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 16878379[Quote] [Voice Chat]

Finally a proper reppy
>you start leaking at nusois for not being 100% okay with what you do and start banning them fuggen nuswas
You wake up and ban the hunkies,
Leaving only oldsoi munkies,
They form the Hunky, a crappy splinter.
Time to resume hibernation, it's an eternal winter.

 16878400[Quote]

forgot the ids award

 16878408[Quote]

suddenly, you remember you need to boost da pee pee haich, so you resume posting bait

 16878465[Quote]>>16878621

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>suddenly, you remember you need to boost da pee pee haich, so you resume posting bait
It's too hard to bait by your poor old self,
so you take your old trust BaitBot off the shelf.
But alas, this barely affects the posting rate,
For there's no nusois left to fall for the bait.

 16878507[Quote]>>16878516

Wake up momentarily to goon to femquote futa

 16878516[Quote]

>>16878507
better yet, join the secret 'cord chat and goon with your namefag buddies

 16878517[Quote]

Do a urethral trick

 16878621[Quote]

>>16878465
get up and goon with your 'cord xisters

 16878641[Quote]>>16878659

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>>Wake up momentarily to goon to femquote futa
Femquote's BBC, it makes you hard
You leap and squeal, just like a tard
Through your screen her cock protrudes
And carries you to her digital realm, my dudes

 16878659[Quote]>>16878986

>>16878641
in your baboon spergout, you accidentally break der 'puter, and that leaves you shartyless. however, you realize fellow hunky has xis phono on which xe browses /soy/ daily

 16878678[Quote]

Why is it a poem

 16878986[Quote]>>16879005

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>>16878659
Whilst ent'ring this newfound virtual world,
You smash your 'puter and a grim fate is unfurled.
Eternally trapped in a Femquote 'orn video art thou,
Far as "saving" /soy/ goes- there is no hope now.

 16879005[Quote]>>16879108

>>16878986
realize you don't want to be admin anyway and let mustard officially be admin. I'm sure the hunkies won't openly revolt, right?

 16879108[Quote]>>16879124>>16879199

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>>16879005
In this digital realm where you struggle to survive,
A part of your 'puter is still alive!
Just climb to the top and make Mustard the owner,
doebeit something behind you just might have a boner…

 16879124[Quote]>>16879233

>>16879108
cry for no reason

 16879199[Quote]

>>16879108
Kill the wompas in the ‘orn

 16879233[Quote]>>16879259

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>>16879124
>cry for no reason
You sob on the ground, all that comes out is laughter.
Something's out there gigglin', and you're what it's after.
By crying, you won't be dying, youre headed for worse, Quote,
I sure hope you can fit something big in your throat.

 16879259[Quote]>>16879346

>>16879233
accept your fate

 16879346[Quote]>>16879504

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>>16879259
>accept your fate
You're no longer an admin. You're merely a toy.
Barely a man, or even a boy.
That old fiend will never resist his urge,
Yet you're powerless, 'cause you can't ban, wipe or purge.

 16879489[Quote]

Gem alarm

 16879504[Quote]>>16881614

>>16879346
tear the bbc dildo out of your ass and use it as a weapon

 16880102[Quote]

oekakiGQD

 16881614[Quote]>>16884735

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>>16879504
>tear the bbc dildo out of your ass and use it as a weapon
That dildo was truly full size though,
You've mutilated yourself like a traiso,
No strength left to swing, so you can't do a thing,
There just ain't a way to say no.

 16881783[Quote]

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<sounds of quote getting raped rn

 16882952[Quote]

tfw you are walking outside and see Quotes rotting corpse on the side of the road and you go
>wow now this is the gem that saved the sharty, yes that is what it is, the gem that truly saved the party!

 16884274[Quote]

don't get sliddy

 16884735[Quote]

>>16881614
flip over and accept your fate



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