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ITT we continue the story using only one sentence.

Once upon a time

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many niggers died due to being killed with hammers

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but an ANB survived or something

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his name was Niggy Higgers,

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And he lurk on de Sharty

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>>16980163
And he was going to save the sharty

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Until a terrible event happened,

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a super soldier came and wanted to kill niggy

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But he was prepared for situations like this

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so, he started pooping and threw the shit at the super soldiers armor, but

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The soldier ate it

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because he was a real nigga from compton

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and it made him really gassy

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His skin was ever so green

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and he glew in the dark

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and his braps ever so smelly

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and with that, he pulled out his big green cock

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and the soldier shouted "YOU WILL BE RAPED, NIGGER!" and started running towards Niggy, but

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Niggy dodged just in time

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three gassy people came from the sky, and their name were>>16980262

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Tung tung tung sahur, Gigaboy and Michael

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and they said, "who the FUCK is 16980262?"

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And then got beheaded by niggy's machete he stole from the soldier

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and 16980262 said, "i am your doom"

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>>16980258
Niggy pulled out his bbc, and raped him instead

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and then they raped the soldier for being a pee dough and wanting to rape anb

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but someone came to save the soldier

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left wingers came to protest against the rape

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and fucked the soldier in the ass

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and netanyahu came with a torah scroll

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And his name was Tom Pearl, and so, Tom Pearl ran toward them and

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But Adolf Hilter come to the protest

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Niggy was confused and tried to run away

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then rabbis began to pray yelling SHALALALALA HASHEM NIGGA

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and 16980262 decided to 16980262 all over the 16980262 like the 16980262 he is

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and the rabbis took their clothes off

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But then george droyd protected niggy from all the rabis

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but then the super soldier came to life and it turned out that the soldier was a terminator

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and the super soldier got pissed off, and so, he started using his powers to use all of his energy to turn into

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And then droyd swaid "Sheeeit we sneed backup" and called the kirkinator to fight the terminator

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"Just like in my heckin' sci-fi movies!" a left wing protestor said,

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But then the protestor got raped

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then Hashem Nigga arrived, and he wasnt God, but actually an Ethiopian noble

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and he said to Niggy and George, that they shall take back the promised land together

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Anyways, terminator pulls xis bbc and rapes everyone

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before then, ISIS came and threw bombs at everyone

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>>16980392
but the trio was already gone

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Niggy, dazed and confused, decided to pray to Allah to be saved

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Vishnu appeared to them

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and Allah told him "it is legal under my religion to be a pedo"

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but Vishnu retorted, "but can u eat poop in ur religion?"

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Kirkinator noscoped Vishnu and allah and told them they'd never be a woman

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but then, everyone started coming back from the dead and turned into ZOMBIES!

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then Wotan came and hanged himself

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then, a MASSIVE JARTYCUCK appeared

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But the rope snapped because it was Paki Rope

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Came along Sean Shemmy

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Niggy grabbed a gun and started shooting the colossal jartycuck

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Wotan pulverized the Jartycuck with his A10 Aryan deity stare

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Sean Shemmy decided to troon out after seeing the death of his best friend

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wotan, proud of niggy for defending himself, blessed niggy and cured him of his illness, turning him into an AWB (alive white baby)

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Sean then tries to use his JartyPhone to call for help from The Swinnycuck so that it becomes a 2v2 but fails

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He then sends an unknown signal to the Swinnycuck that nophono understands except Swinnycucks and the battle begins. Wotan and Niggy vs. Sean

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While the battle rages on, an army of swinnycucks approach the premises, ready to defend sean to the death

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Niggy and Wotan must stand strong if they want to defeat Sean and The Swinnycucks

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It becomes an A24 slowburn kino battle of the century.

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brapping their way through the mongoloid hordes, the UN leaks at the use of chemical warfare

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But nophono cares fan about them and the UN leaves

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67

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After managing to ignore the clittyleakage from the UN, Niggy throws a brappy brappy brappy brappy bomb at a group of Swinnycucks and kills 100

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Somehow,the farty returned

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Quote can be seen ACKing in the background

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Everyone dies the end

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cwabag

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BBC

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good thread

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RIP Niggy

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make this a whole ass story paragraph geg

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clitty

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plappies



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