I Think Last Week Might Have Been The Funniest Week On Twitter, So Please Enjoy All The Best Tweets I've Collected Just For You
Hello, hello — the holiday season is officially here, and we've got noooo time to waste. So, let's cut to the chase and get right into all the hilarity that happened on Twitter this past week, 'cause it was a gooood one.
I hope you get time off and get to be surrounded by people or things you love, and maybe have a few tweets to cackle at over dinner. Enjoy!
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First, he took credit for the award she won: "I wanna personally congratulate CNN's Kaitlan Collins on receiving her award. Was all about me. It's a fake, she shouldn't get the award. It was a fake, but I didn't mind. I said, 'Kaitlan, congratulations.' But it was fake. There's no question about it."
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Then he went into his go-to criticism of her "never smiling": "She's a young, attractive woman. She never smiles. I said, 'Kaitlan, do you ever smile? Smile. You have a nice position. You're at CNN Fake News. You should be a happy person. So smile, Kaitlan, just smile.' But, uh, we attack and I thought Kaitlan had really made it big with a major new sponsorship, but then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney."
Kaitlan posted some pictures from the night on Instagram and ended the carousel with a quote from Eleanor Roosevelt. Naturally, people thought this was in response to Trump's attacks.
"I think he does surround himself with people who praise him or laugh at his jokes, and when he is confronted with someone who is asking a challenging question, or a critical question of his policy or strategy in the Iran war, I think he doesn't like it, and he lashes out over it."
.@kaitlancollins: The entire time I've covered Trump, I've never gotten in a back and forth with him. He surrounds himself with people who praise him or laugh at his jokes, and when he is confronted with someone who is asking a challenging question, he doesn't like it and he… pic.twitter.com/LFoLo1s4qz
She was particularly surprised by how awkwardly his WHCD speech went down in the room: "What was most surprising to me was the room was filled with a lot of his staffers, his cabinet, his allies, Republicans in Congress. It was so quiet in the room during the president's remarks."
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Another interesting anecdote she shared was about her mere presence setting him off.
"There have been moments where I go into the Oval Office when I'm on behalf of the TV pool and I haven't even asked a question yet and he starts criticizing me. So it's not even about the questions, sometimes it's just my presence in the room."
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But alas, rather than take Trump's bait, Kaitlan keeps her focus on the reporting.
.@KaitlanCollins on Trump's verbal attacks: "It's really not about me, and I don't want it to be about my reaction. ... In those moments it's important to put the reminder back on the work, on the question, and on the non-answers that we get." pic.twitter.com/DY009dNy3k
"It's really not about me, and I don't want it to be about my reaction. ... In those moments it's important to put the reminder back on the work, on the question, and on the non-answers that we get."
Brooks Nader was spotted enjoying an afternoon at the beachside Club 55 in Saint-Tropez.
Nader wore a leopard-print playsuit that briefly slipped down.
She has been filming the upcoming Baywatch reboot in recent months.
Brooks Nader has been enjoying some time in the sun during a trip to Saint-Tropez. During a picturesque beach day, the model and reality star was spotted at the popular beachside hangout, Club 55, wearing a deep-plunging leopard-print playsuit with beaded detailing at the navel.
Brooks Nader on the beach in July 2026. Credit: Getty
In photos obtained by Fox News, Nader could be seen slyly avoiding a wardrobe malfunction, as the playsuit almost slipped out of place. She caught it quickly and brought her hand up to readjust her neckline as she made her way across the sand outside the club. Her other hand remained clutching her white bag and a drink.
Brooks Nader on the beach in May 2025. Credit: Getty
Nader is known to be a big beach fan. Just a few weeks ago, she shared a carousel of photos from a boat trip, writing, "I live for summer ☀️."
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Luckily, Nader has been enjoying quite a lot of beach time in recent months as she's been busy filming the upcoming Baywatch reboot. One bonus? Good hair days, every day. "Luckily, with Baywatch, I'm getting glam every day, so I'll just make those blowouts last," she told Who What Wear. "It's nice because we're on the beach. We're in the ocean, so the hair gets salty. It's the lived-in blowout [that I love]."
