floccinaucinihilipilificationa#hello friends!! how are you doing! c:#I hope you're having a nice peaceful winter time#with lots of cozy socks :)#I'm really in a christmas mood this year!#from my window I can always see the malfunctioning christmas tree on the other side of the road#most of the time it is just glowing gently but then suddenly it starts blinking dangerously#it is also on top of a roof#I wonder if my uncle will put up his Frosty snowman on his rooftop this year!#he bought the Frosty years ago but never put him up because grandma is against it#maybe he will do it in secret#like he is doing with his new porch grandma is not allowed to know about because he thinks she would be against porches#they live in the same neighborhood and I do not know how much longer we can hide the porch#ooh and I got to see A Christmas Carol again!!#there is this play that comes to my hometown every year and it is so lovely#last year it couldn't come but this year they were back!!#it's always so fun#they did have a new Bob Cratchit who just forgot what happened to Tiny Tim during his monolouge#he was talking about how 'we should all think about Tiny Tim on christmas' and then his brain forgot the rest#he just silently moved his mouth#so Mrs Cratchit said 'because he is dead'#I think he was crying#I felt so bad I also never knew my text when I was in theatre class in high school#I think a big part of why I was in thearte class was because I thought it would be like glee#it was not like glee#but because of glee I was friends with the girl in sports class who also couldn't do a roll forward#A if you ever read this I hope your horse is doing well#I hope you're doing well friends!! :)#<3133,0826,371
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#I'm sorry Hades looks like a red Batman#FRIENDS! MY MOM GOT A DOG#A WHOLE ENTIRE NEW DOG#AND I'M MEETING HER ON CHRISTMAS#FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN SENDING HER PICTURES OF DOGS#YOU KNOW DOGS FROM THE ANIMAL SHELTER#AND LAST WEEK I'VE SEND HER A PICTURE OF A DOG AND SHE SAID 'CUTE'#THEN I GET A PICTURE OF THE SAME DOG AND I ASK 'MOTHER WHAT' AND SHE JUST REPLIED 'GETTING THE DOG'#THEN NO REPLY FOR HOURS#THEN A PICTURE OF THE DOG SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM#I can't wait to put a little bit of cheese on her head#if she lets me#my mother thinks her name should be Lotti which is very cute#I could not convince her to name the dog Gouda#I'm so happy!! I need to get her a christmas present!! C:#this really was a wild past few days#while this was happening I was all alone in a different city for a job interview#I don't know how the interview went but it was a great adventure#I was a bit scared before because I had never slept in a hotel alone or anything but it wasn't bad at all!#the review I read online about the city which just said 'this city made me believe in ghosts' was not true in the end#I only saw a little mouse#being alone in a hotel wasn't that scary either! and it was only a little smelly#but I did forget my hairspray and my hair was everywhere during the interview#hairspray would also be a fun dog name#or Pepsi!!#have a nice day friends :)#thank you for reading!!171,4244,008
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#sherlock#I am once again sorry for making you remember this#hello friends!! how are you!!#I am doing very good there is this bird I have been feeding#I bought this bird seed mix for birds at the grocery store but it only attracts this one hateful bird#they come to the balcony every afternoon and only eat the sunflower seeds#the rest of the seed mix is hatefully thrown on the ground#I love them#friends do you remember that the last time I drew a Sherlock comic it was followed by cursed events#it happened again#so 2 weeks ago I drew this and then I went to bed#and I had this super lively dream that I had found 400 new Sherlock comics on my iPad#but because they were all in Spanish I couldn't read them so I had a panic attack which woke me up#AND MY BACK TOOTH WAS BROKEN#so I called the dentist and HE WAS GONE ON HOLIDAY#so I had to wait a week and when I saw him he only said 'yeah teeth do that sometimes'#and that I really need to wear my mouth guard at night#I said 'but I was wearing my mouth guard' and he said 'hehe sure :)'#and that it was probably caused by eating cereal#I trust him but I feel like it was still a little bit caused by the Sherlock curse#I hope you're having a great autumn day C:#be careful when eating cereal friends!!251,0633,826
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#hello friends!! happy halloween!! C:#I drew this instead of changing my gross bed sheets#how are you doing!#I am very excited about today being halloween even though I am not doing anything really#but I have bought a lot of Ritter Sports Minis in case children come and want candy#it's such a fun day I hope that one day it will be big in Germany too c:#but to celebrate a little we made one of those cool american pies today#I don't know what they are called it's one of those you always see in cartoons with the little criss cross pattern on top#it mostly tastes like butter it was a great sucess C:#also I am having a real job interview in a month!! it is the second round of that job thing I told you about#I am already very scared#I know that in theory I am a whole entire human adult who has a degree#but I also know that I have never finished a Sims 100 baby challenge#I hope they'll understand that my limit is usually at 20 babys#have a nice spooky evening friends!! :)#I think I will eat more cake now#it's filled with cherries!! ٩( ᐛ )و#the cherry tree in my parents garden has been dieing for years since my father chopped it in half#this always ends up happening when he tries to 'trim the plants'#but my mom also never stops him#I think it's because she hopes that he ends up killing the ginkgo she secretly hates#but the tree is just so strong91,9785,007
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#I am very sorry for every apostrophe in this comic I am pretty sure I did it the wrongest way every time#back when we had apostrophes in English class I told my mother 'mother'#'I do not understand the apostrophes'#and she said 'child I also do not understand the apostrophes'#'but our neighbour down the street is from England let us ask her'#and she is this really sweet old lady and she made us tea and cake and then we sat down with my homework#she took 1 look at it and said 'yeah no idea'#she said no one really understands the apostrophes and that it is probably for the best if I never use them#I remember no other advice from her because she had this enourmous cuckoo clock#the birds were so big#they were so big I was not able to learn anything more about apostrophes#I still really like this neighbour#she was never mad when I skateboarded into her yard#and before the pandamic she would always celebrate new years eve with my grandma and they would get incredibly drunk#also friends I had my first job interview last week!!#it was not really an interview to be honest it was a test that comes before an interview#I don't know how it went but we all got to keep the pen#when I showed my father the pen he was really disappointed that I didn't steal it#father why would I do that#have a nice day everyone!! c:291,0204,280
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#hello friends!! aah I'm very sorry that the tags got cut off on the last post#I did get my certificate in the end the girl got it for me#after she yelled into an random office I could not look into#I hope she is doing good#are you doing good!!#I'm feeling really good right now I just got back from visiting my family#now that we are all vaccinated we can finally see each other again and it was great#I thought I was just going to see grandma and grandpa but do you know who was also there#my uncle 'Manny'#nobody knew that he was coming so he didn't have a chair at first#I do not think that he minds though because then he would stop just randomly coming to houses#he just appeared at my grandmas earlier that day#drank 6 cups of coffee#and went into the basement to watch TV alone#he is probably staying until the end of the week but nobody knows because he never tells#can you imagine drinking 6 cups of coffee in a row#I think if I tried that my legs would fall off#apart from that not a lot has happened#I mostly am applying to jobs and I also went through a very intense 3 week long godzilla phase#godzilla is very fun!! c:#one job rejected me but now they are looking for people to do the same job in a different city#I applied again#If you are the one who keeps getting my resumee I am very sorry#have a nice day friends!! :)#and a nice week!!133,2657,798
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#a big thank you to everyone who is drawing characters who usually do not wear black nailpolish with black nailpolish!!#it's very good!!#I always feel very cool with black nailpolish#my fingers might be greasy as the iPad repair man said last month#but they can be greasy and cool#friends I am now officially graduated!!#I could finally pick up the certificate this week#I have technically been graduated for a while now but when I asked the secretary people when the certificate would be done they just said#that they don't know because they just got a new computer system and don't know how to do certificates yet#but they figured it out last week and said that I could come#but not go inside#because this certificate office is in like this cellar underground#and because of Corona no one is allowed in there which is understandable#I can stand outside a cellar if they want#but people are also not allowed to stand outside the usual door#I had to find a different special door#and they wrote to me that this door would be locked and that I should call them so you know they could open it#and then I would be led to a different door that would also be locked#there was no further information about what to do with that door#so I was at the building but I had problems finding the special door and I got scared because the time to pick up the certificate#was almost up for the week#and then I found the door! and a man was going inside it#so I just yelled 'CAN I GO INSIDE TOO' and he said '...yes?' so I went inside#I felt a little bad because now I was in the cellar and had not called anyone#so I was just about to call them and tell them 'sorry I am kind of in your cellar'#but then a girl found me and just asked me what I wanted and I told her and she said 'okay'#then she opened a door to the hallway nearby#went inside#stopped at an open office door117,52818,349
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#sherlock#I am geniunly sorry for uploading a Sherlock comic onto your dash in 2021#but sometimes I'm just sitting somewhere and suddenly I think#'the dog was a boy the whole time'#I do fear that this image is cursed a little so maybe do not look at it for too long friends#because last month I was rewatching Good Omens#and in that scene where Crowley has the Beatle haircut my upper body fell partly off the couch and I threw my phone into my iPad#which broke the iPad :(#so I went to the iPad man and he said sorry we cannot fix it but if you give us a lot of money we can throw it away#and give you a different one#I said 'okay :C'#so the man also said okay and added a note that the iPad was unreasonably greasy#and I had always thought that I was a usual amount of greasy :c#so after a few days I got the replacement iPad and of course all the data was gone#but I still had one very old backup#and on it were many drawings of golden retrievers and this very old comic#the lone survivors of Crowleys bad haircut and my greasy little fingers#so it might be cursed but I think it deserves to go out into the world#have a nice sunday everyone :)#be careful if you watch Good Omens#cw drugs161,5514,856
