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Because I would be th3 richest person on earth if that was the case.

Chose: $1 that doubles every day for the next 3.5 months | Rolled: Do both for 5x








































I just had my first orgasm and it felt so good I wanna do it again
I just had my first orgasm and it felt so good I wanna do it again
I just had my first orgasm and it felt so good I wanna do it again

So I (M21) have been into chastity for a while now, and I'm just now delving into the wider realm of other "toys" 😉

So I just got myself a vibrator in the mail today (if you don't know, vibrators and chastity together makes you horny) and right out of the box I decided to use it. It took me a while, but I found the right spot to use the vibrator on the spot where I got the most stimulation.

I tried 3 times this morning to no avail except for a little bit of pre cum :(

Fast forward to tonight, about 20 minutes ago at the time of writing. I decide to use the vibrator again. I immediately start to get hard. And then all of a sudden, after about 5 minutes, I see a white liquid squirt out of my penis :)

I swear to God, this was the best I've ever felt in a long time. If I always feel this relaxed after I've had an orgasm, I wanna do it every day :)









































I am super pissed off at my biggest enemy
I am super pissed off at my biggest enemy

DISCLAIMER: These are not my colleagues real names.

Let's start on Friday. At about midnight, I get a text from one of my "coworkers", let's call her Paula. I get a text from her claiming that one of my other coworkers, Michael, was taking my shift for extra hours and that I got the day off. I then asked if I could take over for a day I was supposed to be off (The day im writing this, New Years Day) She then said I could. Little did I know this was never my coworker, and actually someone who's hated me for a while.

Fast forward to the January 1st (Today as of writing) I Show up to work and my manager, let's call him Jay, says that I no called no showed on Saturday. I was so confused as since he was the manager, I thought he knew since Paula said management had bugged her about the situation. So after crying and venting to some my long distance friends about the situation, I came to notice that Paula never texted me.

So the second that Jay cones over to his office, I tried explaining the texts, and showed the number they were sent from.

"OP, that isn't Paula's number." said Jay, and at that point, I became thoroughly PISSED off.

A little backstory on this troll, let's call him Richard, as it's another name for DICK, because he is a DICK! This guy started prank texting my number on October 15th. He cristened himself with the nickname, "Regal Eagle" (it's kind of ironic, cause that day I saw the Eras Tour Movie at a Regal Cinema) He started texting my number and harassing me Pretty much daily, on text now numbers so I can't track where hes calling from. How he got my Number I don't know.

So the number that texted me claiming to be Paula, was actually Richard. At the time of writing I still have my job, but I have to call my manager tomorrow, and I highly doubt I'll have it then :(

I'll make an update post tomorrow. Peace out ✌(◕‿-)✌




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