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One thing that always concerned me is how all the replies in these screenshots aren't even disgusted by the post. Were oldfags really like this?
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what is wrong with this dogshit ass website
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/date/ Dating Thread

Dating Thread, since you autistic retards need help finding a mate, clearly.

Post dating adverts ITT. (IE, advertise yourself o algo)

Intended to be a long-term, long-lasting thread.
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>You are banned

>Zone: Sitewide

>Reason: pedo obsession
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/soy/ world map but first image by a flag is the one added to that country
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We look like this
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What does this remind you of
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>Skibidi toilet
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Nu 'Toss

'Nu Toss. (with proof that I made it)
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was the cacacaust any beneficial for the soysphere now that 6 months have gone by?
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I tried making that quote banana split
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ok so ok when
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what's your favourite soyjak variant?
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>ay gimme a half pound of gabagool
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>being so /calm/ that my heart stopped
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When do HTSMs or Hunkies become nates
>ARROW
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>I swear to god I'm going to punch the next nusoi I see
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Can we rape and dox this guy

Offsiter stealing our memes and makes a video crying like a bitch for being bullied in school
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Operation Gemtape Pt. 3

You will now be insta-nished from the site and cord if you affiliate yourself with the shardee, so be careful. They are also lurking the thread
We are now continuing with the 'oxxing of the current and former owners, and different figures in the community who position themselves against the sharty.
<What is it?
KamTape is a site that attempts to recreate the look, feel, and style of mid 2000s youtube. However like with most niche internet content its already infested with trannies.
<What do we have so far?
FIRST THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-0515-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16779388.html
SECOND THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-1108-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16781501.html
'KI ARTICLE: https://soyjakwiki.org/KamTape
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nvm I understand the cacacaust now
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Poop and muzzies dying

When MAPhammad got zutted by 100 niggers in Makkah, what do you think he was thinking about at that exact moment? How was he able to explain to his acquaintances that he got all his magical power from taking the zuttpill?
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The pond in my backyard became very unkempt over the years, it's more akin to a swamp. All the leaves and sticks and what not accumulated, and cover the entire surface and what managed to sink, the bottom. Even lilypads were forced to rise above water to get some personal space, or sun, or maybe the water evaporated maybe all of them. I started pulling that crap bit by bit so it dries in the sun and I can dump it or burn it. I would like to hear frogs ribbit again.
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Face reveal please be nice
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Music sucks

Metal sucks, its too loud and has too much yelling in it, noise =/= talent
Black metal sucks, its just metal for especially edgy faggots
Punk sucks, its like pop music for edgy faggots
Rock sucks, its just family friendly punk for boomers
Pop sucks, its corpo FoTM music normies will forget about next month
K-pop socks, its autotuned pop music for pooners somehow even more corporate
Hiphop sucks, its nursery rhymes for niggers
Rap sucks, its just hiphop for broke niggers who want to feel tuff
Trap sucks, its just rap for zesty niggers
Drill sucks, its just trap but with different name
Jazz sucks, its just bunch of niggers playing whatever
Blues sucks, its just jazz made by lethargic niggers
Country sucks, its just blues for boomers about some snca southern shitholes
Folk sucks, its just country for pig herders
Electronic music sucks, its annoying ADHD bing bing wahoo
Techno sucks, its electronic mosquito music for spergs
Vaporwave sucks, its electronic music for stoners
Retro sucks, its electronic music for nostalgic manchildren
Chiptune sucks, its just retro music for crossdressing manchildren
Breakcore sucks, its a sped up remix of the same stolen drum beat sample
Classic music sucks, its for obnoxious low iq mutts who want to feel smart
Parody music sucks, its for people who think changing lyrics is hilarious
Psychodelic music sucks, its a white noise for crackheads
Subgenre music sucks, not a soul will remember name of your hyperspecific flavor of garbage, they will call it the main genre
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Post trans memes itt (。・ω・。)
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>thin gal gets a fat gay roommate
>she's a good cook, orders out a lot too
>soon, roomie's eating habits rub off on her
>her bf isn't into her weight gain
>constantly tries diets and exercise routines, but they all fail
>she insists that it's not her fault, but bf doesn't believe her
>he starts seeing another, thinner woman and dumps her
>she goes further in a downward spiral, turns to food & drugs for comfort
>getting drunk, blazed, or both and gorging with her roomie on a nightly basis
>roomie's getting pretty comfy with her as of late
>neither of them have any problem with chilling in the apartment shirtless
>or squeezing hip-to-hip on the couch to watch TV
>or sharing food
>or complimenting each other's bodies as a little ego-boost
>one drunken pizza-filled night, the formerly-thin gal confesses to his roommate
>she's so down bad after getting dumped, she'd do anything to get laid
>…anything, you say?
>it's not gay, it's just one friend helping out another
>besides, it's just experimentation
>what harm can one little night of fooling around be?
>five years later, she's waddling through a pride parade wearing nothing but 6XL booty shorts and a crop top that says "DOUBLE-WIDE PRIDE"
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woody gem
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Nusoi i
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Soyjaks were never really about soy and we need to stop caring about IAS to continue making gems
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I had a nightmare.
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Don’t sorrow, ‘teen, God has a plan for you, you might not realise it yet but God is preparing your wife right now and all you have to do is to be the best man you can be for her. Go outside from time to time, practice alms giving, fasting and prayer, take a 15 minute break every 1 hour of screen time, eat healthy, go to the gym and reconnect with God. He loves you and wants the best for you. wholesomeheart
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I just gave my full bank details to an indian claiming to be named Gerald over the phone.
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SneedBuilding Update