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#how are you friends!!#aw honestly I am really happy when my friends are also friends with each other#but sometimes I fear that it will be like 8th grade where my friends uhm 'Mary' and 'Sandy' suddenly bought matching shirts#and I was not allowed to kick paper tissue packages in the hallways with them anymore#which looking back was not a very good use of paper tissue packages but it was a dramatic 2 weeks for me#but Mary did teach me how to build doors in Sims 2 and I'll never forget that#Thank you Mandy#I hope your Rabbit keeps winning prices#we also have an ice cream machine now!! It's very good!! c:#so far we have made chocolate ice cream rasperry ice cream and mango ice cream#there also might have been lemon ice cream along the way#but that tasted very much like egg#because we put eggs in it#I still can't really believe that you can put eggs into ice cream#I always thought that eggs can only be cooked#and now the recipies are telling me to just throw them in#I am a little nervous about that#but I do not question the eggs wishes#have a nice day everyone!! (*´▽`*)#and thank you so much for your advice on how to stop the cat from pooping in the strawberries#I am now collecting coffee ground and I hope it will stink the cat away#I'm a bit sad because I would still like to see the cat but I would also like less poop on the balcony81,8925,339
floccinaucinihilipilificationaHey May 31th anon!! I hope the past year has been good. See you next year(*´▽`*)#may 31th anon#content warning for the may 31th tag#this is the second version of this picture#I don't think I ever uploaded the first one because in the first one the music looked like cartoon stinky clouds#how are you friends!! can I tell you something horrifying about my strawberry bed#so you know that all those strawberrys are dead#but I still always water them with the other flowers because I thought hey maybe they'll come back to live#but for the last week or so they would always smell SO BAD after a little water#I did not think about that any further#but yesterday the smell was so bad so I looked closer and you know what I found#CAT POOP#SO MUCH CAT POOP#I have been watering CAT POOP for a WEEK#I have not gone out to the balcony since#I thought the cat and I were getting along#I always say nja? njaaaa? when I see her and she responds by looking disappointed#and now I have all this wet cat poop#I've looked up solutions online and one of them was to get your own cat#but I am not sure how I would tell my own cat to tell the other cat to not poop there#maybe I'll just never go on the balcony again#it now belongs to the cat… See all91581,312
floccinaucinihilipilificationaAnonymous asked:Hieee I wanted to ask what couple you ship in harry potter and also wanted to say your blog is the most interesting one ive ever found on tumblr#I have many ships but these are some of my favourites C:#also is anyone else deeply convinced that the Dursleys and the Malfoys are distantly related#like Lucius and Vernon are 10th degree cousins maybe#I am only basing this on the fact that they are both blonde#they don't know about it but somehow the Malfoys adress still ended up in Petunias adress book#so every year Petunias sends them a christmas card like she does to all of Vernon cousins#every year Narcissa is confused why these strangers keep sending her pictures of their gross child#maybe one year she sends back a picture of her own gross child to get them to stop but eventually she just accepts this curse#maybe the secret comes out one day when Dudley has a magical child and they all meet at Kings Cross#I wish I had taken a picture with the cool trolley they had at Kings Cross when I was there :c#but it cost 30 whole dollars and everyone said do not do it it costs 30 dollars and they were right#but they even had a person who would throw up your scarf for you so it would look like you are flying#the line was very long so maybe it was better not to do it#maybe one day I'll go again#then I can run into some of the free walls a few time to see if it is worth the 30 dollars#happy monday friends!! I hope you're having a good time :)#I might buy new shoes later#they do not have my size but that might not stop me… See all232,5068,002
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#this comic was very cursed#once I finished it the program crashed and deleted both the lineart and every speech bubble except 'sir I got severly burned'#I think it was Snapes ghost#but it was probably for the best because the Snape from the first panel looked way too hot in the first version#and no matter what I did he would not stop looking uncomfortably hot#it might have been the scarf and the fingerless gloves#I love fingerless gloves!! they look so cool!! I wish I had cooler looking fingers#when I wear them it just looks like I put mini hot dogs in a sock#it's been such a long time since I uploaded a Potter comic!! I feel like I'm visiting old friends :)#I keep drawing those but they also made me a little sad because I'm so disappointed about how the author of the books turned out#but the fandom is so good and I think it might be it's own thing at this point?#what do you think? D:#also we've got a new couch today!!#it's great! it's grey and very comfortable#we've also already broke it#turns out if a screw is stuck and you use a hammer the thing can break what is the name#is it nut? the nut is loose?#the nut is loose in the armrest and now we have no couch arms#but I still could eat a big burger on it! and it came with those long couch pillows that look like baguettes#I wish I had a dog so the dog could run around with one of those pillows in their mouth#a dog recently moved upstairs maybe I should ask them#also thank you who congratulated me on defending the master thesis!! it made me feel very happy :')#thank you so much!!!… See all131,5405,517
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#I'VE PASSED THE MASTER THESIS DEFENCE#!!!!!!#I ENDED UP WEARING THE PINK BLAZER I DON'T KNOW IF THE PROFESSORS LIKED IT BECAUSE IT WAS ON ZOOM AND THEY MOSTLY SAW MY SHINY FOREHEAD#it's a bit scary to think that soon I'll probably have an entire degree#I honestly did not think that far ahead#what will I do now?? get a real adult job? do adult things? buy a tupperware#I keep thinking but the only job I ever really wanted was to be a mall Santa and I think that is a difficult job market to get into#in a country with no mall Santa industry#I will also probably move#but where D:#I feel like the German northern seaside might be nice but I've never really been there#except the class trip in 8th grade where one of the girls in my room drank a bottle of wine that she found in a bush#and our teacher smelled it and then we had to have a meeting with her at 3am#she was very angry but no one knew details and in the end no one got in trouble#also another girl ate a worm#it was a pretty good class trip#I also was there with my parents when I was a toddler but we only stayed for 2 days because the hotel did not have any Nutella#and I would not stop screaming#It's probably better to find a job first and then move#it's very scary and exciting!!#I hope there will be dogs#I used to be very mindful about loading the dishwasher#but lately I just put in everything#last week I loaded a dishwasher with only frying pans… See all474,85210,476
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#hello friends!! how are you!!#what have you been up to?#what do you thing about this font? I hope that it's alright!#I have finally figured out how to use text in Procreate but I don't know how to teach it new fonts#after drawing this I also had the horrifying realization that I don't actually know what my feet look like#I used feet in this comic but I do not really have feelings about my feet#but after drawing this I thought wait what if there is something up with my feet?#so I looked at my feet and got scared#because I was sure I had a mole on my feet and it was GONE! I couldn't find it#I searched all of my feet but it could not be found#like it never existed#it took me several minutes to realize that I was in fact not remembering my own foot#it's actually a friend of mine who has a mole on their foot#I have not seen this friends feet in almost 8 years#it was a very scary experience I hope I do not remember anybody elses feet in the future#is this my secret superpower#my secret talent#if I were a little pony in the my little pony world would my cutie mark be other peoples feet?#I would not like that#I would not even know what a foot is#but I also bought a very cute dress today!! it's pink! c:#I'm trying to buy an outfit for the master thesis defence#do you think a pink dress is a good idea?#so far the other options are a pink blazer with nothing else#I also got new shoes with are very feet covering#thanks for reading!! have a nice day :)… See all294,0309,303
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#happy valentines day everybody!! how are you! :)#friends I finally finished my masters theisis this thrusday now I dont have to worry about finishing anymore (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑#now I can finally worry about if I passed or not#bringing the whole thing to the post office was very dramatic because the envelope would not close and I did not have any glue on me#and because of corona all glue related stores in Germany are closed#but I was lucky and found some duct tape in a drug store#I also bought a face mask there which burned my nose so I hope the duct tape was more sucessfull#I always felt a little sorry for the basilisk#I think he didn't have a very fun life in those toilet pipes#and after he died Dumbledore didn't even bother to clean up his dead body#Dumbledore probably thought 'Ah yes the dead snake I'll clean it up on the weekend" and then forgot#and when McGonagall asked Albus have you cleaned up that dead snake he got embaressed and just lied and kept pushing it off until he died#I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with this sudden free time now#I do want to draw a lot of comics and also cut my hair a little but last time I tried the hair thing it was very terrible#I wanted to give myself new layers so I cut off 10cm off one strand and then cried#maybe I should also clean out my closet because every time I look into it I only find about 50 undershirts and no pants#I'm pretty sure I had pants#I hope you're having a wonderful valentine's day today!!#please treat yourself well (*´▽`*)#see you soon! (。’▽’。)♡#no more theisis writing whohoo!251,1833,924
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#dragon bros#HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!#THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! HOW ARE YOU#it's been a really strange year and I've missed you!!#I hope we can all still feel a little spooky this year#I also hope no children come to my house tonight I have no candy#all I have are unseasoned walnuts and loose sprinkles#technically there are also apples but I feel like getting something healthy is worse than getting nothing#one time I got a toothbrush on the christmas-halloween thing our village did#it was pink and disappointing#I have been staying inside a lot and I feel like I'm getting into a bit of a slump#but I saw a squirrel in the yard a month ago and that was very good#I hope you are all doing as good as you can <3#ooh and I've got some new sticky notes for college!#this is probably my last semester!!#that is if I ever be brave enough to go back to the internship i started... 14 months ago#first I couldn't go because of exams and then there was summer break and then I just didnt go :(#my hope is that the Professor just forgot I existed and I can just start a new internship#maybe under a new name#a new personality#I think technically apple cider and apple juice are different things151,9235,249
