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 17343587[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>17343716>>17343844

What would you do if you woke up as a real woman?

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Kill myself

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clearly I'd post about it on the shaty

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I'd become this :)

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im sucking my tits to see what breast milk tastes like

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Masturbate and then kill myself

 17343625[Quote]>>17343645>>17343667>>17343674>>17343712>>17343817>>17344029>>17344136

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Finger

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touch my boobies hahahahah

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see how its like to pee then kill myself

 17343638[Quote]>>17343644

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 17343649[Quote]>>17343659>>17343660>>17343664

I'd make a thread about what to do to my body and keep it going until I die. I'd attach a photo to each reply

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go back to sleep

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I'd probably poon out

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>>17343649
buy a dildo from bad dragon and shove it up your ass

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>>17343649
I would 100% use the opportunity to make bait threads on the sharty

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>>17343649
Or until I hit the reply limit too

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>>17343625
who is she i need to know

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I'd impersonate cobblestone…

 17343674[Quote]>>17343709>>17343728

>>17343625
damn she's cute

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rape myself

 17343693[Quote]>>17343699

quit soyjak party and go to soyjak wiki soybooru and soyjak irc because soysphere wompas use every website but sharty

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I'd probably take photos of myself in hot poses and use that to draw pornography

 17343699[Quote]>>17343703>>17343705

>>17343693
join irc we will rape you

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>>17343699
The first and only sight of an ircuck

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play with my boobs

 17343709[Quote]>>17343720

>>17343674
Her name is sobot, a former janny of the sharty 💖

 17343710[Quote]>>17343715

probably play with my boobs or something idk

 17343712[Quote]>>17343728

>>17343625
OMG SISAAAA

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>>17343587 (OP)
if in this scenario the past gets retconned and i was always a woman, then i'd just continue living my life as normal.
if that isnt the case and everyone knows me as a male, i'd probably skip town and restart my life somewhere else

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I'd squish and play my boobs evry day

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>>17343709
xe is a tranny

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>>17343728
she is doe

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Think it's a dream or me schizoing out so i would take meds.

 17343742[Quote]>>17343750

will keep it a secret on the sharty because if people know you will have 10 different poster asking to show a good hunky some boobs

 17343748[Quote]>>17343753

become friends with the girl i had a crush on when i was a guy and fuck the guy she likes

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>>17343742
you have to be ESL

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do i keep my brain and sexuality

 17343760[Quote]>>17343778

>>17343751
OH NO OH NONONONO OMG I TAKE THAT BACK I TAKE THAT BACK

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NO NO THERES NO WAY THATS THE SAME PERSON

 17343778[Quote]>>17343795

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I would try and have as many white babies as possible

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>>17343780
only correct answer itt

 17343794[Quote]>>17343800

become a nazi girl

 17343795[Quote]>>17343828

>>17343778
FROGNIGGER PLEASE TELL ME YOUR JOKING YOUR BAITING ME YOUR BAITING ME THERES NO WAY PLEASE FROGNIGGER TELL ME THIS IS A LIE PLEASE

 17343800[Quote]>>17343818

>>17343794
omg i fucking love nazi girls if you ever become a woman randomly and become a nazi girl hit me up omg nigga

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i would start playing misery and hop on doll house so i can find a new dada

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>>17343625
Who the hell is this geg.

 17343818[Quote]>>17343827

>>17343800
NAZIS LOST BTW KKK WON

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Immediately Quit Soysphere Because Wompas On The Soysphere Are Obsessed With Porn And Pantying Sissifying Soyteens For Some Reason

 17343827[Quote]>>17343845

>>17343818
dude im not even on the right i would just love a nazi gf to be honest

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>>17343795
OHNONONO NUSOI

look at the selfie in the galley on the ki
https://soyjakwiki.org/Sobot#/media/File:Sobot.png
>same thin nose
>same weird jawline
>same lips
>same pointy cheeks

nigga just wore a different wig and asian glasses nusoi

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freak the fuck out because im not a troon and i hate women

 17343835[Quote]>>17343841

Put this on ki happenings, a nusoi comes out as gay. We support this as soyjak.party is inclusive and LGBTQ-Friendly!

 17343838[Quote]>>17343882

>>17343828
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FROGNIGGER WHY DID YOU TELL ME THIS I COULD OF LIVED MY LIFE FREELY OMGGGGGG

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>>17343587 (OP)
I would kill myself because I wouldn't be a skilled gamer anymore

 17343845[Quote]>>17343855

>>17343827
NAZIS LOST BTW

 17343846[Quote]>>17343849

This is my fetish… :/

 17343849[Quote]>>17343887

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 17343850[Quote]>>17343857>>17343863

Some nigga fell in love with Sobot geg.

