up your ass

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>>17743328
Thanks, finally a helpful answer, I will look into that
>>17743336
Screw you nigga I got your help already, can't do anything about it now fucker

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>>17743321
destroy your pc

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You need to put some butter in your testicles OP it will ease the pain

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>>17743351
DONT DO IT FROGFAILER YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET IT HE WAS BAITING YOU

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You also fingered your asshole right? Of course you did you freak.

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>>17743370
chuddy he fucking stuck a plug in his ass we got bigger frogs to boil

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>>17743366
what the fuck is gemini talking about is vinegar not hydrochloric acid

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put your dick in the microwave

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>>17743366
What nigger tribe language is that

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>>17743366
SHIT I ALREADY RUBBED IT

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>>17743386
have fun being unable to breed

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>>17743390
NO NO NO HOW DO I WASH THIS OFF

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>>17743318
don't need an arrow for gigaquoting

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baited everynusoi award

▶ №17743400[Quote]>>17743432

>>17743386
WASH YOUR BALLS AND APPLY BUTTER RIGHT NOW

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IT BURNS

▶ №17743402[Quote]>>17743410

>>17743390
son it's just vinegar its not hydrogen peroxide

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>>17743386
natural selection bitch

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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BALLS YOU IDIOTS IT'S PEELING OFF

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>>17743402
vinegar is still gona do some damage

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>>17743274
and you use the fucking sharty anyways?

▶ №17743417[Quote]>>17743425

>>17743409
JANNIES DO NOT APPROVE

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>>17743409
media pending approval im scared

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>>17743318
its a gigaunquote doe

▶ №17743425[Quote]>>17743433>>17743452

>>17743417
>>17743420
got baited by fake mpa award

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>>17743409
APPROVE PLEASE

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>>17743386
>>17743394
>>17743400
>>17743409
Actual OP here, very fucking funny but it actually does really fucking hurt. I will try butter

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>>17743425
got me

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>>17743433
GEG

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>>17743432
you did it to yourself

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>>17743432
frigger go to the FUCKING DOCTOR

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>>17743425
damn it

▶ №17743457[Quote]>>17743470

cbt gone wrong

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>>17743378
oh you don't wanna know.. the horror.

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>>17743432
>hits balls
>balls hurt
who would've guessed?

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>>17743409
fake MPA

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>>17743457
>this is why you need a mistress. she can handle my balls like a pro

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what were the instructions

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>>17743469
reaction time of a DNB

▶ №17743480[Quote]

Kill yourself how dare you goon to bbc porn instead of gay sounding aids-exchange bwc scat adult diaper lover cuckold futa tentacle porn

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>>17743469
everybaldi was already baited

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>>17743475
sorry i was researching the reaction of acetic acid with water

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bump to continue the frog humiliation

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i witnessed this thread

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Is a janitor baiting rn? 10 minutes and still media pending approval

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It's fucking over

It's actually fucking over

My mom saw me in the bathroom rubbing my balls with a new stick of butter and fucking unleashed her rage against me, after explaining what I was trying to do she called me a failure retard and began crying. I was still rubbing my balls with butter as this was happening because my balls hurt so fucking bad but this just made her more upset but i didn't know what to do. She doesn't want to talk to me

I think I might be getting thrown out of the house, this is really fucking bad. I don't know what to do and my balls still hurt fuck you guys you have just ruined my life tonight with your faggotry i was hoping to get some help from you

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>>17743586

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>>17743586

▶ №17743613[Quote]

ATTENTION DO NOT (KNOT) GO TO THE HOSPITAL (PTOYL ENTRANCE CENTRE) BECAUSE (((THEY))) WILL KNOW (HGPA PROTOCOL)

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>>17743586
Ok at least I know its satire now thank god

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>>17743586
get one last goon before getting kicked out

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>>17743586
OH MY GOD THIS IS KINO

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poke a hole in the butter and fuck it

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>>17743586

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>>17743621
I can believe it's real, it's not even in the top 10 most retarded things done here

▶ №17743645[Quote]>>17743660

>>17743409
WAIT A SECOND YOU FUCK ITS A FAKE

▶ №17743655[Quote]>>17743661

SOMEONE PUT THIS ON HAPPENINGS I AM TOO RETARDED TO DO IT RIGHT.