floccinaucinihilipilificationaHey May 31th anon! I hope the past year has been good to you! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ Here are Sherlock and John trying to solve the mystery of the missing bread and being ducks. I’m looking forward to drawing for you next year again(*´▽`*)#may 31th anon#cw suicide#(for the may 31th tag!!)#hello everyone!! aah I hope you're all doing well I'm really missing tumblr#which is just my fault because I could just post more but then I am back to toasting every type of bread we have in the house#with everything going on in the world right now it doesn't seem right to do some tag ramble#I just hope you are all safe#see you soon#and a big thank you to the sweet anon who always sends me a message to remind me of the date :) thank you!! ♥#I hope you have many types of bread to toast#I do not recommend toasting farmers bread for more than 2 minutes or so I think I was close to burning the house101571,488
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#HELLO EVERYONE HOW ARE YOU#I MISSED YOU ALL VERY MUCH#I had a drawing job the past few months and it was very fun!! But it didn't leave a lot of time for other drawing things#But now I'm back and how are you doing!#I'm pretty good I just really need to call the dentist back#they have called my mom to tell me it is my teeth cleaning time again and my mom called me and I just didn't react#I'm a bit scared to go back the last time I had my teeth cleaned they found a completly new tooth in my mouth#I was just lieing there and the tooth cleaning woman said: Girl you need to clean that tooth more and I said what tooth and she said#that tooth and poked the tooth which up to this point I did not know existed#but I didn't want to show that I don't know how many teeth so I just said OH YES THAT TOOTH YES. THE TOOTH THAT I HAVE#I don't think I was very convincing and a few weeks later it had to be removed because it was a wisdom tooth and was bothering it's friends#and now it's on the shelf in the bedroom because I wanted to take it with me#we didn't know each other for long but we had a good time#I don't want to go back what if they find more teeth#and oh god do you know what else came back#my terrifying long radishes from last year!!#remember I planted about 70 radishes by accident and they didn't have enough room to grow up so they just got long and scary#so I removed them and promised myself to never grow a radish again#well yesterday I went outside and could see FOUR radish leaves growing out of my strawberries#I have not planted those radishes#I have lost control about the amount of teeth and radishes that I have#have a nice day everyone! :)371,7995,227
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#i've cleaned up this morning why is my desk already full of joghurt bowls i do not eat this much joghurt#I eat an joughurt in the morning with an apple even though the last apples have tasted a little nasty#it's always sad to eat a nasty yoghurt after you spend so much time chopping up the apple#hello friends how are you!! :)#if youre from europe how have you been handling the heatwave?#I think I'm doing pretty well#I did throw up in a Subway#so I'd give myself a B- at handling the heat#I always get nauseous when I feel exhausted D:#I once threw up on a gym teachers shoes because she wanted me to do a final spurt#I did do a final spurt#are you happy Mrs L#I spurted to the end of my life for you#and 8 of my strawberries were ripe this weekend!! they tasted so good!! :)#I was so emotional when it was time to eat them#I didn't want to pick them at first but one of them was already starting to go bad#but I put so much love into them and now I miss them#I guess this is how my parents felt when I was grown and moved out and it was time to eat me#my radishes are still very long and scary#I hope you're having a lovely summer!#eat a lot of ice and have a happy time :)#see you soon!199,77717,548
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#hey everyone!! how are you? C:#I learned from coldmirrors Harry Podcast that if the picture moves or not does not depends on the power of the painted subject#which makes me wonder about that one portrait of the knight#who was always falling of his horse#you know that horse was moving too#does that mean that this was a very powerful horse#or are all horses really powerful and we just don't know#the horses I met all had very soft noses#I found four caterpillars on my strawberries yesterday#I wish they would just eat some of my radishes#my radishes won't stop growing#the actual radish part is still very small but the leaves are so long#some of them are as big as my head#please caterpillars#please eat some of my giant radishes#why is it called horseradish#is it the source of the horses power5012,23221,828
floccinaucinihilipilificationaAAH sorry anon, I missed to post on the correct day!! ( ´・△・`)I'm very sorry, I'm setting a phone alarm for next year! Here are some Sherlock and John on a big pile of puppies. I hope you had a great year, and that the coming one will be even better :) #may 31 anon#a very big thank you to the anon who reminded me!! <3#I always think that march is may and when it's actually may I feel like it's not the real may#drawing john and sherlock is always so nice#it's like when you're cleaning up your room and you find an old toy and then you play with the toy#and you never actually clean the room#one time when I was 12 or so I found some of my old playmobil pigs and I decided to paint all of them with watercolor and glue#for absolutely no reason#it turned out very bad#I still have that pig box next to my bed and I feel very bad every time I think about it#how does one get glue off a small pig?#yesterday I had to run it was very intense#I was late to pick up my new registration paper#the exams registration system for our university has somehow broken#when you start university you get a piece of paper which enables you to register for exams#but the paper isn't working anymore and now everyone has to get a new paper#but our examination office is in a very scary house#you have to go a long way and then it's just this scary metal door in the middle of the street with a paper stuck to it that just says exami#nation office#and then you have to go down into the scary radiator basement and find the one door that doesn't lead to a radiator#I was really scared but in the end it only took two minutes and now I have a working paper31781,970
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#I just maede a pudding and it's full of clumps and I can't wait to eat it C:#It's vanilla flavoured but that's okay because I'm going to put a lot of chocolate sprinkles on it#I had to google the translation for chocolate sprinkles#aren't sprinklers also the water spitting things you can use to water your garden?#Imagine a chocolate sprinkles sprinkler#how are you doing? :)#I'm GREAT there are BIRDS in the bush in front of this window and they are making a nest and I love them#I was really worried because I hadn't seen the bird all day but now it's evening and he's back#he probably had a long day at the office#I was scared because there is a cat in this building that keeps trying to smash my strawberries but she is innocent and I'm sorry#next time she comes over she can sit on one strawberry#I also got a lavendel plant but it died the second I put it into the earth#plants are so great! c: I wish I could stop killing all of them#I recently got a succulent that came in an elephant shaped planter and it's so SMALL I'm already so sorry that it came into my hands of deat#h#I always water them too much or too little#or a cat comes and sits on them#back in elementary school I was really scared of forgetting my homework and I had to see some sort of counsellor but I just talked about how#much I loved plants and I think at one point we got ice cream#I wish I had ice cream right now#and more plants2911,75821,114
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#friends I passed my exams!! C: even the one where I forgot everything I had learned because I had#to think about the spongebob buying peptol bismol meme the whole time#out of thankfulness I will consume a peptol bismol if my tummy ever hurts and I'm on the same continent as one#and if I'm brave enough because I got one message about how it makes you grow black hair on your tongue and I'm too scared to google that#how are you? C: I'm great I just saw a REALLY round bird in front of the window#He sat in a bush for a few moments before he had to leave for a bird appointment#I should go to the supermarket soon but mysterious things have been happening at the supermarket lately#the thing is they put up a basketball basket thing in the supermarket#like not a whole court just the basket#a basketball basket inside the supermarket next to the cashiers#it's not always there it's mobile and when it appears there is always this group of basketball players with it#who are throwing the basketball inside the basket and I think customers can try too?#it's probably a marketing thing but the ball just goes everywhere#one time I went the basketball smashed one customers beer bottles but everyone was just laughing#is this happening in any other supermarkets as well#why basketball#why not a more supermarket friendly sport#maybe something without a ball#maybe wrestling286,57813,151
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#Harry potter#HELLO EVERYBODY OH MY GOD I'M SORRY FOR DISAPPERING#HOW HAVE YOU BEEN I MISSED YOU AAAH#SO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED I WAS REALLY SCARED OF THE PURGE AND TRIED TO MAKE A WORDPRESS SITE AS A BACKUP AND THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT I HAD#3 NEXT BUTTONS AND NO PICTURES#AND THEN I HADN'T POSTED FOR A WHILE AND GOT SCARED OF POSTING BUT NOW I'M POSTING AND EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL#I hope you're having a great valentine's day with lots of happy feelings :)#I'll just try to study because I have an exam this week that I haven't relly studied for yet because I had decided to write down all of the#power point presentations on index cards and now I have this extreme amount of index cards and for some reason I tried to study#in the bathtub and so many mistakes were made#luckly that will be my last exam for this semester! I had another one today and I was really nervous about it but I think it went okay c:#except for that one question on page 2#we were suppoed to explain a technical term which was actually pretty easy but the problem was that the word had the letter p two times in i#t and only ours ago instagram had suggested a meme to me which featured spongebob buying peptol bismol#and peptol bismol also has two ps in it#and my knowlege about the technical term had just been 100% replaced with the word peptol bismol#I tried to remember it so hard but every time I was close to remembering the information I could feel the picture of spongebob buying peptol#bismol rising in my head#In the end I never remembered it#I have never had peptol bismol in my life I don't think there is peptol bismol on this continent#is it good? I hope it is I think it is a permanent thing in my brain now322,3006,556