made some major progress recently
the base engine is nearly complete
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>A recurring pattern among Homestuck's humans is first names four characters long followed by surnames of six or seven characters
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What makes nuvariants so dusty? Compare.
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How do you tell a foid off
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All my friends are heathens, take it slow…
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Fuckers on sharty telling me, always on the /soy/ Lil Hunky ain’t bout this, Lil Hunk ain’t bout that My boy a AB on fucking Draob and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Lil Hunky ain’t no hitta Lil Hunky ain’t this Lil Hunky a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the jerdee and shit Nigga been on a ban list since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
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i can't deny it, i wish i looked like her, i wish i was born a woman, i hate being a moid, i hate being xy, i wish it was different for me :((((((
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SHE AINT GOT THAT DOPE!
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Make more coco ‘tosses because apparently mymy is for spics
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i can't deny it, i wish i looked like her, i wish i was born a woman, i hate being a moid, i hate being xy, i wish it was different for me :((((((
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soyjaks are a dead meme

rename sharty to miss circle party NOW!!!!
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LOL
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There will never be another sharty. There will never be such a great counter cultural force on the internet again, the humor and everything I don't think will ever be replicated in an internet community. That's why I hate quote so much. Such great opportunity and he fucking wasted it sitting on his ass. Sure you can make splinter after splinter but that will just be a cheap imitation made out of spite. I'd hope for a spiritual successor like how we sorta were what Shrekchan was back in le day but I doubt it, it's just wishful thinking.
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What the fuck do you nusois see in troongezelig?
I watched it yesterday because I was really bored and there's literally NOTHING special about it, it's a generic tranime with safe edgy humor and a different artstyle.
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Space Station 13 Gamenight

there's going to be a space station 13 gamenight at 4pm utc
grab byond from https://www.byond.com/download
follow the guide here >>>/ss/3
https://github.com/Space-Soyentists/soylentveegeefork
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I drew coaly nuvariants on my desk today instead of writing nigger or something
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>walkable earthbound inspired rpgs about depression theory
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miss circle worshipping thread 2
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d n b site
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i'm such a digusting fat brown nigger
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>MISGENDERING TRANS PEOPLE IS SO FUNNY IM SO GLAD A PEDOPHILE IS IN CHARGE OF OUR COUNTRY WHOSE RETARDED INBRED POLICE FORCE IS ASSAULTING TRANS PEOPLE FOR NO REASON
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Dead site lol
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>OMG DID THAT YOUTUBER JUST SAY "RETARD"??????? I DONT EVEN CARE IF HE GROOMED CHILDREN I FUCKING LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THE R-WORD BECAUSE I HAVE NO EMPATHY
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Can a trannies Frankenstein pussy queef?
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>baiting in dnb hours
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>THIS PEDOPHILE *ALSO* SAID RACIST THINGS??? I FORGIVE HIM, HE'S SO BASED
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>We wuz Vikangs n shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!
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why do my balls ache how do I fix this
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Racism, antisemitism, homophobia, transphobia and misogyny is failtroll behavior. If you disagree you are a jartycuck (although this term is problematic because there is nothing wrong with cuckoldry, so we need to find a better alternative to this word in the future). We are all brown and gay anyway so allowing these would be hypocrisy. We welcome everyone from Reddit, Bluesky and those from Twitter that disavow of El*n M*sk's nazification of the website, since most of us found out about soyjaks there.
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this faggot has a whole ssd just for cp
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Hey Maya if you are reading this I'm sorry about tonight things have gotten emotional and out of control. I know we will sort through it in the morning I love you sweetheart
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>skyrim thalmor run where you kill all nordniggers
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>OMG GAY PEOPLE ARE SUCH PEDOPHILES
>YEAH I AGREE LOLI IS JUST FICTION WE SHOULDN'T MAKE IT ILLEGAL
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>Heh, I owned that liberal tranny with facts and logic, now lets goon to loli while praising a pedophile president
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I want to pound Kaze so badly

