[–] ▶ №17590869[Quote]>>17611753
If you don't wanna sell then I guess it's confirmed you're dead n igerien
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no baldo cares
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>>17590893Alright i sent an email to chudchudchudchudchud but he'll probably stay a dead nigger
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snopes, is this true?
▶ №17590940[Quote]>>17590960
buy it and add /fpe/
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>>17590853 (OP)This site is barely worth 6 dollars why are you trying to buy it for 50k
▶ №17590960[Quote]>>17590974>>17590979>>17591274
>>17590940If i buy it i will remove dead nigger boards only one samefag cares about and add /jak/ and /caca/ to the top bar. I have no idea what boards to add
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dodis op
▶ №17590973[Quote]>>17591982>>17592001
how did he manage to become such a dnb in just a couple weeks
▶ №17590974[Quote]>>17590980>>17591096>>17591138
>>17590960I agree with the masses you should readd /k/
▶ №17590979[Quote]>>17590984
>>17590960why isnt /jak/ on the top bar anyways
the entire point of the board is deleted by having it hidden
▶ №17590984[Quote]>>17590991
>>17590979If anything i will add /jak/ next to /soy/ on the top bar so it looks like /soy/ /jak/ /qa/ /raid/ /r/
▶ №17591005[Quote]>>17591035>>17591073
>>17590997It might spawn some fedposting but okay i guess
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Alternatively just hire me as sidekick. Salt is a dead Nigerien and if he wants the sharty to stay he must hire someone to administrate for him while he is dead.
▶ №17591024[Quote]>>17591073>>17591138
>>17590980Weapons, namely guns. most people on /pol/ probably used it
▶ №17591025[Quote]>>17591047
how much is op offering for the site
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I wonder how salt thinks the sharty can run itself. We have rogue jannies from the cord fucking up everything.
▶ №17591047[Quote]>>17591058
>>17591025Too much whatever it is, salt would probably trade it for a chocolate bar
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>>17591047Since salt probably doesn't even care anymore site, he'll probably just straight up give to me.
▶ №17591066[Quote]>>17591082
On second thought i am retarded. I don't wanna buy since that lead me to pay server costs. Maybe just become sidekick of the admin.
▶ №17591082[Quote]>>17591087>>17591103
>>17591066Salt could be the one paying for the servers because hes obviously rich, and you could probably create a new high ranking position for him while you do what the admin does
▶ №17591086[Quote]>>17591094
>>17591073No arrow, therefore you look like that
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>>17591087It's just like froot and root i guess
▶ №17591115[Quote]>>17591129
GEG NUSWAS DON'T EVEN HAVE 100K IN XEIR BANK ACC
▶ №17591129[Quote]>>17591158
>>17591115Where is your mansion or golden watch or something
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>>17591136Maybe. I am afraid of glowieralds
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>>>17590974
>>>17590997
>>>17591024 (You)
>>>17591035
>>>17591096
>which samefag autist is this
meds nuswa
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>>17591158Yes bro we all know all people >100k dollar have golden watch and mansion and high chance of having golden car
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Please don't be baiting…
▶ №17591206[Quote]>>17591212>>17591232>>17591241>>17591254>>17591313
If i become admin i will do
- /k/ possibly
- Work with salt
- Try to not die
- Remove dead nigger boards like /biz/, what's the point of them
- Fully ban smuglet
- Ban Porn
▶ №17591212[Quote]>>17591241
>>17591206On the last part it exludes goatse, cado and thugs of course.
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>>17591241Salt did not enforce it i just saw drawn porn. Ban Porn will include drawn antimatter
▶ №17591254[Quote]>>17591275
>>17591206What will you do about 'T? (horrific media of botched genital reassignment surgery)
▶ №17591274[Quote]>>17591297
>>17590960what boards would you remove?
▶ №17591275[Quote]>>17591289
>>17591254Nigga i will ban it. Taggots (Tranny + Faggot) are probably wanting the soyteens to know what their disgusting fetish it they must fuck off to trooncord.
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>>17591275>tranny>faggotsame thing marge
▶ №17591297[Quote]>>17591329>>17591354
>>17591274I will remove /an/, /asp/ and /biz/. These three were made for the 4cuck boom on the party during the cuckset. They then were forgotten.
▶ №17591313[Quote]>>17591326
>>17591206will you remove the whole "Anonymous janny" thing to prevent events like the 'P spam
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Also if i do become admin of soybooru i will try to remove the boorums. It is the coal that is killing the soysphere.
▶ №17591326[Quote]>>17591347
>>17591313Yes, anonymous jannies sound gemmy at first but then had horrific results.
