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RAID STREAMS

NuThread
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how many unironic trans ppl actually use this site im curious
send proof
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I'm making an useless nigger mod

I'm making a mod about this shit dying website for some smash snca clone infested with troon troon sahurs and literal who normalniggers. However, I need ideas for strong attacks, dash attack, specials, taunts, aerial attacks, block, etc
The attacks that I've already implemented is the jab (as seen in the video), dtilt which will be this nigger rolling and nspecial where he will throw a squirrel that will roam around the stage
I could also make a stage about the shitty, but same issue as before, I have no idea on what this stage could be
>When will this release
Not soon but not too soon, college is obsessed with mi
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this site is dead as shit (hell even "our" memes are from xitter and stuff nowadays… its starting to look really bad maybe the frogs were right)
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if you make a post under anonymous, you can't be b& because they don't know who you are
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You should know the deal already nusoi
>Censorship fucking fascism
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You're enslaved

People believe that some piece of paper with manmade symbols on it has actual worth. People are forced by the state to pay "taxes" which are imaginary numbers, and if you don't, brainwashed slaves with guns come to your house and put you in jail or straight up execute you if you protest. You need a job, which does not actually exist in this reality, and you need to "work" for most of the day to get imaginary manmade symbols with zero worth so you can "buy" something that actually exists in this reality. If you choose to not have a job, you get called lazy, a bum, etc as if that is a bad thing. Imagine being so fucking mentally insane and biochemically sick that you somehow convince yourself you WANT to have a job for most of your life. The only exception is if your job actually benefits people somehow and it's something you enjoy, but that's incredibly rare
If you try to leave the system and live naturally, men with guns take you to jail or, once again, execute you. These slaves with guns are only imitating a natural human's behavior by using force.

Slaves of today think they can become abstract ideas such as a "football player", playing a manmade game with manmade rules to entertain other slaves. None of these things actually exist in this reality.

If you eat our species' natural diet consisting of raw meat, you get called insane and a vampire or evil cannibal and locked up if you do it in public in some places

There is no good or bad. There is no right or wrong. Such ideas are entirely manmade.
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So are people with Albinism the true aryans
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Marge, why don't sharty raidBVLLS use websites like prankdial when trolling 'oxed phonos? It may seem a lot less harmless than 'za or something else, but if the 'aped are retarded enough to fall for it, xheir leakages could be really geggy and you could hear xheir soy voices seethe.
>Nophoto
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didn't use this place for a while, what have happened during the last month
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What will save der shartee?


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blubudub
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Who won?
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anyone else have nostalgia for 2023 sharty? with the old domain?
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>rape is good
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>arguing over a book
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>being against rape because it violates le human rights
<being against rape because women enjoy it
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Just to make this clear, this isn't bait. Make fun of me all you want, this is 100% my genuine thoughts.

There is a serious lack of Alunya content posted on this site. And when I mean "Alunya content" I am not talking about leftytroon leakage, I'm talking about the character itself. Ever since I first saw her design, I became obsessed with how she was depicted in comics and artworks.

Let it be known I don't give a single fuck about communism and their practices, but rather her characteristics; she's a sassy (potentially tsundere?) catgirl with a short fuse. Perfection.

I self-insert as Chudjak since I do share some of his conservative beliefs. This is really important to take in mind because Chud x Alunya posting is fucking underrated and should be done more often. I don't mind the usual Chud x Soyniqua but let's all agree for a moment that "enemy to lovers" ships are fucking gemmy.

This is a message to all you talented artGODs out there. Make more content of her and I swear it will eventually save this shithole of a site.
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>pantied
<sissified
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CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED

NAS DETECTED ON >>>/jak/
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Hypothetical Ethical Scenario


Let's say there is a small criminal organization. They are structured in a way where there is a group of semi-independent employees who go around committing crimes on their own, but they report to a boss and have to give him payments. However, the organization is protected by the corrupt local government/police who turn a blind eye to their crimes, unless the crimes are so open and sloppy that they are forced to prosecute whatever member committed them.

The most evil among them is a real villain, he's a p0dop1le, murderer, he robs innocent people, scams grandmas, etc. He's well known in the community as sort of the face of the organization's evilness.

If he is killed, the community will celebrate and may feel more emboldened to try to go after the other organization themselves. Potentially creating more vigilantes, but there's no guarantee any of them will actually do anything or be successful if they try.

If he's killed then the organization may also start to increase their security and act more cautiously going forward.

Then there's the boss man. He primarily collects money from the employees, and uses his resources and connections to keep them out of trouble, and to assist them in committing their crimes. He doesn't care what they do as long as they keep making him money. He operates more in the shadows than his employees.

If the boss is killed, the organization will be sort of disbanded, but do to the semi-independent nature of the employees, they will continue to go around committing their crimes. However it will be more difficult from now on for them to do so without his resources to assist them.

Also, if he's killed then most people in the community won't care much because they've never heard of him.



