/soy/ - Soyjaks

I was at school

and I saw Kuz

hanging

he tried to groom me

he made me his discord kitten

he smelt really bad too

then the nigger pooped in my anus

im so fucking scared rn

said the nusoi

Then Mustard walks in

The HTSM who cried Jartycuck.

and mustard posted this image

the nusois waited for the jannies to approve the image

The nusoi was alarmed by the lolibrim

>>17110557 (OP)
Once upon a time , I walked into some dimensional gate, and i saw many colors, and at that moment, I walked up to myself, but I couldn't speak, to my surprise, I began to open myself my organs all laid out and they spoke to me in several discourses. I was chosen for a greater purpose.

>>17110642
shut the fuck up

>>17110656
It's okay

>>17110557 (OP)
im trans btw

>>17110642
this was actually just a daydream in my head

>>17110656
Are you upset about something you could not handle rhetoric , but i'm glad you give me a chance to speak

>>17110679
I was laying in my bed, and they told me all my sins.This creature , and he pulled me apart , then he began feeding me my own insides

>>17110696
but it's okay, i thought, because my insides are going back inside of me, so what's the big deal?

5 minutes passed, no one has replied

So the nusoi died of bordome

until the evil hacker snarky snappy messaged him on discord

And sent him embedded 'p

>DOOCTOOOOOOOS
the recipient said

And then I saw a cult of Jartycucks gooning to ‘p in an alleyway

I closed discord tied the noose

hunky came by and…

gave him a gempass

but it had embedded 'g

so i freaked out and deleted it

I screamed "DOCTOSSSS" before wetting my pants

and then started sucking big janny cock

And slipping on the cum piss

nigger

said the jartycuck

who then became regular jake

>>17110616
pause real quick, what the fuck was the point of this?

>>17110946
i thought to myself only long after it had been posted

I wonder why I go on this site anymore

But then I remember I'm a loser in real life

>who then became regular jake
and he was put in the slopiffication machine and turned into regular jartycuck again

,I thought to myself after posting a shitty neutralplier talking about how I gooned to femquote

>,I thought to myself after posting a shitty neutralplier talking about how I gooned to femquote
jsidatp

>>17110988
and then i take a big sip of my soylent

BUT THE SOYLENT WAS ROOFIED OOOYYYY

and got a heart attack

>>17111012
i died moments later…

Then I saw that my mom was looking at Soytan diaper gemmies

>>17111037
and thought to myself, not on my watch

I re-entered my body to goon to it with xer

but then the 'oonsesh got interrupted by an 'o video

>>17111092
so i quickly short circuited my monitor with my BIDEN BLAST!

but then it cut to niggerrapestranny and I started gooning again

I released my entire life was being controlled by 'teens in a thread

>>17111124
but the link to it redirected me do the jarty

>>17111164
and then my third eye opened and aligned with my butthole chakra

And the first thing I saw when I opened the jarty was POV tama thighjob porn

after that I travelled to India to find out the trvth

>>17111196
i met with a wise monk at the temple of DNB

>>17111205
and xis name was sempiel

>>17111216
i asked xim the meaning of life, and xe told me…

to be baited every second of your life

>>17111226
>>17111227
i couldn't handle DA TROOTH, so i trooned out and went insane

Quote has been found alive and healthy in August 14 2026 12:38 PM

>>17111239
but then I was hit with a stray bibisi from a bibisi cannon

>>17111244
was signaled in my brain from the attack

and then I awoke from my salvia trip

Bbc is best as it isnt that far right stuff

I started sucking on dat bibisi o algo

and i found out i was raped yesterday

incomprehensible🗿

>>17111274
the IRL spadeson beside me exclaimed

"bro…" said a passerby

Admin 6 arrived from hell

Tradcath reddit > soyACK party

>>17111296
and made everyone goon to xis FNF beat banger mod

>>17111298
said Admin 6 as the jartycucks followed behind him

>>17111301
so i fought back in an epic rap battle and won by singing EFN

Admin 6 cried while he turned into dvst

and the sharty was saved!

>>17111314
and then xis clitty started leaking jarty serum, which got everywhere

Then i put admin 6 dvst in a jar and 'oon in it

all the teens transformed into jartycucks from the serum

>>17111328
it tore into the earth's crust and opened portals to hell directly

>>17111335
My pristine cum absorbs in the dvst and starts bubbling

What if Hitler had a BBC?

then I woke up and I had a tbp

>>17111357
i ripped it off for funsies

Quote and Froot looked down from a mountain

I bet hitler had a indian bull that was based and christpilled

>>17111363
and uploaded the video of me doing it to the sharty

>>17111376
quote said to froot

everyone clapped

i was then awarded several gold medals award

before the jeets threw their shit at the crowd

and honestly, that's life

*credits roll*

THE END

*that one gif of Peter clapping and crying*

(then the scene after credits starts playing)