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>>17591297great picks, dodis
▶ №17591340[Quote]>>17591363
Voot already sounds like a gemmy admin to me
▶ №17591347[Quote]>>17591355
>>17591326I like how you could see which janny was the most prone to sneeding so you could assess what to post
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>>17591297Thank you, there's no point for these, posting about animals already can and is done on /soy/
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>>17591347Something tells me that salt had too low standards when it came to hiring jannies.
▶ №17591363[Quote]>>17591379
>>17591340I don't like giving admins names and soysonas, Salt literally got called that because 'teens just decided that would be the next condiment like Mustard or BBQ Sauce the day he became owner
▶ №17591368[Quote]>>17591388
>>17591357>An autocracy is a form of government in which absolute power and total authority are concentrated in a single person or a small group, with decisions not subject to external legal restraints or regularized mechanisms of popular control.Are you sure nigga.
▶ №17591374[Quote]>>17591377
will you readd the nameroll
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>>17591374Yes, namerolls are gemmy.
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>>17591363Also I fucking hate that 'ki depiction of Salt, make the nigger simplistic, blue soyjak with blueish green tinted glasses
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>>17591380Stfu gore sperg. You are not cool
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>>17591368yes, that is how the longest lasting and most prosperous empire in history was ran
▶ №17591399[Quote]>>17591435
are you strict? are you gonna rule cuck the website? Are you going to remove interugity.js? Are you gonna ban everyone u don't like? Are yoi open minded and understating? Are you gonna make a cord?
▶ №17591403[Quote]>>17591430
>>17591380You have aids autism and adhd. Fuck off nigga. Nobody likes your goreposting that is always like "ME KILLING MORALFAGGOT"
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>>17591403ive seen some people call xer Gorejeet which is geggy
▶ №17591435[Quote]>>17591503
>>17591399Ok i will answer these questions one by one
>are you strictWhat do you mean by that
>are you gonna rule cuck the websiteNo
>Are you going to remove interugity.jsIt is a neccessary evil, helps in raping ban evaders at the cost of glowing
>Are you gona ban everyone u don't likeNo. As for salt it is concerning, he once banned someone for complainng too much.
>Are you open minded and understandingYes
>Are you gonna make a cordWtf no
▶ №17591475[Quote]>>17591485>>17591527
I'm quite divided on undoing the CacaCaust, what do you think.
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>>17591475Depressingly enough most people on this site are under the age of 18 so it doesn't even matter
▶ №17591503[Quote]>>17591513
>>17591435strict as in. someone said
>i goon to dnband you ban them forever or something. But okay since you're open minded i will root for you
▶ №17591519[Quote]>>17591536
R u gonna add or remove rulz
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>>17591475this may be obvious but for you should do it only for phonos above 13, everyone here always was like 16-20
▶ №17591536[Quote]>>17591546>>17591580
>>17591519I think the current rules are ok
As for Rule 4 it will be changed to include drawn porn
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>>17591536A bunch of niggers are using the fact that drawn porn against all odds is not banned to post brimstone on the party
▶ №17591554[Quote]>>17591568>>17591569
>>17591513Okay you seem retarded, you know banning that makes you strict right?
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we should stop with this gay reselling business and just do a lottery where we assign the adminship to a random ip address every day
▶ №17591568[Quote]>>17591612
>>17591554It's common sense. Why would you say you goon to a decapitated toddler. Think about it nigga.
▶ №17591580[Quote]>>17591585>>17591613
>>17591536>banning drawn pornyeah this website is getting rule cucked
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Also i have thought of this. Chinniggers will be banned. Chinny will be made hostile again. I looked at 10 posts from there and immediately wanted to kill myself due to their """humor""".
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Also if jannies for some fucking reason put in "ban evasion" as ban reason instead of the real reason why the guy that made their clitty leak got banned they will be beaten
▶ №17591612[Quote]>>17591626>>17591713
>>17591568>>17591569you're so fucking stupid, I'm saying if someone joked about gooning to dnb NOT ACTUAL GOONING TO DNB i know it's failtroll behavior and i understand why would you ban it but if you banned someone for joking about that that makes u close minded and strict. In soot and kuz era there was many Horrible jokes, infact 'litla was allowed in kuz era
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>>17591580You're a fucking retard geg
▶ №17591626[Quote]>>17591693
>>17591612Still, joking about gooning to it will be banned, that's chinnigger jokes right there. Also how does that make me close minded and strict. All i did is say that making jokes like you goon to dnb will be banned.