Supercell please let me have sex with Kaze, she is so hot and gorgeous, i need this. I always wanted a Japanese women to accompany me, they are so cute and they are sweet beings of benevolence. Kaze is the greatest Japanese girl to ever be thought of. Everything about her character screams perfection. Kaze has only made my love for Japanese women even stronger, and I have zero regrets about my powerful addiction to Japanese women. I could’ve fixed her better than any other man could have ever. I could’ve been Kaze’s sex slave. Supercell i beg of you, let me fuck Kaze. I can actually save people from being kidnapped, unlike the pathetic Kenji. I’d be perfect for Kaze. I don’t care what it takes, please let me have intercourse with Kaze. Have you seen those child bearing hips of hers? I started jacking off for hours as soon as i saw those. I crave nothing but Kazes legs, she can crush my skull with those if she wanted too. Maybe she could even sit on my face and leaves dents on me. I don't care if i get myself killed by those methods anyway, its a small price to pay for one of the greatest experiences in the world. Supercell should give me a prostitute in a Kaze cosplay, it would be the greatest thing to ever occur in my life, second being my half brother killing himself. I cannot stop thinking about fucking that tight Japanese pussy of Kaze’s, he who pulls me out of Kaze’s tight ass shall be King Arthur. I keep imagining a happy family with me and Kaze. I choose to keep imagining a great life with my wife Kaze. I could’ve raised our son better than the worst assassin brawler ever, maybe he would’ve been more well behaved if i raised him better then the brawler fail known as Kenji. I’ve lost gallons to Kaze, and the number of faps increases by the day. Im even jacking off to Kaze right now. Supercell let me smother my face in Kazes breast, my life is literally depending on this becoming a reality.
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Nu

Nugge im trans btw
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VVQRLD VVAR SQY 2 THREAD VI

a successor to the previous threads which got their bumo limit reached o algo

YOU VVILL gem up 'sotho
YOU VVILL restore the vandalised soiart
YOU VVILL document your (not SNCA) achievements in the thread and the 'ki article
YOU VVILL help to 'ox and send 'za to obsessed troons who guard the memorial

original thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0511-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html
'ki article: https://soyjakwiki.org/World_War_Soy_2
alliance 1: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
alliance 2: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
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Hey so can we stop trying to have the moral high ground for everything? It’s cringe and lame and it’s a reason this website died

So uh, ramp up the edginess or something and it will get fun again trust me
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SOYSPHERE LOST MEDIA QUERY

I'm asking here about some specific pieces of lost media involving an IRL raid that happened on the schlog.
A 'teen from that site went to the house of DingDongVG (Furfag tuba fetishist who used to be on OneyPlays) and plastered 'jaks on his house.
The thread archive is available, but the video and images are lost to time sadly. Now, the main reason I ask is because obviously a video and images of a soyteen placing 'jakksies on some furfag and his gay meximutt lover's crackshack sound really fucking funny, obviously.
Schlog archive in question: https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/dingdongvg.12514/page-2
If anybaldi who used the Schlog back in late February 2025 has any of this, or knows where it can be found, I'd love to see it and I'm sure most people on here would get some good gegs out of it.
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Does the sharty need a philosophy board?

Clearly, there is much wisdom to be gained through Soy Dialectic.
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>making a wordfilter that turns the word "opsec" into your full ip address, hardware id, approximate coordinates and operating system details
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I think farts are more disgusting and immature than poop
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Fitness Thread #4

How is /soy/ staying fit and aryan? Meals have been fine, I've been doing a dirty bulk as of recently, though I feel like I don't get the most out of the gym.

What have (You) been doing to stay fit?

Previous thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0630-2153-55/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16605951.html
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Foids do care about dick size btw. The whole "size doesn't matter" thing is literally a myth spread by redditors.
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>Projecting your abandonment issues on the creator of an SNCA vidya game.
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>farting in your hand and smelling it
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>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].
>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.
Just tell me Im banned you retarded niggerape fat spic troll good for nothing piece of dogshit ukulele motherfucker
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New 'toss
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what if hitler was a transgender breakcore artist
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unban de en bee
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Poop
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supersage this thread
>arrow o algo
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The board would be better if half the people here stopped trying to be funny

I swear the biggest problem with this place is that everyone is performing all the time.

Every thread has people trying to out-edgy each other, forcing jokes that don't land, pretending to have some insane opinion just to get a reaction, or repeating the same phrases because they saw someone else get laughs for it.

