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 17463198[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>17463275>>17463447>>17463513>>17463815

ALL TEENS, READ THIS, SERIOUSLY.

https://easypeasymethod.org/index.html

Read this in one sitting, or spread over 2 afternoons if you can. All of you, even if you aren't a gooner read this to familiarise yourself with the way they act. Do not skip through any portions of the text.

YOU VVILL NOT REGRET READING THIS AND IT VVILL IMPROVE YOUR LIFE.

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If you're free for the next two hours, READ IT.

 17463243[Quote]>>17463320

Why

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>>17463198 (OP)
I have read this and all it says is just
>Just don't goon forever bro
>Just don't, okay??
Well how am I supposed not to goon forever exactly? This is useless

And I bet that the person who made this probably thinks homosexuality is le good despite it being much worse than porn addiction

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im just about to goon

 17463304[Quote]>>17463366

Wordswordswords that I don't wanna read someone make a TL;DR

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"easypeasy" like lemon squeezy? is that how the saying goes?

 17463315[Quote]>>17463338>>17463347

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gooning is fine if you don't overdo it and it can even be healthy if you goon instead of catching an STD by fucking literal whos out of horniness

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>>17463243
Because I said so ok? We as a site have an ideology to purge gooners and trannies from the world, and by making sure our site is pure and not inhabited by gooners we can make that reality much easier to achieve.

 17463338[Quote]

>>17463315
porn addiction is bad tho

 17463341[Quote]

It's not a herculean task to stop gooning and it certainly doesn't require this book but if this works for you that's good

 17463347[Quote]>>17463363

>>17463315
tsmt
but the book is against porn not necessarily just jerking off, the author says this on masturbation
<
>just accept the beauty of your body’s natural sexual energy, and circulate and expand it around your body instead.

 17463354[Quote]

im not reading this fuck ass book

 17463363[Quote]>>17463370

>>17463347
If you already watched porn and got hooked and shieet then I wouldn't continue because you would just be imagining the porn you saw which can still be addictive and destructive

 17463366[Quote]>>17463375

>>17463304
the first four words of the book are DO NOT JUMP CHAPTERS read it nigga

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>>17463363
also this.

 17463375[Quote]>>17463411

>>17463366
I'm too lazy and I don't have time

 17463391[Quote]>>17463433

>WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS YOU VILL NOT GOON UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
>How? Well ummm just don't goon, it's not that hard, chud

 17463404[Quote]

I'm fine with gooners as long as they don't do it to my favorite shows.

 17463411[Quote]>>17463423

>>17463375
you have time to browse the sharty you have time to read the book, make the effort

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giga

 17463433[Quote]>>17463495

>>17463391
This is literally the book btw it spends like 3 chapters talking about how effective the method is and like 7 more chapters explaining the dangers of porn after claiming that it doesn't use scare tactics

 17463447[Quote]>>17463467>>17463477

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>>17463198 (OP)
i quit porn by procrastinating
"ill jerk off later"
and then later never comes

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>>17463447
>Abandoning a destructive habit with the help of a less destructive habit

 17463480[Quote]

Noticed how people are saying gooning is bad but nobody is saying homosexuality is bad while homosexuality is much more addicting and dangerous than gooning

 17463484[Quote]

i went on xvideos and the first thing i saw was bbc porn

 17463485[Quote]>>17463505>>17463516

nofappers when asked to provide one single reasoning why jerking off is bad:

 17463495[Quote]>>17463513>>17463524

>>17463433
You can love the book or you can hate it, you may find what's in it helpful or you may not, you have no way of truly knowing until you read it, worst case you lose 2 hours of time you waste on this site best case you never goon again

 17463499[Quote]>>17463513

glad I quit porn years ago

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>>17463485
xitter nigger get of my site

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>ALL TEENS, READ THIS, SERIOUSLY.
>
>https://easypeasymethod.org/index.html
>
>Read this in one sitting, or spread over 2 afternoons if you can. All of you, even if you aren't a gooner read this to familiarise yourself with the way they act. Do not skip through any portions of the text.
>
>YOU VVILL NOT REGRET READING THIS AND IT VVILL IMPROVE YOUR LIFE.

 17463516[Quote]>>17463530

>>17463485
Can they though?

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>>>17463485 (You)
>xitter nigger get of my site

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>>17463495
Like I said if it works for you that's great and people nowadays should be reading more regardless but I found it ineffective and uninformative

 17463530[Quote]>>17463550

>>17463516
no they cant and they never have despite me asking upwards of 10 times across these kinds of threads

 17463534[Quote]

I like gooning

 17463538[Quote]

i just jerked off

 17463548[Quote]>>17463553>>17463594>>17463745

Also teens, IT IS OKAY if you have gooned and have suffered from porn addiction before. You aren't any less of a person if you've done that before, and if you have ambitions to stop, this book is where you vvill find the best method to help you do just that.

 17463550[Quote]

>>17463530
Gooning isn't bad tbh, as long as people don't do it to my comfort shows o algx.