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>>17743645
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17743655
i will just have to log into my 'ki account

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>>17743586
>rubbing your balls with butter as a foid is womansplaining to you

▶ №17743667[Quote]>>17743678

op this is a 'log saving gem keep beating your balls

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>>17743667
>continuing to be a sissy frog for the BIBISI

▶ №17743679[Quote]>>17743706

fuck i have to wait 10 minutes to archive it

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>>17743586
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17743679
do it for us 'chiver

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>>17743586
This is what happens to all spadesons btw

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>>17743586
GGHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG

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>>17743706
i have to wait 10 minutes because megalodon

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>It's fucking over
>
>It's actually fucking over
>
>My mom saw me in the bathroom rubbing my balls with a new stick of butter and fucking unleashed her rage against me, after explaining what I was trying to do she called me a failure retard and began crying. I was still rubbing my balls with butter as this was happening because my balls hurt so fucking bad but this just made her more upset but i didn't know what to do. She doesn't want to talk to me
>
>I think I might be getting thrown out of the house, this is really fucking bad. I don't know what to do and my balls still hurt fuck you guys you have just ruined my life tonight with your faggotry i was hoping to get some help from you

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>>17743586

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and my mother found the fucking buttplug, fuck you, fuck this site, fuck everyone fucking shit fuck im fucking mad

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>>17743760
Truly the gemmiest of frogfails

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>>17743760
please be real

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>>17743760
what model is the buttplug. if it's smaller than your fist you didn't goon hard enough

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>>17743210

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>>17743274
Someone quote this with a babyjak

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>>17743800
>a gem too bright?
<REDDIT SPACE
>also its on some pornsite

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>mom found the buttplug drawer

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>>17743760
ITS PARTY SAVING

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where can i find the video? i need it so… i can have context for op's thread, yeah thats why.

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>>17743800
LOOK ITS US

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>>17743816
lennonGEM

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>>17743832

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>this thread

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>>17743832
We did it we saved the sharty

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>>17743800
>>17743816
Literally first result retard

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>>17743828
frigger just search up the name. frogs have got to be a bunch of sissies

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>>17743844
HYPNOTUBE RAID THREAD TO AVENGE FALLEN WARROR

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>>17743851
>avenge a frigger with broken balls

▶ №17743860[Quote]>>17743876

>>17743844
RAID THIS FUCKING SITE

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>>17743856
giggers not like this…

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>>17743856
GIGGERS…

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>>17743856
OYYYYY DOCTOOOOOSSSSSSSSS

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>>17743856
GIGGERS

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>>17743856

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>>17743844
>>17743860
>>17743851
I'm up for raiding this video it'd be gemmy

▶ №17743879[Quote]>>17743884

What if we made our own White Boy University where instead of being a sissy hypno channel it was a streamer university type event with white boys and wiggers being real ass niggas

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>>17743856
A GIGAQUOTE TOO FAR…

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>>17743876
>raiding a video

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>>17743879
Wigga university

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>>17743876
>making an account on a sissy hypno website to raid
just say you wanna plap your clitty

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>>17743881
Qrd whatd he say

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>>17743887
>

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>>raiding a video

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>>17743882
Obviously spam the comments
>>17743886
nah i dont wanna do that

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>>17743891
>wasting an ip just to say this retarded shit

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My clitty is leaking someone get the vinigger

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>>17743896
>that one furfag that got every tor node blocked

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Somephono 'chive this thread

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>>17743915
is the 10 minutes up yet

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>wasting an ip just to say this retarded shit


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