minervakarshOne week till the most dreaded day of my life! Yayyyyyy(Can I please just not grow up. ever. Can I pull a Peter Pan. Can I opt out. Please)#minnie rambles1

minervakarshThe “your tags” folder when you aren’t following any tags simulator:post about a fandom you know porn textpost post about a fandom you don’t know but the art is a bangerthree or four political textposts a political post with pictures instead porn textpostshitpostsomeone’s vent post, sometimes completely untaggedpost about a fandom you knowrandom woman in her underwearfive posts in a row about the same pair of young white guys from yet another tv show you couldn’t care less aboutBTS for some reason post about a fandom you don’t know but the art is a bangershitpostporn textpost about a kink you’ve never even thought possiblewhat are ai generated pictures doing hereshitpost#minnie rambles#kinda3

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. But if you go over there, well, there be ___."Dragons. Dragons. It’s all dragons. Who said wings of fire 25

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minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Coming up with a fitting name for an original character is one of the trickiest parts of character creation. Yet I think it's also one of the most fun challenges! So what do you think would be a good name for a character associated with wind?This could be based on literally anything, including just vibes. But ideas could come from mythology (gods and spirits and heroes and monsters from different cultures). Or history (figures who famously studied or thought about or worked on the atmosphere, aerodynamics, etc.). Or media (many different stories, games, and movies have characters, classes, and species who are connected with the sky). Or simple word association derivatives (for example, with "wind" you could get "ventilation", which could then give Venti, Entil, Tila, Ilati, etc.).Visser2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "Necromancy is real, fully able to conjure spirits and reanimate the dead, but the twist is ___." (Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)Only bacteria count. Enjoy your army of 1258 dead bifidobacteria. 3

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: On a scale of -10 to 10 (with zero being neutral) how much do you like romances and/or stories having to deal with passion?It’s a 9 at least, as long as it’s either in a fanfic OR not the focus of the story. If the work is wholly dependent on romance, it’s at most a 3 for me. I’m a hopeless romantic myself, but for me romance is never a raison d’étre 2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Pangolins always look like they're nervous to ask you something. (Seriously. Look at a photo of them if you don't believe me.) What question do you think they're wanting to ask you?If they look like pinecones.2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Who are the last three characters you posted/reblogged about?And now, with them in mind, it's time to play ... BAKE, RAKE, OR LAKE! Meaning which of them would you cook a plate of cookies for (bake), which of them would you work with for 3 months doing yardwork (rake), and which of them would you shove in a body of water (lake)?(For me, it'd be ... The Austism Creature, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Count Dooku. And it'd be Bake, Rake, Lake in that order.)Not counting my OCs, it’s Vriska Serket and three Disco Elysium skills that I must choose two of - I’m choosing Inland Empire and Electrochemistry because they speak to my Harry more. It’s also Bake, Rake, Lake in that order - I love you Echem but I think you need to chill out a little bit. A swim might help. 2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why is this month named June?June mama 2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: What are 3 places you'd like to visit? The more specific, the better!(For Example: I want to visit South Korea, yeah, but more specifically, I wanna visit the giant statue of Yi Soon-Sin in South Korea.)I want to visit the Mriya hotel in Crimea, near YaltaI want to visit the Acropolis in AthensI want to visit these particular orchids I found online:2

minervakarshSince when can I see the list of my own comments 2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: They just updated the operating system that controls reality (oh, by the way, your reality is a simulation controlled by a reprogrammable operating system—sorry about that) and it's now impossible to use all the swear words people used just yesterday. What is a replacement (or some replacements) you would suggest people use from now on?I would’ve called Ruty to the stage, but she is an OC of mine and doesn’t exist in this universe. Sadly. Regardless, she’d have some suggestions - “fridge” and “shield” are among her favorites.(What do we call fridges and shields now? Well that wasn’t the question, now was it?)2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: The Fae have spirited you away to Fairyland ... By which I mean, during your day-to-day activities, you happened to stumble by accident through a fairy circle nobody (including the Fae) knew was there. Where did it turn out this unexpected, accidental fairy circle was located?Be as specific as you can. Not in way of an address, but more than merely "at work" or "at school". For example, "in the storage closet that smells like mildew" or "in the science room with the weird dent in the ceiling".Baby, since I have almost this exact kinda plot planned out for my darling Minnie over there (well, if you replace the fae with a 35 year old guy called Chris… who knew where the portal was, to boot, given that HE put it there…), I know the exact fucking location. Behind of our local shopping malls, in that small tree-filled area. There’s also a plum tree growing nearby, and one time I saw half a kilo of chocolate-covered snacks just lying there on the ground. And I took them. Because free food, and because Magpie Instinct.33

