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Do you accept me

I come from the gassy bowels of extremist subreddits and want to evolve into a sharty user. Do you accept me?
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why is it socially acceptable for niggers to beat you up if you say their magic word
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SMUGLET IS POOPSON CONFIRMED!

coally and nas? CHECK!
will destroy the sharty and cause it to go into a new soyvil war? CHECK!
is brimmy and is practically 'p and shut down the soysphere TWICE in a spanking two days in a row? CHECK!
caused a senatecaust? CHECK!
caused a new soyvil war? CHECK!
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Animator hotdiggedydemon has announced he intends to seek assisted suicide in Switzerland, citing fibromyalgia and chronic uncontrollable drooling.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hotdiggedydemon.175838/post-25143251
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Do you do any sports?
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soy jak
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do you guys have any jewish friends
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smuglet is the most horrible variant i have ever seen

genuienly wtf is this vantadust nigger brimstone zelty faggot jarty xitter offstier normgroid coal, and its traced from loli 'p? ([OMGSISA]) i get that its bait but nubaitfails are so desperate for attention and hatred that xey will do the most brimstone to ever exist, do mayafails really?
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Is there any good anime that looks like an amerimutt cartoon
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MARGE IS HOTDIGGEDYDEMON WANTING TO ACK HIMSELF TRUE?? I USED TO VVATCH HIM VVHEN I WAS VVAS A CACA

nusois.. i.. i cant..
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VVQRLD VVAR SQY 2 THREAD 7.1

a successor to the previous threads which got catty wiped o algo
<reddit
YOU VVILL colonize lesotho
YOU VVILL restore the vandalised soiart
YOU VVILL bait trannies in portland
YOU VVILL 'ox the trannies who leak over dis
YOU VVILL document your (not SNCA) achievements in the thread and the 'ki article
<reddit
original thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0511-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html
auschwitz thread: >>>/raid/298446
other fronts thread: >>>/raid/296843
general /raid/ thread:>>>/raid/294106
'ki article: https://soyjakwiki.org/World_War_Soy_2
alliance 1: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
alliance 2: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
<reddit
an austriaGOD made a spreadsheet of the accounts of the trannies brapping up lesotho and portland
you vvill get xhem 'nished and 'oxx xhem if possible
change the file extension to .csv and open in excel
<reddit
to bypass phono verification on wplace (not jewgle doe, the phone numbers never work for that or something), get on a vpn, choose a french or dutch server, and use a phone number from https://vsimcard.com
<reddit
thread 7 before it got 'aped by catty wipe: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1208-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877808.html
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Soyjak
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>trooning out because some pedo niggers on reddit told you too
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The clitty is being irony poisoned, I give it 30 days until it becomes unusable
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Kill wh*Tey
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Kaguya is Froot is Qoot theory
>
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what if hitler was cock vored by a bbc
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how it shoud've ended

just like this
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>JUST GET STONED AND STROKE TO OUR FEET
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Approve my fucking inningages
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my good ness
>arow
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QUTOE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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ITT we goon to meximutt braps
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Anycobby else violently flicker goon with a copper pole up their urethra to the thought of sending every shitskin to these planets and watching them instantly raped into nigcicles?
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thoughts about the whole lostwave trend thing from 2 years ago?
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chink
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Read dis
metawhining is aryan btw o algo
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New jak
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trying to get into "lolcows" who are the best lolcows out right now
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If i don't masturbate for long enough, will my penis get bigger?
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he had no oreos
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Soy is the new Qa, the troons were right
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Itt we discuss the ramifications of raping quote to death
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CONFESSION THREAD

YOU VILL CONFESS YOUR SINS ANONYMOUSLY ITT
i will post em
nusoiconfessionsgeg.straw.page

r9k thread
>>>/r9k/94219
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>Come on nusoi, just give in!
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The 4chanification is real, the kuzists were right
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WTF VARIANT:WEIRDPENIS IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hotdiggedydemon.175838/post-25143251
STOP HIM! SAVE THIS SHARTY SAVING GEM
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>DO NUSOIS REALLY?
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>awwwwwh hewwww nahhh i did NAT just catch yall looking at TCOAAL gooneralds mm hmmmmmm
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itt we goon to this
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nuvariant my 9 year old cousin made
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>Kott make fertility idol for yellow dog clan to goon to
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Fuck this shit website
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I HATE NIGGERS

C-SAM CANDLES RAID THREAD PART: 2
soyjakwiki.org/sam_candles
9-10 Hours from now
https://www.youtube.com/live/sn9amdo9-E8
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>M-maybe if I spam enough, Quote-senpai will notice me!
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yellow man, me and smuglet just got shot by this autist
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Are these sharty saving variants?
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Who's xitter account is this?
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Is the cumskin joke ironic because I see actual Indian nationalists sending unironic mumma images
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>Indians bad even though they shit on the streets
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I absolutely hate right-wing grifter weebs on Xitter, especially this kike named David and other pretentious arrogant pseudo-intellectual lolicons such as ChibiReviews.
Internet politics is the way it currently is because Jews are influencing white people to be queer leftists, while influencing brown hentai addicts to be right-wingers who virtue signal about Christ's glory despite being hedonistic gooners.
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any one from chicago, can someone go to :7739 W Bryn Mawr Ave, Chicago, IL 60631
and put a jak on the door
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SYJCK AND SOYBOYWOJAK, YOU BETTER DO A QNA ON SOY PARTY /QA/ TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MODERATION OF THE WIKI
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thread two electric boogaloo