▶ №17591628[Quote]>>17591646
>>17591585no but banning clothed soytan with bigboobs or banning buff hunky is just rulecucking also not actual porn
▶ №17591646[Quote]>>17591660>>17591707
>>17591628How would buff hunky go against that rule? You know what forget about me banning drawn porn since you "people" don't want it to be banned since I don't want to account for the 6 billion loopholes.
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>>17591646I don't even get you guys.
▶ №17591665[Quote]>>17591672>>17591706
Nameless future admin whats your favorite variant and nuvariant
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>>17591665My favorite variant is impjak and my favorite nu variant is nubookjak
▶ №17591693[Quote]>>17591702
>>17591626okay then, is the absolute limit is gooning to dnb or u gonna ban giga quoting horrible stuff
▶ №17591694[Quote]>>17591712
He’s busy bro
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>>17591693Absolute limit is gooning to dnb jokes, also gigaquoting horrible stuff is already banned i think?
▶ №17591707[Quote]>>17591716
>>17591646what do you mean by drawn porn? Is a rat in a nurse clothes porn to you?
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my content is better
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>>17591694if he's busy then he shouldn't take responsibility for a website like this
▶ №17591713[Quote]>>17591724
>>17591612>Using lita being allowed during the soot era as a defenseYou might be the jartycuck bro
▶ №17591716[Quote]>>17591729
>>17591707I've already stopped thinking of banning drawn porn, it somehow turned into a far more complicated thing than i thought.
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>>17591713Holy shit nigga…
▶ №17591729[Quote]>>17591740>>17591752>>17591770>>17591771
>>17591716let's keep it simple
if penis shown in an erotic context = porn = delete thread
if female tit shown = porn = delete thread
That's how the japanese do it
▶ №17591733[Quote]>>17591743
are you unbanning salt era bans? or keep the old ips banned
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>>17591729Alright. Good idea.
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>>17591733Unbaning salt era bans no.
▶ №17591748[Quote]>>17591751
first warning troll
▶ №17591752[Quote]>>17591760>>17591770
>>17591729*WARNING: this WILL lead to fetish porn becoming the norm btw, if that matters
▶ №17591770[Quote]>>17591790
>>17591729>>17591752turns out, it's really hard to ban porn
▶ №17591771[Quote]>>17591786>>17591858
>>17591729what about Bludge? the hunky buff image has a buldge, or visible soytan clothed nipples. Is that banned too?
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>>17591770Yeah there's like a million loopholes and thinking about what to do about them makes me get a headache since it will often create like 2 more loopholes.
▶ №17591795[Quote]>>17591811
are you a racist? do you hate niggers and jews? will you get upset if muzzie or pajeets or whatever used this website?
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>>17591751This bro called the future admin the n word
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voot moot froot soot tremboth owna or something please try to remove failtrolls since all of the previous dmins failed or whatever
▶ №17591811[Quote]>>17591823
>>17591795>Are you racist?Yes
>Do you hate niggres and jews?Yes
>Will you get upset if muzzie or pajeets or whatever used this site?No, infact i think some gegeralds can be made out of them.
▶ №17591818[Quote]>>17591825
unban india
▶ №17591823[Quote]>>17591841
>>17591811Do you hate all of them or just the majority, the sneaky bad ones
▶ №17591825[Quote]>>17591829
>>17591818Wasn't it already unbanned
▶ №17591835[Quote]>>17591848
how are you going to add jannies? can you be 100% that they are trust worthy and not red 0.2 or whatever
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>>17591823I hate niggers who say shit like
>shieet mayne i gotta steal all you got cuz uhh uhh nigga nigga nigga.However, some niggas are ok.
▶ №17591842[Quote]>>17591848
racist site unban bharat
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>>17591842India might be unbanned to harvest geggeralds from jeets
>>17591835Great question
▶ №17591857[Quote]>>17591877
which era u used this website
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>>17591771inb4 niggers in indian vpns post 'p
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>>17591791What the fuck is wrong with japan
>making the Mass-EPI-Nator9001 to advertise your SNCAImagine bringing your kids over to buy something and having them exposed to this bullshit
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Everyday i hate japan more and more
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>>17591877newGODs… i kneel…
▶ №17591891[Quote]>>17591908
do you think we are going to dox you and rape you like what happened to quote or are you an opsec god
▶ №17591908[Quote]>>17591962
>>17591898Yes it is
>>17591891I feel like it would happen if i fucked up really bad like admin 6 level
▶ №17591933[Quote]>>17591949
>>17591877are you cultured enough about this website? but yeah this explains alot
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>>17591877I’m kneeling bigly
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>>17591933I read the wiki very much so maybe
▶ №17591962[Quote]>>17591973
>>17591908are you 100% sure that you can take responsibility for this website? Will you put enough time and effort for this Website?