The funniest posts are usually from people who aren't trying. Someone just says what they actually think and it ends up being way more entertaining than another forced "look how crazy I am" post.

Feels like a lot of people are scared to just have a normal conversation because they think it makes them look boring.

Do you think the board got less funny because people started trying too hard, or was it always like this and we just got older?
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does jewgle ai overview correct?
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Sometimes i wish i was born a cute girl instead of a hood nigga from the bronx
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND
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>sharty is cooked
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Look at this chubgua
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Come on down to the other side
Come with us through the gates of hell
Where we'll drag you from where you are to where you belong
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Email me random shit Nigga George Floyd tent reactpr
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/facedox/ faces of the sharty general

ITT: we post our facedoxes, since im op I’ll go first.
<That file already exists!
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Do nusoi enjoy the Naruto show
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trans women are real women cry about it y'all just OBSESSED with us because we be cvcking ur girls
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I created something awful with AI and it might be the worst thing I've made yet.
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>going on /qa/ just to goon to diaper gemmies
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Spain, Portugal and Belgium are all landlocked countries
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOTE I'M GOING TO RAM YOUR BOAT
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This nigga looks like bacteria
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/soyjak/ General
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Post funny soyjaks ITT
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>trigglypuff
>big red
>carl the cuck
>aids skrillex
>die cis scum girl
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kino btw
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shartycucks are supposedly transphobic and heckin' bigoted nazis yet they gobble up every piece of trans media like it's their last meal
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should we do this
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Where do I go to get the latest news on DingDong
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>straight femboys
What girl is gonna fuck this dude bro
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>MUH 2 INCH BWC IS ACTUALLY 5 INCHES PER CAPITA GDP AND SHIEET MUMMA!!!!! (his mumma too busy getting fuckinged by many)
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'teens posting averi b41t not knowing they will be mangled into a mcdonalds meal in 10 hours and 29 minutes
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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A NIGGER MORTY
BOOM BIG REVEAL I’M A NIGGER
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
I’M NIGGER RIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKK
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>fat butt whiteboi slut FARTS on a BVLL's BLACK BBC
we is ALL goonin' to dis
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what a concept
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MAKE CHAABAA SHARTY CHULTUR
[embedded]
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I am a snowbunny and i want to get blacked by bibisi age: 25 weight: 200 (i have phat ass) race: wh*Te QOS slut status: QUEEN OF SPADES ULTIMATE BBC SUCKER I fucking love bbcs and BLACK MEN. I want to suck bbc so hard. BBC IS GOD. I fucking love bbc. BBC is great. BBC is love. BBC is the best thing in the world. Black men are so hot. BBC. BBC. BBC. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIYT IM AXIN FOR THAT YT SNOWBUNNY PHAT ASSS I NEED THAT ASS TO BLACK WITH MA BIBISI CUS IM A BLAK KANG N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN??????????
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DIXIE THREAD

DNI + FILTER ALL YANKEES AND EUROIDS. TRUE DIXIE REBELS ONLY.
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does anybody else get a little horny looking at neutralplier?
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CHUDS GOT COMPLETELY OWNED 🤣✌️
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If these 4 sisas were to fight each other, who would win?
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Lets age regress and act like little girls
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Ever since chuds got absolutely btfod by Odyssey woke crowd Im afraid to say YWNBAW online without feeling embarassed. We lost the final battle I think Im gonna change my political views and crowd.
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Why hasnt soycraft (namefag larp world) been griefed and raided yet?
Fuck those niggers
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new soyjak
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marge if theres safe edgy humor what does unsafe edgy humor look like
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windows won linuxcucks lost
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ms circles large breasts
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test
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Dose anyone remember old sharty from 2007?😊🤗❤️
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WE ARE ALL WATCHING THE NEW ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE I GET THE REFERENECE
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>If you had a laser pointer that turned anyone the red dot touched into the opposite sex would you use it to validate trans folk or would you just rape everyone like the fat chud you are?
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>Here is your first meme, first impressions?
<Um… I feel like a Miss Circle…. In a Digital CIrcus!
<geeeg
>geeeg
<and this is called what?
>Fat chud
<Rad bud! Okay… I did not… mean to rhyme… but yeah this is literally the glistening shimmerald that will save the party!
>Sorry… what does that mean?
<It means its good
>Oh okay I'm just making sure we are getting an accurate rating of this meme
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>ouch that hurt!
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Imagine if quote looked like what's on this flier OOOOOOUUUGGH I think I'd cum
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Test
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I want to lick quote's pussy
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To the person who false quoted me as if i goon to 'p 4 months ago and posted d&b of me
fuck you
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>posting your email in the email field
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all the nu"""owners""" are just alter egos of soot and he's been baiting us the whole time
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>gooning to the porn artist instead of xheir porn
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Neutralplier is actually secretly rapeson
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sooo… what would you all do if i hypothetically came out as bigender/trans?
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I am a detransitioner/former troon. Reddit, AMA.