Now, you are given the option to kill one of the two men (either the boss or the most evil employee). You are guaranteed to get away with the crime. You may only kill one. Which is the better choice in your opinion?
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Operation Gemtape

You will now be insta-nished from the site and cord if you affiliate yourself with the shardee, so be careful. They are also lurking the thread
We are now continuing with the 'oxxing of the current and former owners, and different figures in the community who position themselves against the sharty.
<What is it?
KamTape is a site that attempts to recreate the look, feel, and style of mid 2000s youtube. However like with most niche internet content its already infested with trannies.
<What do we have so far?
FIRST THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-0515-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16779388.html
SECOND THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-1108-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16781501.html
THIRD THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0724-0310-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16784713.html
FOURTH THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0725-1207-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16800590.html
FIFTH THREAD 'CHIVE: doesn't exist albeit i have a screenshot of the page before the thread got slid (didnt save anything past 12 am EDT albeit)
>picrel 4
'KI ARTICLE: https://soyjakwiki.org/KamTape
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>Jack Blacked
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how would rate me if I told you Im a 24yo cs student without job prospect, bad grades, lazy and professors hate me. I also goon to anime everyday and dont have drivers license. my dad disowned me last year and Im physically disabled so I cant join the army or whatever nor get into a trade.
>inb4 bait, its not. my life is really fucked.
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hail satan lol
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Which one is the most breedable?
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raw meat cucks are the most retarded psyoped drooling niggers ever, our ancestors have been cooking meat for millenia and these retards want to go back to doing some 150.000 year old caveman activity because someone in tiktok said it was le good fact
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Please quote I fucking beg you just please ban all kiwifarmers please man fucking please ill do anything
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I’m a faggot

Last night I made a thread talking about my general life struggles. I got some really good advice, and I appreciate everyone who contributed.
Now, I’d like to focus on a different aspect of my life to blogpost about. I am gay. I am unequivocally attracted to men. I just can’t find any redeeming qualities in women as dating partners no matter how hard I try. I stopped watching porn and I tried getting a girlfriend but I just couldn’t find her attractive. Any advice /soy/
>inb4 hang yourself
Been there tried that.
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Does anyone else feel like they're missing out on something, like the twitch streamers we raid seem so cool man, and I'm just here wake up game sharty goon repeat
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>but it's heckin animalistic and sheeit and we're animals and i get +1000 aura on der 'tok for eating a raw steak i bought from walmart with my mom when i begged her ad nauseum if i could eat raw meat because im an emaciated brown faggot with no job i have no aspirations or goals in life so i allocate my resources to superflous superficial garbage that doesnt actually accomplish anything meaningful but i wouldnt actually know what it feels like to accomplish anything because i've never experienced such a thing and if you think im lying im really not im a retarded brown skinny niggerfaggot that dropped out and is still living with my mother at 19 my dad is also there but he's been negligent of me since a young age and i honestly resent him for all the times he beat me half to death for being the school class clown and trying to make my classmates laugh by playing funny meme audios on my chromebook i sourced from reddit did you know that im a closeted homosexual i secretly plap my tbp to pseudo transgenderist sissy pornography every other day and honestly it's really hot except im not actually gay because i can do mental gymnastics and convince myself that i'm not actually a latent homosexual even though everything i do would indicate that fact so i have severe cognitive dissonance my actions do not align with my words and i feel stress constantly because of this but i dont want to go to therapy because i cant afford it i was born to a lower middle class family and i cant afford anything i can afford to live and live like a fat ass bum but i cant afford to be happy that's how capitalism works im starting to think that im secretly a liberal because capitalism or conservatism or whatever doesnt really do it for me to be honest all the altright safe edgy grifters i watch are fucking retarded and annoying and i honestly feel more comfortable and at home when im engaging with troonslop you feel me?
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post fox
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nusoipoopies you should join the tf2 gamesesh at 170.205.28.238:27018
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im gonna go poop. i'll come back when im done
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I look like this and say dis btw
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>guess who's blacked
>blacked again
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What would you do in this situation

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Copypasta thread

I just thought of a great idea on how to start a new copypasta. Wait for someone to make a copypasta thread (or start one yourself). Then post whatever you want in the thread. People will see your post, and think it's a new copypasta they've never seen before. Before you know it your post will be pasta'd all over.
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>you were one i ker
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Look at this gem I found on the ‘tube

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retards roasting each other on flirt
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Post trans memes itt (。・ω・。)
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I wanna hold a gun to his head while he's blushing and forced to give me the sloppiest blowjob of my life
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>That file already exists!
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>hashbanning all of those annoying ass "attention grabbing image" gifs
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this site fucking sucks and has sucked for years now but i cannot stop coming back to it
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Soytan's pussy is breathtaking. It's so pink and she makes sure to wax every once in a while. Her lips are so silky. To see her clit, you’d have to spread her lips because they are also chubby. Her walls are fluffy and it's so easy for her to squirt.
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ITT we collect a flag from ALL 50 states

