Deadly egg recall
The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”
The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.
According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas (to there and at least a few neighboring US states) between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17.
The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.
FDA recall info: X
not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane
If you say that you wanna see estrogen sold in vending machines then everyone assumes that's a joke and would have like major societal implications and cause all kinds of problems etc if it were allowed, but in a bunch of countries you can legit just like buy estrogen at regular normal pharmacies without a prescription or anything and it's fine. It's no big deal. It isn't even newsworthy.
actually i do want more female characters who've experienced rape i just don't want men to ever write them ever again and i want all fandoms to stfu about it forever. not by ignoring it i mean stop acting like a female character experiencing something incredibly common for women to go through is inherently bad writing i hate you all so muchhhhh
Weekly Update!
This week I made some good progress with programming the dialogue, so next I'll start figuring out which new assets need to be created. There are already at least two new pieces of artwork that need to be added to this dialogue, along with some background changes.
Once I finish this part, I'll move on to one of my favorite scenes from this update! I won't say too much about it yet, but if everything goes well, I'll have some screenshots with dialogue to show you next week that I think you'll find pretty interesting! Especially because of where the scene starts. I'm almost certain this part will require some new sprites as well, but we'll see!
Even though the screenshots show some of the dialogue, there may be small changes once the entire scene is tested together, so don't worry too much about the rough scenes I'm showing you for now! -- Essa semana eu fiz um bom progresso com a programação dos diálogos, então a próxima parte eu começarei a decidir as artes novas que precisam ser feitas. Já tem pelo menos 2 novas artes que precisam ser adicionadas a esse diálogo, e algumas alterações de background. Terminando toda essa parte entrarei em uma das minhas favoritas dessa atualização, não vou falar muito sobre ela, mas se tudo der certo semana que vem eu trarei alguns prints com diálogos que vocês vão achar bem interessantes! Principalmente pelo local em que ele começa, estou quase certo de que essa parte vai exigir novos sprites também, mas veremos! Embora os prints mostrem alguns diálogos, quando toda a cena for testada junta pode haver leves modificações, então não se preocupem muito com as cenas brutas que estou mostrando!
Introducing Cedric
Cedric is a sentient machine personally built by Marni and gifted to Aislinn as her personal assistant. Originally designed to support their research, he possesses an astonishing amount of technical knowledge and practical craftsmanship - perhaps a little too much. With so much information constantly running through his mind, Cedric occasionally suffers the odd “processing hiccup,” usually at the worst possible moment.
Despite being incredibly capable, Cedric is super awkward, surprisingly gullible, and has developed a rather peculiar sense of humor that nobody can quite explain. Programmed by Marni to address Aislinn as “Miss Foxy,” he remains unfailingly polite, helpful… and almost impossible to shut up. His constant commentary has interrupted more than one delicate experiment, to the point where Aislinn and Marni have occasionally resorted to simply switching him off for a few minutes until the crisis - and Cedric’s running commentary - had passed.
…and he definitely did not sign up for this shit.
➤ OH, TO BE BETWEEN YOUR TITS .ᐟ
synopsis ⠀:: ⠀ when you hug their face in your boobs.
including ⠀! ⠀ dick grayson. jason todd. tim drake. damian wayne. ✶
contents ⠀! ⠀ fem reader. nsfw. obsessive characters. the boys being phatethic and in love. masterlist. english is not my first language. ✶
DICK GRAYSON
he's so fucking touch starved it's not even funny. like yeah he's dick grayson, everybody loves him, he's got that charming smile, but when's the last time someone just held him? really held him? not because he was bleeding out or because the world was ending but just because he needed it.
so when you're sitting on the couch and he comes home from patrol, still wired, jaw tight, that little crease between his eyebrows that he gets when he's been thinking too hard—
you don't say anything. you just reach up, grab the back of his neck, and pull his face right into your chest.
he makes this sound. this broken little exhale. like all the air just left his body at once.
his hands come up immediately, gripping your waist, and he just melts. face pressed into the soft swell of your cleavage, nose buried in your sternum, and you feel his whole body go slack against you. his shoulders drop. his breathing slows. his fingers curl into the fabric of your shirt.
"fuck," he mumbles, voice muffled against your skin. "needed this."
you're wearing one of those low cut tops and he's not even being sexual about it at first. he's just breathing you in. his lips are parted against the curve of your breast, warm breath fanning over your skin, and his eyes are closed.
you run your fingers through his hair, scratch his scalp the way he likes, and he groans. deep and rumbling, vibrating right through your skin.
"hard day?" you ask.
he doesn't answer. just nuzzles closer, turns his head, and presses his mouth right over your nipple through the thin fabric.
oh...
his tongue flicks out, wetting the material, and you feel his hips twitch against your thigh. he's getting hard. just from this. just from being close to you like this.
so cute.
"let me," he whispers, already pulling your top down, and then his mouth is on bare skin and he's gone.
he doesn't rush. he's so earnest about it. worshipping your tits is a privilege he's been granted. he licks and sucks and moans against your skin, leaving wet patches everywhere, pulling your nipple into his mouth and rolling his tongue over it until it's hard and aching.