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#dragon bros#HELLO FRIENDS I MOVED AND AM STILL ALIVE AND MOST OF MY PLANTS SURVIVED TOO#EXCEPT FOR THE ONE I WATERED ONCE AND THEN IT IMMEDIATELY DIED#the internet suggested that there might be too much chalk in the water so I bought a chalk filter#but now I'm kind of missing the chalk#the new place is really great! really bright and close to university#:) the only problem so far is the hole in the broom closet they put in for ventilation#and the hole makes the whole place very cold#so I put on a lot of knitted socks but I forget to put them off before leaving the house#and then I'm at the supermarket looking for broccoli and look down my legs and see bright orange socks#and the socks say 'shame'#I'm not sure why the brooms need that much ventilation but everyone in the house has a broom closet hole#so it is probably an important hole#and next door lives the sweetest labrador!! I sometimes see them when they come home from the walk#and they bop their head up and down when they walk up the stairs and it's the best!! c:#what have you been doing? are you getting ready for halloween? c:#It isn't really celebrated around here but I'll get some candy in case some children show up#and I'll try to remember removing my extra socks before I open the door so they won't get scared#do you have any plans for halloween? :)#I thought of making cookies I got a new cookie cutter shaped like a hedgehog#but I don't know if I can eat things shaped like hedgehogs#maybe I'll just put the cookie cutter on the table and be happy about that#have a nice day everyone! <3234,2109,957
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#hey everyone!! how are you doing? c:#I'm moving next week and it is really exciting!#I've already packed 10 boxes but there is still so much stuff! especially on top of my closet#it is too tall for me to reach even with a chair so I'm not really sure how I will solve this#right now I can see there is at least my old marbles collection and my chocolate fondue up there#one of those marbles was at least as big as my fist and I think I can't leave such a good marble behind#I'm not as attached to the chocolate fondue because ever time I tried it the chocolate always tasted like regret#(and burnt chocolate)#I wonder if all of my plants will manage to die until the move#the biggest one seems really determined#I think I put too much water on the little guy :c#and with water I mean every liquid thing that I washed my brushes with over the past few years#in hindsight that does not feel like a very good idea maybe#but I will live very close to the forest soon and I'm sure I won't be able to kill every plant there! :)#I hope it is going to be a little spooky in autumn#just a little!!#at first I thought 'Oh no! I won't be able to grow tomatoes on the balcony because the racoons will eat them like they ate the bird food la'#st winter'#but then I realized that the new city doesn't have a racoon plague since the 1960s#plague sounds too negative they are very sweet and have tiny hands#but now the future has a lot less racoons than I thought#this will be a completely new way of life#but I hope there will still be at least some racoons#with tiny hands#:)#have a nice day!!11355,53864,954
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#cw gun#one of the women I worked with in the bookstore at the beginning of the year had a picture of her dog in the newspaper yesterday#and I remembered#we were never allowed to tell people that the store was closing#we were just allowed to loudly put away the postcards when it happened#I'm going to move soon for masters!! It's so exciting!! :)#and also a little scary#imagine going to a grocery store and no one in there is your cousin#but the only thing I'm not really looking forward is packing all of my socks#I have a bibical amount of socks#there was a time when everybody in my family thought I was really into socks and I got a pack of socks from every family member and I'm stil#l living with the consequences#but it were really cute socks#do you have any moving tips?#I have a tiny succulent I'm not sure how to transport#but it also might be dying so maybe this won't be a problem#have you seen the new lego Hogwarts castle? It's amazing!! c:#sadly there is no astronomy tower but there are tiny dementors on transparent sticks flying around the castle#so maybe you can put the tiny dumbledore on one of the sticks and gracefully let him fly off the roof#I hope you're having a nice day!#it's very warm in Germany today so I'll look for some ice cream now :)111101,742103,548
floccinaucinihilipilificationaSubmitted by eclatanteThis captioned “A tomb sculpture from 550-577 CE, China” but I’m 100% it’s Dragon Bros in their past livesYou’re absolutely right!! Thank you for your submission, it made me smile! :)#Submission#eclatante#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME#dragon bros#or#bromedars! :D#Friends I'm back!! how have you been?#I finished my bachelor thesis and now I can fianally draw again! I've missed it so much#writing and research was fun too I hope the professors will like it#I mainly find out that apes learn sign language better when you give them acess to cheeseburgers#for example the orang utan chantek liked cheeseburgers a lot but he didn't knew the sign for ketchup#so he called it 'tomato toothpaste'#and that was my thesis#I think ketchup is a great invention#I'm happy ketchup is the way it is#imagine if humankind had chosen a different vegetable as food lubricant#imagine ordering a burger and the burger person squirting artichoke paste all over it#like the green shrek ketchup#I only have hazy memories of it but I think I really loved it#back in first grade a girl had a birthday with a lot of shrek ketchup and it was the best#we also crafted an intensley ugly santa claus crafts of a log that day and my mom still puts it up on christmas#to me this santa still evokes happy memories of shrek ketchup#I've never seen a dromedar in my life! They look like they have very soft noses :)#I hope I can touch one some day#have a nice day and see you soon! c:#submission… See all142,4447,409
floccinaucinihilipilificationaHey May 31 anon! Yay, another year! I hope it was a good one for you. May the next one be full of marshmallows/other tasty snacks and a friend to roast them with. See you soon! (*´▽`*)#may 31 anon#content warning about suicide mention in the may 31 anon tag#Hello everyone!! AAah I'm sorry for being so silent recently!!#but I'm soon hopefully maybe possible done with my bachelor and then I can draw all the ideas in my head c:#my thesis is a very fun topic! I'm writing about language studies with animals and I'm reading a lot about chimpanzees#did you know that some chimpanzees really like reading shoe cataloges#now that's in your head forever#and i got a cactus and my mom accidently slam dunked it onto the kitchen floor#she felt really bad about it but now the cactus is blooming so that might be a cactus hack#what have you been up to? c:#I feel a little scared when I go to the university libary to read chimpanzee books because my laptop keyboard is really loud#but when I try to read them at home I accidently do the 100 baby sims challenge again#or melt my computer mainboard again#it was really scary! my computer kept turning itself off and I thought this is it#the 61th sims baby was too much#but in the end it could be replaced quickly and all was well :)#see you soon!… See all105153,402
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#guess who just bought a bibical amount of gouache#I can't wait until it arrives!! I the colours look so fun and happy c:#I hope this online order goes better than the strickers that arrived on monday#I ordered them a long time ago and forgot about them and then suddenly there is this little sticker package at the door#and when I picked them up I thought wow! these are some heavy stickers#turns out that I hadn't ordered one sticker package#I have ordered one sticker package six times#I mean I really like this green little cat but what am I going to do with 25 green cat stickers that say NO!!#I just don't say no that often in sticker form#but the green cat that is flipping an egg in the pan and lets it fall on the floor is great#she is a good friend#it's good to have 6 green cat egg friends#:)#I'm going to visit some friends in a different city today!!#my hair is still wet I hope the bus won't be cold#I hope you'll have a great weekend as well!… See all4111,04518,811
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#happy weekend everyone! c:#when I was in first grade I remember the girl who sat next to me in class always wanted to play quidditch#but I didn't know what that was#and one day I was visiting her and the neighbor boys came over and were like 'let's play qudditch!'#and I said what's quidditch#and they said wait a second we'll show you#and they brought over their soccer ball and layed it carefully on the floor#and just started to beat the hell out of it#it was great#I think that girl has a horse now#you know what I don't really get about Hogwarts architecture#it was built somewhere in the year 1000 right?#but they didn't really have pipes back then right?#how could Mr Slytherin put the basilisk in the toilets without the pipes#I think they only had those wall toilets back then? those garderobes#I tried to find out more about it but the second link I clicked#only talked about how the artist Albrecht Dürer was caught building an illegal toilet in his kitchen#and now I'm too scared to go further#it's so sunny outside!! :)#I hope you'll get lots of sun today as well!… See all3921,59232,362
floccinaucinihilipilificationaAnonymous asked:can you do a tutorial#Guess who made that vanilla sauce :c#I'm sorry it had some chewy bits#what's wrong with some chewy parts in the sauce#it like surprise food inside your food#I'm sorry for using your ask as a way of telling my egg smashing story!!#if you meant an art tutorial I'm using Photoshop CS6 and the hard round brush :)#how was your easter? I hope you're having a nice start into the spring!#Mine was very fun despite spending it full of egg#I saw two ducks!! :)#and a very big plastic bear#turns out that there is a local archery group who have rented part of the forest and they put up all those plastic animals#they look like big friends#and i bought a folder for my bachelor thesis! It's orange#orange is motivating orange things are always tasty#there was a time in my life where I ate a lemon every evening for absolutely no reason#this went on for 2 weeks and then all my teeth hurt#I do not recommend this#have a nice evening everyone :)191,4714,959
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#dragon bros#drawing fluffy clouds is the best thing#how are you doing friends? c:#i'm great because I am at least 30% certain that my chestnut trees survived the winter#they look a little sticky which I feel is a good thing#I'm not sure if they are really sticky because I'm afraid to kill them if I touch them#but they do feel sticky in my heart#i've send so many emails to the universities testing office the last week#I think at this point they have installed a little lamp in their office#and whenever they get a message from my account a page from my internship report just combusts into flames#I'm so sorry for all those mails but my internship professor still had not graded my internship report and thats okay#I just need it for starting my bachelor thesis#but then the office said they don't know where he is and if I like really need to write the bachelor thesis I need to find the a new one#so I went on the hunt#like some sort of phantom of the internhip#and I really found someone!!#and then the original professor emerged#but now I have already switched and I don't think I can write any more mails without getting a cape and throwing chandeliers#have a nice weekend everyone! c:233,6089,220