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>>17590973Xe was gooning to the 'p from 2 days ago
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>>17591791It's if niggerhell is the wrath ring, chinkhell would be the lust ring
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>>17590973I wasn’t here when Salt acquired the site but how was the ‘log and overall experience
▶ №17592018[Quote]>>17592091
>>17591791What do the Japanese women think of this raisin? I always wondered
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>>17592060No cuz we all do dis
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>>17592060Answering because a skinwalker tried to answer for me, but no
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>>17592077Alright fine here's what i think. I might have okay empathy
▶ №17592091[Quote]>>17592101
>>17592018They kill themselves over there
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>>17592091geg total nigpon death
▶ №17592106[Quote]>>17592142
>>17592094Marge how does haveing okay empathy turn the party to reddit
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>>17592094how does having okay empathy turn the party to reddit
▶ №17592130[Quote]>>17592153
What are your favorite type of raids?
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>>17592127I sense bait here
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>>17592094If youre actually fucking thinking hes gonna ban gore and ban every tranny hater and racist you must be a brainlet
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>>17592106you WILL post videos of families dying on every thread because it's SHARTY KUCH ARR
▶ №17592151[Quote]>>17592160
Will you bring back /dem/?
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>>17592130The ones that aren't just "LEST' DOX A TRANNY", more unique ones like Operation Gemmy Road. They are fun.
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i dont understand all the talk about gore just ignore it
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>>17592151No, namefag puragtory.
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>>17592157They are funny i guess.
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>>17592127vootist falseflag
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>>17592180Its more like
>kek all these questions and salt hasn't woken up from hibernation ▶ №17592194[Quote]>>17592199
Would you add back spinning text?
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>>17592180Either way he probably doesn't care about the site anymore, just like Quoon
▶ №17592199[Quote]
>>17592194Yes, it was very very gemmy. I will also add back red glow and rainbow text.
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>>17592216I don't know. I'll make a poll to see what people think of it.
▶ №17592237[Quote]>>17592249
Do you think guro and hanged anime girls should be banned
▶ №17592243[Quote]>>17593698
>>17592232Hire a dev like Froot did
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>>17592237yes cause some people goon to it
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>>17592259It would be a GEM without all the useless cordlike features like the forum and direct messaging
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>>17592274Maybe like a year
▶ №17592288[Quote]>>17592295
>>17592259mustard defends pedophiles there its BRIM
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>>17592288Oh yeah if i get control of soybooru mustard will be killed
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>>17592292A year is long you know
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I'll go to sleep now, i don't want to ruin the next day with deprivation please archive the thread.
▶ №17592490[Quote]>>17592515>>17593327>>17608428
Nuadmin if you want to kill all failtrolls, you have to heavily focus on /raid/ by stickying gemmy threads and making mirror threads on /soy/ and /qa/, organize crusades to take down and integrate splinters and SNCA boards for manpower, keep motivation high through gems by increasing the pph of /r/ and increasing quality standards on the 'ru, actively work with friendly sites and communities like KF, and aim to take over 4chan and purge it of coal.
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BUMO
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>>17592490yes we've made ourselves defenseless against 'cords and failtrolls by making retaliation against the rules
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>>17592243Our boy Ronald will continue on working
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bumping this, i really hope salt transfers his ownership to this guy because salt has not been doing his job man
▶ №17594368[Quote]>>17594407>>17594463>>17608428
Another thing that should be done is bringing back soyfests, soyoweens, and Board Clash on the same date as the 4cuck one.
▶ №17594463[Quote]>>17594838
>>17594368I wasn’t there for the last soyween. I’d like to see that
▶ №17594757[Quote]>>17606608>>17608428
Another thing I thought about is contacting local militias and extremist groups and giving them a tranny/pedo/current target's dox so that they could beat them up and improve their standing while we stay clean
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>>17594463That shit was under Froot two years ago, of course your ass was not there.
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UPUPUPUPUP
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gemmiest bait i have ever seen
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brimstone coal policing admin
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BUUMMMMMMMMPPPP
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UP
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UP GO UP
▶ №17600013[Quote]>>17600279
I hope dis wasnt a hoax
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>>17600013If this thread survives long enough for OP to come back, xe might actually take it seriously.
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Nigger
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poop an dniggers dying
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Salt I would take the 50k if I were you
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i wish salt wasnt busy being lazy for 11 days right now and not visiting the website XHE RUNS so this person could actually fix the absolute fucking state of it
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I'm sorry voot, I couldn't keep the thread alive. God knows I tried.