"pretty," he breathes against you. "so fuckin' pretty. taste so good."
he switches to the other breast, gives it the same attention, and his hips are rolling against your thigh now, grinding slow and desperate. he's not even trying to get off. he's just feeling the moment.
when he finally pulls back, his lips are swollen, his hair's a mess, and there's drool on his chin.
"better?" you ask, smiling.
he laughs, a little breathless. "yeah. sorry. got carried away."
you pull him back in.
he doesn't complain.
HANDS-ON .ᐟ
frank teaches peter how to touch his girlfriend, and peter learns a little more than he bargained for. based on this. word count : 1.5k
- cws .ᐟ no spoilers. bnd! peter, frank castle x f!reader x peter, established relationship between reader & frank, light overstimulation, vaginal fingering, frank “coaching” peter, canon-typical references to violence / injury, a tiny bit of spideyskulls if you squint… minors dni 18+
“Like that,” Frank mutters, and Peter’s fingers twitch inside you when Frank closes one hand around his wrist and angles it himself.
AMA 2 – Answers Part 22 2/2
Neko: You're all letting his ego run wild!!
Neko: Hello! I'm glad my world cheered you up!
Neko: I guess that would be world-building(?)
Neko: You guys know Pierrot! He'd find a way >.>
Neko: Why are we always using the word “humans”? W-We're all normal here, okay?
Neko: Hello!! You asked some great questions, so your comment has been featured! And thank you for helping to guide others and for your kind words! >.<
Neko: Although I have ideas for a game set in that same world that features advanced technology
Neko: Visit…
Neko: This is an incredible setting for worldbuilding! Even places like this sometimes have humans… I mean, people!!
Solar eclipse
for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon
You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?
It's extremely funny that there have been multiple writers in multiple mediums who've been allowed to write Wolverine from the X-men who clearly had no idea what a wolverine is and assumed it was a fancy word for "wolf", and at no point did any of the literally dozens of other people involved in bringing their writing to life see fit to challenge this assumption.
ugh! living with nerd!jo makes it soo hard not to be a perv
a/n: idk if the wording sounds weird but something diff bc I always see pervy[char name] but sometimes in life you have to be the pervy reader
being a pervyroommate!reader who tells nerd!jo that you need his help for an anatomy project. the project in question? an accurate sketch of the male anatomy with no clothing in the way. when he tries to refuse, you give him your signature pouty lips and he gives in. who else would you feel comfortable around for suchhh a vulnerable assignment?
being a pervyroommate!reader who wears low-cut tops just to lean over in front of nerd!jo, that way he can see your pillowy tits bunching together in front of him. you don’t miss the way his pupils dilate before flitting around the room in an attempt to avoid the tempting view.
being a pervyroommate!reader who loves sneaking into nerd!jo's room when he isn't home and spraying that sweet vanilla-scented perfume onto his dark blue sheets. that way, he'll start associating his nightly jerk-off sessions with you, his sweet roommate!
being a pervyroommate!reader who acts drunker than you actually you are so you can stumble into nerd!jo and push your body against his toned one. but it’s okay because you meet his eyes with an apologetic pout and squeak out a ‘sorry’!
being a pervyroommate!reader who leaves the door cracked open before changing so when nerd!jo walks past on the way to his own room, he catches a glimpse of your naked skin. sometimes you even catch his eye and offer an innocent smile that has guilty heat rushing to his cock.
being a pervyroommate!reader who meets nerd!jo’s eyes when eating a popsicle so he can watch your cheeks hollow and your lips stretch around the sweet treat.
being a pervyroommate!reader who is just soo ditsy, you forget to grab your towel before a shower. that leaves you sweetly calling nerd!jo for help. ofcourse you don’t mean to crack the door open wider than necessary when taking it so he can see your naked wet body.
being a pervyroommate!reader who “accidentally” leaves the apartment computer’s search history in tact only so nerd!jo can see the porn you’ve been watching. it’s a total coincidence that your search always includes ‘white haired boy with glasses’!
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i’ll be so good for you
summary: Peter Parker is the sweet, soft-spoken chemistry partner who saves you a seat and asks about your day. He gave you the kind of gentle attention your boyfriend never bothers to give. Playful texts turn heated, one message sent to the wrong person, and soon Peter is climbing through your window. You make him prove it, keeping him desperate and whimpering.
➺ tags: mcu!peter, needy!peter, whimpering!peter, pup nickname, mommy kink, mommy dom, cheater!reader, reader insert, teasing, orgasm denial, edging, choking, dirty talk, begging, hand job, ball play, riding, university au, power imbalance, dominant reader, submissive peter, slight smau
➺ authors note: i’m sorryyy this took forever but i hope u enjoy it. inspired by text messages from tiktok. feedback is appreciated <3
word count: 1.9k
The chem lab always smelled like solvent and burnt coffee, the kind of fluorescent-lit hell that made every elective feel like you were back in highschool. You’d only signed up because you needed the credit and the time slot didn’t clash with anything else. Peter Parker had been assigned as your partner in week two. He was quiet, brilliant, always showing up with faintly bruised knuckles, but nevertheless they look soft. He looked soft.