*post credits scene like in my hecking marvel movies starts playing*

please put it all together geeeeeeeeeeeg

and it's cado 'g OOʻOOOOOYYYYYYYYY

10/10 on imdb and letterbox

this thread should be 'chived at once

>>17110557 (OP)
someone feed this into an Aryan Intelligence

Someone pase make this into a video

Bump

just downloaded splice with a week free trial, gonna see what i can do to make this thread a mid-tier video

>>17111417
Once upon a time I was at school and I saw Kuz hanging. He tried to groom me, he made me his discord kitten, he smelt really bad too. Then the nigger pooped in my anus. "im so fucking scared rn" said the nusoi. Then Mustard walks in, The HTSM who cried Jartycuck. And mustard posted this image, the nusoi was alarmed by the lolibrim. Once upon a time , I walked into some dimensional gate, and i saw many colors, and at that moment, I walked up to myself, but I couldn't speak, to my surprise, I began to open myself my organs all laid out and they spoke to me in several discourses. I was chosen for a greater purpose. "shut the fuck up", "It's okay", "im trans btw", this was actually just a daydream in my head. "Are you upset about something you could not handle rhetoric , but i'm glad you give me a chance to speak". I was laying in my bed, and they told me all my sins.This creature , and he pulled me apart , then he began feeding me my own insides. But it's okay, i thought, because my insides are going back inside of me, so what's the big deal? 5 minutes passed, no one has replied, so the nusoi died of bordome until the evil hacker snarky snappy messaged him on discord and sent him embedded 'p. "DOOCTOOOOOOOS" the recipient said. And then I saw a cult of Jartycucks gooning to ‘p in an alleyway. I closed discord tied the noose, hunky came by and… gave him a gempass but it had embedded 'g, so i freaked out and deleted it. I screamed "DOCTOSSSS" before wetting my pants and then started sucking big janny cock and slipping on the cum piss. "nigger" said the jartycuck, who then became regular jake. "pause real quick, what the fuck was the point of this?" I thought to myself only long after it had been posted. I wonder why I go on this site anymore, but then I remember I'm a loser in real life. "And he was put in the slopiffication machine and turned into regular jartycuck again" I thought to myself after posting a shitty neutralplier talking about how I gooned to femquote. "jsidatp" And then i take a big sip of my soylent, BUT THE SOYLENT WAS ROOFIED OOOYYYY and got a heart attack. I died moments later… Then I saw that my mom was looking at Soytan diaper gemmies and thought to myself, not on my watch. I re-entered my body to goon to it with xer but then the 'oonsesh got interrupted by an 'o video. So i quickly short circuited my monitor with my BIDEN BLAST! but then it cut to niggerrapestranny and I started gooning again but the link to it redirected me do the jarty. I released my entire life was being controlled by 'teens in a thread, and then my third eye opened and aligned with my butthole chakra. And the first thing I saw when I opened the jarty was POV tama thighjob porn. "MARGE". After that I travelled to India to find out the trvth, I met with a wise monk at the temple of DNB and xis name was sempiel. I asked xim the meaning of life, and xe told me… "to be baited every second of your life" and "tama pornography". I couldn't handle DA TROOTH, so i trooned out and went insane but then I was hit with a stray bibisi from a bibisi cannon. "Quote has been found alive and healthy in August 14 2026 12:38 PM" was signaled in my brain from the attack. And then I awoke from my salvia trip. "Bbc is best as it isnt that far right stuff." the IRL spadeson beside me exclaimed. I started sucking on dat bibisi o algo and I found out I was raped yesterday. incomprehensible🗿 "bro…" said a passerby. Admin 6 arrived from hell and made everyone goon to xis FNF beat banger mod. "Tradcath reddit > soyACK party" said Admin 6 as the jartycucks followed behind him. So I fought back in an epic rap battle and won by singing EFN. Admin 6 cried while he turned into dvst and the sharty was saved! And then xis clitty started leaking jarty serum, which got everywhere. Then i put admin 6 dvst in a jar and 'oon in it. It tore into the earth's crust and opened portals to hell directly. All the teens transformed into jartycucks from the serum. My pristine cum absorbs in the dvst and starts bubbling. "What if Hitler had a BBC?" Then I woke up and I had a tbp. I ripped it off for funsies and uploaded the video of me doing it to the sharty. Quote and Froot looked down from a mountain. "I bet hitler had a indian bull that was based and christpilled", quote said to froot. Everyone clapped. I was then awarded several gold medals award, before the jeets threw their shit at the crowd. And honestly, that's life

*credits roll*
THE END
*that one gif of Peter clapping and crying*
*post credits scene like in my hecking marvel movies starts playing*.. and it's cado 'g OOʻOOOOOYYYYYYYYY