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SALT GIVE THE SITE TO VOOT
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salt is known for his hating of namefagging so maybe that is why hes so inactive
he just doesn't post with his capcode
▶ №17602603[Quote]>>17602626
>salt is known for his hating of namefagging so maybe that is why hes so inactive
>he just doesn't post with his capcode
probably tbh
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he only communicates when necessary
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>>17602603salt is a blacked nigger DNB that probably doesnt even know how to make any changes to the site
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nuadmin please update us…
▶ №17603081[Quote]>>17603415
would you allow threads like.
>hey guys i accidentally gooned to blacked mumma goon should i kill myself
▶ №17603411[Quote]>>17603465
Just woken up, i’m back.
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My thread got on happenings nice.
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Bait thread
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>>17603465Not yet, he still is a dead Nigerien
▶ №17603484[Quote]>>17603503
>>17590853 (OP)Please be real
▶ №17603498[Quote]>>17603553
OP please send a pic of the email (censor necessary stuff doe)
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>>17603484This is real. Also since salt probably doesn’t care anymore i wouldn’t be surprised if he just gives it to me
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go tf up
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is it possible to sootbait xim doe
▶ №17603560[Quote]>>17603563
Thoughts on gay bwc twink sex?
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>>17603553zank you this confirms it
▶ №17603602[Quote]>>17603649
holy shit this is kuz this is kuz 2 oh my god i ust realized this is what happened with kuz and soot oohooohh my godooddddd op you are kuz
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>>17603602Nameless future admin is Kuz theory
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VUTISM IS WIN
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It will probably take 10 days for Salt to come out of hibernation, but when he does he'll most likely just hand it over to this guy, which I'm happy about
▶ №17603789[Quote]>>17603847>>17603854>>17603900
So far I’m wanting to keep salt to pay for the servers its just like froot and root
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>>17590937REMAIN CALM
VUTISTS WILL BE IN CONTROL
▶ №17603847[Quote]>>17603947
>>17603789how do you feel about the nickname Voot
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>>17603789are you really going to do it?
▶ №17603900[Quote]>>17603947
>>17603789ban gore or make it so it has to be relevant to the discussion because nothing good has come from gorespam
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Keep extreme gore banned except in
>>>/pol/▶ №17604056[Quote]
Bvmping
▶ №17604086[Quote]>>17604094>>17604137>>17604361>>17604437>>17604572
>>17603947Please be everything that Salt wasn't if you do it. Ban all spam and gore not pertinent to a discussion and bring back moving threads for joons and bring /nate/ back
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>>17604094Compliment because BBC is gooder
▶ №17604137[Quote]>>17604213>>17604361
>>17604086Dont be EVERYTHING Salt wasn't
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>>17604137Yeah i should have clarified geg
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vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vvut
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>>17604401Do dis and ban spamming gore
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>>17604086>ban all spamI want you to tell me how soyjaks and also cobson got so popular
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Mussathane
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>>17594757Hahahahahhhhahahah do dis
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Where doth ye acquire $50,000?
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richfag,is that you?
▶ №17608492[Quote]>>17608955
>>17604572he meant annoying spam like evil spam not funny spam, like spamming gore and long useless text is bad, but spamming the same image with the text
>your mom getting fucked by big pink panties is aryan gooning culturey hear me mane?
▶ №17608955[Quote]>>17609790
>>17608492Just bring back /spam/ and quarantine all spammers and namefags to there.
▶ №17609789[Quote]>>17609792
DO DIS DO DIS OP WHAT DO U GO BY
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>>17608955I'll bring back /spam/ no idea why quote removed it
▶ №17609792[Quote]>>17609795>>17609808
>>17609789People call me voot for some reason
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DO DISEEE
▶ №17609808[Quote]>>17609816
>>17609792Do u like voot or… do u go by something else
Also where did u find dise money
▶ №17609816[Quote]>>17609844
>>17609808I made the thread as a joke at first. i do not have 50k dollars of money. But a lot of people took me seriously and i was like fuck it time to campaign for sidekick
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voot or whatever you're called remove every board except for
>>>/ss/ btw
▶ №17609844[Quote]>>17609896
>>17609816I mean you still have money probably right?
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Up
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>>17609901190 dollar admittedly
▶ №17609995[Quote]>>17610194>>17610399
>>17609987Grind money or make a gofundme
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Up
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Up for voot
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>>17610194Voot man will do dis
▶ №17610237[Quote]>>17610262
Voot are you writing suggestions down?
▶ №17610262[Quote]>>17610336
>>17610237He visits the thread every now and then he's probably thinking of ways to get money
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UP FOR VOOT
▶ №17610336[Quote]>>17610368
>>17610262He should tour the boards and the sites, alongside some splinters and the farms, particularly the shiwi. Treat it like a presidential campaign.
