[–] ▶ №3812084[Quote]>>3812089
>>3812083 (OP)It's all going to be all right, bro
▶ №3812086[Quote]>>3812089
If you get the job buy me a pizza
▶ №3812087[Quote]>>3812090
stay calm blvd
▶ №3812089[Quote]>>3812094>>3812191
>>3812084>>3812086The fact that I passed the first round and this is the final round must mean something right?
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>>3812087I can't I'm literally shaking. I can't even talk to anyone because of how nervous I am. Maybe I should steal my friends Valium and Xanax?
▶ №3812091[Quote]>>3812098>>3812099
u gotta walk in there with your coqqq out to show dominance and BTFO everybaldi
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new larp just dropped
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Drink some vodka play some music and jerk off night before
▶ №3812098[Quote]>>3812106>>3812141
>>3812091I must show dominance even if I'm wrong and retarded?
▶ №3812099[Quote]>>3812100>>3812103>>3812141
>>3812091Should I compliment the hr lady? Should I wear an extreme amount of cologne ?
▶ №3812100[Quote]>>3812115
>>3812099Yes don't overdo on cologne
▶ №3812101[Quote]>>3812104>>3812113
Do you have the qualifications for said job? If so you should be fine you should only worry about composing yourself during the interview
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>asking for advice on bald men with glasses
▶ №3812103[Quote]>>3812113
>>3812099absolutly not. people don't really like that I think.
>compliment the hr ladyare you tall or atractive, otherwise she'll think you're a creep and you deffinatly won't get it since you gave her the "ick"
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>>3812101It's Canada geg some Jeet will get the job instead of OP
▶ №3812109[Quote]>>3812114>>3812125
>twice a week making over 225k
wtf do you work for?
▶ №3812113[Quote]>>3812118
>>3812103I'm 6'4 but I'm funny looking (not unattractive but very particular looking)
>>3812101 I do have the qualifications for the job but I'm so nervous that I can't even say hi how are you without stuttering. I've always been calm and collected and idk why I'm being spiritually attacked right now
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>>3812109Blud managed to get one of those fake email jobs that women get where they do nothing all day but somehow earn more than you
▶ №3812115[Quote]>>3812119>>3812121
>>3812100I've gotten 12 compliments from women about my cologne
▶ №3812118[Quote]
>>3812113>6'4that's okau, just be very careful if you compliment her. if you aren't shre what to say don't say anything.
▶ №3812119[Quote]>>3812129
>>3812115Don't wear cologne to a job interview nigga, just apply a deodorant to make sure you don't stank.
And don't fucking compliment the HR lady.
▶ №3812121[Quote]>>3812123
>>3812115okau, don't overdo it so people can smell it after you leave.
▶ №3812123[Quote]>>3812124
>>3812121I hate being such a virgin loser
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>>3812123Don't listen to him he's a furfag
▶ №3812125[Quote]>>3812128
are you that phono who is experiencing severe anxiety from benzo withdrawal?
>>3812109also answer my question. what job are you applying for?
▶ №3812128[Quote]>>3812130
>>3812125I can't really say because there's only 20 000 people that have this job in Canada
▶ №3812129[Quote]>>3812131>>3812132>>3812133
>>3812119Compliment make good impression, he needs to socialize at his new job interview, but don't compliment everyone cuz that will look weird he should wear a suit and look clean also have an expensive one so it shows that your serious about this job
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>>3812128liar liar pants on fire
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>>3812129I have a 4000 CAD suit
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>>3812129If you compliment the HR lady but she doesn't want to have sex with you you're just immediately getting rejected from the job
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>>3812129For a woman compliment equals flirting and being flirted with by a guy who you're not attracted to equals sexual harassment
▶ №3812141[Quote]>>3812145
>>3812099>>3812098confidence is key
>Should I compliment the hr lady? Should I wear an extreme amount of cologne ?in this day and age no.
▶ №3812145[Quote]>>3812153>>3812161
>>3812141he's 6'4 and not ugly. I think a compliment is viable
▶ №3812146[Quote]>>3812153
>>3812083 (OP)Didn't you post this a couple of days ago?
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>>3812146No
>>3812145I'm not ugly but I'm definitely not attractive, I just have attractive features but they're not combined to make something nice. I'm just funny looking due to the hairstyle that I have. And it hard for me to achieve this look, I do it via hairspray and prayers
▶ №3812160[Quote]>>3812165>>3812170>>3812175
>>3812094I mean honestly, if I don't get the job, I'll just be a neet at home and if I do I'll be a rich neet, what difference does it make? Honestly I should go in there naked
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>>3812160Dont do stupid shit and to get that job son
▶ №3812170[Quote]>>3812171>>3812182>>3812229
>>3812160I know this is a joke but you do need to take this seruously.