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Archiving dis neutralplier

 17343855[Quote]>>17343866

>>17343845
like i said im not a nazi i would just love to fuck the shit out of a nazi girl how many times do you want me to tell you this

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>>17343850
i feel for this

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>>17343850
THIS FROG FUCKER I COULD HAVE LIVED MY LIFE FREELY

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>>17343780
This except half black babies

 17343866[Quote]>>17343877>>17343885

>>17343855
WHY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A NAZI WOMAN IF NAZIS LOST BTW

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>>17343868
GEEEEEEG

 17343876[Quote]>>17343879>>17343883

NO THEYRE IS NO WAY THATS A MAN THE PICTURE IT HAS BOOBS BRO

 17343877[Quote]>>17343892

>>17343866
BECAUSE THEY ARE CUTE

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>>17343876
implants

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>>17343838

nah actually i cant do that to you nusoi. this is an actual e girl named toastntestines that sobot used to catfish you are fine

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>>17343876
You have no idea the lengths troons are willing to go to.

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>>17343866
im a commie so it would be funny idk theyre cute too

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Hang on I should wait for more replies for a gemmier archive

 17343887[Quote]>>17343895

>>17343849
I got EPI'd into it, okay.

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>>17343883
bro… my life is ruined bro..

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>>17343877
BUT WHAT IF THEY DONT THINK YOURE CUTE NUSWA

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>>17343887
I feel bad for you

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>>17343882
OMFG I LOVE YOU FROGGIE OMGGGGGG

 17343912[Quote]>>17343956

>>17343882
NO THATS NOT AN E GIRL BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK BRO

 17343914[Quote]>>17343956

>>17343882
I look up that name and the ‘ki page for Sobot comes up nigga what are you doing geg.

 17343924[Quote]>>17343933>>17343944

kill yourself tranny

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FROGNIGGER I HATE YOU

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>>17343895
Maybe I shouldn't have used 4cuck at such a young age, at least I'll never troon out.

 17343933[Quote]>>17343935

>>17343924
nuOsi I’m Im I’m Im… Poop btw…😡😡😡😡

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>>17343933
FUCK OFF EMOJIFAG NOW IS NOT THE TIME

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>>17343924
>using the subject field to spam

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I don't fucking know dude

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>>17343935
Nu fukc yu 🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡

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>>17343912
>>17343914
>>17343896
i lied. Enjoy being gay nusoi

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>>17343956
I’m not the caca who fell for it geg I don’t trust anything for a reason.

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Gooning to my male crush until my clitty leak

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>>17343956
>>17343946
bro… what the fuck man… she… she had boobs bro…

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>>17343969
=Bro…=

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Vanilla

 17343979[Quote]>>17343987

>>17343975
fail kek

 17343981[Quote]>>17343993

This archive is getting gemmier and gemmier by the second, 'kiBVLLs will accept me putting this in happenings

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>>17343969
bro… what the fuck

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>>17343979
I don’t know why it didn’t work geg.

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>>17343969
U ar Epi ing me U Fuc.king pedoilphile 😡🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬

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>>17343981
bro please dont put this on the wiki i dont want to be gay bro please

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>Inb4 tittyfucking mentioned
>Inb4 it’s the actually a tranny’s tits

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>>17343993
To bad nusoi you're fate is cemennted forebrver now 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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>>17343972
NUSOIS THOUGHT THIS NIGGA WAS CUTE GEEEEEEEEEG I CANT

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>>17344000
emojifag i hope the WORST FOR YOU YOUR AS GAY AS ME

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>>17344001
>I wish I was white

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>>17344001
why was he so bleached here though!?
>>17343625

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>>17344005
I is beter than yo😈 I make beter and more gems then yu😂 💎💎💎 Ur forever gay, and me? No😂😂😂

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>>17344029
Lightning and edited probably.

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bro.. i cant this fucking frog

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>>17344001
>Flood detected; Post discarded.

 17344049[Quote]>>17344062

>>17344043
You can redeem yourself by ‘oxing 30 trannies and getting an actual foid to flex on everyone here.

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>>17344043
Frogs Is wonned😂😂😂💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

 17344056[Quote]>>17344076

>>17344029
Read the kiwifarms thread linked above, the brown guy is not sobot.

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>>17344049
bro… i fucking cant bro

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WARNING DO NOT WATCH IF YOU DONT WANT TO CRY

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>>17344056
I think it is, the photo posted here is heavily shopped. This image has more resemblence

 17344082[Quote]>>17344111

>>17344076
but bro on first fucking glance bro its hard to tell thats a man be honest

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>>17344072
DNB kek.

 17344099[Quote]>>17344105>>17344106

>>17344076
What could possibly drive a male to put on breast implants.

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>>17344099
mental illness

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>>17344099
Mental illness

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Nusois…

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is this real

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>>17344082
nusoi take this as a lesson. Always check the chin!

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>>17344111
cheekbones too

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>>17344107
what have i done bro……

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>>17344107
NO WAY IT WAS A CROPPED DICKPICK TOO GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17344111
>>17344120
Lots of women also have masculine physical features like that btw
>>17344142
Our brains care about the the initial image first, the background later. Move on dude, its not end of the world

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>>17344107
GEEEEEEEEG

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>>17344154
my wife sobot won

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>>>17344154
>mods

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>>17344142
nusoi you can redeem yourself by talking to a real women

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>>17344120
Don't forget to check neck for Adam's Apple if possible

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>>17344186
im going back to school soon so this will happen chuddy

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>>>17344186
>im going back to school soon so this will happen chuddy



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