▶ №17610368[Quote]>>17610374>>17610386>>17610389>>17610418
>>17610336 (me)
A good slogan would be
>A VOTE FOR VOOT IS A VOTE FOR _or
<VOTE FOR VOOT, NO TO SALT'S BOOT! ▶ №17610374[Quote]
>>17610368Dis is nice as hell
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>>17610368this is really good
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>>17610368The sloganerald that birthed Vootism
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>>17609995I'll start grinding money ok
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i'll bid 55K
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>>17610402Nobaldi got that kind of money
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>>17610401My country isn't part of the 20 countries
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A VOTE FOR VOOT IS A VOTE FOR ALL OF US!
SAY YES TO VOOT NO TO SALTS BOOT
▶ №17610408[Quote]>>17610411
>>17610406Is there any way u can raise money for dis?
▶ №17610411[Quote]>>17610416
>>17610408My mom has a job maybe i could help her to get a slowburn income
▶ №17610416[Quote]>>17610421
>>17610411You need to get a JOB!
▶ №17610418[Quote]>>17610423
>>17610368Here's another one:
>DON'T LICK THE BOOT, GO VOTE FOR VOOT ▶ №17610421[Quote]>>17610426
>>17610416Its a family business or whatever it is called so i guess that counts
▶ №17610426[Quote]>>17610436
>>17610421You need to get alot of money FAST
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Hello, fellow enemies of the United States of America!
Lets all post the registration ID of our firearms!
Before we all say "I'm going to kill the president of the United States of America" with a video recording from your mobile device!
And don't ever forget to record your face as well!
Throw in some EXIF Location metadata as well, whats the worst that can happen?
And let us know if your firearm is unregistered and/or illegal!
Remember: the NSA are the good guys and anything bad you hear about them is decisively false.
▶ №17610482[Quote]>>17610495>>17610501>>17610781
Looks like buying the site fully and paying the servers is out of the question. I talked about it to my mom since this is obviously a big financial thing and she said that she would rather use all the money for more important shit like living. Will i become salt's co-admin is now the question
▶ №17610501[Quote]>>17610507>>17610512
>>17610482The text conversation went like this (translated to english, some parts are cut out because they were wordswordswords)
>Hey mom<What>I'm going to buy this site soyjak.st it's the same dark humor group you've seen many times before. They make dark and very funny edgy jokes<What do you mean>I plan to buy it at max 50,000 dollars. We have that. As for server costs and domain costs we can talk about it<No>Ok<I'd much rather use our money to pay for our house and food>I understand>Thanks mom ▶ №17610507[Quote]>>17610584
>>17610501Your mom 1000% thinks youre a retarded subhuman shitskin and wishes it was a stillbirth so she wouldnt have to put up with you
▶ №17610512[Quote]>>17610517
>>17610501get a second job idk
▶ №17610517[Quote]>>17610554
>>17610512I sometimes sell crackers (the food) at my town does that count
▶ №17610532[Quote]>>17610542
Wut would u do if salt took ur money and didn't give u the website
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does your mom fuck big black bulls
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>>17610532Cry or something i don't know
▶ №17610554[Quote]>>17610559>>17610570
>>17610517in what geographical reason could you live in where there is a market for crackers
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It about that time for a nigga to eat.
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>>17610554meant to say region fuck me im esl
▶ №17610570[Quote]>>17610597
>>17610554I don't know my town likes eating crackers for some reason
▶ №17610578[Quote]>>17610588
vooooot would you unban me?
▶ №17610588[Quote]>>17610603
>>17610578What did you do nigga
▶ №17610594[Quote]>>17610601
voot how old are you and did you have sex before
▶ №17610597[Quote]>>17610606
>>17610570what continent do you live in voot because if its one of the bad ones youd seem like one of the good ones anyhow
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>>17610594I have not have had sex before. I am in my 20s
▶ №17610603[Quote]>>17610616
>>17610588i got a ban evasion ban for no reason
▶ №17610621[Quote]>>17610662
>>17610606>nuadmin is a pajeetLMAO
▶ №17610631[Quote]>>17610635
>>17610606Are you russian or russo adjacent
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voot do you like blacked bbc or bleached bwc bvll
▶ №17610659[Quote]>>17610668
voot since you're a subhuman chink, do you have a clitty?
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>>17610621It's admin Omega it was said in the soyprophecy that admin Omega would be like a second admin thrembo but instead he'd be indian and pass the region bans with his AURA( this is real)
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>>17610659No i have a average-sized wiener
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>>17610635Vindaloot or choot, call it
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nuadmin nuadmin can i breed your mom
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People already want to buy the site from salt
▶ №17610696[Quote]>>17610705
voot voot if gigachad was fucking your mom, what would you do?