▶ №3812175[Quote]>>3812182
>>3812160Are you trying to set the standard that earning less than 225k is a fail and that one should give up? That you have some niche skill or contacts willing to offer you 225k, but that's your bare minimum, so you're going to not work at all if it's not met.
Sounds like a psyop blackpill to get people to not be happy unless they are top earners.
▶ №3812182[Quote]>>3812197
>>3812175I don't know what you're talking about
>>3812170I'm too nervous. I'm gonna look like a robot and I may have a nervous breakdown
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>>3812089Yes! Keep going!
▶ №3812197[Quote]>>3812220
>>3812182okau but don't think it's promised to you, even if you made it to the second round of interviews there are still other people who made it as well, you still have to put effort in.
▶ №3812220[Quote]>>3812222
>>3812197when are u gonna get a job
▶ №3812222[Quote]>>3812228>>3812335
>>3812220when I finish high school. in Ireland you're in high school until 19 years old
▶ №3812228[Quote]>>3812236
>>3812222here it is 18, but i got held back so i am ancient and have to stay extra year
what will u get as job
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>>3812170FURFAG you dirty mongrel
▶ №3812236[Quote]>>3812242>>3812252
>>3812228idk probably some minimum wage job or something.
▶ №3812242[Quote]>>3812244
>>3812236thats not giga doe. u are young smart man, you have more potential
▶ №3812244[Quote]>>3812273
>>3812242idk what I want to do. I like Irish history and I like philosophy but I am kind of dense and don't understand a lot of it.
I would like to study it in the future but I'm still pretty bad at learning and taking initiative.
▶ №3812252[Quote]>>3812258
>>3812236Don't push yourself too hard, slow and steady wins the race.
▶ №3812254[Quote]>>3812259>>3812272>>3812273
>>3812248notice how
(((you))) are the one derailing and stopping actual conversation?
you are what's wrong with the sherdee
▶ №3812255[Quote]>>3812272
Thread derailed to ohino
▶ №3812259[Quote]>>3812267>>3812272
>>3812254>Leave that group i dont want pol users participating in a offsite community, dont join again in the futureLeave leave leave never join the furcord ever ever again, don't play us
▶ №3812266[Quote]>>3812272
>>3812258But a slow and steady man doesn't just work a slow and steady job, he keeps learning and getting better too.
▶ №3812267[Quote]>>3812273>>3812277
>>3812259>don't play uswho is us…
>offsite communityit's fully within the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive idk why you think it's offsite
▶ №3812273[Quote]>>3812280
>>3812244idk either, its raped
honest work isnt worth it anymore
u must think like a jew ig
i kinda just want to live like a rat in some nophono cave o algo, and work on little projects there and stuff
>>3812254he is brown
>>3812267ITS OFFSITE. broom is h ostile offsite. Don't make me leak i will leak
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>>3812272you're garbage that should be ignore then, as proven by me focusing on more genuine people
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>>3812267Pol bros
>>3812272Who cares?
▶ №3812280[Quote]>>3812286>>3812288>>3812297
>>3812273I'm sorry no name aussie, it is offsite.
>he is brownI can tell from how he types and his tranime pfp. also he hides hus flag on /pol/
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>>3812280Trying to derail huh, my pfp is not from tranime doebait
▶ №3812288[Quote]>>3812292>>3812322
>>3812280memeflag is my brand wicklow
▶ №3812292[Quote]>>3812297>>3812353
>>3812288I can't take you seriously until I see your country flag
▶ №3812297[Quote]>>3812305>>3812309
>>3812292if u want the real answer its Myanmar or burma or whatever the fuck
>>3812280i just dont want u mixxing with the wrong crowds, they are bad fake and degenerates in those broom communities.
▶ №3812305[Quote]>>3812320
>>3812297Tell me everything yo know about Mogok.
▶ №3812309[Quote]>>3812320>>3812323
>>3812297>i just dont want u mixxing with the wrong crowds, I'm fine, I don't have a connection to anyone in furcord outside of furcord.
>Myanmar or burmaweird, I was guessing spic but that makes sense too
▶ №3812320[Quote]>>3812327
>>3812305i would have guessed it was some fantasy village
nophono care fan about myanmar
>>3812309WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES T HAT MAKE
u are still interacting with them. furries are degenerate larpers.
▶ №3812323[Quote]>>3812326>>3812338
>>3812309He's a Buddhist i already guessed he was Burmese since all the buddhist niggas in Bharatia won't be able to post due to rangeban
▶ №3812326[Quote]>>3812328
>>3812323I don't think he's burmese
▶ №3812327[Quote]>>3812338>>3812351
>>3812320>furries are degenerate larpers.I thought you were a furry or therian?