HARDEST ONES
Wyoming
Alaska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Vermont
Delaware
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>quoting somebaldi w/out removing the ID or the (You)s
>reppeying somebaldi's thread by clicking on the ID instead of just using reply mode
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ITT we dox null
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Gigger site, ban all wojaks.
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Itt we goon to big fat jiggly cowtits and plapbait wobblemeat
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Who is weed whackers very best friend?
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>gooning to Oneyplays Chris O'Neill porn
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what theme/style are you using right now?
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ITT we try to get ID raped
Post a reply and see if you can get an unfortunate word or phrase in your ID
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Going to sleep without a pillow for the 46th night in a row
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>operation gemtape
>operation no nut november
>operation 9/11
>operation doodoopoopoocaca
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>dear BEAUTIFUL plumbers:
>I'm going to FAK, u and PLEASE you with CUM… I can't wait for mercy! AND CUM
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make soyjak.party a client you have to download to use and make it so you get pinged everytime you get a reppey quote
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LOST MEDIA ALERT

Does anyone have that one troon's parody where xhe goes "we built this clitty out of cock n balls"
Or that one video which is a daft punk parody and it goes like this: "i am gay trans i am boosted fauci ouchie shehulk is my saviour"
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VVQRLD VVAR SQY 2 THREAD VI

a successor to the previous threads which got their bumo limit reached o algo

YOU VVILL gem up 'sotho
YOU VVILL restore the vandalised soiart
YOU VVILL document your (not SNCA) achievements in the thread and the 'ki article
YOU VVILL help to 'ox and send 'za to obsessed troons who guard the memorial

original thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0511-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html
'ki article: https://soyjakwiki.org/World_War_Soy_2
alliance 1: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
alliance 2: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
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Is it true that in about a couple of centuries the entire world population will be one disgusting mutt race due to all the race mixing? We wont be alive for this but this is not good.
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i just called literalwhos on counter-strike the nigger word and told them to an hero and now im scared of the consequences
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would you rather be trans or extreamly gay

would you rather be trans or extremely gay
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Post 'tan ITT
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LETS IMMIGRATE TO THIS BoARD

>>>/voice/
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>gooning in folk valley
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>Posting soyjaks on soyjak.st
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do people actually watch oneyplays
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This is a Hunky Frog. Its main diet consists of jartyflies. It can be aggravated easily and it is dangerous when provoked so it is best not to try annoying it.
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i hate niggers :3
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Gigaquoting yourself in threads without IDs
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>If you love the sharty so much why don't you marry it!
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>soyjak.st would like to access your camera, location and microphono accept or deny?
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i found jimquote
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I-I'm a femboy…
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>jjjijjkjijkghlk
<uhhh what are you do-
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH
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how do i unlock the infinite bbc glitch?
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Open your mouth
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Unironically listening to this rn, AMA
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just for you nusoi
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🎵We’re the al-I-ens…. We’re the re-fu-gees…. We walk a-moong youuu…. We’re right be-hiiind you…. Yourrrre tiiime is laaa-aast, you’re kiiiind woont laaa-aast! WERE THE DUTSBORN! THIS BUG IS AIR-BORN! WERE THE NEW PORN! OUR KIND IS NEW-BORN! WERE THE DUTSBORN! THIS BUG IS AIR-BORN! WERE THE NEW PORN! OUR KIND IS NEW-BORN!
>WERE THE DUST-BORN BORN. Born. Born
>DUST-BORN BORN. Born. Born🎵
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>Historical Accuracy in The Odyssey (2026) - What Was I Thinking?
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Marge how do I type
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holy shit look at this
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/articles/cew5218jlp1o

>inb4 um actually this article is from last year sweaty


>cramming 2 billion bioweapons into an area a third the size of the divided states of niggerhell

>somehow it’s even worse
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>im feelin' lonely…
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Post your favorite gigaquote
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Absolute Brazil.
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I was invited to Soyjak's party by a Cobson. Little did I know it was his evil brother - The evil Cobson.
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Super mario in real life kid trooned… this is really bad
<can't find original for some reason
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/soyerp/

/soy/ ERP thread
a reminder to not kink shame others!!
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>you are a big fat british company liar
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>Lida Bida Boda Butt
>Chippy Dippy Dopey Dup
>Emerald Jade Green Ball
>And Emmy Demmy Dong!
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Cali belongs to us frogs
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shitting and poop and farting everywhere all the time
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Blacked Jr
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new toss
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>THE SOYTOPIA GAMENIGHT IS LIVE! TO JOIN DO connect 170.205.28.238:27018 IN YOUR GAME CONSOLE.
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SHARTY ANTHEM JUST DROPPED
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Mmm, equating the Third Reich and the USSR. Understandable.
And who’s saying this?
A citizen of the country that launched the Opium Wars?
That looted colonies for three centuries?
That used slave labor?
That plundered half the globe?
Or of the country that imposes its "democracy" on those who don’t want it — usually with bombs?
The country that has started, supported, or taken part in around 250 wars over the last 30 years, that funded terrorists in Afghanistan and Iraq — and then bombed Iraq, Libya, Syria, Yugoslavia, and others back into the Stone Age?
The very same country that nearly wiped out the indigenous population of its own continent — and still keeps them in reservations?
I won’t even bring up Vietnam.