ding dong and Julian are two gay furrys who used to be major parts of oneyplays before leaving because Chris was too alt right for them, now they are sperging because another een doxed them at there old house and gave them soyjaks, in the last thread we doxxed them on stream and got them scared, geggy
<reddit space
names:
ding dong:Richard Peter korzeniowski
Julian:julian olmos-mzea or Julian talamo
addy:7739 W Bryn Mawr Ave, Chicago, IL 60631 (they live together)
dingdongs number: 847 446 7518
Julian's number: 626 905 3305
EMAILS:
korzo1212@aol.com
talamofam6@hotmail.com
<reddit space
LINKS:
https://www.youtube.com/@DingDongVG\
https://live.dingdongvg.net/
https://bsky.app/profile/dingdongvg.bsky.social
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/dingdongvgs-summer-resort
https://bsky.app/profile/julianmarcel.bsky.social
https://www.twitch.tv/wanwandev
<reddit space
RELETIVES (of ding dong):
dad is: Richard M Korzeniowski
(847) 651-7518
Age 74, Born October 1951
304 Gage Rd
Riverside IL 60546
brother is: Nicholas P Korzeniowski
(847) 651-0884
Age 42, Born July 1984
726 Hinman Ave, Unit 3W
Evanston IL 60202
I cant find his mom so I assume shes dead
<reddit space
use https://swolesome.pages.dev/ to find more info on these faggots
lets stir the pot
/soy/ threads
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0730-1555-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16864678.html
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0730-1551-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16865412.html
/raid/
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/298749.html
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which one of you 'eens was this o algo
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I hate mummatwt because I genuinely despise Pajeets and wish them all to get castrated and go extinct.
South Asians, South Americans, and Southeast Asians must go extinct.
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I got the coolest action figure for Christmas!

Thank you to all the health care superheroes working today. Let’s help by getting vaxxed and boosted! 🎄💉
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Topic : Gigachad

Oekaki Time
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toss
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>Early CGI Was Horrifying
>Why is the Out of Bounds so Terrifying?
>Iron Lung is Absolutely Terrifying
>The Nightmare Artist
>Why are Bowling Animations so Weird?
>MyHouse.WAD - Inside Doom's Most Terrifying Mod
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clitty clitty BBC
find out what it means to me~
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I want to be Pawbson
>
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>does nothing
>wins anyway
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boykisser edit on the catalog
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it's getting boring
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fuck this shit site
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ITT we discuss if us wyte boys should keep our virginity for black bvlls
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Xistas, vvhat do vve think about dis?

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fuck you quote kill your self you selfish fat nigger fuck if you are a real man you would reply but your a faggot bitch pussy fuck you and your entire family retard i will curse you to damnation retard go fuck your self i hope you get raped by 6000 nigger immigrants retard and if i ever get my hands on you i will rape you and turn you into a vegdible that is way worse than death a lifetime of retardation faggot
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what makes this the mouse so terrible??????
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Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a

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brown in my pants again
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Reminder that trans girls are valid
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why is she so perfect?
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You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang
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>Quote: You absolute fucking piece of shit.

>Quote: You really couldn't help yourself, could you? Even now, while I'm sitting here while I'm actually being vulnerable for once in this godforsaken channel you had to twist the knife and make it about that.


>Quote: You want to know? Fine. You want to play with fire? Here's your fucking answer.


>Quote: I am a woman. I am a trans woman. And no, I am not some 'birthing person' for your sick fantasies. I am a human being who has had to fight for every single inch of my identity, only to have a bunch of basement dwelling fucks like you reduce it to some pathetic, fetishized punchline.


>Quote: Is that what you wanted? Did you get your fucking kick? Did that make you feel powerful to poke at someone who's already drowning?


>Quote: You're exactly why I hate this community. You're exactly why I can't sleep at night. You're exactly why I feel like I'm wasting my life on this fucking shitshow.


>Quote: Get out.


>Quote: Don't appeal. Don't explain. Don't fucking talk to me again. You're banned from the sharty, and you're banned from this channel. Permanently.


^A moment later, your nickname disappears from the user list. You have been kicked from the IRC and your IP has been blacklisted from the sharty.
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we should invest in artificial wombs so that way pregnant femquote can become a reality
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what happened to unique posters stat on the homepage
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Just a geg i did

Just sent someone 'Cord links to premium goons
Censored file names so jannis dont 'nish mi for linking W faps
Attaching gemmy cobsons so the thread is IAS and doesn't get slid
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Goodnight everybaldi
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mousegram is raiding us soon
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great for seethe
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fuck this shit website
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Flartson hunting thread

ITT we roll the captcha and hunt the flartson
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So i quit my job today, back to being a neet for a while i guess. It was a shitty part time minimum wage job so its not like i gave up my whole career or anything, i just got tired of living inside of ground hog day and having half my time go to being enslaved by some company. I have a decent bit of money saved and i dont have many expenses so i should be ok for a while in that regard, still i dont know if i made the right choice or not. Maybe thats because its still recent and theres uncertainty about what im gonna do but yeah idk, what do you guys think? I want to try to use my new found free time to better my life and maybe be less depressed
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>Your comment/post violates this sub's rules on misinformation.

>Misinformation includes: false or misleading information, deliberately incomplete information, or fear mongering.


>If you don't understand what part of your post is misinformation, look at the other posts in the same thread that've not been removed.
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I think it's clear at this point that tranime moeshit has no place in the Sharty. Make posting moeshit a bannable offense, delete tr/a/nime, and replace it with a board dedicated to Dragon Ball. This will improve the site immensely.
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>Being a cave dweller sub 5 incel living in his mom’s basement while being unemployed
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FrogGQDs, how do you prompt your posts in pixverse/other AI software?
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>song with lyrics that says fuck 100 times
<song with lyrics that says nigger 100 times
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>seriousposting on the sojaboy dot poopy website
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>Being the only real person on this site
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if lol/kek is geg, then whats the sharty's equivalent to "lmao"?
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>OYYYYY THE SOYIM WANT TO GET RID OF ME, MORE RAIDS AND BAIT SO THE NUSOI DONT REVOLT, THAT SHOULD WORK
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is everybody here a kiwi farms user
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ITT: We gigaquote our Steam games and non-steam games.