▶ №3812328[Quote]>>3812348
>>3812326Somewhere in southeast asia doe. Either Burmese or Vietnamese
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>>3812222yeah same here
a lot of people finish when they're 20 doe
▶ №3812338[Quote]>>3812343>>3812344>>3812348>>3812352
>>3812323it was dis
>>3812327i am not therian i just like to pretend to be an animal
▶ №3812343[Quote]>>3812362
>>3812338I like to pretend to be an animal sometimes but not in a sexual way in a I'm walking around the forest and it would be cooler if I was a fox kind of way.
▶ №3812344[Quote]>>3812362
>>3812338OHONONONONOONOONONOMONOMONOMOMO.OOMONONONONONON SCOTS WHAT IS THIS?????????????? ANIMAL LARPING?????????????????????????????
▶ №3812348[Quote]>>3812354>>3812358>>3812362>>3812373
>>3812338>>3812328guess around, not every Buddhist is from Southeast Asia you know 😏
▶ №3812351[Quote]>>3812355
>>3812327Are you a therian or do you just like to post that fox?
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>>3812338They should return to that I hate that those smelly nasty Indian chinks have similar flag to mine
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>>3812292You're making me leak…
▶ №3812355[Quote]>>3812361
>>3812351I am not a Therian geg
▶ №3812358[Quote]>>3812365
>>3812348I'm still going to think you're Southeast Asian. If you're a wompa please marry mi saar
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Sorry but the company needs to meet their state mandated diversity quota so rajeet is getting the job instead
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>>3812355What about are you a furry or do you just like to post that fox?
▶ №3812362[Quote]>>3812365>>3812371>>3812383>>3812385
>>3812343dis das giga doe
And eating raw meat and feeding it to my dog with my mouth, like im the alpha wolf. IM THE ALPHA.
>>3812344if u were animal, you would be macaco
>>3812348there is nothing to guess, i saw your flag
▶ №3812365[Quote]>>3812367
>>3812358ok
>>3812362Everyone can make things up in their mind
▶ №3812367[Quote]>>3812380
>>3812365i am a trustworthy source and person. I have no reason to lie as i have nothing against you
▶ №3812371[Quote]>>3812381>>3812390
>>3812362I've never really eaten raw meat before. is it good?
I seen a nigger freak out because it's steak had a vein in it.
▶ №3812373[Quote]>>3812382
>>3812348bro just turn on the flag youre not mysterious 😂
▶ №3812380[Quote]>>3812390
>>3812367The only "proof" of yours is I'm a Buddhist and thus I be from SEA and that's it.
Everyone can convert to that religion you know, it's not exclusive to them
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>>3812362SCOTS GEGEGEGGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGGEGEGEGEGEGEGGEGEG SCOTSBROS ARE TUFF MANGO FURRIES GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №3812386[Quote]>>3812527
>>3812382I felt shivers down my spine and I bowed my head out of respect
▶ №3812390[Quote]>>3812393>>3812400
>>3812371Some of the shittier meats do not have much taste, a bit like raw salmon if u had it, with a bit of iron taste on ur tongue
but good raw meat is really nice its like PRIMAL and idk gooded
i like to chew on the lumps of fat a lot
its so GIGA and primal, and i am bad at cooking so its easier to eat it raw
but u need to warm it up cuz its gross and i hate cold things on my teeth
>>3812380bro that is not my proof, my proof is that I SAW YOUR FLAG
▶ №3812393[Quote]>>3812395>>3812404
>>3812390>warming it up to stimulate eating freshly killed preyI will do this
>raw salmonI never even considered this raw meat idk why but I have had bits of it.
▶ №3812395[Quote]>>3812397
>>3812393raw fish can taste fine but usually only if its fresh
▶ №3812400[Quote]>>3812404
>>3812390Nigga cooked meat is significantly healthier than raw meat bekuz the nutrients that you can absorb actually doubles rather than decrease
▶ №3812404[Quote]>>3812405>>3812412
>>3812393Hnnghhhhhhhhh
>>3812400maybe ur some kind of AND bugman. my gut is built for it, i am primal, i am a beast among SHEEP.
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>>3812404ANF* graincucka.
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Good luck nigga
▶ №3812410[Quote]>>3812413
There is no proof and thus case closed
▶ №3812412[Quote]>>3812414
>>3812404Ibndoe even hunter gatherers cook their meat
▶ №3812413[Quote]>>3812433
>>3812410Suspicion will still be in continuation doe so thus your identity would for now be SEA
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>>3812414i am pro-hunter gatherer.