And that's exactly what she served up for her Saint-Tropez beach day with her long, soft blonde waves.
Brooks Nader on the beach in April 2025. Credit: Getty
In another interview with People, Nader gushed about joining the Baywatch reboot. "I've been doing this since I was like two years old," Nader said, referring to the iconic slow-mo beach run. "I've been ready for this. I'm like, 'I got this.' I've been watching the videos of Pam and Carmen Electra. I'm ready for this."
"I've been doing this in my mirror since I was like 10 years old," she continued. "You know what I mean? So you'll like my run."
Bianca Censori is reportedly growing frustrated with unfulfilled promises in her marriage to Kanye West, reaching a potential breaking point.
Censori's career ambitions are reportedly testing her patience with Kanye West, as projects linked to her have not generated the expected success.
If Kanye West lets her down again, sources claim there may not be much left keeping Bianca Censori in the relationship, potentially leading to her walking out.
Bianca Censori and Kanye West's marriage has recently been the subject of renewed attention following reports that the couple may be facing challenges behind the scenes.
Sources claim the Australian model has become frustrated with promises that have yet to materialize, while continuing to support her husband publicly and privately.
The reports come as Bianca Censori pursues her own professional projects and reflects on the deep bond she shares with her husband.
Sources Claim Bianca Censori Is Growing Frustrated In Her Marriage To Kanye West
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Censori is reportedly becoming increasingly frustrated with unfulfilled promises in her marriage to Kanye West, with sources claiming she may be reaching a breaking point.
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An insider who spoke with a news outlet shared that the Aussie beauty has remained remarkably patient throughout the ups and downs of their relationship, despite repeated challenges and disappointments.
Those close to the couple reportedly believe her willingness to stand by West has been tested numerous times, and there may be limits to how much more she is willing to tolerate.
"Everyone says she's got the patience of a saint to stay married to him, but at some point, her patience is going to run out," the insider told Globe Magazine.
Reports have previously suggested that Censori has considered ending the relationship on more than one occasion.
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However, sources claim West has often "managed to lure her back by promising her the world and insisting everything was going to change," but "there's only so many times she can hear the same empty promises."
The Australian Model's Career Ambitions Reportedly Testing Her Patience With Kanye West
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When the pair first became involved, West allegedly painted an ambitious vision for Censori's future, telling her he would help elevate her profile in the fashion world, much as he had on ex-wife Kim Kardashian's career.
But according to insiders, those expectations have yet to fully materialize as their relationship progresses.
Several projects linked to Censori reportedly failed to generate the level of attention or success that had been anticipated, leaving her eager to see tangible progress rather than more promises.
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"Bianca believed all the hype for a long time, but now she wants to see results," the insider said.
Bianca Censori Might Walk Out Of The Marriage If Kanye West 'Lets Her Down Again'
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Sources say Censori is a "lot smarter than people give her credit for" and she remains highly ambitious and is focused on building a successful career of her own.
On July 11, she hinted at an upcoming project, teasing a collaboration titled "The Very Br-ast of BIANCA" with creative platform Biuro on Instagram.
While she continues to pursue new opportunities, insiders claim she is increasingly focused on actions rather than words.
According to the source, if "Kanye lets her down again, there won't be much left keeping Bianca in this relationship."
The Model Shared A Rare Tribute To Her Husband Kanye West
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The reported tension comes despite Censori's repeated public declarations of love and support for her husband.
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Earlier this summer, the Australian architect shared a rare glimpse into their relationship while celebrating West's 49th birthday. Posting a photo of the rapper on Instagram, she accompanied it with a heartfelt message: "Happy birthday @ye. I love you more than life."
Censori has also spoken about the depth of her relationships, explaining that she forms exceptionally strong emotional connections with the people she loves. In an interview earlier this year, she described herself as someone who "pair-bonds so intensely and so deeply that that person becomes part of me."