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vooty voot can i goon on your mom panties?
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>>17610696I'd prepare to see my future brother recite the alphabet backwards and count to 100 at just 1 hour old due to having giga genes
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VOOOT POST YOUR MOM PICTURE NAO
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voot if gigachad offered you to bottom for an admin, soot captain coal kuz doll froot root quote salt. Which Admin would you let top u
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VOOT POST YOUR COINSLOT BECAUSE POSTING COINSLOTS IS SHARDY CULTURE
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VOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HOW MANY TIMES YOU GOON HOW MANY TIMES YOU PEE AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU CUM ANNUALLY
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VQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQT WOULD YOU CUM IF I FINGERED YOUR BUSSY
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VOOT BUY ZE SHARDEE
▶ №17610828[Quote]>>17610887>>17610923>>17610943
Guys i found out there's already a namefag called voot, can you pick something else to reduce confusion
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>>17610828we can call xim poop
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>>17610828Pyonce, because i once dreamt that there was a new admin with that name
▶ №17610943[Quote]>>17611343
>>17610828literally nobody knows who that literal who is doe, its fine if people know you as voot because almost nophono will confuse it
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voot are you Indonesian
▶ №17611401[Quote]>>17611410>>17611457>>17611896
this isnt gonna happen
salt literally just bought the site yesterday. i suggest you wait a bit, because there is no way salt is gonna sell it to you.
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>>17611401also no one is spending 50k for bald men with glasses website
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Voot where do you live i want to sex your mother
▶ №17611428[Quote]>>17611454
i already tried this and no one answered my emails.
salt doesnt even check xis emails so good luck
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>>17611428You tried to buy the site?
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>>17611401trvke Voot should probably wait at least a few months
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>>17590869No one replied to this underrated reply
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>>17611401Hasnt salt owned this site for a month now
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I can't buy site anymore, mom said she'd rather use the money I would have used to buy it for important shit like living costs. I'm now going for becoming a sidekick of salt.
▶ №17612007[Quote]>>17612062>>17612091>>17612095>>17612190>>17612417
Voot, some advice:
1. If you want to buy the site, GET A JOB THAT PAYS GOOD. IT WILL TAKE YOU A THREMBILLION YEARS TO EARN 50 GRAND BY WAGESLAVING AT MCGOYSLOP. You should also start a GoFundMe RIGHT FUCKING NOWand shill it all over the sphere, friendly sites, and splinters that you plan to integrate.
2. You should actively participate in raids and community events both on these friendly sites and around the sphere. Jeetdani became mayor not because of grand speeches and promises, but by emptying trashcans that have been filled for god knows how long and going to kindergartens and schools. Be the alternative to Quote and Salt who spent all their time in their ivory towers, neglecting the 'teens they were chosen by. Fix broken links on the 'ki, make campaign posters on the 'ru, do a Q&A on the swinny, visit the shiwi, dox troons on /raid/.
3. Create, maintain and improve diplomatic relations with splinters and friendly sites: the better you treat them and the more you help them, the more eager they will be to come to your aid in your time of need.
4. When you become admin, YOU WILL FOLLOW UP ON YOUR PROMISES, NO IFS OR BUTS. You should also keep a tight grip on your jannies and pick the ones you trust to not go rogue and spam 'p. Pick some from the 'farms, they're experienced and reliable.
5. Soyteens need three things to be absolutely loyal: blood, gems and circuses. For blood, you must routinely conduct large-scale raids on 'cords and failtrolls, preferably in tandem with KF in a spotter-sniper dynamic, start crusades on hostile splinters and integrate friendly/neutral ones and SNCA boards, contacting local militias and extremist groups and giving them a tranny/pedo/current target's dox so that they could beat them up and improve their standing while we stay clean, culminating in a coup of 4chan and purifying it of all coal. For gems, you must support local artists, increase quality standards on the 'ru, including making a quality control board and a guide on how to make gems, donate to 'tube channels, like Hyperjumper and other editGQDs, to commission gemmy edits and help 'teens develop their games on /v/, like FNAC, the LISA mod, and the HOI4 TFR submod. For circuses, bring back RTL, soyfests, soyoweens, Board Clash on the same date as the 4cuck one, extend the boorubux system across the sphere, with a stock market named after 'jaks, volatile crypto market named after splinters, and a Polymarket copy where 'teens can bet on local events, and appear on various podcasts like KF's Mad At The Internet.
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>>17612127Go ahead, check it. Wrote it by myself.