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#these are way too late but it's never too late for love!!#nsfw language#I hope had a nice Valentines day :)#I'm sure you've spend it in great company because no matter what you did#you've also spend with yourself c:#I've spend parts of Valentines day at the doctors office because I felt really bad after I ate 4 packages of egg rolls this weekend#the doctor couldn't find anything so maybe this is just my natural egg roll limit#I've seen so many people in spring jackets today!! why are they so strong#there is still so much snow outside#which is great I bet the kindergarten kids up the street have tons of fun with it#when did my middle school internship there we once went sleighing with them#they just kept driving into each other they had a great time#all those children must be teenagers now#I hope they figured out not running into sleighs by now#do you know those UFO sleighs that would turn round and round while you went down the hill?#those were the best c:#I mean you would always fall onto your face#and hurt yourself#but in a fun way#not in the 4 packages of egg rolls way#have a nice weekend!! :)193,8949,709
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#I was in the unversity libary last week and my jacket kept making fart noises :c#and I forgot what my book looked like so I just kept circeling the same shelf#like a hungry bloated vulture#(the book was yellow)#thank you for your sweet messages about my internship!! It was a really fun time c:#They weren't even angry when I accidently ordered an extremely big book about mobile homes#I didn't really order it I just didn't stop it from coming and it was so big#really really big#it was at least 50cm of mobile homes#I looked up some size examples on google so you can imagine it better#but the only example I found is that 50cm is 'as wide as a fridge door'#and I don't know if this is very helpful#it was a really beautiful book but it was just too big#ooh and I finally bought a hot water bottle!! its great! :)#my mom always said that they are super dangerous but that's only because a friend of hers always#sat on hers during car rides until it exploded#have a nice weekend everyone!! :)207,57816,195
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#medusa#Don't worry no one was hurt#Medusa just wanted to prank some people#Happy late 2018 everyone!! How have you been? c:#I'm done with my internship and aah I missed the internet why are people eating laundry pods#I drank dish liqud like once as a child and my family still brings it up#our cinema is doing a 24 hour Harry Potter movie marathon soon and I am tempted#but then I remember that Twilight marathon back in the day and how my entire body was just in pain by the time they finally married#and the next day I had a Physic test and I only got one point#and the teacher said I could save my grade by making a presentation about planet movement#But Jessie got the same presentation topic and then I didn't have to do it anymore because I think he forgot and in the end I got a D#I think a Harry Potter Marathon would just kill you#in a good way#I never saw the latest twilight film!#I think deep down I fear that if I do that the spell will break and that I will have to do my planet movement presentation at last#and somebody stole all of the fatballs!!#all of them!!#I suspect it were the racoons next door#that would be okay they have cute tiny hands#but why would you eat the string as well#that can't be good for your racoon body :c#one string was still hanging on the tree for a day and then it was gone#who came back for the string#I hope they made friendship barcelets3012,60118,833
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#hello everyone!! long time no seen! I hope you had a nice past few weeks :=#*:)#the internship has been a little stressful but it's also really fun#I have gotten pretty quick at wrapping things and I'm not hurting myself on the tape dispenser anymore and the shop next door has really cru#nchy pretzles#you know even if crookshanks just brought Sirius order to the store#did no one notice that the account they withdrew money from was from a mass murderer on the loose#Or is Sirius Black just a really common name#there was a man at the store today who was really angry that we had another Mr. Miller in the adress book#He didn't want us to remove the other Mr Miller or anything he was just feeling so hurt#said that every store in town is confusing him for the other Mr Miller#there was pain in his eyes#do you remember when my father got me that 1L can with 'American Coke' last year for christmas?#I got a 'Cowboy Cocktail' this year#I'm not sure if it tasted like Cowboys but it was great#the back of the can says that it was made in Amsterdam so maybe it's the taste of Netherland Cowboys#OOh and I was a Santa last week!! It was so cool!#I always wanted to be a mall Santa but mall Santas aren't a thing here#but we have the St Nicolaus day where children go from store to store and say a poem to get candy#and last week I had candy duty and I got to wear a Santa hat!! It was everything I ever wanted from life#:')#My favourite were the children who forgot their poem halfway through it#and then they just said something like#'I'm a little frog have a nice life"#like that's a good attitude about life117,56215,657
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#and this is why I can't throw those fidghet spinners away#what if they start to sing that sad 'when she loved me' song from toy story 2#I mean I didn't love them#but my father has bought so many fidghet spinners over the past year#every family member has at least 3 at this point#he just really likes fidget spinners#I hope you're having a nice weekend! :)#I'll go to the cinema today#we'll see a movie where my brother has send a prop to#if you're going to watch Fack ju Göhte3 watch out for one of those mobile terminals that those ticket checkers in trains always have#if you're seeing it you're seeing something my brother put in a box#I think the thing I'm looking most forward to with the internship is that I'll finally get to use that pokemon lunch box#I mean it's really tiny and I'm not sure if it will stay closed#but it's so cute!!#maybe if I put it into a bigger lunch box3527,70738,500
floccinaucinihilipilificationaSubmitted by oldsadman“hey buddy what’re you doing”
“i’m making muffins bro”
“why bro”
“because there’s muffin i love more than you”
“bro”
“dude”
hello!! i made this for you!! i love you and your art and your tag stories, i think you’re awesome!!IS THAT A TINY OVEN MITT. OH MY GOD (⊙ꇴ⊙)This scene looks so sweet and friendly! And so incredibly neatly done, the geometric shapes are so clean and fresh and I love that you gave the dragons outlines a different color than the kitchen, it really makes the characters stand out ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ This must be a very difficult medium to work with and I feel honored that you took the time to make this. The combination of the geometric shapes harmony very well with the cartoony look of the dragons, it really looks like a screenshot from a cartoon. Your art style looks so neat and warm! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡I bet those are apple-cinnamon muffins because those are the best muffins and this is also the best and you’re the best. I’m sorry that it took me so long to post this, it’s really wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing! I hope you’re having a wonderful weekend :)#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME#wood burning is so difficult!#I have only done it once and it turned out so sad#during confirmation camp we all had to make terrible chairs and then we could decorate them with wood burning#I tried to make a star but I actually just made a sadness#oh god that must have been ten years ago#I wonder where that chair is now#I wonder what happened to that camping ground#we weren't allowed to use the sinks in the building for some reason#so we all had to do our dishes in that bucket#and when it was my turn there were so many leftover sausages swimming around in the bucket#I feel like this would be my boggart form#the sausage bucket#just flying out of Professor Lupins closet#and the sausages whisper with the pastors voice 'WASH US'#I think we just ended up using the sinks in the showers#I only moved in groups that weekend because my brother told me that an evil bird lived on the camp ground#a children attacking bird#looking back this was probably a dirty lie#a lie as dirty as a sausage bucket#and I played with a baby cat yesterday!#a friend got a second cat#it made really tiny meows#:)))#submission32422,177
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#hello everyone!! how are you doing? c:#I hope oyu're having a great autumn!#my internship at the bookshop starts pretty soon and I'm starting to get nervous aaah#we all have a designated internship professor and I still have to catch mine#he has no consulation hour or anything and his name is scary#it's something like Professor Talon#birds are scary#I had a super scary dream last weekend listen#I dreamed that JK Rowling tweeted that Bellatrix real name was Bellotrix#and that we can't call her Bellatrix anymore#and that she was actually 60 years old#and she kept tweeting pictures of grandmas and I woke up so emotional#I think those are internship emotions#but there is an ice cream shop right next to it so I'm sure it can't go that bad c:#are you playing cuphead? It's really fun!#I'm still stuck at the frogs because that's too much jumping#jumping is never good#except when you have a trampolines#but everything is better when you have a trampoline#we had one when we were kids it was awesome#I remember taking great naps on it114,93411,216
floccinaucinihilipilificationaAw, looks like tumblr didn’t show my tags on my last post (●´・△・`)This is a test post to see if it happens again. I hope you’re having a nice evening c: #please don't take the tags away from me tumblr :c#I hope it wasn't because the tags were too long but I'm sure I used longer ones in the past#I clicked on the edit theme thing that day but I didn't edit anything#is this a halloween thing please help#have you already done halloween things?#I think I should get some halloween candy#the last and only time a child showed up at our door at halloween we didn't expect it#we only had a tiny snickers#okay let's try to do some really long tags and see what happens#last week I finally sorted out my terrible middle school jeans#to be honest they were my terrible high school jeans too#and my terrible college jeans#there was one with sunflowers on them and I actually kind of still like them but they are just too small and the last time#I wore them a window fell out of our classroom#but it was okay because it wasn't a real school building#I think it was history class#or latin#i don't know it was always really warm in there#and the building got snowballs banned on the school ground because you could throw them really far from there and that could hurt the little#children#graffitti was banned too because graduates used to be allowed to draw graffitti on the ground after they graduated#but then someone drew a playboy bunny or something on the parking lot and the nuns got upset201702,377