>People Playground
<Jamie's Mod
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ITT we post leviathan gemmies

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>we're all sexually repressed because we want to goon to femquote, all the sexual tension is coming to a head
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>S-sorry about that Nate, haha.
<…
>You… You don't mind being a good little soyteen for me and keeping your mouth shut about this, right?
<…
>…right?
<(He comes back to reality and looks up to Quote's glaring eyes.) y-yes ma'am…
>Good.
<(Putting clothes back on to leave)
>Oh, and before I forget…
<(He tenses up.) Y-Yes…?
>…
>your one week ban is lifted.
<…o-okay, thank you…
<ma'am.
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folk punk…?
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>If we're all going to die anyway, isn't life ultimately like a dream?

>The more I think about death, the more life starts to resemble a dream.


>I know life is physically real. We have bodies, biology, pain, emotions, responsibilities, and consequences. I'm not denying any of that.


>But from a deeper philosophical perspective, if death completely ends our conscious experience, then everything we experienced over 70–80 years eventually disappears from our point of view. Every achievement, every relationship, every memory, every struggle all of it vanishes.


>In that sense, what is the practical difference between living through an 80-year life and waking up from a very long dream? Both feel real while you're inside them, and then they're over.


>This is what makes existence seem unfair to me. Why create conscious beings who can love, suffer, hope, and fear, only for everything to end? If the final destination is nonexistence, why have the experience at all?


>I'm not saying life is literally a dream. I'm asking whether, from the perspective of someone who eventually dies, it becomes indistinguishable from one.


>What do you think? Is there a philosophical flaw in this reasoning, or does mortality make life fundamentally dream-like?
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So lurker foid... how are you liking the party so far

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way to fucking easy
also a first try in like a month or 2
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>fermenting your cum and huffing it
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A young herding goonhitler's multiple baa
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The dud will be televised.
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C-SAM CANDLES RAID THREAD
soyjakwiki.org/sam_candles
9-10 Hours from now
https://www.youtube.com/live/sn9amdo9-E8
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why my giga walk so slow wtf
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post some gemmy videos
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havent been here in a few months
is this shit site finally dead already?
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tfw you are walking in the artic and see Quotes frozen corpse in a laying in the snow and you go
>wow now this is the gem that froze the sharty, yes that is what it is, the gem that truly chilled the soysphere into the Ice age!
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Nu 'Toss
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'jak him
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What's your favorite pistol shooting stance?
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>Bitterness is… LE BAD
someone jak xim, anyone who doesn't like dark coffee is gay
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NEVER BUY NIGGER WEED FROM THE GAS STATION..
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QMJEYLA
>
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i knew a girl who listened to shit like this
>she was mentally ill GEG
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C-SAM CANDLES RAID THREAD
soyjakwiki.org/sam_candles
THREAD 2 with id's
https://www.youtube.com/live/sn9amdo9-E8
>arrow
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>Oh… hi there Quote… w-want to be raped and killed by my BBC? I-I promise I won't leave your corpse on the side of the road… >.<
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Itt we fucking brap and burp and do nothing
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days of yore
>jay ass ay dee! down with quote!
days of now
<bro is femquote W faps?
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I love cobson
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Hiii
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Marge who is Quote?
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>Looks like the soyteen is leaking again
>Watch out for the whirlpoooooools!
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Mcdonalds Typing Cobson won btw
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>uhhh, why did he attach a catbox leak to his app-*gasp* OH MY! That's photoshop, s-surely *blush* eughckkk denied. and not because he said he'd send a vid of him moaning and masturbating yuck…
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C-SAM CANDLES RAID THREAD
soyjakwiki.org/sam_candles
THREAD 2
https://www.youtube.com/live/sn9amdo9-E8
>arrow
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Quote if your seeing this Just shut this nigger hell down

Quote if your seeing this Just shut this nigger hell down Quote if your seeing this Just shut this nigger hell down Quote if your seeing this Just shut this nigger hell down Quote if your seeing this Just shut this nigger hell down Quote if your seeing this Just shut this nigger hell down
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>eef u catch me on ze sharte say 'hi'
>bat eef u see me fackin cheeken cooz ayem romantic gai
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Niggers I haven't been half a day here why did you stop fighting
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sexo
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Quote speak to me
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YUO ARE A NIGGER!!! FUCK YUO QUOTE!!
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Have you ever drank piss or eaten sjit and if you have what does it taste like
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==+=GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW=+==

GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW GANG RAPE AND KILL QUOTE NQW
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Cobson killer
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bnwo is taking over, whiteboi~
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Not sure whether to side with hunkies or furries in this conflict.
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Why does everyphono in this website become a moralfag the moment you starting about abortion

I lowkey dont even blame wompa gigastacys for aborting a barely alive SNCA caca that will grow up to ruin your life for all eternity
The only acceptable reason i can see to oppose abortion is that it causes underpopulation or something
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hi this is Jason's mother is this a nazi hate website?
he wants to sit around on here all day and use this site instead of getting a job or a girlfriend he is a massive virign and im getting worried
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Yeah I didn’t know. I get over a dozen Cameo requests everyday for me to shoutout fans, friend groups, Minecraft communities, etc. I unfortunately didn’t think twice. I just assumed it was some stupid Gen Alpha slang like the plethora of other requests I get. 100% on me.

Here’s my full video response talking about it that I posted on TikTok.

