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 17310949[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>17311467

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let's do this 'teens

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GET IN THERE NIGGERS

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bump while i rape

 17310986[Quote]>>17310997

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>>17310986
They have free prostitutes??

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obsessed password requirements rape this site and dox the owner for not letting me use whatever password i want

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bumo

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gemmy names
Gideon Abotsi[[and his son, Sitsofe Abotsi]
Joji Furoido[shieeet]
Issam Jalal
Moe Leicester
John R. Apeson[or Jerry Oberman]

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inb4 someone posts grandma axe/DNB on the site

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are we raping the site yet

 17311060[Quote]>>17311077

I'm gonna be the first nate on there

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>>17311060
too late

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DNB DEPLOYED

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site is running on hopes and dreams geg, every other refresh it crashes

 17311117[Quote]>>17311125

every time i try to post i get a server error and when i refresh my post appears 10 million times

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>>17311117
because the site is running on hopes and dreams
KEEP RAPING THE SITE
UPLOAD COPYPASTAS/SITE LAGGERS/AXE GRANDMA/DNB, ANYTHING

 17311132[Quote]

some nigger already took ronnie mcnutt

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wont let me change profiles so brimstone

 17311148[Quote]>>17311193

marge what is this it wont load for me is this gemmable
https://retrobook.helioho.st/Games/FarmVille/

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somephono send the axe grandma gif i lost it

 17311175[Quote]>>17311185

Wait how do you upload shit it wont let me

 17311185[Quote]>>17311194

>>17311175
keep uploading since the servers run on cado's asshole

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>>17311148
>marge

 17311194[Quote]>>17311200

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>>17311185
I dont have an option

 17311200[Quote]>>17311216

>>17311194
add photo/video

 17311216[Quote]>>17311227

>>17311200
I dont have an option to upload it

 17311227[Quote]>>17311244

>>17311216
try uploading another video e.g grandmaxe

 17311237[Quote]>>17311262>>17311369

is someone ddosing or is the site genuinely so slow

 17311244[Quote]>>17311260

>>17311227
Should I make a nu account I tried multiple different files

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>Fatal error: Uncaught PDOException: SQLSTATE[HY000] [1203] User fatlekdude_retrobook already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in /home/retrobook.helioho.st/httpdocs/src/Database.php:58 Stack trace: #0 /home/retrobook.helioho.st/httpdocs/src/Database.php(58): PDO->__construct() #1 /home/retrobook.helioho.st/httpdocs/src/Database.php(239): rb_db() #2 /home/retrobook.helioho.st/httpdocs/src/Database.php(92): rb_db_init_mysql() #3 /home/retrobook.helioho.st/httpdocs/bootstrap.php(134): rb_db_init() #4 /home/retrobook.helioho.st/httpdocs/index.php(3): require('…') #5 {main} thrown in /home/retrobook.helioho.st/httpdocs/src/Database.php on line 58

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 17311262[Quote]>>17311369

>>17311237
It’s that slow

 17311266[Quote]>>17311273

THE SITE IS CRASHING BECAUSE IT'S 1 NIGGER HOLDING IT TOGETHER

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Are there any jannies

 17311273[Quote]>>17311369

>>17311266
it's one nigger manually doing the fucking calculations that the computer should be doing

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spam everyone with friend requests

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You can create events btw if that matters

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site is running on the DNB's head geg

 17311362[Quote]>>17311368>>17311370>>17311389

marge? somebaldi show me their screen on uploading photos

 17311368[Quote]>>17311618

>>17311362
try zooming out in your browser

 17311369[Quote]>>17311382

>>17311237
>>17311262
>>17311273
They could save so much server resources if they made it so that when a thread 404s the thread stops trying to retrieve new posts every 5 seconds. It effectively means that tabs hoarders are unintentionally DDOSing the site. I use a Tampermonkey script because it also takes up my CPU resources.

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>>17311362
just click upload

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when i was a caca i used to accidentally click a facebook bookmark all the time and i used to think these were milk bottle nipples

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>>17311369
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG actual jeet/AI tier coding

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did anyone get the 'cord invite for the site

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KEEP SPAMMING THE SITE

 17311447[Quote]

does it completely upload a new file whenever you repost an image geg

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SPAM THE SITE WITH 50 GORILLION DEAD NIGGER BABIES
i'm george floyd btw

 17311467[Quote]>>17311475

>>17310949 (OP)
where did you find this site? is there a place we can see the users leak?

 17311472[Quote]>>17311555

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alright i'm dipping n shieet, keep raping the site

 17311501[Quote]>>17311534

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imagine this in the real world GEG

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>>17311475
i knew it was reddit

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i can imagine the autistic redditor opening the website tommorow to see 67 gorillion dead nigger babies

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>>17311501
assist trophies

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>>17311472
update: the clerk reported it

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nophono took the Yuri Kuznetsov name if anyone wants it geg

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this is getting boring im going to go masturbate to furry porn

 17311611[Quote]>>17311623>>17311634

alright im still not seeing upload why is this site so shit

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>>17311611
you can use my account i dont know the email anymore but the password is Riddle33$$

 17311634[Quote]>>17311677

>>17311611
Make sure you set your posts to public and sort by latest

 17311635[Quote]>>17311646

>>17311623
Maybe brave doesnt work on the site?

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>>17311635
Bro I'm on tor and it works fine brave should absolutely work

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>>17311634
I did I have no idea why I cant post its on public

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Geg

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>>17311700
Swinnister

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>>17311700
counter-attack with DNB

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>>17311700
what if we actually pretend to be them geg FIRST WARNING TROLL

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 17311843[Quote]>>17311876

>>17311700
THEY ARE GETTING THEIR OWN PERSONAL ARMY OH SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE A WHOLE WAR

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>>17311843
SHIT THE SITE UP WITH POLISH AXE GRANDMA OR DNB

 17311923[Quote]>>17312055

WHEN I GET HOME THE SITE BETTER BE RAPED BY GORE

 17312055[Quote]>>17312085

>>17311923
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

 17312085[Quote]>>17312183

>>17312055
uploading files doesn't work at least for me

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bump

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I thought I've got banned, but just got logged out for no reason

 17312511[Quote]>>17312580

retrobook mods woke up

 17312536[Quote]>>17312580

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RIP

 17312580[Quote]>>17312647>>17312672

>>17312511
>>17312536
Geg I think the website itself got shutdown

 17312647[Quote]>>17312672>>17312688

>>17312580
holy raisin thats also possible

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>>17312580
>>17312647
It did look at the URL

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>>17312647
I tried going there on Tor and still the same screen
100% got dropped by the free host



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