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: While mowing the lawn yestereve, I happened to come upon a baby nue (a Japanese manticore, basically, with the body of a tiger, a snake for a tail, and a monkey's head) hiding in the grass. This is remarkable, as I don't live anywhere even remotely close to Japan. Like, there's an ocean and a lot of continent between me and Japan.But anyway ... I guess I'm going to be raising it now. Any recommendations for what I should call it?For whatever reason, the only name in my mind is Vriska. Even though the creature does not resemble a spider nor a scorpion in the slightest.i guess we doin Vriska now310

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minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. But if you're ___ and you know it, ___."Stressed and you know it, fuck it all and sleep. You won’t remember the neglected duties in half a year, but your body will remember the stress forever2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letters in TADC stand for?Too Advertised, Don’t Care.14

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Coming up with a fitting name for an original character is one of the trickiest parts of character creation. Yet I think it's also one of the most fun challenges! So what do you think would be a good name for a character associated with water?This could be based on literally anything, including just vibes. But ideas could come from mythology (gods and spirits and heroes and monsters from different cultures). Or history (figures who famously studied or thought about or worked on water). Or media (many different stories, games, and movies have characters, classes, and species who are connected with oceans, lakes, and rivers). Or simple word association derivatives (for example, with "fire" you could get "combustion", which could then give Combu, Ombust, Stion, Costio, etc.).Lena2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "There are nature spirits who protect various regions, but the twist is ___."(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)The regions aren’t on Earth.2

minervakarshThis is stupidOriginal tweet under cutKeep reading#disco elysium#disco elysium skills#de logic#de inland empire#de electrochemistry#does anyone even use these tags apart from the Echem one? anyway#shitpost#my art#< if that counts as art1116

minervakarshApparently there will be a new Dancing Line level. All hail The Mystery!!!15

minervakarshAlmost four years ago, I was sitting in the kitchen. No one but me was home.A perfect moment to listen to a song.The song was from the creators of a series I liked and like, and it had story significance. It was not their only song. It was touching, but not the most touching song I had ever heard. Logically, it should not have impacted me at all.But at that moment, I understood something. Understood so clearly, so sharply, that I think a shard of it is still lodged into my heart.“They made this”, I thought, suddenly. “They made this. They are humans, like me. Their brains aren’t that different from mine. They’re just two people who like their creation. I am also a person who likes her creations, if she has them.”And then, I could’ve - should’ve - thought “if they made something good, and they’re humans like me, it means I can do something good too!”Instead, what pierced my brain was “I haven’t.”“They have impacted people’s lives. Look at the likes, girl in the mirror, look at the comments. People love what they are doing. I love what they are doing.”“They have done something Good.”“They have Created.”“I have not.”I tried shaking this thought off, but it stayed.“I have not.”“I will not.”“I will never.”I didn’t even notice how my cheeks became wet, but when they did, there was no stopping it. It was me, the kitchen, the warm lighting and the realization that the fourteen years I had under my belt were all for absolutely, utterly, nothing. Nothing I had ever created impacted the world. Not a single stranger had ever praised anything I had done - and strangers are the ones that matter, because only they are unbiased.I was there, doodling my worthless ideas, when there were kids my age producing priceless works of art. I was there, thinking that whatever trite rhyme I came up with was poetry, while there were people out there weaving tapestries out of words - words I knew, yet they could master them and I could not.Nothing, I thought, nothing differentiated me from all these wonderful people - except they Could and I Could Not.It was then, with swollen eyes and burning cheeks, looking more like a bloated alcoholic than a fourteen-year-old girl, I made a decision.“Ten years”, I said out loud, looking down. “In ten years I’ll be 24. If, until then, I won’t have created something worthwhile, something that people will like, love even…”I paused, not wanting to say this. But I still did.“…then I don’t deserve to live.”It was too vague of a wording for me, so I altered it:“Then I must kill myself.”It was settled. I marked it in my brain - ten years from now, when I won’t have the excuse of being too young anymore. Either I Can, or I Cannot. Either I Create, or I Create Not - and in that case, why even waste air?Now I like to think it has changed. Now I look at myself in the mirror and smile, because I want to love what looks back at me.But when I see talent - of any kind - talent stronger than mine, which is most of them - I feel fourteen again, and no matter where I am I feel myself sitting in the kitchen, listening to the song that others have Created and I have Not.I’m almost eighteen now.There’s slightly more than six years remaining.I don’t want to think about what will happen once they run out.#minnie rambles#honestly I don’t know how to tag this. or even *whether* to tag this#just know that this is why this all matters to me215