▶ №17612144[Quote]>>17612150
>>17612136its AI I fooled you
▶ №17612158[Quote]>>17612161
>>17612146Go check it on a site, it's not AI.
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>>17612007Do dis yourself stupid shitskin
▶ №17612217[Quote]>>17612231
>>17612197Post proof and site link, if you don't you're an obsessed nigger.
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>>17612217this is my first post in the thread?
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>>17612253inb4 gigger gigaquotes this
▶ №17612282[Quote]>>17612293
voot give me janny I love soyjaks
▶ №17612293[Quote]>>17612308
>>17612282If i was admin i'd make you do an application first
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>>Be 19 year old cracker-seller in the slums of Beijing
>>Find website called Soyjak.party
>>It looks cool but you don't know any English
>>You learn a little
>>Show it to your mom
>>She literally does not fucking care
>>Ask her for $50000 dollars to buy the site
▶ №17612318[Quote]>>17612332
>>17612308Its common sense you dont just make someone mod because they heckin love soyjaks or something
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>>17612308Begone niglet, go dig some cobalt and goon to 'p instead.
▶ №17612332[Quote]>>17612340
>>17612318janny is different from mod doe
make me janny of soyjaks!
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>>17612332What would you do as janny though
▶ №17612342[Quote]>>17612346
Voot or whatever your name is you're not buying shit
▶ №17612346[Quote]>>17612412
>>17612342Yes, i'm going for becoming salt's sidekick co-admin as of now.
▶ №17612356[Quote]>>17612371
Voot what nationality are you
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>>17612340I would be the best at approving soyjak images and the best at banning jartycucks
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>>17612346Voot, follow the plan and start it
NQVV:>>17612007
THE REVOOTLUTION STARTS WITH (YOU) ▶ №17612413[Quote]>>17612449
>>17612371If im janny I will moderate asia hours as that is when im awake
▶ №17612488[Quote]>>17612510
>>17612437If you offer more money than what it's worth you're more likely to actually end up buying it
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>>17612488evendoe hes asian and he will be in debt for ten thrembillion years
▶ №17612520[Quote]>>17612531
Do
(You) really want for Chinkmin to become Salt's sidekick?
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>>17612520only me and him voted yes :(
▶ №17612551[Quote]>>17612559>>17612564>>17612580
Niggers do you really think random fag has 50,000 dollars to buy this dnb website
▶ №17612559[Quote]>>17612579>>17612671
>>17612551I have said once in the thread that i actually have only 190 dollars, 50,000 dollars was a joke and people took it seriously and i am considering becoming salt's saidekick
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Someone summarize this thread for all the new readers
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>>17612551He'd certainly be a better admin than Quote or Salt.
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>>17612559What use it will be to him doe
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>>17612551he seems like he would do much good for the sharty doe
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>>17612563Yes please I dont want to read this all
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Some wikiBVLL made a question of there should be a page for this ESL warrior.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Talk:Voot▶ №17612661[Quote]
How about we call this potential nuadmin Cracker
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>>17612563Voot jokingly decides to buy the sharty for 50 grand, I force the thread through spam, he decides to take it seriously and go for viceadminship, I make some slogans and a program for him.
▶ №17612671[Quote]>>17612696
>>17612559salt I have 200 dollars ignore this broke nigger
▶ №17612696[Quote]>>17612713
>>17612671Salt ain't listening to a random nigger.
▶ №17612713[Quote]>>17612722
>>17612696because he's DNB rn.
▶ №17612757[Quote]>>17612805
>>17612722Show the cash, maybe he'll come. It doesn't count if it's fake.
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I have 2k dollars if salt lets me become janny and serve under him as a slave
▶ №17612805[Quote]>>17612824>>17612879
>>17612757do you seriously doubt I have 200 dollars geg
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>>17612805Send the pic to the email.
▶ №17612879[Quote]>>17612894
>>17612805Post the pic here or you're a lying niggerkike.
▶ №17612894[Quote]>>17612906
>>17612879stop bumping this thread voot
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>>17612894Not him and no I won't stop.
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>>17612722Next up is a guy with 220 dollars
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>>17612948Ban this bot why are the mods gone
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VOOT YOU CAN DELETE MESSAGES IN YOUR THREAD
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>>17612991Add link filters
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>>17612992So we can deal with obsessed bitches like this
▶ №17613013[Quote]>>17613033
I read something. This obsessed nigger is trying to get thread to be un bumpable by making it reach reply limit.
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Voot steal $50k from your mum's it's for the greater cause
▶ №17613033[Quote]>>17613038
>>17613013Make another thread with IDs, and don't lose your password.
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VOTE VOOT