He started saving you a seat after the third lab.
Just a quiet little habit. He’d already have his notebook open, backpack on the neighboring stool, and when you walked in he’d glance up and give you that small, shy smile like he’d been waiting. Then he’d talk first. Always.
“Hey. How’s your day going?” “Did you sleep okay? You look tired.” “That online quiz in organic was brutal, right? How’d you do?”
He asked like he actually wanted the answer. He’d listen with those perfect brown eyes fixed on you, soft and warm, head tilted a little, nodding at the right parts. He was gentle in a way that felt rare. Soft-spoken. He was adorable when he got excited about a reaction working the way it was supposed to and his whole face lit up. He made you melt without even trying. The kind of sweetness you’d been hoping for from your boyfriend and never got.
Your boyfriend only texted when he wanted something. A ride. Attention. Validation. Never just to check in.
So when your phone buzzed during the post-lab write up, you almost didn’t look.
weak at the knees (fwb!gojo x f!reader)
content: a story in which suguru is sick and fucking tired of you and satoru pretending like you're not disgustingly in love with each other, and offers to help you make him jealous after a messy fight | wc: 8.1k (post-grad au, fwb to lovers, mutual pinning, fluff, smut, light angst, the final boss of miscommunication tropes, both parties are lw toxic, jealous!gojo, messy!suguru)
notes: quick s/o to @ayeputita for commissioning this fun little story, thank you so much for your patience 🙂↕️❤️
now playing: mac miller - god is fair, sexy nasty
First it was finals, then graduation, and then navigating the beginning of your careers. It’s been over two years and multiple milestones, and you still have yet to officially put a label on your relationship with Satoru Gojo.
It was simple at first. Uncomplicated. You’d show up to his apartment, blow off some steam via getting your brains fucked out, and maybe stay a while afterwards for some takeout.
Now you have your own toothbrush in his bathroom and a small section in his closet dedicated to your clothes because you stay at his apartment multiple nights in a row. Just last week you had to explain to your coworker that he wasn’t your boyfriend. The week before that, you overheard him refer to you as his friend while on the phone with his father.
You’re not exactly complaining about it, you’re just as busy as he is. Though you can’t help but feel like the topic of commitment has only gotten more awkward whenever it threatens to slip its way into conversations. You both shut it down and move on to something else whenever it creeps up, but deep down you knew it was only a matter of time until it blew up in your face.
♯ satoru can't believe that you've never squirted before! it's alright. he'll make you, even though you think you can't! twt link
satoru: u srsly never squirted before??? lol you: shut up you: i literally can't satoru: wdym u can’t satoru: can i try? plsplspls 😙 you: no tf yaga is gonna be on our asses you: HEY??? WHAT R U DOING???? read 4:37 PM
you’re obsessed with spider-man. spider-man is obsessed with you. neither of you realizes just how badly the other has crossed the line until he finally brings you through your bedroom window and finds an entire wall dedicated to hunting him down. apparently mutual stalking makes excellent foreplay. wc : 7.5k
- cws .ᐟ no spoilers. bnd! peter, mentions of nwh memory spell, secret identity, stalker x stalker, mutual obsession, obsessive! reader, obsessed! peter, stalking, mutual stalking, voyeurism, attempted mugging, knife threat, gun threat, brief violence, possessiveness, masked kissing, oral fixation, scent kink, very brief cunnilingus, nipple play, teasing, rough sex, unprotected p in v, creampie, excessive cum, overstimulation, whiny! peter, memory loss / magical erasure, peter remembering a past relationship / familiarity reader cannot remember, identity reveal. minors dni 18+
The wet snap of webbing against brick is followed by a man shouting loud enough to wake half the block.
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BREAKUP
AN EXCERPT FROM “OPPOSITES ATTRACT” ♬⋆.˚
୨ synopsis : you and frat!sukuna break up after going through a rough patch. determined on going no contact , you bury yourself in your work and try to go on , business as usual. that is , until sukuna can no longer ignore the growing ache in his heart ꪆ
୨ warnings / tags : college au : long awaited sukuna's pov : banter : yozoru's sukuna's ex : angst : fluff : reader is still his tutor : mentions of cheating : drinking : rina is reader's roommate , and is lightly inspired by chris from tatilb : tatilb themes : they're both whipped : reader is insecure : sukuna's vulnerable : no use of y/n : sukuna is yearner of the year : sukuna being sukuna : gojo and geto are comedic relief : rina is wingwoman of the year ꪆ 𓂃 . ❤︎ INSPIRED BY "BREAKUP" BY TIFFANY DAY
‹ ︎ ✦ WORD COUNT 13k
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AUTHOR'S NOTE ⟡ thank you for the support my loves , i appreciate you guys so much. this is just an excerpt / continuation from the last drabble , so there will be some easter eggs throughout the fic. keep in mind that the full one-shot is still otw !