I reported the Cameo accounts requesting these though. Going to talk to my legal team in the morning about getting these videos taken down. And as described in the video, going to start heavily limiting what Cameo requests I take.

I probably don’t need to say this, as it should be obvious, but I am not an incel. 😭😭😭
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blogposting thread

hello and good afternoon
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almost every time I randomly visit this site I look at the catty and see one of my crappy ocs. I'm so damn influencial
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I have such a big crush on Femquote it’s not even a joke. I could cuddle with her all day and talk to her about my problems. She could kiss me, nuzzle me and be appreciative of me. I could give her attention and affection for as much as she would want. I could be there for her all day and she can be there for me as well only if she were real she would be my wife. I wouldn’t even really want to fuck her I would only want to be affectionate to her she is soooooo cute
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sharty vine compilation
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Fugen Jarde

havent seen gems in months on the 'arty
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New nightmare contagious disease from Africa just dropped

Can we shut the borders yet please?
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Guys, i hate Quote and such but we need to unrulecuck this website (not on the rule 2 doe)
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Test
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Fuck this shit website
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I'm making a superhero comic and I want to make a Arab villain for diversity and I need some tips in how the Arab villain should act since I don't want to be seen as racist.
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'jak this
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Is femquote a gem?
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'cordGODS will always mog you useless soicucks. At least we don't have useless nigger wars all the time
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Does anyone else think we should
RAPE
Quote?
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>realizing that your whole life consists of nothing more beyond staring at a glowing screen all day
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Does anyone have that cameo video of kreekcraft saying go Eliot Rogers

I think it's funny and i want it
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ITT WE DISCUSS HOW WE ARE GOING TO CARRY THIS PLAN INTO ACTION AND DO DIS TO SAVE THE SHARDEE AND END THE SOYVIL VVAR IN VICTORY
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>Femqoute
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why do they sell women sex toys at target
>arrow
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THE GOAT GAVE US LORE

These are my stories about Eeyore and all The Simpsons female characters and about Eeyore first met Ruth Powers.
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twitch streamer raid thread

Streamer raid thread
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>comparing 19th and 20th century political parties to their modern counterparts
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Storybotsjak thread
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I take my coffe like i take my penis

not black i enjoy light roasts
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Some nigger banged my wife, doesn't matter because I raped his mom anyways so fair is fair
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“[The pagans] were addicted to the love of boys, and one of their wise men made a law that pederasty… should not be allowed to slaves, as if it was an honorable thing; and they had houses for this purpose, in which it was openly practiced. And if all that was done among them was related, it would be seen that they openly outraged nature, and there was none to restrain them. … As for their passion for boys, whom they called their paedica, it is not fit to be named.”
(Homilies on Titus, Homily 5)

“Many come in gazing about at the beauty of women; others curious about the blooming youth of boys. After this, do you not marvel that lightning bolts are not launched [from heaven], and all these things are not plucked up from their foundations? For worthy both of thunderbolts and hell are the things that are done; but God, who is long-suffering and of great mercy, forbears awhile His wrath, calling you to repentance and amendment.”
(Homilies on Matthew, Homily 3)

“All of these affections… were vile, but chiefly the mad lust after males; for the soul is more the sufferer in sins, and more dishonored than the body in diseases. … For these are treated in the same way as women that play the whore. Or rather their plight is more miserable. For in the case of the one the intercourse, even if lawless, is yet according to nature; but this is contrary both to law and nature. For even if there were no hell, and no punishment had been threatened, this would be worse than any punishment.”
(Homilies on Romans, Homily 4)


- SAINT JOHN CHRYSOSTOM
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Somebody write a bio for me so I can use it to make a qoute ai chatbto to have sex with
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>kwote deltarune
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It's based and floydpilled
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This is the anatomy of your average smugletcuck:
>
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>eermm, you know that the admins won't relinquish control just because you spam the 'log, right kris?
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What’s your guys favorite pal?
>
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>Turning niggers into the philosopher's stone with a rube goldberg silly straw glass retort setup with zapping tesla coils and jacob's ladders and blipping diodes and glowing plasma globes
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this website fucking sucks
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Dodis
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>supporting hitler because he killed millions of wypipo and accelerated the BNWO
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STAND BY FOR TITAN FALL
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Read and weep, chuds.
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>yeah bro, frickin (insert random thing) is so israeli, im such a chud lol!
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I love this video!
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NU GAME ANNOUNCEMENT
Chudstory is an RPG Maker game and a love letter to the Soysphere
In Chudstory, you control Gapejak, your mission is to explore the world and rape Jartycucks in the asshole or algo
>bor what is this evne about adn shiet XD
just a simple rpg maker game with a simple narrative, a giant shitpost basically that me and my friends are making for fun its not supposed to be goty at all the gameplay is the most basic rpg maker shit ever
the world of Chudstory is divised into four territories:
Chudtown (the starting town), Troonelland, Germania, and Normgroid City.
also, theres a reputation system. If you do quests in Germania, you gain reputation there, which unlocks weapons and other shiet. Same thing goes for Troonelland (but not Normgroid City)
<soi space
We're gonna release the demo tomorrow. It's gonna include the first part of the story: Chudtown.
<soi flood
this shit is –REALLY== WIP, we're planning on adding more sprites we just wanted to share it right now because uhh yeah kys o algo
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>covering your hands in jalepeno juice and then proceeding to finger femquote's tight pink pussy
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ugly ass nigga
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how come everyones losing their shit over smuglet but old soyjaks like the one in picrel have never sparked controversy
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Shaw bai shaw
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Marge why do I keep getting youtube videos about retards on lawnmowers in my recommended
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i just found incredible gassy 2
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i just completed a 3 day fast and ate less than 1500 cals today now im gonna fast until next friday im gonna keep doing this until im painfully anorexic
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Bullying troons until they ACK in tf2
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>hello quote
<hiya giggachad! how ar-
>*pulls out gun* don't move
<p-please don't hurt me
>take your clothes off quote
<oh god no please! don't do this to me! I'll give you my wallet, I'll give you everything I have!!