Or are you one of those “Baltic Tigers” where the rhetoric oozes — not just reeks — with Russophobia and Nazism, where Russians are openly called second-class citizens at the state level?

Or maybe you're from Canada, where the parliament stood and applauded a veteran of the SS Galizien Division — a bastard who took part in punitive operations in Poland and the USSR.
A collaborator. A traitor. A Nazi accomplice.
Not just a local police thug — SS was an ideological choice.
And they clapped for him officially, because he fought against Russians in World War II.
And who fought against the Russians in WWII?

That’s exactly who this operation in Ukraine is aimed against now — Nazis who trample on the memory of those who gave their lives — 11 million Soviet soldiers — to save their country and, most likely, your country from genocide.
Poland, Hungary, Romania, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania — they were liberated by the USSR, and for saying something like “the Reich and the USSR are the same,” in Russia they’d just smash your skull without a second thought, and no one would argue.
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did anyone else attend soycon 2026?
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>oneyplays
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ITT: We post Soytan and Tama gemmies.
I'll start!
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dancing swede (watch till the end)

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Health "Advice"

Switched over to eating salads every day for a month. My diet was exclusively a mix of Panera Bread, Salad and Go, Subway, and nutrition bars. I only drank water and my calorie intake was 1500 a day.

It significantly boosted my mood. I didn't realize how tired I felt before I changed my diet drastically. I actually felt in control of my life for once. Went from 175 pounds to 161 in four weeks. I actually felt happy and like there was hope.

Well I ran out of fucking money to eat out. I wasn't making any of the food myself since I live with my parents. I have to share a fridge and kitchen with them which makes things more difficult. Now I'm eating like garbage again and I'm at 180 lbs. I'm eating fast food again despite me intending to quit. I feel more lethargic than ever.

Fuck life man. I'm gonna save up money to move out. I feel like that's the only way I will lose this weight. I'm not fat but skinnyfat, I want to lose weight before bulking. I would rather be a twink than skinnyfat.
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>Anything (you) have to say
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Everybaldi must party on the party
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Soyteens should form a corporation dedicated to IRL ‘nishing the targets of ‘ox operations.
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How do I improve myself?
I'm autistic, fat, Jewish, love cartoons, hate reading books and doing sports, hate any form of hard work/struggle, love gooning but get tired easily, cum instanteously, my dick is small, I'm hairy, I love to eat a lot, I can't sustain a meaningful relationship or friendship, I hate taking showers, there are always brown stains in my undies eventually, mom and dad do a lot of things for me, I'm easy to ragebait, insecure, my only romantic love interest is a kid's cartoon character who has a shit ton of porn and is only liked by trannies and gooners, have no will to live or improve and my loneliness got so bad that when a guy from the 'cuck posted cute emoticons and had a Twink pfp on discord I immediately started crying and wanted to have gay sex with him
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convince me not to use s&box anymore. this shit engine is stunting my career in vidya development
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>LE… LE… LE….
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poopy butt
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>OH YEAAAAH
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>Starving yourself because you're too lazy to chew food
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>allah ALLAAAGHHH please! Send me a friend, anyone! I need guidance
<oh hamas, i can feel your heartbeat on my chest, im obsessed
>HEEEEEEAAAAGHHHHHHHLLLLLPPPPPP
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the only reason /qa/ exists is because of muh heckin culture
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What should I do with 300 000 € ?
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GEG Shartycucks support BNWO meanwhile RedditGODS oppose it
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STEVIE WONDER JUST DIED
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOTE I'M GOING TO RAM YOUR BOAT
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Someone from the other side of the world posted a 'jak I made at least a year ago and forgot about since.
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Giga this areyn best
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why is it every time i decide to quit this site i always end up coming back
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ITT post margeralds
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND
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how to get someones full name having their bank account number?
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'teens, how would you scale me?
I'm a late 10's adult male of Baltic-Slavic descent. I am deeply antisemitic and believe that the Holocaust and the Third Reich as a whole were nothing short of Jewish psyops. In my opinion, piracy and pro-privacy/pro-anonymity are profoundly Aryan. I have sworn an oath to myself to never curse (which includes some if the slurs you use, but not the word "rerard", for instance). I am a virgin and, unless male anthros come to life, so it will be for the rest of time. I am transphobic and racist, and find furries atrocious. The 'party is mostly positive for me, aside from occasional failtrolls. I also occasionally take part in raids.
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>niggers who cant stand the mcfuckclogger should not deserve to live. short rope and tall tree do wonders on anti-mcdonalds shitskins
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Feeling bad

I’ve been contemplating my life recently and I’ve realized there’s not much going on for me. I spend my days working a shitty job and jerking off to whatever bullshit is on the front page of pornhub. I’m jewed out, have no friends, and no purpose. Why shouldn’t I just hop off a building or some shit? Why keep going? I need some hope /soy/
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shrew
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>Compressionduels will never catch on