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#looking back at this i am not sure if 'bay' and 'bae' sound similar enough for this to make sense but I guess this is how it is now#:) how are you doing!#are you having a nice autumn!#mine is pretty great so far I had a birthday and there is lots of wind outside#if you are in germany I hope you didn't get in train trouble yesterday!#those clouds are really spooky looking#I'm a bit sad that we don't really do Halloween over here but at least we have the spooky clouds c:#speaking of spooky do you think it's a good idea to watch the new IT movie alone no one else wants to see it#or is it too spooky?#oh my god do you know that marsupilami movie from 2013#I don't know it but it looks very scary#if you don't know it the marsupilami is like some kind of cartoon ape#and my dad was really into it when he was young and to impress my mom he once put a giant marsupilami sticker on her car while she was at wo#rk and she never managed to get it off and then they married#I'm convinced that this was dark marsupilami magic#it has tiny human hands#it#it's too powerful2913,99920,589
floccinaucinihilipilificationaSubmitted by solarissativahi there! i absolutely love your blog my dude! also fucking nancy has to be one of my favorites so i wanted to draw her with her starfish friend. I’m sorry if its really sketchy, I’m very BAD at clean lines. i really hope you like it! (also heck i just realized i forgot her earrings)SHE’S SO CUTE AAAh I’M SORRY FOR NOT POSTING THIS FOR A HUNDRED YEARS ヽ(;▽;)ノPlease don’t apologize for your badass lively lines! They have a great flow, are very fun to look at and fit perfectly to the bubbly underwater theme ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧ And I love how you made her eyes so big and shiny! She could be a sassy teenage Powerpuff girl! Your tail design is super cool and I really like how her hair is all soft and curvy and her tail is sharp and spunky ( ᐛ ) What a cool and fun way to draw her! She’s so cute! Thank you so much for your submission! You have a lovely art style and I feel flattered that you put time and work into drawing something for me. Thank you so much! I hope you’re having a lovely day ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME#smolfoxbaby#I understand that she lost her earrings I have lost so many earrings in my life#the only complete pair that I've had for more than 2 years are little Santa Clause heads and I'm not brave enough to wear them outside of de#cember#do you remember the scary donald/spiderman poster in my university?#someone wrote me a really calming message#maybe spiderman and donald are sitting down and holding hands so maybe Goofy does not have to be 3 feet tall!!#I would also mean that Spiderman has super tiny hands but I can live with this kind of knowledge#I'm still so excited about that internship!! c: I still have to find out which professor is my internship professor#everyone else has seen theirs on the internship professor list that hung somewhere during orientation week 2 years or something ago#but during that orientation week I accidently went to the orientation of a degree course I didn't take and I was so confused because they we#re talking so much about statistic and oh god that was such a confusing week#i never saw those people again but I hope they are having a good time studying those scary scary statistics#submission3421,070
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#I hope I got all the snake facts correct!!#it seems like the pupil thing is actually indicating if the snake is active at night or at day and most venemous snakes are night owls#someone on instagram said that a safe way to tell if a snake is venemous is to look at the shape of their anal plates#but I guess that this is a pretty rude move#snakes are really sweet!! I've only met one but it was a really nice one#in elementary school we once had a snake day where they invited that snake and we could all pet it#the snake man was not really into telling us cool snake facts sadly#he only said that you can't drop a snake after you fed it because then it would explode#I hope that snake is doing well#and psst please don't tell anyone but my uncle is getting a really cute dog c:#it's still a secret because my grandmother is kind of I don't know#she is kind of judging the dogs mothers morals because they don't know who the dogs father is#I'm sure he was a good boy grandma#Ooh and I got that internship!!#the woman was so nice to me I hope I'll do a good job#it's right next to an ice cream shop this is going to be great3520,67529,664
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#cw genitals#hello friends!! sorry for the long silence ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ#I was internship hunting but I'm hopeful that I'll find one soon and then I can do my bachelor and be free#today someone called back!! they were really super nice on the phone and I was so shocked they said hello and I said hello and then they sai#d 'oh you applied for an internship?'#and I just said nothing#no answer#luckly they started talking again because otherwise I would be still sitting there breathing into the phone#I really hope this works out and that they don't remember that I threw a tantrum in their store when I was 9 (?) because I wanted to buy the#new artemis fowl book but it wasn't there#(turned out that it had not been released yet)#I love those house makeover shows!! 10 years ago a really great one aired in germany#I think it was called something like 'help! the devils are loose in my home!'#and their thing was that the children could choose the 'house theme' and the parents would not know until the reveal#they would turn the houses into like jungles and spaceships and stuff#it was great but it was stopped after like 1 season because one family wanted to sue because their house was turned into a castle and they d#id not have a bedroom anymore or something#and their lawyer said that such destruction can not be expected from a home makeover show#but I mean the title did include both 'help' and 'devil'#I hope you're doing good!!… See all213,1106,931
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#hello!! how are you doing? c:#I'm fine! I'm not sure if my chestnut trees are fine too they all have developed brown leaves#I don't know yet if it's death or just autumn#I'm enjoying the free semester break#even though there is still one more class to come#and I'm not looking forward to it because last week I noticed something about the cafeterias decoration and I can't stop thinking about it#you know we have these really cute posters that show cartoon characters holding hands#like on the posters are just hands#and in the cafeteria is that cute drawing of donald duck and spiderman holding hands#there is also something written under them but I never manged to read it because its tiny#and its really cute and everything#but lately I've been thinking#on the poster spiderman and donald duck have the same hand size#which means that in this interpretation donald duck is as tall as spiderman right?#according to the marvel wiki spiderman is 5 feet and 10 inches#which is 1m 78cm#which means donald duck is 5 feet 10 inches tall as well#and thats already terrible#but you know whats really bad#Goofy is in almost every cartoon 2 times as tall as Donald is#that means according to the cute gay spiderman/donald poster goofy is 11 feet 3 inches tall#thats 3m 50cm#thats just thats way too much goofy#goofy could be in your lawn and look into the second floor of your house without any struggle#just imagine the size of his teeth#maybe thats what the tiny text says10777,71985,862
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#this is about my big fear i feel about meeting an actually super sweet friend in the subway because her birthday was like 3 weeks ago and an#other friend of mine gave me a present for her because I live closer to her but then i fogot it in another city and I couldn't rescue is yet#I can visit the present tomorrow but until then I'm hiding#how are you doing? c:#I think I kind of forgot how to walk in socks#it's the first time I am wearing socks in weeks and everything is so slippery#especially the last three steps on the staircase!#i've tried changing the socks but it did not change anything#except the socks#of couse I could just not wear any but it's really cold even though its still summer holiday time here#I hope if you are having summer break right now you aren't too said about the weather#maybe the rest will be better!! I think you have 2 more weeks?#I walked by the elementary school today and there was light in the bathroom#once while I went to that school there was one summer break where a wild hog ran full speed into the bathroom door and then it died#so that was probably the hog ghost#I hope its not bored during the summer break with no one to spook#this is such an evil bathroom#I do not know the circumstances but 2 years or so ago there was a sign on the bathroom door with a lot of that 'do not cross!!" tape#and the sign read 'wasp protection zone'#I still think about that a lot#I think I've read once that in autumn all wasps die and only the queen survives#so maybe the hog ghost has 300 wasp ghost friends#I hope I'll never find out#have a nice day everyone :)… See all312,3107,386
floccinaucinihilipilificationaSubmitted by iwantyourovariesHi there! Me and my best friend/roommate have been reading and loving your dragon bros comics for years! We’re even in each other’s phones as “Chestopher” and “Squadrick” and so we decided to customize some sweatshirts today to pay homage to our favorite dragons! Thanks so much for making the comics- they always make us laugh!!!THEY ARE SO CUTE YOU ARE SO CUTE YOU TWO WEARING MUST BE MAXIMUM CUTE (๑ˊ͈ ॢꇴ ˋ͈)〜♡॰ॱThis is the most amazing bro-fashion! It’s absolutely something the two would wear, they look so soft and comfy! Thank you for making these two a little part of your great friendshp. And thanks so for showing me, it really made my day! I wish you both a wonderful weekend (*´▽`*)#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME#IT'S SO CUTE#iwantyourovaries#I think the 'roommate' shirt is really kind of cool but i've never had a roommate so it would be a lie shirt#the mannequin is gone!!#I am not sure yet if this points to it being haunted or it being not haunted#I can't really imagine the waste glass people taking it with them#It didn't look very much like waste glass#no matter how many egg cups I put away daily I always find a new one somewhere on my desk#I do not eat that many eggs#maybe I just think that I put them away and then I don't#and then I forget about them and I just think it's a new egg cup every time#I wish you all a fun weekend! c:#submission… See all43132,786
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#semester break starts tomorrow!! c:#and then it's my mothers birthday and then it's my uncles birthday and there will be endless cake#it will be great#also I think I saw a haunted mannequin today#I wanted to take the bus to the city because I needed wrapping paper without christmas motives on them#and also something to wrap#and at the bus stop there was a fully dressed mannequin at the waste glass container at the bus stop#I think that's pretty haunted#a man walking his dog made eye contact with her and then started running#but she was wearing a really cute outfit so she's probably very nice when she haunts you#always offering you tissue paper and a half of her sandwhich#but on the sandwitch is a really big slice of that smelly pink sausage so you say no but it's still really sweet of her to ask#she even had that nice girl haircut you know that long bob#next month is the our first high school reunion#I hope until then I managed to make a doctor appoinment about that wart on my finger#but I know of at least one person from my class who also got a wart on her finger since graduation#so maybe that's a thing4023,02828,163
