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do trannies really?

Story time, /soy/. I tried going out with a guy a couple of months ago only to find out he was a tranny. Like textbook tranny, liked Deltatroon, sent unfunny boymoder memes, porn addicted, awkward and probably on some sort of spectrum, unironically used they/them pronouns. Before you ask how I didn't notice, he didn't make any effort so he just looked like your average dude (as they usually do). Aside from the tranyness he was also just annoying and acted like a bitch when I would "misgender" him. I genuinely don't know how people can hang around troons, their stereotypes are all true. I dropped the relationship after making up some bullshit about how I just wasn't ready for it yet but really I was just disgusted by him. I am starting to genuinely believe that the modern day tranny is really just a bag of mental fuck ups.
TLDR; LOOKS ARE DECEIVING BE ON THE LOOKOUT TEENS
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glowie board

glowie website
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ITT: We pretend the party will shut down in 1 hour.
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Made a new soyjak

Just got done with a new soyjak (Proof that I made it).
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Operation Gemtape Pt. 3

You will now be insta-nished from the site and cord if you affiliate yourself with the shardee, so be careful. They are also lurking the thread
We are now continuing with the 'oxxing of the current and former owners, and different figures in the community who position themselves against the sharty.
<What is it?
KamTape is a site that attempts to recreate the look, feel, and style of mid 2000s youtube. However like with most niche internet content its already infested with trannies.
<What do we have so far?
FIRST THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-0515-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16779388.html
SECOND THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-1108-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16781501.html
'KI ARTICLE: https://soyjakwiki.org/KamTape
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Hi guys
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>HAHAHA ISN'T IT SO FUCKING FUNNY TO BULLY AND MISGENDER TRANS PEOPLE LIKE THOSE COPS DID
>HAHAHAHA I LOVE SUPPORTING A FASCIST STATE THAT IS FINE MENTALLY SCARRING AND ASSAULTING PEOPLE
>I HAVE NO EMPATHY AND AM A PSYCHOPATH
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>THIS ELITE SAID THE N-WORD?????????? HECKIN BASED I FUCKING LOVE RACIST PIECES OF SHIT AND I HOPE THIS ELITE RAPES MY 11 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IF I HAD ONE HE DESERVES ALL THE CHILDREN HE RAPES
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>JUST BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY CORRECTLY GENDERED HI-… HER DOES NOT MEAN YOU FUCKING PASS, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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how do i open my fan?
there's no possible way to open it.
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FLUF DEAD

fluf201 – the nigger who has been snitching on us has been 'NISHED by plebbit GEG

good riddance nigger
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nu banner i made
do you like it
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>we are the xisters of r/196, the biggest reddit ally
>and we have discovered a solution to a large form of bigotry
>the 2 parents that the child hides behind
>the 2 parents
>what do we do? Do we leave the egg alone
>well we say 'NO' cuz the 2 parents are deplorable
>so we propose to phone the…cps the cps, child protective services
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>
>THE GREATEST PARK IN THE WORLD IS UNWHOLESOME 'CAUSE OF MUH 'HECKIN WALKABLE CITIES!!!!!!!!
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Can we dox whoever made that "pornhub junior" intro edit? Never saved it on my PC but cunniggers very commonly use it xitter and 4cuck
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My sidechick wants me to fuck her husband
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my password is a gigaquote, LOL!
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i can't deny it, i wish i looked like her, i wish i was born a woman, i hate being a moid, i hate being xy, i wish it was different for me :((((((
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my bvll got bottom surgery and her partner asked me to be the bvll
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Which one is your favorite


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When pigskin start talking vs when POC start talking
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When a woman poons petitioned her to remove her from the dating markets intersexuaasas comen out it means that asnother woman
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queen making aryan music so inspiring
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Does the sharty need a philosophy board?

Clearly, there is much wisdom to be gained through Soy Dialectic.
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OPSEC Level?
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ITT we listen to this neogoth kino
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>Heh, I am never succumbing to authority. I am a free thinker
>IS THAT AUTHORITY MISGENDERING TRANS PEOPLE???????? PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR BOOT AND SUCK YOUR COCK I LOVE PEDOPHILE ELITES
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SneedBuilding Update