I am posting this because I need constant attention or I will die
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i've been drinking for 10 hours and still barely even feel drunk and im out of vodka
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some jewtuber put Kuz in the thumbnail geg
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loafs
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Does anyone else really want to jerk off a trans girl? Not in a gay way, I don't want to fuck them, I just want to make a cute foid cum.
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The chicken factory
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>S-STOP NO YOU CANT SHOVE LITERAL POOP INTO THE FLOOR DISPLAY MODEL NINTENDO SWITCH
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why do you guys keep mentioning the british broadcasting corporation
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Earlier today I went to some freezeria or whatever they're called and I got some kosher frozen yogurt. Yum.
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>Gutfeld! really will have you on the floor in tears dawg omg bra 😭😭😭
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Guys I'm really scared. Is this real?
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bye
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ITT WE RAID TWITCH STREAMERS

We will be starting off with raiding Gartic Phone. When youre told to CIU, use a drawbot to draw things like coinslot, hitler, or anything that could get a reaction from the streamer!
<But I dont have a drawbot!
use this, it comes with a step-by-step tutorial for installation and use! https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/579958-gartic-phone-drawbot
<Whats the first target?
https://www.twitch.tv/ir0nace
https://garticphone.com/en/0018001C
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>page 25
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OPERATION INCOMPREHENSIBLE WOAHJACKS

Thread 2 'cause janjans slid it
>marge?
slowburn operation dedicated to making incomprehensibleralds/ schizoposts with an overuse of sharty7 lingo to mindbreak 'tokgoys and xittergroids.
tools to use:
mspaint, kleki, krita, ai (pixverse, halion), capcut, ect…
once enough people create or gather these heckin' icomprehensible wojacks, we post them en masse in the broader social media, with the objective of boosting them and milkig gegs from bvckbroken offsiters.
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why do nusas not fill their breast implants with feces?

im confused
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'log is looking pretty green, nusoi
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xes live, should we raid xim?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSPT_twtYfk
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Why are all frogposters gay
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Can we get a Snopes on this? Is this really what the Sharty is like nowadays?
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Anyone else feel like the internet peaked when everything wasn't trying to become an app?

Every website used to have its own personality. Forums looked different, people had signatures and avatars, and you actually recognized usernames after a while. Now every platform is chasing the same endless feed, every site wants you scrolling forever, and everything gets flattened into short clips or screenshots reposted somewhere else.

Maybe it's nostalgia talking, but it feels like we've traded smaller communities for algorithms deciding what everyone sees. Half the time I find something interesting it's because someone linked it from somewhere else instead of the site itself.

What's one thing from the old internet you'd actually bring back if you could? Not talking about dial-up or Flash games, just stuff that made browsing feel less homogenized.
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Hey nusoi… why don't you come back with me to my place?
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would you rather fuck a 1/10 woman or a 9.5/10 traiso? refer to picrel
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I am killing those who gets the indian flag roll
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Micheal
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the real jaiden animations died in 2020 and they replaced her with an ai clone
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fuck this shit website
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I brought an electric trimmer yesterday for my beard and shaved all of my leg, butt, and genital hair off. AMA
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LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what if we all snuck into the hrt factory where all hrt comes from and pooped into the vat of hrt and laced all the hrt with poop so that they died
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ITT we make soy quotes that don’t make sense
>HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE KNEW MARIO GAME? YOU CAN PLAY AS WARIO!
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>I cannot fulfill this request. I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. My safety guidelines prohibit me from producing, distributing, or promoting content that contains graphic violence, sexual violence, or explicit harm.
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New 'thy
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is my custom theme aryan
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i am a trans woman btw
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i am being gang stalked help help helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp they want to labotomize meeeeee fucking kikes oh lord my asss hurts they probed me
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new family guy promo looking kinda off
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good night /soy/ im going to take a fat huge shit and sleep
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>

The amount of people who still have morals vastly outweight the sheer amount of apathetic normgroids.
I think this is what the they want, They used cringeculture as a means to shame people who "still hate on x and y in the big 26"
There is truly nowhere left for us to go
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>mailto:supersage
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'jak this please
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all aboard the christmobile
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queen making aryan music so inspiring
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Ah, because there's something about you, baby
That makes me want to give it to you
I swear there's something about you, baby
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Do you regret discovering interracial porn?
I remember my first time. I remember I reacted very strongly. I was seething with anger but couldn't look away. My white dicklet was diamonds. I gawked at it, my mouth slightly open. I just couldn't look away. It was like discovering porn for the first time all over again. As I stared at her taking a thick black dong in her pristine white pussy, a little pearl of precum formed at the tip of my now unbearably stiff cuckstick. I started humping my fist and shot my load in less than 10 seconds.