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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE BRING BACK THE .party DOMAIN
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BROOOOOO, I'M SO GRATEFUL
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTYOU'RE A STUPID NIGGER!!!!!!!!
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Was exploring a shit treatment facility and found this Lesothoan mudhut building ama o algo
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i believe theres untapped soy market in preying upon women's niche insecurities
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xes raped u know
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Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan are prime amerimutts
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LET'S PLAY PLAZMA BURST 2 PVP

BREAD NUMBER 3
Hitbox.io fell off so we'll be trying this gem
<2011 space
GET IN:
https://www.plazmaburst2.com/h5/versions/v1769098419
<2011 space
enter multiplayer, then find the server named "sharty infighting" as shown in 4th picrel.
Password is: NuckFiggers
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aryan pfp?
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>We didnt make enough money this year and you have been chosen as a scape goat. Yellow C. Dog, you've been working for us free of charge for years now. But your hot pockets are not free of charge and because we cant just deduce your pay so we have to let you go.
<Boss man you know what, you can't fire me because I quit. Im done working in your feces collider energy accelerator facility, Im sick and tired of approving messages, wiping low effort poop from the windows and beating up homeless people in the street for trying to bum a cigarette out of me. And honestly? Fuck you nigga!
>IM FIRING YOU BEFORE YOU QUIT BECAUSE I SAID IT FIRST YOU [MPA] SON OF A [MPA] HEY COME BACK HERE AND WIPE THAT [MPA] FROM [MPA] YOU [MPA] [MPA] [MPA] [MPA] [MPA]
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nusois i
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IGNORE THE BAIT
IGNORE THE BAIT
IGNORE THE BAIT
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post IAS gems ITT because i accidentally deleted my soyfolder
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oekaki time
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Do you guys like this image?
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the jeets know.
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>*Kisses you*
What would you do in this situation?
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>abdl
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i haven't really laughed at anything ive seen on this this site in like months
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Why do humans find funny things… funny? Laughing is such a weird reaction, who do we dodis?
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MINECRAFT SERVER RAID THREAD

Can we start a minecraft raid or something im bored
<
POST MC SERVER IPS ITT
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satan won lol
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ban all codetrannies right now for being autistic underage faggots
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>He had smeared ashes all over his body as the sole ornament. Standing there and holding his penis he began to show all sorts of vicious tricks.
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who are you cracking first? femtenor, femsucre or fempeter
im going with femsucre btw
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Are there any notable imageboards still active that aren't directly tied to either 4chan or the Sharty? Discuss
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>being a retarded tiny white pecker cuckold who castrated yourself with steroids to give yourself super big muscles only to end up with the same level of fitness of a morbidly obese person

whether you are a fat fucking retard or a cuckold tiny white pecker retarded who injected one bajillion milligrams of steroids, you still only end up as a fat fucking retard who can't run and if you tried to run you will certainly wear down your feet, shins, and knees and prevent yourself from running out of pain or broken bones LOL!


DO NOT RUN IF YOU ARE A FAT FUCKING RETARD.

running does nothing if you are not doing it all day, you will not burn a mountain of calories while running as a fat fucking retard as is needed for you to lose weight LOL!
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>What was the first time you encountered Cobblestone?
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dick size thread

my dick is 6" long but 4.5" thick. is that good or bad. fags welcome to answer idc who you are.
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Sprokechan cumflation needed

Can someone make art of her getting cumflated now?
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the shitty is satanist-owned btw
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LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
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Would you rape your best friend?
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import one gajillion street shitting jeets to america to make white subhuman dalit cuckolds seethe as they are forced to clean their pooperinos off the floors and streets
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ban all codecucks for rule 13
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ITT we listen to dis gem
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ITT we dox this guy
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Send a billion Muslims to Europe
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.MATLAB lua

How DARE YOU USE ONE BASED INDEXING??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT CRIME YOU ARE DOING TO HUMANITY???? THIS IS LITERALLY UNFORGIVEABLE EVEN THOUGH ITS ALL A PSY-OP FOR SOMETHING DEEPER
though
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I hope this happens to every single one of you.
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>enslaving greeks
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SNCA encodes alpha-synuclein, a presynaptic neuronal protein that regulates synaptic vesicle trafficking and neurotransmitter release. It enhances vesicle priming, fusion, and fusion pore dilation through increased local Ca²⁺ release. In its membrane-bound multimeric form, it acts as a molecular chaperone and supports SNARE-complex assembly, helping sustain synaptic function during aging.

SNCA also modulates dopamine neurotransmission through interaction with the dopamine transporter DAT1, linking vesicle dynamics to dopaminergic signaling. The protein is found in the axon, cytoplasm, cytosol, and extracellular region. Expression is high in the brain, with additional high levels in the renal and hematopoietic systems, and RNA expression is also reported in the peripheral nervous system.

