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▶ №17343587[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>17343716>>17343844

What would you do if you woke up as a real woman?

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Kill myself

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clearly I'd post about it on the shaty

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I'd become this :)

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im sucking my tits to see what breast milk tastes like

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Masturbate and then kill myself

▶ №17343625[Quote]>>17343645>>17343667>>17343674>>17343712>>17343817

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Finger

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touch my boobies hahahahah

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see how its like to pee then kill myself

▶ №17343638[Quote]>>17343644

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>>17343638

▶ №17343645[Quote]>>17343728

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>>17343625

▶ №17343649[Quote]>>17343659>>17343660>>17343664

I'd make a thread about what to do to my body and keep it going until I die. I'd attach a photo to each reply

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go back to sleep

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I'd probably poon out

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>>17343649
buy a dildo from bad dragon and shove it up your ass

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>>17343649
I would 100% use the opportunity to make bait threads on the sharty

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>>17343649
Or until I hit the reply limit too

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>>17343625
who is she i need to know

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I'd impersonate cobblestone…

▶ №17343674[Quote]>>17343709>>17343728

>>17343625
damn she's cute

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rape myself

▶ №17343693[Quote]>>17343699

quit soyjak party and go to soyjak wiki soybooru and soyjak irc because soysphere wompas use every website but sharty

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I'd probably take photos of myself in hot poses and use that to draw pornography

▶ №17343699[Quote]>>17343703>>17343705

>>17343693
join irc we will rape you

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>>17343699

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>>17343699
The first and only sight of an ircuck

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play with my boobs

▶ №17343709[Quote]>>17343720

>>17343674
Her name is sobot, a former janny of the sharty 💖

▶ №17343710[Quote]>>17343715

probably play with my boobs or something idk

▶ №17343712[Quote]>>17343728

>>17343625
OMG SISAAAA

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>>17343710

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>>17343587 (OP)
if in this scenario the past gets retconned and i was always a woman, then i'd just continue living my life as normal.
if that isnt the case and everyone knows me as a male, i'd probably skip town and restart my life somewhere else

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I'd squish and play my boobs evry day

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>>17343709
xe is a tranny

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>>17343712
>>17343674
>>17343645
NUSOIS…..

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>>17343728
she is doe

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Think it's a dream or me schizoing out so i would take meds.

▶ №17343742[Quote]>>17343750

will keep it a secret on the sharty because if people know you will have 10 different poster asking to show a good hunky some boobs

▶ №17343748[Quote]>>17343753

become friends with the girl i had a crush on when i was a guy and fuck the guy she likes

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>>17343742
you have to be ESL

▶ №17343751[Quote]>>17343760

>>17343731
https://soyjakwiki.org/Sobot

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>>17343748
aryan

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do i keep my brain and sexuality

▶ №17343760[Quote]>>17343778

>>17343751
OH NO OH NONONONO OMG I TAKE THAT BACK I TAKE THAT BACK

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NO NO THERES NO WAY THATS THE SAME PERSON

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>>17343760

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I would try and have as many white babies as possible

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>>17343780
only correct answer itt

▶ №17343794[Quote]>>17343800

become a nazi girl

▶ №17343795[Quote]>>17343828

>>17343778
FROGNIGGER PLEASE TELL ME YOUR JOKING YOUR BAITING ME YOUR BAITING ME THERES NO WAY PLEASE FROGNIGGER TELL ME THIS IS A LIE PLEASE

▶ №17343800[Quote]>>17343818

>>17343794
omg i fucking love nazi girls if you ever become a woman randomly and become a nazi girl hit me up omg nigga

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i would start playing misery and hop on doll house so i can find a new dada

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>>17343625
Who the hell is this geg.

▶ №17343818[Quote]>>17343827

>>17343800
NAZIS LOST BTW KKK WON

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Immediately Quit Soysphere Because Wompas On The Soysphere Are Obsessed With Porn And Pantying Sissifying Soyteens For Some Reason

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>>17343818
dude im not even on the right i would just love a nazi gf to be honest

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>>17343795
OHNONONO NUSOI

look at the selfie in the galley on the ki
https://soyjakwiki.org/Sobot#/media/File:Sobot.png
>same thin nose
>same weird jawline
>same lips
>same pointy cheeks

nigga just wore a different wig and asian glasses nusoi

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freak the fuck out because im not a troon and i hate women

▶ №17343835[Quote]>>17343841

Put this on ki happenings, a nusoi comes out as gay. We support this as soyjak.party is inclusive and LGBTQ-Friendly!

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>>17343828
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FROGNIGGER WHY DID YOU TELL ME THIS I COULD OF LIVED MY LIFE FREELY OMGGGGGG

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>>17343835
lie

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>>17343587 (OP)
I would kill myself because I wouldn't be a skilled gamer anymore

▶ №17343845[Quote]>>17343855

>>17343827
NAZIS LOST BTW

▶ №17343846[Quote]>>17343849

This is my fetish… :/

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>>17343846

▶ №17343850[Quote]>>17343857>>17343863

Some nigga fell in love with Sobot geg.

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Archiving dis neutralplier

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>>17343845
like i said im not a nazi i would just love to fuck the shit out of a nazi girl how many times do you want me to tell you this

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>>17343850
i feel for this

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>>17343850
THIS FROG FUCKER I COULD HAVE LIVED MY LIFE FREELY


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