Despite the ecstasy masturbating to interracial gives me, i feel like it has ruined every relationship i've ever had with the opposite sex. So i often ponder about what my life would had been like had i never tasted the forbidden fruit.

Does it happen to you guys too?
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'teens can i borrow $750? Its for something important
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Goatis wojak

Goatis/Sv3rige wojak
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rate this on a scale of 1 to 10 how nigger-like is this behavior
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We will outlive you
twp cuckholds will die out alone
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why are niggers so Obsessed with wakanda and think its real i dont watch goyslop like marvel i think its fucking gay
R: 1 / I: 0
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USA is number 1
are you patriotic?
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Aryan beast
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i have a secret way to get girls that i wont tell anybody, but i get nervous before opening their replies. go thru like 5 girls a day lol
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What you gonna do?
You ain't the friend of mine
Look what you put me through
Now that I'm The Blue Gangsta
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did (you) know that trannies on gta online literally blow themselves up to avoid giving people kill credit?
even in fiction troons still cant help but to kill xhemselves geg
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New OC for this /qa/-era lost media variant.
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>ITS A WII, WARIO!
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gn 'teens
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do trannies really?

Story time, /soy/. I tried going out with a guy a couple of months ago only to find out he was a tranny. Like textbook tranny, liked Deltatroon, sent unfunny boymoder memes, porn addicted, awkward and probably on some sort of spectrum, unironically used they/them pronouns. Before you ask how I didn't notice, he didn't make any effort so he just looked like your average dude (as they usually do). Aside from the tranyness he was also just annoying and acted like a bitch when I would "misgender" him. I genuinely don't know how people can hang around troons, their stereotypes are all true. I dropped the relationship after making up some bullshit about how I just wasn't ready for it yet but really I was just disgusted by him. I am starting to genuinely believe that the modern day tranny is really just a bag of mental fuck ups.
TLDR; LOOKS ARE DECEIVING BE ON THE LOOKOUT TEENS
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i need inspiration for my soyquotes. i want to make more of them on /soy/ but i lack the inspiration necessary right now. how do you come up with yours?
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>yara yara phonk sped super slowed
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how to add more than two images to my user css if someone could put the code in reply would be appreciated
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HITBOX IO THREAD

Get in here and play
https://hitbox.io/463803qmdgj
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28 years of my life and my peak was at probably like 16 to 24 in looks… it's all down hill from here. never even got a crumb of pussy. guess i will never feel what it's like to be in a vagina in my life.
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quote raped me with his bbc yesterday
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>What? NO that's just so wrong, eating literal organic waste WON'T make you healthy!
^20 years in the future
>AAAAAAACTUALLYYYYY!!! The sponsor of today's video Nigger Poop Organic™ totally not waste even doe it looks like chernobyl's elephant's foot star wars black baby yoda edition filled with your required biomolecules totally true and stated by the ticket on the back will provide you with a healthy life style, look even sonic says you should try this
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dox me quote
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anypony up for a vc thread?
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I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock.
Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.
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Is dick filler a good thing to stop being a twp pecker? I'm tired of how small my dick is… Has anyone done this before?
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>SAAR.. SAAR! HELLO? HELLO?? ARE YOU- IS YOUR SISTER A PROSTITUTE?? IS YOUR SISTER- ARE YOU A SISTERFUCKER SAAR? YOU'RE A SISTERFUCKER! WHY DO YOU LICKING YOUR BLOODY SISTERS PANTYHOSE SAAR?!
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f3mj@nny and tw1l1ght sp@rkle are my very best friends lalalala
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>2030 sharty
>New admin Xroot finally ends the moralfag war by banning mocking images including traditional soyjaks from the board
>Only bait and self-insert threads are allowed
>The board moves to a new domain after previous admin ß00þ squatted the site, the link is soyparjakkypartyjakkysnarkysnarky.net.com
>Every board is merged into nu-nu-/qa/, every type of offsite SNCA is allowed to be forced, every culture can be sharty culture, sharty culture was always a melting pot
>De-ß00þification happens, all grandfathers in favor of admin thrombo (not to be confused with thrembo) are forced into six thrembillion splinters owned by different intelligence agencies
>An account is required to post, along with a username, a tripcode, a phone number, an email and a 'cord handle
>Posting anonymously is answered with a report to the WEF and obligatory BBC therapy along with 3 years jail-time
>The term soyteen is no more, users of the site are called grandfathers or grands'
>The b00rv is now integrated into the sharty space, the sharty is a facebook-style CIA datamining operation + social media site
>Controversy strikes as the new admin is found to be a heterosexual non-furry, this has caused many downvotes by the users of the site who expected their inclusive space to be led by one of their kind
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Baby, love never felt so good
And I doubt if it ever could
Not like you hold me, hold me
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Anyone else miss how gemmy raids and doxes used to be? Back in 2023 we had shit like Giggly Goonclown and the TCOAAL devs, nowadays the biggest raids/doxes are some literalwho troon or jackbox twitch streamer.
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I haven't stop playing hoi4 and idk how to stop it.
i kept getting rejected from job applications.
my social life is getting worse and worse.
and my only cope is to play hoi4 all day, everyday.
Fuck my esl brapping nigger life
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i am namefagging with my flag
pay attention to me
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nuthread for sloshmedia o algo
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I wish my country was an American state.
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Nusois i'm bored, please entertain me ITT
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What if Hitler was a woman?
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wholesome thread
this is for streamer
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CHICKEN JOCKEY
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>
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quote let us post the same image multiple times on the board again already
limit it to 5 or 10 if its that big of a deal
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>Oooh! It says my posts got some reppies! I wonder what they say…
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Bring back phone or else I'll kill you quote.
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Anime and gooning ruin your vril. If you think it doesn't, you're a nigger and you need to be hung from a street light.
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What if Hitler was a nigger?
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>Open video with funny title and thumbnail
>Video turns out to be a xitter nigger trying too hard to be like muh heckin' snarky snappy haxxor chuds by abusing soy lingo and flashing stale 'jaks on the screen every 2 seconds
Has this ever happened to (You)? These kinds of people would have been soyboys in 2020.
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I am a coal miner from lesotho and this is my brimstone