"It's only ever brought joy to my life," she said. "I just love that person so deeply, so intensely, that I want to be around them."
According to Censori, that bond has been a driving force throughout her marriage to West. She has remained by his side through some of the most challenging periods of his life, including his public struggles with bipolar disorder, controversies surrounding his past remarks, and intense media scrutiny of their relationship.
Bianca Censori Says Loving Kanye West Sometimes Felt Like 'Doing CPR For Months'
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Still, the architect acknowledged that supporting West has not always been easy. Reflecting on difficult periods, she admitted there were times when helping him through personal challenges felt like she was "doing CPR for months."
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Despite those challenges, Censori emphasized that her commitment has never wavered. "You know, he has to go through his process in how he amends that," she explained. "And I'm here to support and love and be with him. I love him so much. We're like the same person."
The couple's relationship began after Censori joined Yeezy as an architectural designer in 2020. Following West's divorce from Kim Kardashian, the pair married in 2022 and have remained together ever since.
Beyond their marriage, Censori has also praised West's role as a father to the four children he shares with Kardashian: North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm.
She described him as a creative and hands-on parent who enjoys creating imaginative experiences for his children, recalling one occasion when he transformed a room into a playful environment for them to enjoy.
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"He's a really awesome dad," she raved. "He's fun and will do things like almost build worlds for them. I remember one time they came over, and he made the whole room foam so they could jump on everything."
Lauren Sánchez Bezos at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. Credit: Getty Images
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Lauren Sánchez Bezos shared a sultry selfie on her Instagram Stories on July 26.
She modeled a plunging black swimsuit in the black-and-white snapshot.
The former journalist recently celebrated her first anniversary with husband Jeff Bezos.
Lauren Sánchez Bezos is soaking up the sun in her latest selfie. On July 26, the wife of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos modeled a plunging black bathing suit on her Instagram Stories.
Sánchez Bezos paired the low-cut swimwear with two diamond bracelets and oversized sunglasses. Her long brown hair, which appeared slightly damp, caught a breeze in the black-and-white snapshot.
The former journalist, 56, married Bezos in Venice, Italy just over a year ago. They tied the knot in a lavish three-day ceremony that reportedly cost $50 million.
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Sánchez Bezos celebrated her first anniversary with the billionaire last month. On June 27, she shared a photo of a sunset with the following caption: "Home is wherever I'm with you ❤️ 6.27.25."
Lauren Sánchez Bezos and Jeff Bezos in 2025. Credit: Getty Images
Earlier this month, Sánchez Bezos explored the turquoise waters of Fiji for a good cause. On July 5, she took to Instagram to promote their charity, the Bezos Earth Fund.
In the carousel, Sánchez Bezos could be seen snorkeling in a white high-cut swimsuit with long sleeves. She documented Fiji's colorful coral reefs in an additional video, rounding out her slideshow with a photo of herself scuba diving.
Lauren Sánchez Bezos at the 2026 Met Gala on May 4. Credit: Getty Images
"I had to see it for myself," Sánchez Bezos began in the caption. "These reefs in Fiji are some of the most biodiverse ecosystems on the planet. And what's underneath this water is extraordinary. Schools of fish. Sea turtles. Reef sharks. An entire world."
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"These waters also support communities, livelihoods, and traditions," she wrote. "That's exactly why the Bezos Earth Fund is helping protect it. We're helping local communities in Fiji care for these waters, and supporting the goal to protect and sustainably manage 30% of the ocean."
Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo have embraced dramatically different post-divorce chapters, with the country star focusing on his health while the podcast host has showcased a lavish new lifestyle.
Bunnie Xo splurged on a brand new Rolls-Royce and a luxurious Nashville-area home post-divorce, while Jelly Roll documented his fitness journey and released new music.
Despite finalizing their divorce in July, Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo are moving forward with plans to have a child together, choosing not to seek additional advice about the IVF process following their split.
Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo may have ended their marriage together, but they're embracing dramatically different next acts.
As Bunnie Xo stepped into a world of luxury and fresh romance rumors, the country star doubled down on fitness, fresh music and major career wins.