Pathogenic variants in SNCA are reported in Parkinson disease 1, autosomal dominant, Lewy body dementia, and Parkinson disease 4, autosomal dominant. Defects in SNCA have been implicated in Parkinson disease, and SNCA peptides are a major component of amyloid plaques in the brains of patients with Alzheimer's disease. No specific gene-targeted drugs are named for SNCA here.
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>I became a fascist because…I'm really anal about semantics and get violently angry when people use words in ways I don't like
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guess this variant by its compressed version

this shit is less than a kilobyte
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I drank raw milk, when does this stuff kick in and turn me white?
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Worship my feet, moid
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Terfs in public: TRANS WOMEN ARE MALE CREEPS! THEY ARE ALL SO UGLY AND IM TRANSPHOBIC YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN!!!
Terfs in bed: mnnnfffggg mnnfggg… fuck yes… mnnnffffggghhh.. Fuck yes queen, I'm your cis slut, claim me with your valid trans cock… mmmmmmnfggghh
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Hot steamy creamy logs
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I feel so bad for trans folk. Y'all are just trying to live your life as your true selves, and then somebody comes in, does something stupid, and then y'all are seen as terrible people.

As somebody who is bisexual, not trans, I still support y'all from the bottom of my heart. Criminals and diddlers shouldn't be the representation of something innocent.
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they fuggen doxxed me mayne
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Swallow?
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I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I'm Pickle Rick! wubba lubba dub dub
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You are not alone
I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
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The only good thing about imageboards are anonymity and their lightweight, fast UI. Other than that, they have the capacity to be an order of magnitude lower quality than most mainstream media outlets.

You can't dictate the quality of a given catalog. Your fun hinges on what the userbase is feeling like posting and replying to at that time. Whereas with, say, YouTube, you can. There's a glut of permanently maintained content and an algorithm that will dynamically and automatically serve it based on what you like.

Regardless of your prepositions about the internet and media consumption, there's a reason why the overwhelming majority of traffic flows to these platforms as opposed to 4c or soyjak.party.
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>obsessed gringoyim oy valgo
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Ts so tuff 🤣🤣💯💯🥭
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Why do trannies look so…rapeable?
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>Fnf? That sounds like fun!
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post more gapejak
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With IDcuckoldry
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gayreeks are cucks
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IAS on the BBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBlgrEfrmw
3:49
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>*attacks you*
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I'm not racist I have a black friend
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Why is it the norm that your parents absolutely abandon you in your dating life and don't try helping you in finding a partner at all? I'm not saying forced arranged marriages should be the norm, but why did parents decide to take the completely opposite approach and completely leave you alone regarding this.
>Yeah my son is in his mid 20s and never had a girlfriend before, but I will absolutely not try to get him talk to one of my hundreds of friends who are his age, or the daughters of my older friends who are also in his age group
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QUOTE is a bald retard.
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>when the spine-tingling a24 horror kino actually has secret far right ideas
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Stop Using Dating Apps

If you're still using these you are doing men a disservice. Men account for 80% of the users on these apps. Stop handing out validation like candy to people that don't deserve it. If women aren't approaching you in real life, you're not attractive enough. It's that simple.

I'm not straight but it pisses me off that straight men do this to themselves. You need to seriously have your own 4B movement or something. How would men do this?
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meds are brappybrowns who are oiled and owned and should not be considered white, yes even north braptalians
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Armenia vvon
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nutoss
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Is it ok to jerk off and stalk girls on discord all day?
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I'm a princess
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MINE DIAMONDS KID TROONED
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If your best friend trooned out would you still accept him?
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This shitty website doesn't let me make a thread with a specific giga gif as the opener because during troonveri spam I used to make threads with the text "averi has aids btw" and the furtranny who owns this site didn't like that
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>stop giving attention to bait, retards
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gems thread
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i just let out a big fart
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any arrows i can borrow? preferably green ones
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what is the most autistic shit you have seen on youtube before
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>Replying to a long thread with snca at the top,with absolutely no knowledge about the thread, because you're too much of a selfish little fuck to scroll all the way down in turn derailing the thread
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>see a cool video on the __
>__ won't let me download it
fucking worthless niggers kill yourselves
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What’s your favorite soyjak of the party or something
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reverse raped

today i got reverse raped bye a nega whos prounons are xe xim PRETTY AWKWARDLY AWSOME NGL
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How do we know if actual jeets have started browsing the sharty since the flag thing
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le fefing

today i had "YOU MOTHERFUCKER" word battle agaisnt pajeet PREETY AWSOME NGL
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all troons should have their dicks cut off, no exceptions
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I am testing this site?