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#sorry for the long silence everyone!! o(;△;)o#I had to make a book presentation and the person I was supposed to do the presentation with fought with the professor and then she didn't wa#nt to do it anymore and then I had to read 3000 books about how 3 people#standing in a room actually represent jesus#I think the presentation turned out okay!! c: the professor ran out during it because he forgot his own book but he came back#and that what I was doing the last weeks#and I had a cough and made really bad cookies#the recipe said that the cookies were supposed to be in the oven for only 5 minutes but I didn't trust that#there were 3 eggs inside#3 eggs feel to dangerous to only put them in the oven for 5 minutes#so left them in for 50 minutes#which sort of completly burned them#but they were also still soft#it was really sad because I sacrificed an entire bag of cherries for them#maybe this is the reason why my mother gets so nervous every time I say that I can totally bake all the cakes for her birthday#I hope you were having a good time as well! (:265,93613,021
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#dragon bros#there is a thunderstorm outside!!#it so cool!!#it has been very hot all day so its a nice refreshing :)#I haven't got my pencil back#but I also forgot how the person looked like who I borrowed it so I just hope it has a nice new home#I googled grapefruits did you know that they have a lot of vitamin C#I only drank grapefruit juice once and it was the worst time I ever had with juice#It looks so fun and then you taste it and everything is sad#my mom likes it but she is pretty hardcore#you know the most mysterious thing happened yesterday#I woke up and the floor was covered in tiny balls#tiny metal balls#they were everywhere#and I assumed that they somehow came from our hallway renovation because I don't know#so vacuumed them away#hours later I see more and more tiny metal balls#but I see no tiny metal balls in the hallway#so I investigated#and you know what it was#it was the tape dispender!!#somehow the tape dispender broke at it's base and it was filled with tiny metal balls#I fixed it with well tape#but I'm not really over this yet#are all tape dispenders filled with metal balls#who makes them#what else was filled with tiny metal balls the whole time#I forgot the white dragons nostril again#I hope you are having a nice day#my marmelade didn't really get hard282,7617,175
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#I'm sorry to everyone who I have every texted 'how are you' and then never replied#also sorry to everyone who had my number during that one phase I had where I would text people rat pictures I found on the internet#I just thought they were cute#you know yesterday was the second time someone told me about the#terrible presentation someone held in professor b's class last semester#you know#the one I held#I think I made a D: face because halfway she realized that it was me and changed the topic to her book club#sounded like a really nice book club though#also I think the boy next to me in that class stole my pen#it wasn't really stealing he whispered 'PEN?' and I gave him a pen#he never said he would give it back#but we were watching a series about a brave dog in that class and it was really captivating so I can see why we both forgot about the pen#it was Lassie!! Do you know Lassie#she's that brave dog and every episode she saves some child from drowning#aw man I really liked that pen#I once thought that someone had stolen my flute when I was in elementary school and cried the whole time and at the end of the day it had be#en on the kitchen table the whole time#I hated that flute#why can't be my pen at the kitchen table#also my father is renovating the hallway#which is pretty cool because our old dog ate a lot of the paint from the walls#but he is also putting in a new ceiling#and for that he is removing the old ceiling#which has been in there for 25 years#that is 25 years of dead spiders in the ceiling#he is a strong man6433,79141,636
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#I'm sorry that the content on this blog hasn't have much variety lately :c I felt a bit art blocked recently but I think I'm over it#I think it was because university was so relaxed recently#when I have too much free time I just do the Sims 3 100 baby challenge over and over#but yesterday I finally went to the professor who I thought had lost my paper!! do you remember??#turned out that it was in his g folder the entire time#he said that the g stands for 'not read'#in german language it does not make sense either but he was so nice and sweet and apologized a lot and then I apologized a lot and then he s#aid that he liked foxes and I said I also liked foxes and he is the nicest professor ever#years ago we had baby foxes living in the field in front of our house that was awesome c:#there also was a swan once but they are mean#too powerful#too many teeth#And I cleaned up my desk#drawers yesterday and found so much old art and for some reason when I was 13 I exclusively drew girls with cabbage heads#there also was a terrible poem about a girl with a cabbage head#was mostly about how she was sad about having a cabbage head4123,88429,722
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#drawing draco always makes me a little nervous I feel like every moment he will turn his head to me and make fun of my hair#when I was a child my best friend had a big brother who was allowed to buy teenager magazines and after he read them we were allowed to read#them and one day there was a tom felton 'autograph' included and I was so jealous of it#she kept it kind of hidden at her bedside but since was this around the Chamber of Secret movie his yellow hair was so bright it shined dire#ctly into my heart#CoS was such a cool book c: I have the headcanon that after the events Lucius was so embarrsed of the whole thing#he didn't tell anyone that dobby got free he just started to secretly do all of the housework#but he was really bad at it and always burned the food and washed the clothes too hot#and everybody kind of knew but never said anything#until one day they just sat down and decided together that dobby was dead and then they never talked about it again#I love that Draco continued naming his child after#sort of reptily animals#a scorpion is not really a reptile I'm sorry#actually it's probably very far away from a reptile#but how else can you express it#I can't say mythological animals I am pretty sure scorpions are real#actually maybe dragons and scorpions have nothing in common at all#but it just feels like it#like roaches#I hope Scorpius names his son Roach397,96714,950
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#dragon bros#this is the only version where the dragon has a nostril in the last panel#I saw it too late on instagram and facebook#the shame#I saw the dog who ate a pen again today!!#He fell asleep and class and then he yawned and waddled with his legs#I love him#I remember nothing else from that class#I'm going to make a rasperry cake tomorrow!!#I think I like rasperrys more than strawberries#because they grow up tall and you don't have to rob in the dirt to get them#I think that's nice of them!#we also have some blackberries in the garden#in theory at least#because my father build a garage on them#they do not see the sun#that's why I planted my chestnuts in pots and not in the garden#I fear my father would build a garage on them#you know in the fantastic beasts movie#the first time we see tina#you know when she's listening to the second salemers in front of the bank#while reading a newspaper and looking totally unsuspicios#you know in that moment she's eating a hot dog#and then 2 seconds later we see her in the bank and she is spying on Newt#her hot dog is gone!!!#the entire hot dog!!!#I don't think that she could eat an ENTIRE hot dog in that amount of time#it was still a full hot dog#where did it go tina#maybe she just put it into her pocket235,90510,716
floccinaucinihilipilificationaHello May 31 anon!! This is the 4rth picture already, isn’t it? Time really flies! I hope it was a good year for you ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#may 31th anon#cw suicide#gnaww I still love these two#but I have to confess that I still haven't watched the latest episode#first I had a bad cold and then the dog was a boy all along and now I don't know#I got a new tip for my pen!! for the first time ever!! c:#it's pretty cool it's one of those felt tips#I didn't knew it was a felt tip when I got it#I didn't even knew there were felt tips#this is just like when I was 12 and really wanted to watch edward scissorhands and then accidently bought a blue ray disc because I didn't k#new what they were and just thought it was a cool looking blue DVD cover#we didn't have a blue ray player#no one has ever watched that disc#I think we ended up storing it in a kitchen cabinet for six years#and then we renovated the kitchen and now it's gone#got it on DVD eventually#I saw the best thing last sunday!#there was a mom and a dad and a baby and the dad was eating a sandwhich#and the mom had the baby strapped to her chest#and the mom wanted a bite of the sandwhich as well so the dad like put it into her face#and she took a bite#and then the entire salad fell out of the sandwhich#onto the baby#the entire baby was full of salad#but it had a great time#I aspire to be that baby#just with less salad on my head144382,966
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#DID YOU KNOW THAT BEZOARS ARE REAL#THEY ARE!!!#I WANTED TO GOOGLE THE SPELLING AND THEN I FOUND ARTICLES ON THEM#it's those balls cats and birds cough out when they have eaten little prey animals and they can't dissolve their bones and hair!!#so since the harry potter wizards only mention goat Bezoars that either means that they live in a twisted world where goats prey on mice#or that WE live in a world where goats prey on mice#D:#a goat bit my hand at a petting zoo once and I just thought that it wanted to have the goat snacks in my hand#BUT MAYBE I HAD BEEN THE SNACK#I'm too afraid to google and further#but I went to the doctor to get my ear saved#it was pretty scary because I was the 4rth person in line at the doctors office#and all those people went in the doctor room#but no one came out#turned out that he had a second door in his room that went outside#but those were some stressful ten minutes of waiting#but my ear is happy again and so am I c:3110,00818,049