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bud the chud

first bath of 2023!
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janjan approve this media if you want me to eat your ass out
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niggers are kinda gemmy they are funny they have big banjo lips and walk around 7/11 with mac11's they go bixn ood mufugga geg
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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I like black penis when its in my anus
is there something wrong with me
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEE ADD A HYPERBOREA FLAGROLL
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I miss her
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>keyed 'tism
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>And when every post is bait…
>None will be.
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me and who
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fuck this shit website
R: 3 / I: 1
ITT we watch this gem
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CHUDS in minecraft 🤣
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Writing my manifesto right now, what should I add?
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do you like my gem
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I want to open an Aryan German restaurant since there are barely any to be found anywhere in the States
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Soyteens, if you had the wish what would you wish for? I would wish for every haslab figure, both future and present to be in my possession.
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>Participating in continuous on-site communities
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I was scammed, terrified, insulted, framed, rejected, backstabbed, intimidated, devalued, harassed, betrayed, blackmailed, ghosted, cornered, bullied, isolated, misled, extorted, robbed, cheated, tricked, coerced, pressured, controlled, excluded, ignored, neglected, humiliated, embarrassed, mocked, ridiculed, criticized, blamed, scolded, punished, suppressed, silenced, harmed, injured, blacked, abandoned, dismissed, ruined, devastated, shattered, drained, exhausted, damaged, unmasked, slandered, exploited, sissified, attacked, assaulted, threatened, trapped, abused, fooled, used, annoyed, defamed, forced, scared, stressed, overwhelmed, disturbed, provoked, offended, panicked, subverted, targeted, delayed, frustrated, judged, gooned, crushed, cyberbullied, molested, stalked, bleached, cheated, conned, hoodwinked, duped, swindled, fleeced, ripped, victimized, wronged, defamed, maligned, vilified, traduced, calumniated, aspersed, slandered, libeled, reviled, abused, insulted, affronted, offended, outraged, humiliated, degraded, demeaned, disgraced, shamed, dishonored, groomed, humbled, mortified, chagrined, embarrassed, discomfited, disconcerted, rattled, fazed, flustered, agitated, perturbed, disquieted, distressed, grieved, pained, wounded, hurt, injured, harmed, damaged, impaired, marred, spoiled, ruined, wrecked, destroyed, demolished, devastated, ravaged, wasted, desolated, pillaged, plundered, sacked, looted, robbed, burglarized, purloined, pilfered, filched, swiped, pinched, snitched, copped, lifted, jacked, boosted, hijacked, carjacked, kidnapped, abducted, snatched, grabbed, seized, captured, caught, trapped, ensnared, entangled, imploded, imploded, entangled, enmeshed, gridlocked, cornered, boxed, walled, hedged, fenced, blocked, obstructed, hindered, impeded, hampered, thwarted, foiled, frustrated, baffled, perplexed, bewildered, confounded, confused, addled, muddled yesterday
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how many hours of sleep does /soy/ usually get
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When I was a caca my mom used to take me to buy chicken and I saw 'O IRL, I was epi'd?
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>OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT [the ugliest foid you have ever seen]??? SHE IS SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE!!!! MUH TINY WHITE CUCKOLD PECKER IS THROBBING, TWITCHING, AND LEAKING SO HARD DUDE!!!!!!
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I saw a gay couple holding hands in public
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unrape yourself
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>spongebob on my ass, spongebob on my ass
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>SpongeBob really will have you on the floor in tears dawg omg bra 😭😭😭
R: 1 / I: 1
You look like this if you still obsess over thrembo (Will never be a real number)
>
R: 5 / I: 1
autistic males will never get sympathy from normalfags