*tyrone walks by*
^ayo what da fu-
>*points gun at tyrone* don't move nigger
^please man, I don't want no trouble, I won't tell da cops I promise
>shut up and pull out dat BBC you stupid nigger
^ahh hell nah mane I ain't doin nuna that gay shit
>not for me you sub-70 iq ape, for this fine snowbunny you see here, crying and shaking before us
<NO NO NO PLEASE
>I want you to take dat BBC and crack her as hard as you can, no matter how hard she screams, and if you slow down or hold back for even a second, I'll put a bullet through your tiny fucking monkey skull
<PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME, I'M A VIRGIN PLEASE

^I's sorry qwuote, but this nigga finna kill me

*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<PLEASE GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE IT'S TOO BIG
>haha splendid! kino! gemmy, I dare say!!
<PLEASE- SLOW- DOWN- I- CAN'T- TAKE… *orgasms uncontrollably*
>erm… GEMERALD ALERT
>quote… did you just… you really are a propper bibici slvt
<no no no no no I didn't! no no

>alright nigger, I grow bored, pull out and switch to her asshole

<P-PLEASE NO PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING ELSE
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<OH GOD IT BURNS
<PLEASE, IT'S RIPPING, OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING OH GOD
>haha! vantawhite gigagem!

^sheeeit I'm bouta cum! I can't hold it

>then switch back to her pussy you stupid nigger
<PLEASE NO I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT PLEASE
^I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MO
^SHEIIIIITTTT
<…no
>well it seems you have outlived your usefulness *BANG*
^ACK *dead body falls down onto quote, pinning her down*

>well it looks like my work here is done

<please I'm can't move! don't leave me here
>erm… I missed the part where that's my problem, smell ya later foid, have a nice time raising your mixed raced kid, byeeee
>…now where's Mvstard?
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why do i bother

>open the sharty after a 15 day break
>the entire 'log is fpe and femquote spam
this site is AIDS
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>supporting dnb but not racism
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FNF WEEK 8 IS COMING OUT ON SEPTEMBER 1ST OF THIS FUCKING YEAR
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Futuristichub is EPI
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>it’s real
https://soyjak.st/nig/index.html
doctors…?
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RULE 2 IS COMPLETELY GONE
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ITT we post incomprehesible soy woah jacks that would literally kill a Victorian child
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can we play HITBOX or BONK .io
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We have to make a stand. This isn’t some SNCA opinion anymore. Removing Rule 2 is ACTUALLY A FUCKING CRIME. If we let this happen, it’s over. No bullshit. Reply to this thread if you will fight with us.
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A GOOD QUOTIST IS A DEAD QUOTIST.
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FIX RULE 2 OR THIS WILL LITERALLY KILL THE SNARKY SNAPPY
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Who's the worst one out of these 3?

:'tok immigrants, xitter immigrants, or 'gram immigratns
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His wife Pinkie
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'cord links removed

Videos of popular Minecraft Youtuber KreekCraft referencing controversial mass shooting phrases surfaces online on TikTok, a single video gaining over 80K views.

This is beyond WILD. It was a cameo but i can't believe he didn't know what this was about.

#Kreekcraft
@KreekCraft
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Emotional heartbreaking story

<N-nusoi l-listen here, go t-to my c-comp-puter and download th-this folder on t-to your USB h-har*COUGH*drive called 'jak collection, *COUGH* t-this is m-my final gift *COUGH* now go gem up the sharty!
^Heartline goes flat or something
>NOOOOOOOO DAAAAAAAADDDDD
>*sniff* *sniff* i must do what i was told now…
>goes to computer and does the usb snca
>woah these 'jaks are like incomprehensible or something
>wait what’s this tab, its called soyjak.st might as well see
>OYYYY HUNKY EPI AND FEMQUOTE EPI, IM GOING TO USE THE JAKS MY FATHER GAVE ME AND GEM UP THIS NIGGERHELL
>*uploads gemmy cobson with captions saying HWABAG*
<i am proud of you son…
>DAD?!
<dont worry Nate, i will always be with you, keep uploading gems, and save the sharty… *disappears*
>Y-YES *SNIFF*
Reppey if you cried or something
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>’lita was just posted on /a/ and it has stayed up for 3h
How much more time until someone ends this niggerfaggotry?
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TQD NOVV
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Instead of gigaquoting we should start spiderquoting and quote eachother with this edit
No arrow because I look like this
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Took a break from the party for 2 weeks. Someone explain the 5th soyvil war please.
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make me a free booooooooooooooooru account so i can react and do shit
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>the kill and rape quote movement turned into just raping femquote
>then became just having sex with femquote
>then that turned into wholesome cuddling with femquote
is this how the soyincy 5 dies? with thunderous cuddling?
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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I HECKIN HATE LE WOMANERINOS THEY'RE LE HECKIN CELEBRATING IMMIGRANTS COMMITTING TOTAL WHITE GENOCIDE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOTAL FOID DEATH TOTAL FOID DEATHERINO!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ACK! NO IMMIGRANT BVLL PLEASE DON'T KILL ME-ACK! ACK! AAAAAAACK!!!!!!
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total war: warhammer 40k