floccinaucinihilipilificationaSubmitted by chemicaljudehi franzi <3i’m making a patch with squadrick for my friend’s birthday and thought you might like to know that it’s extra hard to embroider scales.(also THANK YOU for making these characters my friend and i adore them.) HE'S SO TINY AND BEAUTIFUL ヽ(´∇`)ノThanks so much for sharing! I'm impressed how you caught the scribble-looking look of the original with the different sized scales and horns in a medium that's so difficult to control! And aaah the scales are so round , how did you do that? Many super tiny stiches? It looks like you put a lot of love and time into this, I'm sure your friend was thrilled! (*^v^*) Your art style makes him look so beautiful and dainty with his pointy and elegant claw! Every dragon would be lucky to hold an adorable claw like that ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡Thanks so much for submitting, it’s really cute and made me very happy! Have a nice day! :)#Submission#platinum-boomerang#AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME#I smell so hard like onions right now#I sort of poked my right ear to death with a qtip#again#and the local doctor is already closed#and on the internet it said put an onion on your ear and it will heal#now I have a hurt ear and smell like onions#I would recommend to not trust the internet on onion related health tips#trust your doctor#our village doctor is pretty cool he once did CPR on a dog#the dog still died but at least he tried I guess#remember those chestnuts I planted last winter? two of them are growing now!! c:#but yesterday when I checked on them they had vine fretters#I brushed them off but know the little trees are looking a little sad#I'm sorry trees#I wonder if they want some onions#but maybe this is just how baby trees look after rain?#I think I'll put the big one in a bigger pot#I wish school would teach us about caring for baby trees#and less latin#submission54013,117
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#of course hermione had great hair in all books#but that yule ball scene was so important to me#I always imagined my prom to be like that#but then it wasn't because I accidently got the most poofy and sparkly dress on purpose#it even had poofy roses#and the hair dresser had tried to do something cool with loose strands of hair hanging out of the main hair#but I was so sweaty in that dress that those loose strands turned into sweat antennas in then minutes#glittery sweat antennas#I was grace#you know the hall we had our prom in is also the hall were our cities anime convention is held in every year#it's a good place#prom was really fun! c:#but I think there is a reason why mother never put up the pictures on the wall#the reason is poofy and sweaty3234,39443,161
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#a quality post after a like 2 week long break#hello friends!! how are you? c:#the new semester has started and it's awesome#I'm taking a course about dogs#it turned out that I cannot actually like use the course but I love it too much to stop#yesterday there was a REAL dog in the class and it ate a pencil and then it made BLEBLEBLE#he is a good boy#and I finally went to the dentist after I forgot my appointmet!#the dentist said that I need to stop brushing my teeth so hard because I sort of brushed away my teeth flesh#I feel like teeth flesh is not the right vocabulary for it#sometimes things are so scary in english#I remember being in grade six and we read a text in our english textbook and it was a story about one kid watching her younger brother#and then the child says to the brother#'Brother! Keep your eyes peeled!'#and the class just#revolted#turned out that this means keep your eyes open#VERY open#it was one of the better stories in the book#the rest were all about that kid coming back from space camp and then she gets bullied because the other kids were jealous#that was never resolved in the next book they just all build a treehouse and then the treehouse fell out of the tree#and they had that pet turtle that was part helicopter and that was never explained#I want to keep my teeth flesh :c#but I also want to clean my teeth with POWER#and they renovated the university libary#I got very lost in the university libary yesterday465,31810,897
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#gendered slurs#sexual language#happy easter time everyone! c:#I remember being so upset about Krum having a buzz cut#but their cool dance with the sticks and the fire made up for it#the butterfly thing was also cool but it would have been better if they had been on fire#when I was in elementary school a kid in my class said they had a pet butterfly but she also said that she had dug it up in the garden so it#probably wasn't true but now she has a horse so I think things worked out for her#I went to sind karaoke with her once but there were not enough microphones so I just sang into my hand pretending that I held one#it did not make it less awkward#I got some bunny stickers for easter to put on things#In the store they looked super cute because they have a little cotton ball glued on their butt#now that I have put the stickers on presents I have noticed that the sticker makers have marked the place to put the cotton balls with a lit#tle dot#but sadly the cotton ball isn't really glued on the dot but a little next to it#what I am saying is that the bunnies are having giant buttholes#happy easter grandma3212,22419,521
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#selfie bee#it's almost time to dye eggs for easter!!#I think I will try to stay to the basics this year because last year I tried to get a super deep colour and left them in the dye too long#which dissolved the eggs shell a little but it was okay you just had to be very nice to them#and the year before that I tried to do a cool gradient and rolled the eggs in ALL THE DIE and it made them all look so dirty and my grandma#was so disgusted#not in a mean way more like worried#'did you meant to do that child'#I said yes because I was ashamed but I think it just confused people more#one time when my mom and dad were young my mom painted an egg for him with nail polish because she wanted to give him a really pretty egg fo#r decoration#and my dad was really happy about his shiny egg#and immediately ate it#and got really sick because the egg was soaked in entire bottle of nailpolish#I think this year they are just giving each other some socks2611,63317,764
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#all this advertising for the new smurfs movie is bringing back so many conflicting memories#do you know those terrible haribo gummy smurfs#our school had a kiosk that sold those#and it was run by middle schoolers#probably to teach us something about economis or something#but in reality we all just dreamed of the power to be in charge of 200 gummy smurfs#so one day I was a middle schooler and the day arrived our class would be running the kiosk#we were split into groups of 3 and every group then had 2 weeks of smurf duty#and it was intense#all the kids just stuck their arms into the kiosk window and screamed for smurfs#but the thing was that we had but the smurf bucket very close to the window#because we didn't really think this through#and one day we noticed we made too little money compared to the smurfs that were missing#and I got so scared#because I had been at the window that day and feared that I had given a kid a smurf without collecting money for it#and with the money we were supposed to go to a class trip#I put 2 Euro extra into the money jar to cover up for the crime but word got around and we had to have a class conference about this and#during the next break out group met up at the kiosk and that one kid Josie just said 'You know that i've been eating the smurfs right'#and another kid then said 'Yeah i've been eating the smurfs too'#turned out that everybody had been eating the smurfs#I wish I could tell you I stayed on the path of truthfulness but in the next break I ate a lollipop before the kiosk opened#at least it wasn't a smurf#and you know what two years later the kiosk was closed and turned into a shop that sold school shirts and stuff#crime ruins everything406,01912,439
floccinaucinihilipilificationa#harry potter#I handed in my last sociology paper ever in today!! I'm free!! :)))))#that means if I pass#but I have researched so many things like for example if you are in germany and a wolf eats your cat you can go to the gouvernment and ask t#o be paid back in natural produces#but you need to proof that it was a wolf#then you get like I dont know#3 potatoes#I don't think any cats have been eaten yet or if the law has been passed yet#but I will let you know if there are any news#I think I'll miss the sociology classes a little it was pretty interesting sometimes and they have the coolest building and one time a nice#girl gave me an orange#it didn't even have pits in it#was a great orange#I have never seen her again after that but in that lecture was also a husky#I got a D in that course#I also missed a dentist appointment this week :c#I thought it was next month but then it wasn't#I haven't been brave enough yet to call the dentist to apologize and make a new one#they have this giant glass wall with orchids at the reception#and it's so threatening#there is also text printed on the orchid saying stuff like#'NEVER FIGHT IS WILL MAKE YOU SAD AND YOU HAVE GOD INSIDE YOU'#they are really good dentists#but I don't trust the orchid#back in the day they just had a drawer and if you were a kid you could get small toy out of it after your appointment#I once got 3 tiny screwdivers#they are amazing#I think I call them monday#I finished the giant coke today and I think my teeth now need all the help they can get243,8229,476
floccinaucinihilipilificationaSubmitted by goblinhomosexualHey so I recently found your blog and it’s amazing I love it and so i made human versions of the dragon bros as well as selfie bee and a lil drawing of fucking nancy as well
sorry I am trash and bad at drawing byeee(>^ω^SO MANY DRAWINGS WHERE DO I START I LOVE THEM ALL ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎Thank you so much for your submission! There are so many cool things! I really love your take on the human dragon bros, in dragon form the two look pretty similar so it must have been difficult to come up with something that is both creative and sitll recognizable. I think you found a great way to do it! With paying so much attention to the details - I really like how the dragons scales are pattern on the shirt and how the scales twirl on Squadricks tail they still look very dragon-y and characters very recognizable. I also love that you weren't afraid to make them look different. I love Chestophers belly sticking out, how cute ♡´・ᴗ・`♡ Nancy and the bee also look super cool . The expressions are 100% spot on while still showing your own style. You have a knack for using very fitting body language for their facial expression. I hope having a knack means the thing I hope it means. I am trying to say that it looks good ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗNo drawing that you enjoyed drawing is bad. It takes courage to post art on the internet since it's something always something personal, so please be proud both of your art and your guts. Also your signature is super cute never change it (*´▽`*)Thanks so much for showing it to me, I hope you have a nice day! C: #AWESOME PEOPLE BEING AWESOME#kitten-with-too-many-ships#this is embarassing but I had to google which one was named squadrick#and I found two dragon bro fanfictions#!!!!!#this is so cool :')#they are full of puns and love#I want to draw them again so much#I'm currently writing a billion papers for university but I hope I'll soon find time to draw more bad puns#thank you for sticking around even if this blog gets a littel quiet sometimes :)#do you remember the 1L 'XXL AMERICAN' canned coke my father got me for christmas?#I started drinking it on Monday#there is still so much inside#and it's so sweet#maybe this is why these papers are still not finished#drinking this can takes up at least 5 hours every day#and yesterday there was this enourmous fly on my desk#and I haven't seen it yet today#I fear#have a nice day everyone c:#submission5281,000