Jelly Roll filed for divorce from Bunnie Xo on May 18, but the "Son of a Sinner" singer listed the date of separation as May 9. The two first met in 2015 after the former sex worker met the rising star at a concert in Las Vegas and eloped a year later.
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Bunnie Xo and Jelly Roll were married nearly 10 years before their divorce was finalized in July.
Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo have embraced dramatically different post-divorce chapters, with the country star focusing on his health while the podcast host has showcased a lavish new lifestyle.
If there were any questions about what Bunnie Xo's next chapter would look like, she answered them with a string of eye-catching reveals that painted a picture of luxury, independence and a fresh start.
Post-divorce, Bunnie Xo splurged on a brand new Rolls-Royce. "Sometimes a girl needs to spoil herself," she captioned a video showcasing her new ride, which is estimated to cost roughly $500,000.
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Bunnie Xo also gave her social media followers a tour of her new Nashville-area home, which included hidden stairways, multiple massive closets, opulent floral rooms, an outdoor shower and an infinity pool.
After nearly 10 years of marriage, Jelly Roll has documented his fitness journey as Bunnie Xo has shared glimpses of luxury purchases, including a reported $500,000 Rolls-Royce and a new Nashville-area home.
The podcaster has also been spotted moving on with a new – much younger – man. According to Tmz, Bunnie Xo was spotted kissing 24-year-old Dylan Wolf in Nashville. The "Calabasas Confidential" star and Bunnie Xo were caught on video spending time together at Jelly Roll's bar.
As Bunnie Xo's post-divorce life played out on social media, Jelly Roll's next chapter centered on self-improvement.
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Jelly Roll released a new song, "Hands Up," on June 24. He posted an Instagram video promoting the song days ago and revealed he recently accomplished a health milestone.
"Just a few years ago, I finally threw my Hands Up and started changing my life," he wrote in the caption. "Today I'm throwing my hands up on top of a MOUNTAIN we decided to hike on a whim that would have been literally impossible for me to get up not long ago."
"God is GREAT y'all, God is so great."
Jelly Roll has celebrated new health milestones and music releases following his divorce from Bunnie Xo, while the podcast host has turned heads with her extravagant post-split lifestyle.
The country star has continued to chronicle nearly every step of his health journey, celebrating both major milestones and the everyday habits that have fueled his transformation.
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Jelly Roll recently shared a recipe for a protein shake that he actually enjoys as the 41-year-old singer gave a weight loss update on his Instagram.
Despite charting separate paths, Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo have remained united on one point: shutting down rumors about what led to their divorce.
Bunnie Xo and Jelly Roll (born Jason DeFord) have fiercely defended their private relationship after news of their split broke the internet with accusations of cheating.
Terms of their settlement remain confidential. However, People reported the former couple will split their assets, including homes, cars, an aircraft and any intellectual property.
Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo finalized their divorce in July, but the former couple has continued making headlines as they navigate strikingly different paths after their split.
Additionally, the "Save Me" singer will make a "one-time, confidential lump sum payment to Bunnie, so there will be no alimony claims to be made in court," the outlet reported.
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Despite untangling their finances and officially ending their marriage, Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo made it clear they weren't severing every tie.
"We're literally settling our divorce in like... We've done it in like, what? Three weeks? Two weeks?" Bunnie Xo said in a since-deleted episode of her podcast. "We're still having a baby together."
"So, we have been the most unconventional couple that you guys have ever encountered," she added. "We're going to co-parent together. J is my best friend. Like, this isn't what you guys think this is. Nobody cheated on the other person. It's literally just we served our purpose for each other."
Although the terms of their divorce remain confidential, Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo said they're moving forward with plans to have a child together.
The two have chosen not to seek additional advice about going through the IVF process following divorce despite a recommendation from each of their lawyers, according to People magazine.
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The former couple was warned there could be "consequences" to continuing the process while divorced "due to evolving technology and case law; as well as the 'interim category' of interest afforded to said genetic materials."