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: On a scale of -10 to 10 (with zero being neutral) how much do you like sci-fi as a genre?A solid 9. It can get boring and misanthropic so not 10.2

minervakarshNot a good media take and not a bad one but a secret third option: correct but why would you make it correct :(#can you tell that I acquainted myself with DE and with the whole 22 years jazz#my opinion is thus:#I don’t think it’s gonna be CANCELLED per se#but definitely delayed at least five years#because Kim plans to live till 70 and thus no power can possibly kill him at 65#minnie rambles12

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Who are some equine (horsey) characters you really like, and why? They could be literal and entirely animal (horses, donkeys, etc. who act like animals do). Or characters who are animals with some human behaviors (such as the ability to think, speak, and act like humans, etc.). Or characters/creatures who are defined by being part equine (like centaurs, unicorns, qilins, etc.) or temporarily equine (shapeshifters, people who are cursed into an animal form, etc.). Or they could even be entirely human, but just have those vibes in your opinion.They can be from any genre of any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that they are equine-coded, and you like them!Franziska von Karma from Ace Attorney (there is also Bronco Knight but I don’t like him that much, personality-wise. Do enjoy his role in the story though)Josh from Detroit: Become Human (his animal form would be a pony, methinks)Every character I like in MLP, which I won’t listCurly and Anya from MouthwashingSilent Salt Cookie from CRKLuna Lovegood from HP who is a unicorn to me. Also, FirenzeLoam from Hollow Knight: SilksongMax Canté/Pegasus, and his kwami Kaalki, from Miraculous Ladybug (writing all the names from memory sorry)Equius Zahhak from HomestuckAL-AN from Subnautica Below ZeroanyonestillrememberMiaandMe anyway Onchao, among other unicorns from thereMoonlight the unicorn, who I created for Karindia my imaginary landWhen I was fourteen I started writing a book (which is discontinued for now) which featured a morally ambiguous woman who could turn into a horse. So - Virika Enar, my dear creation who may or may not ever see the light of day And this beauty! Her name is Angarag (or how are you supposed to spell it in English… it’s a Mongolian name meaning roughly “ember”), but I call her Anya for short 24

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Everybody's getting ice cream! (Or a dairy-free substitute like sorbet if your dietary restrictions so require.) What flavor will you choose?Pistachio, always and forever!3

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minervakarshjkl-fff asked:A fly DJ in a dapper bow tie, jamming it out surrounded by microphones.3

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! Without saying what it is, post an image that depicts one of your interests. This could be a literal or a metaphorical depiciton. Let's see if people can guess what your interest is based solely off the image!113

minervakarshI can’t be the only one who thought of this right#disco elysium#harry du bois#shitpost#my art#< if that counts as art#yes Minnie has a new fandom now everybody clap1537

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Live and let live. Also, live and let ___."Evil because evil is live backwards and I think it means something 13

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why is this month named May?Because anything may happen 3

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: WEIRD RACES! MAY EDITION! Carly Rae Jepson, writer of the song "Call Me, Maybe". She must sing the song the whole time she runs, but otherwise has no other impediments on her movement. VS An average guy wearing a full "French maid" costume for the first time including cute pumps with a bit of a heel. (And he's surprised to discover he doesn't hate it.)Which will be the first to cross the finish line 250 yards (basically 250 meters) away? You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!I can smell how uncomfortable the maid dress is from here (as in, uncomfortable to run in, sweaty etc). Carly, show him.2

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minervakarshbelltothethirdpower asked:Hi!!! List 5 things that make you happy & then put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you!I like summer, carbonated drinks, weekends, dance music and drawing. But I’m not a chain mail gal, sorry.Anyone’s free to answer this themselves, of course - it just seems mighty reminiscent of spam letters to me.12

minervakarshPracticed drawing some DBH guysFeaturing - a lot of notes, by Minnie for Minnie, detailing everything I should be on the lookout for in the future. Also featuring a very large Hank for some reason, larger than Luther which should count as blasphemy methinksNo I will not be coloring it#my art#dbh#detroit become human#dbh connor#dbh kara#dbh markus#hank anderson#dbh alice#dbh luther#dbh north2323