all we can do is make aspie goon stimmies to our anthropomorphic furry imaginary waifus
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>Im your moms partner now, you don't have to call me dad but respect me and I will respect you
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>killing every priivacypedo
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What happened to the chino poster?
I swear he tried to come back to soycuck.std about a month or two ago but he kept getting banned
R: 3 / I: 0

Ox and Ape

‘toss
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So i got fired today

So yeah, as the title says i got fired from my job today. basically i was bored af doing the same shit i always do, and thinking there was no one around me i started singing miguel phonk under my breath since it was stuck in my head. just my fucking luck my boss was right behind me and then pulled me into the office and fired me there and then. fuck my life i guess im out of a job for the next couple months
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Its plier
>
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Let’s be honest here
Swedejak is normalfag coal
Wholesomejak is normalfag coal
Cobson is normalfag coal
Pepe is normalfag coal
Cobson is normalfag coal
Meximutt is normalfag coal
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Fag hate thread
>
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im black and trans how do i poop
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The only passing femboys I've seen irl were at the art department at my university. By passing I mean they looked like girls when I first saw them until they spoke. Do with this info what you will.
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I just realized I never downloaded the original Pepe and Buster image
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did we win the war yet
R: 5 / I: 1
Immmmmm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP. I don't drink, I don't cuss, I want to ride on the front of the bus. Immmmmm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP.
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Lets write a story 5 words at a time

Once upon a time there…..
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Bring back brutal medieval public execution NOW!

>“Murder is part of life” – 17-year-old From Poland Murders His Family and Left a Manifesto

<The village of Kadłub is in shock after 17-year-old Łukasz G. (online alias h3rkowskyyy) murdered his 38-year-old stepfather and 92-year-old great-grandmother with an axe on February 26, 2026. The crime was meticulously planned and documented by the teen, who filmed himself practicing with the weapon before recording the actual murders while the victims slept.
>Key Investigation Details:
<The Motive: In a YouTube video titled “My Last Statement,” the suspect blamed workplace mobbing by a colleague named Mirek Jaskuła and pressure from his father as his primary triggers.
>The Manifesto: Speaking with eerie calm, he rationalized the killings by stating, “In my opinion, murder is part of life. Part of human life,” while adamantly insisting he was not mentally ill.
<Prior Crimes: He confessed to a “rampage” of fake bomb threats targeting the IMAN School, a Warsaw photography school, a hospital, and the YouTuber Tydimi.
>Capture: Authorities tracked his digital trail to Krapkowice County, where he was found hiding in a thicket. He did not resist arrest and remained “unnaturally calm.”
<Legal Status: Polish Police confirmed Łukasz G. is a Polish citizen. He is being tried as an adult and faces a life sentence.
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Hallstatt phenotype and Euroaryan are basically the same thing
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BRICK RIGS SEREVER IS OPEN JOIN NOWWWW
3 PLAYERS SO FAR
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Christchad safe haven. Discuss Christianity here. IDs on to filter.
R: 1 / I: 1
>colorjak posters
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dream about fake site

last night i ha a dream that the sharty had a slinter name jewjak.org for Jewish folk. I don't remember much besides that it was fairly popular and that it was extremely hated by sharty.
<rough draft of what it looked like
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Let's all virgins all across the world get under this thread and talk about cool stuff you feel me
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>JUST BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY CORRECTLY GENDERED HI-… HER DOES NOT MEAN YOU FUCKING PASS, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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I thought we were becoming friends.
R: 5 / I: 0
Tetojak is getting a makeover! wholesomeheart
>
R: 11 / I: 0
I miss my mom's cooking, but she's in fucking Connecticut right now
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)

TTT Gamesesh

This Friday there will be a TTT Gamenight at 11PM UTC
STEAM GROUP:https://steamcommunity.com/groups/soylentsource
ADDON COLLECTION:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3736139248
/v/ THREAD:>>>/v/63346
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1821 / I: 403

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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