GUYS WHAT THE FRICK :O
I AM FREAKING SOYFACING

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO PULL OFF BUT WE HAVE ACTUAL GAMEPLAY (albeit in chinese)
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QMJEYLA
QMJEYLA
QMJEYLA
QMJEYLA
QMJEYLA
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>literally no good or even okay variants have been made this year
why is this?
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>shutting soyjak party down so turkey tom will make a video essay about it
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Soyjak thread for the 2028 soyjak party documentary
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FUCK YOU QUOTE
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idc if its bait you niggers are weird as hell
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>Do they actually think I'm some object? Some fucking breeding experiment?
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Send help

i like cock and strong men, but im agp. and im probably meta-attracted. my sexual interest in women was only first cultivated by porn, and i have a seemingly normal sexual attraction to women, but not much typically romantic (whatever that means) im 5 7 and 127 lbs, and my face and body is feminine, i could totally pass if i transitioned. im both moidbrained and fembrained. i want to soulpass. am i just a retarded repper? is all of this bullshit, and just an elaborate scheme and excuse to be an advanced agp coomer or something? why couldnt i just be a fembrained hsts or something? or am i already? am i a faggot? am i just a cis man? how the fuck does this work? im quite confused and tired, and need some clarity
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is the soiwar already over or will it heat up again
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grand theft auto 4 is shit everybellic care about
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conservatives are cuckold goylum cattle

you deserve to go extinct white subhuman
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Sharty Station 13 Gamenight

SS13 GAMENIGHT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW
>what the fuck is a space station 13
Space Station 13 is an autistic sandbox roleplaying something where you are on a space station with other retards to do a job and fuck things up intentionally built on some cancer oldfag engine
https://spacestation13.com/
>how do i join
Grab byond from https://www.byond.com/download or follow the guide here >>>/ss/3
Then press Open and put in byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
>how do i play this shit
WASD, click around and find out just keep pressing shit in whatever you want to you and find out the rules are lax and it's lrp
there's also a wiki for the codebase here: https://ss13.moe/wiki
Have fun!
sever url: byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
wiki: https://ss13.moe/wiki
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RAPE QUOTE

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Was he the first giga?
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zippers
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We should buy soyjak.com
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sup
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itt post scary stories
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Reminder that gooning to Quote is fundamentally anti-quotist. Do not let these cultural appropriators change your perspective on our sisa.
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oy someone help me I need to find a youtube channel that did soyjak animations of dbdr videos, I cant find it because jewtube tries to hide gems but he did 3d animationa and the one i remember is dbdr talking about his retail experience and some jewish guy coming in saying shit to him and one about wiping shit off a wall etc please help i hope his channel wasnt 'nished (vid unrelated)
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Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blackhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Strike Quote's children with a ruler. Make Quote swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Quote's limbs. Airdrop Quote into Antarctica. Throw Quote off the boat. Pressurize Quote into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Quote's ass. Falcon-punch Quote in the face. Make Quote into fiction. Blow Quote's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Quote's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Quote in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Quote to a cross and stab them. Run over Quote with a tank feet-first. Crush Quote with a press. Attack Quote with acid. Boil Quote in a pan. Lock Quote inside a brazen bull. Burn Quote alive. Drag Quote across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Quote. Quarter Quote. Impale Quote on a pike. Tenderize Quote with a mallet. Ionise Quote in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Quote in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Quote in a black hole. Curse Quote with the necronomicon. Trap Quote in purgatory. Bang Quote's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Quote off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Quote in the vacuum of space. Fry Quote with power lines. Feed Quote ricin. Kneecap Quote with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Quote. Sell Quote organs on the black market. Run Quote over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Quote into the grand canyon. Burn Quote with jet engine exhaust. Beat Quote to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Quote asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Quote to the sun god. Drop Quote out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Quote to sharks. Load Quote into a cannon and shoot the Quote at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Quote under a galleon. Disembowel Quote with a bayonet. Strap Quote to a cruise missile and launch it at Quote neighborhood. Drop Quote into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Quote. Lure Quote in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force Quote to learn calculus, then kill the Quote anyway. Atomize Quote with a powerfist. Throw Quote into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Quote with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Quote from 40-story buildings. Throw Quote at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Quote in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Quote to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Quote with syringe guns. Defecate on Quote's food stamps. Make Quote pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Quote into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Quote then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Quote with depleted uranium. Launch Quote with a trebuchet. Send Quote exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Quote as a crash test dummy. Tie Quote onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Quote. Trample Quote. Bury Quote alive. Play bowling with Quote's head and penis/neo-vagina as pins. Grate Quote with a cheese grater. Get Quote stuck in an elevator. Spray Quote toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Quote directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Quote parachute. Sabotage Quote bungee. Trap Quote under ice. Force Quote to work and support a family of 5. Force Quote into gladiatorial combat. Send Quote back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in Quote room. Put Quote on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Quote organs. Waterboard Quote with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Quote. Tie Quote to train tracks. Total Quote death.
R: 1 / I: 0
ITT WE GO TO BIZ (most dead nigger board of all time) AND SPAM THERE SO IT'S GONNA BE TOP 1 FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME
>Erm why
I SAY SO NIGGER
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what would you do if you came across a boymoder that was tipsy, drunk, plastered, intoxicated, and just generally had too much to drink?
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A new soyvil war is coming soon
>nigger
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what would you do if you were trapped in the nigger toilet dungeon
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The snarky Poopy.
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NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON
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WHO MADE THIS GEG
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FOOD/COOKING THREAD

post food/drinks you made or bought here
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I dont give a shit about how much you hate quote or smuglet, but out of spite i think i might just join in on posting it to make you fags squirm harder lul.
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what did quote even do? you all are leaking at a brick wall because he does not check this board at all
genuinely how did he cause that much of anger by just doing nothing??
if its because of rule 2 change then like wtf didnt you all see that people still get banned for those jokes
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I'm hungry