▶ №3812417[Quote]>>3812420>>3812427
>>3812414Real niggas rape their meat daily and let the heat from friction slowly cook it
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>>3812417#primal #sverige #goatis #gatis
▶ №3812422[Quote]>>3812427
>>3812414>i am pre-hunter gatherer.Wouldn't that make you less evolved and low IQ?
▶ №3812427[Quote]>>3812431
>>3812417Necrophile jokes = bad unfunny
>>3812422das giga doe
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>>3812427It's not explicitly necrophilic doe it's just absurd
▶ №3812433[Quote]>>3812435>>3812438>>3812439
>>3812413GEEEEEEEEEEG you guessed wrong baroob
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>>3812433You say this but everyone your assumed identity held by everyone would still be SEA
▶ №3812438[Quote]>>3812439
>>3812433I am still 90% sure you are a sea monkey, not 100 because you could still be a spic
▶ №3812439[Quote]>>3812450
>>3812433lying is bad - the truth is already out
>>3812438I AM SERIOUS I SAW HIS FLAG
myanmar
clear as day
i even hovered over it to see the text
MYANMAR
he then of course, swiftly deleted it
▶ №3812447[Quote]>>3812459
>>3812443dude uncalled for, go goon someplace else
▶ №3812450[Quote]
>>3812439I belive you don't worry. I was just unsure at first.
▶ №3812459[Quote]>>3812476
>>3812447You said your autistic you probably jerked off to something like that
▶ №3812476[Quote]>>3812479
>>3812459no cbt is a huge turn off for me. seeing it makes me flinch.
▶ №3812487[Quote]>>3812493
>>3812484stop posting fetish slop
▶ №3812493[Quote]>>3812497>>3812560
>>3812487Shuuu little fox boy 🤫
▶ №3812497[Quote]>>3812501>>3812520
>>3812493Don't mess with us Therians seanigger.
▶ №3812501[Quote]>>3812508>>3812509
>>3812497Blud is insulting random ethnicities 😹😹😹😹😹
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>>3812501SEA
which is what u are
south east asian
▶ №3812509[Quote]>>3812517
>>3812501even if you arent a seamonkey bugman then i refuse to believe youre european
▶ №3812517[Quote]>>3812540
>>3812509I never claimed I'm white to begin with
▶ №3812520[Quote]>>3812539
>>3812497Nigger please don't become a furry
▶ №3812527[Quote]>>3812539
>>3812386This is really kinky
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>>3812517great deflection
▶ №3812560[Quote]>>3812569
>>3812493o-oh… okau…
I'll be quiet now
▶ №3812597[Quote]>>3812603>>3812649
>>3812569he called me a little fox boy so I assumed I was supposed to be quiet?
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>>3812597The message of your reppey doe. It's gay as hell nigga
▶ №3812665[Quote]>>3812700
>>3812649what animal are you?
I remember you said you were either a wolf or a fox.
▶ №3812700[Quote]>>3812710>>3812747
>>3812665canine definitely. Idk. i feel like a LONE ALPHA WOLF most of the time.
▶ №3812710[Quote]>>3812717
>>3812700Eating nigger entrails again?
▶ №3812747[Quote]>>3812751>>3812755>>3812769
>>3812700I feel like a fox but idk why.
▶ №3812751[Quote]>>3812755
>>3812747Bro, you're like a 3/10 furry maybe, you're not pushing it but you do talk about. Not the worst case ever. You're probably reflecting on cartoons you saw as a kid or read about animal spirits and mysticism and liked clever foxes or something.
▶ №3812755[Quote]>>3812775
>>3812747i feel that fits, u remind me of a fox
>>3812751KKKeltix pagan animal spirits were aryan first
▶ №3812778[Quote]>>3812782>>3812789
>>3812769I am very aware of these controversial furries and therians. don't worry I am not like this, I am not a porn addict and I don't take part un furry spaces.
▶ №3812789[Quote]>>3812801
>>3812778You got plenty of time to shake everything off through logical exercises.
▶ №3812799[Quote]>>3812807
>>3812790he's refrencing a joke from furcord because they can't find ME saying anything that's actually bad.
▶ №3812804[Quote]>>3812818
>>3812801Illogical seeds before they take root.
Or you'll be chasing ghosts.
▶ №3812811[Quote]>>3812812
CANADIAN GOU'VE GOT THIS BRO
▶ №3812818[Quote]>>3812839
>>3812804chasing things that are not real giga
>>3812807please don't kys you're my best friend.
>>3812802and I'm supposedly the fag
▶ №3812839[Quote]>>3812854
>>3812818You are giga Its okay I love you
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>>3812839love you too nonameaussie
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