 17463553[Quote]

>>17463548
But it's not okay if you don't stop

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Bumping this gem. We NEED to STOP all gooners, gooning is a jewish manipulation technique to make you a degenerate (Faggot, Tranny, Pedo, etc) and full of fucked up kinks. That's why retarded Golem goycattle were defending Vivian, a pedo, just because she's female and they're all gooners.

Stop NOW

INCELWAFFEN WILL TAKE OVER THE SHARTY, OUR VICTORY IS IMMINENT

SIEG HEIL!

 17463559[Quote]>>17463571

You know what I'm gonna jerk off right now actually

 17463562[Quote]>>17463578

should i play minecraft instead

 17463571[Quote]

>>17463559
You will regret it

 17463578[Quote]>>17463583

>>17463562
terraria

 17463583[Quote]>>17463610

>>17463578
i have both but my world is built up more in minecraft

 17463594[Quote]>>17463745

>>17463548
You don't need to admit it now and you can keep staying silent, literally nobody is here to judge if you actually want to stop, but this goes out to anyone in the thread actually struggling and not admitting it to anyone; reading this VVILL help you. Do it for yourself, do it for this site, do it to make society better or something.

 17463610[Quote]>>17463617

>>17463583
That means you have a lot more progress to make in your terraria world or something like that

 17463617[Quote]>>17463632

>>17463610
i like minecraft being 3d

 17463619[Quote]>>17463641

I'm jerking off while reading this thread

 17463632[Quote]>>17463660>>17463671

>>17463617
Then play minecraft it's up to you at the end of the day

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 17463660[Quote]>>17463672>>17463680

>>17463632
What about der 'blox?

 17463664[Quote]

Also, i suggest you guys check out https://soyjak.st/raid/catalog.html and learn how to dox, or at least familiarise yourself with what happens to trannies and gooners who have spiralled too far into their addiction

 17463671[Quote]>>17463675>>17463705>>17463731

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>>17463632
i like how this is going

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>>17463660
a few games are ok

 17463675[Quote]

>>17463671
does anyone remember soyhrat

 17463680[Quote]>>17463694

>>17463660
Nah the engine is kind of shit and trolling is no longer possible because of the age verification shit also I don't think it runs natively on linux

 17463694[Quote]>>17463717

>>17463680
you have to use sober on linux

 17463697[Quote]>>17463724

Wordswordswords no nigger gooning every now and then won't inevitably make you a scat fetishist pedophile sissy or whatever. Stop projecting your repressed mental illnesses on others and go find an actual therapist

 17463705[Quote]

>>17463671
Tuff house

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>>17463694
Yeah so not natively

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>>17463697
Gooning to porn will

 17463731[Quote]>>17463735

>>17463671
do you ever play multiplayer

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>>17463548
>>17463594
You're glowing yellow.

 17463750[Quote]>>17463776

I never gooned in my life

 17463751[Quote]

Summarize this for me, im not reading allat

 17463760[Quote]>>17463780>>17463781

>SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING ADDICTED YOU FUCKING CHUD, QUITTING PORN IS REALLY EASY, JUST DON'T GOON FOREVER AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
>Porn is bad because [271K GORILLION PAGES OF INFORMATIONS I ALREADY KNOW]
>You can quit porn and, you know, go (((outside))) and be a good goy who supports LGBT and BLM or something like that
>JUST. DON'T. GOON. IT'S NOT THAT HARD, OKAY??
Now that's really fucking helpful nigga
Also, 32 pages of wordswordswords about how porn being bad but never says a word about homosexuality or transgenderism, which are the most dangerous problems caused by porn? What a trash.

 17463776[Quote]

>>17463750
Probably larp but if not ARYAN BEAST

 17463780[Quote]

>>17463760
I think the dude linked the bible in like the post credits of that book or whatever but still the book beats around the bush way too much and claims that somehow knowing porn is addictive(which everyone obviously knew otherwise they wouldn't have read the book) will make you stop

 17463781[Quote]>>17463809

>>17463760
stopping porn will ensure you never become a faggot gooner or tranny pedo, why the fuck wouldnt it?

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im finding shit i forgot about now

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>>17463783
what version are you playing

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>>17463783
make a farm

 17463803[Quote]>>17463808>>17463816>>17463823

Can somebaldi 'chive this thread later? idk how to 'chive

 17463808[Quote]>>17463820

>>17463803
Learn how to do it nerd faggot.

 17463809[Quote]

>>17463781
Yeah well stopping porn would be good but this book don't help shit

 17463811[Quote]

up

 17463812[Quote]

Normal people don't become jartycucks after finding out about porn, only autists do

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>>17463198 (OP)
i aint reading allat

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>>17463803
Go to archive.today and like put the url in faggot

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>>17463808
Mi es dumb

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>>17463803
click blue arrow and then archive post. you can then choose any but megalodon is best

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>>17463745
All pedos and troons are porn addicts not all porn addicts are pedos and troons



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