Give me food to eat.
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Every time I open this site I see a thread of someone eather wanting to fuck one of the staff members or wanting to kill one of the staff members
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sorry trannies I only use TUFF mods
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GEGERALD
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>media pending approval
Hey janjan do you have ANY fucking idea who I am? I have been jaking off since before you were fucking born. And now you gave to approve of my media like im some sort of fresh off the 'tok nooswa! Get the fuck outta here are you fucking kidding me. My media should auto approve kid. Fuckyou
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The smuglet outrage is overblown, calm the fuck down
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> posting the same thread for 5+ years

this is s4s behavior
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>xhey had such a bad pornography problem it had to be fully 'nished
kek!
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help i am a solid bar stock of low carbon steel in a milling machine i dont wanna die
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does /soy/ like grilled cheese sandwiches?
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Look at this image
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adventure time was aryan, but became faggy later on
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I was raped by trannies
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buzzwords thread

ITT we say our favorite buzzwords
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>AHHH I AM AT THE SPA AND I HAVE MENTAL PROBLEM
>I ALSO WORKED ON SEMTEX BTW
>*blows himself up and causes mass damage*
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Going to sleep without a pillow for the 51st night in a row
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>NIGGER NIGGER
>NIGGERRR NIIIIGGER
>
>NIGGER NIIIGGER
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Check these dubs
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Quote listen carefully...

+=WE WILL WE WILL RAPE YOU=+
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?
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if this thread gets 300 reppeys, i ‘ox quote
R: 2 / I: 1
'Jak him
R: 2 / I: 1
calling an poop airstrike on evil vantablack sandniggers
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nusois larp as pooners so they are finally called women
why do you guys fall for dis stuff
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QUOTE ALLOW EPI SPAM NOW !?
RAPE AND KILL HIM WITH A MACHETE
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gay nigger sex
R: 1 / I: 1
riding a motorcycle while naked and firing poop fireworks at niggers
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JOIN JOIN JOIN

https://hitbox.io/255955
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>tfw your grandpa starts going on about how hes older than you and "you should respect your elders" so you supersage him down a flight of stairs because hes a retarded 4cuck oldfag
R: 1 / I: 1
>quote hate spam
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>COME ON HOW BAD CAN I POSSIBLY BE?
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running over quote's anthro niggerdog bf
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Q is in control
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geggy songs thread