minervakarshCan you tell me why is my tumblr keyboard doing this?It doesn’t even have regular brackets!Edit: no comma too???(It’s okay when making my own posts, as well as writing DMs. It’s comments that I can’t normally write now)#minnie rambles#kinda?#seriously but whyyyy2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Who are two characters you really like from two stories you really enjoy (of any genre of any medium—novel, comic, movie, show, podcast, game, etc. including OCs if you like)? AND which of them would be better at arranging and maintaining a really nice garden?I’ll cheat, as always - Jade Harley vs Marty McFly. Sorry, Marty, but your ADHD ass cannot. The plants would disintegrate like your siblings almost did.2

minervakarshReblogged stellar-entityhyyl18FollowTAG GAME GUYSTAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE Starting with me:Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay minervakarshThe name I made for myself in a game when I was eight was Minerva Karsh. I’ve had multiple names I went through, but Minerva Karsh was my magnum opus. It only took me about two years to completely switch from referring to myself by my passport name to Minerva Karsh. Now I consider it my real name, so real that I won’t put it in any documents. It would be a sin to sully it with bureaucracy @mildlybizarrecorvid @jazzfromthevoid @jawshark5959 @cheriboms @who-s-watching @wyrmmsun @planeta8301 @robyn-on-hellsite @she-loves-you-like-a-dog @witch-ren @wheezyth3dem0n and all other people that want to 2804,4675,005

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: Qing Long, the Azure Dragon god-beast who presides over everything in the Eastern Sky (and also spring, because they just can't say no when coworkers push tasks onto them), needs to attend a work-related conference for, like, a couple weeks. Who or what do you suggest to fill in for them?I’m very intrigued by the inclusion of “or what”. So I propose - a giant iron anvil painted blue and gold. Just because.3

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: The classic gryphon/griffin has the head and front talons of a golden eagle and the body and back paws of a lion. Sometimes it also has an eagle's wings. But today ... we're going to change things up by combining a different bird with a different cat for some grifFUN! [pause for laughter/booing]Which kinds do you choose? Attach a photo of each so people can get a sense of how your gryphon/griffin looks!(If you don't know varieties of birds or cats well enough to choose, try using a Random Letter Generator, and then search for "birds/cats that start with [your letter]" until you find one you like. Or one that'd look messed up. Whichever.)Scarlet macaw + tortoiseshell cat29

minervakarshPeople be out there having mind palaces while I barely have a mind toolshed. Capitalism 13

minervakarshReblogged furiaenlaciudadsourcengine-movedminervakarshMe when the DeLorean au enters my brain again (yes I am annoying about her but I need the whole world to see her okay. Ask me about that AU. Please please pleaseeee)#delorean#bttf#<- tagging because maybe people can click these tags on my blog and see her?2613,50323,525

minervakarshRebloggedloch-nes-dragonFollowI'M MAKING A TAG GAME HAHA!Basically, take a picture of yourself touching grass. No pictures with faces though, just a hand or a few fingers touching grass (you can illustrate over your hand if you wish). You get extra points if it's not real grass. No pressure! I shall begin, let's see where this goes.BE FREE >:3@pixlart04 @lalaland-ruler @silvergrovezelda @cluckyhylian @solarisaeon @stargazer56cipher @herwonderlandfire uh I can't remember your current tag 😔 @abyssweaver @echothevessel @epichermesholymoly + open tags!lalaland-rulerGrass has been touched ((@vaeh2011 @pixlart04 @faceless-crowd @freakasaurus-rex @my-mom-named-me-duck @thiings-with-wings @chamber-of-voices @listacole @solarisaeon @alex-the-cryptid and anyone else))chamber-of-voicesI touched the green stuff @mildlybizarrecorvid @uglypizzarat + open tags!mildlybizarrecorvidI get extra points. HuzzahminervakarshI think this is also worth extra#shitpost41524

minervakarshBoy oh boy it’s TSP day! Can’t wait to… (checks notes) go to a boring building and sit there writing boring essays and take the exact same steps I always take… all the while with no Wi-Fi of my own, so I will have to rely on the school Wi-Fi which allows no VPN, and that means no freedom… and all THAT will be in a white void, because the Russian weather decided TODAY is the perfect day to fit the Hollywood stereotype and have twenty centimeters of snow…Stanley simulator yippee! (said through angry tears)#minnie rambles#the stanley parable#tsp2317

