Yeah, I've loved watching the PPP a-logs retcon Surfer into a "credible source" in this thread.
"Well, according to Surfer..." LOL. Honestly, I miss him, too (the early version that only interrupted occasionally) and Andy is a little too "worldly" or something to fully capture the autistic and shirtless "Bob and Doug McKenzie" vibes of the old shows. Not hating on Andy, the end results of the show are mostly fine and he provides a certain stability that Surfer can't. Things change, people move on. I am rapidly tiring of the fight hype, though. If it actually happens, great, I'll watch and maybe even go! But I don't want to hear a fucking thing about it until the pigscrawl is on a contract.
I think there's probably some nuggets of truth to what Surfer says (especially the butt nuggets part), but it is pretty hard to sort out from all the schizo stuff. He's basically a unibrowed Jewish Nazi ChrisChan who may even have a vestigial tail. Kind of a genetic dead-end, but I'll always appreciate him for making Rekieta and Dax look like idiots in less than a paragaph of words on the Trashfire.
Also, AntiEceleb, you seem kinda mad? You alright? This is mostly just a site for laughing at lolcows, if you aren't having fun, why bother? I just don't see how PPP is worth getting bent out of shape about compared to the actual diddlers and dogfuckers on this site.
That being said, I agree with your point: PPP's most glaring hypocrisy is his criticism of the Canadian social welfare state contrasted with his dependence on said welfare state. Like a lot of conservative Canadians, he envies the more conservative tone of the US, but I would love to see the look on his face if he actually moved here and saw what a monthly payment for medical insurance was for an independent content creator. He just copes by saying "well, if I don't take it, the natives will". Poor Mormons who go on welfare call it "bleeding the beast" to justify their hypocrisy.
That's something to mock him for, most of the stuff being thrown at him is either Surfer-sourced or shit he's already said about himself and thus disarmed. He actually has a level of self-reflection that most lolcows don't have. The WHOLE joke of the show is that "the Ralphamale and the leader of the White Race" are being taken down by a fat Canadian lesbian autist and a stuttering cokehead. If Ralph would just say things like "watch Chrissie Mayr get taken down by a fat deadbeat dad with multiple addictions", people would still like him and watch his show. But there is zero humble there.