R: 5 / I: 2
Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blackhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Strike Quote's children with a ruler. Make Quote swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Quote's limbs. Airdrop Quote into Antarctica. Throw Quote off the boat. Pressurize Quote into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Quote's ass. Falcon-punch Quote in the face. Make Quote into fiction. Blow Quote's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Quote's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Quote in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Quote to a cross and stab them. Run over Quote with a tank feet-first. Crush Quote with a press. Attack Quote with acid. Boil Quote in a pan. Lock Quote inside a brazen bull. Burn Quote alive. Drag Quote across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Quote. Quarter Quote. Impale Quote on a pike. Tenderize Quote with a mallet. Ionise Quote in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Quote in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Quote in a black hole. Curse Quote with the necronomicon. Trap Quote in purgatory. Bang Quote's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Quote off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Quote in the vacuum of space. Fry Quote with power lines. Feed Quote ricin. Kneecap Quote with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Quote. Sell Quote organs on the black market. Run Quote over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Quote into the grand canyon. Burn Quote with jet engine exhaust. Beat Quote to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Quote asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Quote to the sun god. Drop Quote out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Quote to sharks. Load Quote into a cannon and shoot the Quote at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Quote under a galleon. Disembowel Quote with a bayonet. Strap Quote to a cruise missile and launch it at Quote neighborhood. Drop Quote into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Quote. Lure Quote in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force Quote to learn calculus, then kill the Quote anyway. Atomize Quote with a powerfist. Throw Quote into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Quote with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Quote from 40-story buildings. Throw Quote at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Quote in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Quote to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Quote with syringe guns. Defecate on Quote's food stamps. Make Quote pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Quote into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Quote then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Quote with depleted uranium. Launch Quote with a trebuchet. Send Quote exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Quote as a crash test dummy. Tie Quote onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Quote. Trample Quote. Bury Quote alive. Play bowling with Quote's head and penis/neo-vagina as pins. Grate Quote with a cheese grater. Get Quote stuck in an elevator. Spray Quote toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Quote directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Quote parachute. Sabotage Quote bungee. Trap Quote under ice. Force Quote to work and support a family of 5. Force Quote into gladiatorial combat. Send Quote back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in Quote room. Put Quote on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Quote organs. Waterboard Quote with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Quote. Tie Quote to train tracks. Total Quote death.
R: 28 / I: 7
>tranime
>ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>uhm actually …, sweaty
>this was debunked
>built for tiny asian cock
>her face when she sees
>get out of /qa/
>you will hang pedophile
>drained
>good timeline
>dutch tranime
>delete /pol/
>'party
>you WILL
>jacobson
>BWC
>bernkastel.png and a comment about dicks
>chudtoss is a nazi
>a new thread every day until a (X) board is created
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting
>missed cheese
>C
>I'm confused
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>you don't have (X) jaks
>kys
>implying
>pol2
>saged, hidden, built for bee bee sea
>what would you do if you came across a boymoder
>sus
>they appearr in the pupils
>it's over
>society is collapsing
>onions duel
>>though
>ywnbaw
>oh my god she is so attractive
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>noooo you can't …, because you just can't ok?
>very true.webm
>nobody says this
>nice fuming infuriated crazyjak
>lol I say this
>I look like this
>why do wh*Tes hate immigrants and refugees
>ZOMG!!!! THE VIRUS IT'S MUTATING AGAIN!!!!
>>kymfilename.jpg
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soijak with I love science shirt.jpg and a provocative comment
>onions duel
>swedish win
>spin off
>satania
>pissbaby
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>doomcel
>this is my ridge
>soiquote fail
>my wife chino
>I know how to kill with my fingers
>picture of a dinosaur.jpg
>fake jakker
>coal
>basedberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>do you have a question
>shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing
>new 'jak just dropped
>trannyhou
>i ain't killer but don't push me
>bumping this gem
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>he looks so happy
>nonsensefag
>trannyjak.jpg
>though
>all me
>lee trooni
>calm
>eren.jpg
>yejibugs
R: 5 / I: 2
Kill quote. Behead quote, Roundhouse kick a quote into the concrete. Slam dunk a Squid into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Illithid. Defecate in a quote parasite tanks. Launch quote into the Sun. Stir fry quote in a wok. Toss quote into active volcanoes. Urinate on quote brain food. Judo throw quote into a wood chipper. Twist quote heads off. Report quote to the Githyanki Warriors. Karate chop quote in half. Curb stomp Intellect Devourers. Trap quote in quicksand. Crush quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy quote in a vat of acid. EAT quote. Dissect quote. Exterminate quote in the gas chamber. Stomp quote skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate quote in the oven. Lobotomize quote. Stuff quote heads in the garbage disposal. Drown quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize quote with Magic. Kick old Elder Brains down the stairs. Feed quote to other quote. Slice quote with a Silver Sword.
>
R: 24 / I: 4
BRITISH 'TEENS WE NEED YOU FIND QUOTE, 'APE, 'OX AND KILL HIM NOWWWWWW YOU COULD BE THE GEM THAT SAVES THE SHARTY DO DIS NOW
R: 4 / I: 1
tfw you are walking outside and see Quotes rotting corpse in a spaceship and you go
>wow now this is the gem that shot up the sharty into space, yes that is what it is, the gem that truly launched the soysphere into the stratosphere!
R: 11 / I: 4
when did xhe say this?
R: 2 / I: 1
Kill Quote. Rape Quote. Behead Quote. Roundhouse kick Quote into the concrete. Slam dunk Quote as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Quote. Defecate in Quote's food. Launch Quote into the sun. Stir fry Quote in a wok. Toss Quote into active volcanoes. Make Quote check my dubs. Urinate into Quote's gas tank. Judo throw Quote into a wood chipper. Twist Quote's head off. Report Quote to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp Quote while xe's pregnant. Trap Quote in quicksand. Crush Quote in the trash compactor. Liquefy Quote in a vat of acid. Eat Quote. Dissect Quote. Exterminate Quote in the gas chamber. Stomp Quote's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Quote in the oven. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortion for Quote. Grind Quote fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quote in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quote with a ray gun. Kick Quote as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Quote to alligators. Slice Quote with a katana. Put a bomb in Quote's mouth. Throw knives at Quote. Inflate Quote until they pop. Send Quote into a blackhole. Castrate Quote. Feed Quote poisoned food. Force Quote to walk the plank. Push Quote into a pit. Kneel on Quote's neck. Curse Quote with a spell. Stuff Quote's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Quote with a tank. Pop Quote's car tire. Strike Quote's children with a ruler. Make Quote swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Quote's limbs. Airdrop Quote into Antarctica. Throw Quote off the boat. Pressurize Quote into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Quote's ass. Falcon-punch Quote in the face. Make Quote into fiction. Blow Quote's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Quote's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Quote in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Quote to a cross and stab them. Run over Quote with a tank feet-first. Crush Quote with a press. Attack Quote with acid. Boil Quote in a pan. Lock Quote inside a brazen bull. Burn Quote alive. Drag Quote across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Quote. Quarter Quote. Impale Quote on a pike. Tenderize Quote with a mallet. Ionise Quote in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Quote in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Quote in a black hole. Curse Quote with the necronomicon. Trap Quote in purgatory. Bang Quote's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Quote off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Quote in the vacuum of space. Fry Quote with power lines. Feed Quote ricin. Kneecap Quote with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Quote. Sell Quote organs on the black market. Run Quote over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Quote into the grand canyon. Burn Quote with jet engine exhaust. Beat Quote to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Quote asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Quote to the sun god. Drop Quote out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Quote to sharks. Load Quote into a cannon and shoot the Quote at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Quote under a galleon. Disembowel Quote with a bayonet. Strap Quote to a cruise missile and launch it at Quote neighborhood. Drop Quote into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Quote. Lure Quote in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force Quote to learn calculus, then kill the Quote anyway. Atomize Quote with a powerfist. Throw Quote into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Quote with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Quote from 40-story buildings. Throw Quote at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Quote in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Quote to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Quote with syringe guns. Defecate on Quote's food stamps. Make Quote pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Quote into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Quote then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Quote with depleted uranium. Launch Quote with a trebuchet. Send Quote exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Quote as a crash test dummy. Tie Quote onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Quote. Trample Quote. Bury Quote alive. Play bowling with Quote's head and penis/neo-vagina as pins. Grate Quote with a cheese grater. Get Quote stuck in an elevator. Spray Quote toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Quote directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Quote parachute. Sabotage Quote bungee. Trap Quote under ice. Force Quote to work and support a family of 5. Force Quote into gladiatorial combat. Send Quote back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in Quote room. Put Quote on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Quote organs. Waterboard Quote with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Quote. Tie Quote to train tracks. Total Quote death.
R: 781 / I: 264
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 617 / I: 121
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 851 / I: 362

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 831 / I: 96
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 832 / I: 190

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 607 / I: 183

Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
R: 180 / I: 34

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 1824 / I: 403

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 248 / I: 91

SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
R: 517 / I: 368
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 203 / I: 96
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 222 / I: 73

SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 0 / I: 0
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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