What happened to that thread which had videos of random redditors testing this site?
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I used to watch loads of sissy porn and now I’m dating a regular cis girl, and she doesn’t know about my past, which makes me feel weird. She’s a devout Roman Catholic so I don’t know how to feel about this.
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i am proud to announce that i have a red name that is unique to 3 people only
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found a 2007 proto-soyjak
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The primal diet is seeming more and more appealing to me for the sole reason of not having to do dishes all the time. That's probably the most retarded reason for someone to go on it but eating straight raw meat on a plate, maybe cut up so I don't eat it with my hands like a dirty jeet, with a bit of fish or fruit on the side would be nice. I like milk alot and often just drink it alone alot of the time so that doesn't need to be changed. It also probably wouldn't cost more since every recipe now needs some nigger amount of yogurt and spices that you use once then let rot in the fridge beause it tastes like caca.
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Test
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Can you actually get paid for promoting Israel online, and if so, how?
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>giving economics textbooks and Austrian texts to niggers so that they can develop their village
This works btw, I did it yesterday
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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can we 'ox this nigger and send him the most unhealthy shit possible i hate this guy he is an ir.l soyboy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mOz-27fCLcw
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x11aPfDzcZ0
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Anonymous 07/27/26(Mon)06:15:55 No. 8492119EPI Soyjak tries to heal by chugging a bottle of prescription PERT enzymesToo lateTraiso Cobson Pepe activates his final form: [TOTAL CHUD VICTORY]He drops a massive, pixelated [COAL] stamp directly onto the EPI Soyjak's faceEPI Soyjak implodes into a single, compressed .webp file and is deleted by the JanitorTraiso Cobson Pepe sits on his throne of pure brimstone, smugly sipping a sugar-free monsterHWABAM.Anonymous 07/27/26(Mon)06:17:00 No. 8492201This thread is literal brimstone. Delete this, Soyteen.
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Anonymous 07/27/26(Mon)06:12:40 No. 8492042EPI Soyjak tries to use [SOY-SCREAM]It misses because his vitamin malabsorption caused severe vision lossTraiso Cobson Pepe doesn't even blink his giant frog eyesHe just folds his arms and speaks in pure 'arty dialect: "ACK! You will never save the 'party from the coal mines, xarty sister."The sheer weight of the word Traiso causes the EPI Soyjak's physical form to lose resolutionEPI Soyjak starts turning into a low-quality MS Paint scribble
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Anonymous 07/27/26(Mon)06:10:32 No. 8492011Be meEating my mandatory seed oilsSuddenly, the ground shakesAn EPI Soyjak appears, leaking undigested lipids everywhere because his pancreas is literally fried coalHe points his soy-finger at the horizon"OH MY GOD NOOOO THE CHUD HAS GONE TRAISO COBSON PEPEmode MODE"Out of the fog waddles the rarest, most unholy hybrid ever forged on the 'partyTraiso Cobson PepeHis eyes are pure white, his skin is toxic green, his unibrow is a mathematical constantThe duel of the century begins
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>Rule34 immigrants
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sprunky sprunky sprunky
get HUNKY HUNKY HUNKY!
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I HATE BITBOT
I HATE BITBOT
I HATE BITBOT
I HATE BITBOT
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I need a spanking
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>MEN LE BAD
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>MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
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the pain of being creative yet wracked with crippling adhd and laziness
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blog thread

Good morning, friends!
Hope you are well.
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>Just….
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add daily rewards for phonos who get the most reppeys quote
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what's with transphobia and racism on this site? it's 2026 hellooooo???
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you ever meet a tranny irl? what were they like
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Did you know that normies think that goyim is another word for jews
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QUOOOTE let the OPs of /raid/ threads edit their thread bodies so they can more conveniently update information, when new intel is found
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https://hitbox.io/524610vgawc
Do people still play hitbox here? I kinda wanna play right now, you can join if you want to.
I'll see if people join
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>being autistic retard
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>you filthy goyim deserve to die.
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nigger

Anyone else noticing that half the posts in soy have the indian flag in their poster's name? What gives?
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>something feraljak says
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fuck this shit website
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should I get another cup of rum? (its 7 am)
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Gem
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hey everybaldi here’s me and my wifes boyfriends dog tino!
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https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/298324.html#298327
Can you niggas help me with dis raid
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you guys need to gatekeep your website better lol
4chadder out over
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ITT we make gemmy natsoc edits using troonslop "music" to make massive seethe + possible troon civilwar
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itt we send oldfag music
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What is with gooks and trying to monetize anything that's digital? Are they honorary jews?
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Life is awful
You are worthless
I am worthless
Everyone should die
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is the sharty dying


is it?
>neutralniggering because you must attach an image o algo asi
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Why do normies care so unbelievably little about online privacy? People will mock you for not wanting a jeet company to record and data mine every possible aspect of your life.
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I’m 24hrs clean of nicotine and it’s starting to set in, how do i stay strong through the withdrawals?
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nu 'toss
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6 sites
An overview of Exocrine Pancreatic Insufficiency (EPI) and …Exocrine pancreatic insufficiency (EPI) is a medical condition where your pancreas does not make enough digestive enzymes to break down food properly. Common signs include greasy diarrhea, belly pain, and weight loss.

