Eric needs you to buy three comics this week, and look at the titles. They look like the names of the parts to an IKEA hydrolic desk chair in the assembly manual, not comic books. STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY COMICS. It’s over, Eric. Just pull the brakes.

Aug 5, 2026 · 5:58 PM UTC

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Correct me if I am wrong but shouldn't a title usually give some indication of what is happening on the inside or the quality of the character; Cyber-Frog, Batman, SuperMan, Howard the Duck, Green Lantern. The only one that might fit this is roncop. I assume its a guy named ron who is a cop, salvage is a verb, and I have no clue what a Fonttainto is.
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Ripperverse does have really bad naming conventions. No title has ever been catchy enough to even tickle my curiosity.
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I am way behind on this beef. A summary somewhere would be nice.
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Are titles THAT hard to come up with? Every one coming from rippaverse sounds so bad.
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Do t pump the brakes please keep going… oh wait he does the opposite of why you say. Ahhhhh okok
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Did we ever find out what a Roncop is?
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RonCop, inventor of the Pocket Policeman.
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How would you even pitch the Rippaverse to a studio (which is what Eric desperately wants to do)?
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Fontaino. 😂😂😂
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He names his Dildos.
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💀
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I refuse to believe that humans are involved in writing this shit.
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RonCop!?
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