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: The launch of Artemis II has reminded us all that space exploration is objectively AWESOME. So we're going to commemorate it with giant statues all across the globe. I'm talking 300 feet in height (or 91.5 meters) kinda giant! You get to pick where one of the statues will go. No limitations on location!And any particular recommendations for what your "space exploration" statue should look like, or aspects it should incorporate?That one disc from the ancient times with the first known depictions of the moon and stars on it. Tumblr informed me of its existence and it’s heartwarming as fuck.As for the location… come on now. They all go to the same place with me.3

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minervakarshThe dilemma of “my mutual has made an absolutely FIRE art and I wanna support them” and “if I like this art, tumbitch will think I like the art’s subject, which I do not”@cheriboms this is about you (I love love LOVE your Cars fanart but this franchise has never been up my alley… this here is my way of liking and reblogging it)#minnie rambles15

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: In honor of Earth Day, who are some botanical, floral, or arboreal characters you really like, and what do you like about them? They could be fully plant in form, yet possess sentience (like a tree, flower, or cactus that can think and speak, etc.). Or their species could be derived from plants that can now move around (like Ents in Tolkein, Groot in Marvel, and Plants of Trigun). Or they could be part-plant (like many Pokemon) or spiritually connected to a specific plant (like dryads, kodama, leshy, etc.). Or they could even be entirely human, but just have those kinda vibes in your opinion.They can be from any genre of any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that they are somehow plant-coded, and you like them!Flowey from UndertaleWormwood from Don’t StarveThe White Lady and Nyleth from Hollow Knight You did mention Pokémon so I won’t list those. Just know that if a Pokémon is Grass-type and cute, it’s on this listThe Deku Tree, and the koroks, from Zelda BotWIsabela Madrigal from Encanto probably counts too?Leshy from Cult of the Lamb Te Fiti from Moana(Will edit this post if I remember more. I love plant guys)4

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: What are three songs you remember listening to recently? Not neceasarily the most recent songs, just relatively recent.Appelle mon numero, Сан-Франциско, 陽光彩虹小白馬2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "We all live in a yellow submarine for about a month out of the year. The rest of the time, we live in ____."A green submarine. Because it rhymes.3

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letter in BAE stand for?Bees Are Excellent3

minervakarshNot in a drawing mood so have the laziest contribution to this fandom ever#dont starve#dst wilson3090

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minervakarshWhy are sperm whales called that. It would’ve cost the English language zero dollars zero cents to call them something else. Imagine if it was the same with birds or something. “Oh do you hear that? Yeah I think it’s the jizz finch. Nature is beautiful” #minnie rambles22

minervakarshSorry for casually going on a philosophical tangent in the middle of a lighthearted chat and then going straight back to shitposts. It will happen again#minnie rambles#kinda?#this is about my relationships with many people actually. y’all know who you are12

minervakarshRebloggedaskthefutureboyFollowminervakarsh asked:How would you react if DeLorean suddenly looked like this?(To everyone who is not Marty, this is an advertisement for my AO3 series - “DeLorean the Future Girl” by minervakarsh yeah yippee. Check it out pls I’m so proud of it and I’m still writing moreeee)askthefutureboy answered:“Hey, uh, so first of all, HOW THE HELL-?!”minervakarshA long story ^~^#delorean#bttf#back to the future218

minervakarshstellar-entity asked:Pick a number from 1 - 12 and I'll give a video from my 'SUPER INTERESTING STUFF!!! (to me only)' playlist4!114

minervakarshReblogged mildlybizarrecorvidaroacexuemengFollownot the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do hereminervakarshDo it then#metal family#metal family heavy#shitpost#mayhaps4596,01568,093

minervakarshmildlybizarrecorvid asked:?Yes. Thank you3

minervakarshHappy 413!! I’m not breaking this tradition I swear my physical art looks much better in person. My phone camera just sucksHappy 30th birthday to the 13 year old young man (sadly, 2026 - 2009 = 17, 17 + 13 = 30)#homestuck#homestuck 413#john egbert#my art917

minervakarshmildlybizarrecorvid asked:I think this is the closest I can findThank youI was thinking more of a black curly mane for the pony, since Josh is black, but eh. You put effort into this so thanks a ton ^~^#detroit become human#<- because yes that’s what it’s about2

minervakarshjkl-fff asked:Silly Game Time: WEIRD RACES! APRIL EDITION! A silverback mountain gorilla. VS An average, teenage track and field member who has to wear a full-body ape costume the entire race.Which will be the first to cross the finish line 250 yards (basically 250 meters) away? You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!The gorilla would not care about the win. I vote tracker.2