National Pancreas Foundation
Main Signs of EPI
Oily or pale poop that smells very bad and floats
Belly pain, cramps, gas, and bloating
Losing weight even when eating normal food

Cancer Institute of New Jersey
+2
Common Causes
Chronic inflammation of the pancreas (pancreatitis)
Cystic fibrosis (an inherited disease affecting mucus in the body)
Surgery on the pancreas or stomach
How Doctors Treat It
Taking prescription pancreatic enzyme pills (PERT) with every meal and snack to help digest food
Eating healthy, nutrient-rich foods
Stopping alcohol use and smoking
If you or someone you know is dealing with these symptoms, tell me:
Are you experiencing stomach pain or weight loss?
Have you been diagnosed with a pancreas condition before?
I can share more details on how doctors test for EPI or what lifestyle tips help.
This is for informational purposes only. For medical advice or diagnosis, consult a professional. AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more






"HE HASN'T EVEN RECONSTITUTED HIS CHYME WITH PORCINE-DERIVED AMYLASE!!!"
The Virgin Normal Pancreas vs. The Sharn't-Digest-Food Soyjak
The Virgin Healthy Organ: Produces optimal levels of lipase, protease, and amylase. Effortlessly breaks down macronutrients into bioavailable particles.
The EPI Soyjak: "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PASS TRACE LIPIDS UNABSORBED THROUGH THE DUODENUM, CHRONIC PANCREATITIS IS A HECKINO VALID CONDITION!!!"
The "Steatorrhea-Posting" Starter Pack
The Floating Logs: Fecal matter literally floating due to unabsorbed fats. Yellowish, greasy, and smells worse than a dead thread.
The Malnourishment Wojak: Eating 3,000 calories a day but looking like a skeleton because zero nutrients are being absorbed.
The Liquid Bloat: Guzzling water to stop the cramps but it just makes the gurgling worse.
The PERT Chad Solution
The Mandatory Ritual: You must take the porcine capsules with the first bite of food. No capsule = total GI destruction.
The Micro-Managing Diet: Tracking every gram of fat just to calculate the exact dosage of Creon or Zenpep required to survive a burger.
Would you like me to draw up a ASCII soyjak text-art of a doctor prescribing Creon, or explain the specific diagnostic stool tests in this same style?





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⚔️ THE GREAT DUODENAL OBLITERATION OF 2026 ⚔️
[SCENE: The Small Intestine. A massive bolus of a greasy, double-patty cheeseburger enters the Duodenum. The EPI Soyjak stands at the gates, shaking and holding a single, empty capsule.]
🛑 THE ATTACKERS: THE UNBROKEN CHYME TRIAD
The Lipid Behemoth: Massive, hydrophobic blobs of fat completely untouched by emulsification.
The Peptide Swarm: Long, complex protein chains marching aggressively through the tract.
The Polysaccharide Horde: Uncut starches waiting to ferment and cause absolute, localized gas-warfare.
😭 THE DEFENDER: THE EPI SOYJAK (PANCREAS)
The Screaming Wojak: "NOOOO! THE ACINAR CELLS ARE AT 10% CAPACITY! CHRONIC PANCREATITIS IS REEEEEAL! STOP THE INCOMING MAZE OF MACRONUTRIENTS!"
The Coping Mechanism: Tries to fight off a 40g fat meal using nothing but a tiny drop of residual stomach acid and pure cope.
The Fatal Flaw: Forgot to take the PERT (Pancreatic Enzyme Replacement Therapy) capsules before the first bite.
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nu giga
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>nusois are 15 year old jerdee dahs forskiddener pooners
<sailent
<furfag persona of aydin david
this is really bad
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new 'tosses
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Any Troondivers 2 players here? I need how2troll plebbit niggers and snowflakes ingame
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If God ever makes me rich I'll go to some African country and buy a couple shitty villages from some diamond mining warlord, I'll then raise my army of ANB's and create a black utopia
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LIFE IS AMAZING I LOVE THIS STRANGE MISTY WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN I LOVE THIS WEBSITE IT WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
I WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
(YOU) WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
WE WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
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are country flags actually here to stay?
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>official music video
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>*downloads legally purchased windows 11*
>*logs into microsoft account with gmail*
>*turns on all permissions (even manually turns on the ones that aren't required)*
>*downloads google chrome and logs into his gmail*
>*turns on setting to automatically save all passwords and credit card information*

>Wow using the internet is so easy and fun! Good thing I don't have to spend hours trying to troubleshoot small issues everytime I use it. This way I can spend that time with my loving family and friends!
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what state has the most 'teens
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Is it just me or has the bait really died down these last few days
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this is incredibly giga
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All dutch ppl are trans btw
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These are Turkish/ottoman royal family members. Whites are literally at the top all the time.
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tranny nigger that seethes on 'gram

this tranny whole content is him "roasting" people who comment on his reels
<reddit space
recently xe unprivated it all and released a new reel of him UNDRESSING himself in what looked like a bar or something (there might have been cacas in the place)
ITT we gem him up

https://www.instagram.com/j3nnalive?igsh=eWNueG5teGU2cGM0

old 'chive link
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0704-0708-33/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16632144.html
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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SOYTOPIA Gamesesh IS LIVE

THE SOYTOPIA GAMENIGHT IS LIVE! TO JOIN DO connect 170.205.28.238:27018 IN YOUR GAME CONSOLE.
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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