made some major progress recently
the base engine is nearly complete
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My bvll made my wife the cuckold by bringing another woman around
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Can we dox skittybitty and send 'za and shit? She(pooner)'s worse than cecefem
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>hgfdnjkrwsI3jkdsm, cc , … 4433 FFDJASasjdm mckk l APwRJE fre rawesdefdcvs
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post big boobs itt
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>JUST TROON OUT ALREADY!!!1!!!
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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
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My parents are forcing me to take medication or they are threatening to kick me out what do I do
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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you are a good little goy you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
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Soyteens, if you had the wish what would you wish for? I would wish for every haslab figure, both future and present to be in my possession.
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Hola mi amigos
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Hiii :3
XD Hello
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Have any of you guys ever been to prison or jail and if so what was it like and did you have a bvll
>Picture
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I came home after putting up with a raging boner all day, just thinking of my wife getting bulled in her naughty nightwear. I made sure to come home a bit late, role-playing the idea that i was an unsuspecting hubby walking in on my wife cheating. I love hearing her moans get louder, as i approach the bedroom and today was just that. But it turns out her moans were actually sobs and she confessed that the "cheating" (eye-roll) made her bond with me harder and that she loves me. She even blocked the bvll. I tried to comfort her by flicking through a catalogue of potential bvlls, but she ran out the room. Why does this always happen to me? Do i get her a new bvll? She keeps trying to engage romance, and we do, but i disengage when she initiates the sex part.
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ITT we watch this Kino
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VVQRLD VVAR SQY 2 THREAD VI

a successor to the previous threads which got their bumo limit reached o algo

YOU VVILL gem up 'sotho
YOU VVILL restore the vandalised soiart
YOU VVILL document your (not SNCA) achievements in the thread and the 'ki article
YOU VVILL help to 'ox and send 'za to obsessed troons who guard the memorial

original thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0511-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html
'ki article: https://soyjakwiki.org/World_War_Soy_2
alliance 1: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
alliance 2: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
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just got eu citizenship
gonna be moving from mutt hours to euro hours
will be annoying getting my ip to be trusted again doe
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Im going to surprise my wife's bvll by coming from behind with a giant, spikey dildo. My wife slipped him some poppers during our evening meal
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Gib me vidya idea (gotta be recent doe like like quote era or around dat)
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>เอ่อ… เว็บไซต์นี้คืออะไรเหรอคะ/ครับ?
name him
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blog on the log
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Mom found the soytan folder but she hasn't said anything about it

What do I do?
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>

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OPERATION INCOMPREHENSIBLE WOAHJACKS

Thread 2 'cause janjans slid it
>marge?
slowburn operation dedicated to making incomprehensibleralds/ schizoposts with an overuse of sharty7 lingo to mindbreak 'tokgoys and xittergroids.
tools to use:
mspaint, kleki, krita, ai (pixverse, halion), capcut, ect…
once enough people create or gather these heckin' icomprehensible wojacks, we post them en masse in the broader social media, with the objective of boosting them and milkig gegs from bvckbroken offsiters.
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me when im in girlmode and a cute guy flirts with me
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TRANNIES HAVE SEDUCED THE LEAD DEVELOPER OF SILKSONG
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>Unknown error occurred while posting.
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sometimes i wish i was born a cute girl instead of a hood nigga from the bronx
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me and who
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ITT WE PLAY HITBOX

https://hitbox.io/051212uvziu
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>ITS MAAAAAGGHHHHHHMMMMM BREH IM FUGGEN TRRRAAIIIYYUHHNSS N TRANSPHOOOOOOBES
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/date/ Dating Thread

Dating Thread, since you autistic retards need help finding a mate, clearly.

Post dating adverts ITT. (IE, advertise yourself o algo)

Intended to be a long-term, long-lasting thread.
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frog on the log
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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> when the AirBnB has walkable liminal blackedrooms
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ITT WE RAPE MARIOFEDS AGAIN

Create a ton of 'cord accounts named Spadeson with picrel as the pfp, and friend him
HE WAKES UP IN ABOUT 3 HOURS. TRY MAKE AS MUCH ACCOUNTS AS YOU CAN IN THIS TIME.
His 'cord; mariofeds
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LETS ALL GOON TO THIS
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THIS GUY MAKES 'P OF DORA AND HER *BROTHER* DIEGO SOMEONE RAPE HIM test
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>DAM NIGGA
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My life a movie
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POMMU RAID VIDEO

POMMU RAID VIDEO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lI3gC2Eftp8
COMES OUT IN 6 HOURS
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>You know, I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous
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>new Oney Plays compilation just dropped bois!!
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Attraction to prepubescent individuals is considered a conditional norm according to the American Psychiatric Association (https://web.archive.org/web/20141006073255/http://www.worldcat.org/title/diagnostic-and-statistical-manual-of-mental-disorders-dsm-5/oclc/830807378), akin to the concept of “sexual orientation disorder” introduced by the APA decision in 1973 (https://www.mdpi.com/2076-328X/5/4/565)
A debate has opened regarding the inclusion of sexual interest in animals as an "orientation" (https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-016-0891-3)
Previously, ped0s were officially part of the “LGBT+” movement, but in 1994, ped0 organizations were expelled from it under the threat of withdrawal of funding from the American government (Gibson 2013, p. 141; Abrams 1994, http://www.qrd.org/qrd/orgs/NAMBLA/senate.demands.un.oust.nambla). In previous periods, the movement to "normalize" homosexual relations was not limited by age: demands to lower or abolish the age of consent accompanied demands to normalize homosexuality. Gay magazines of the 1970s advertised boy sex dolls, and the unofficial logo of the largest gay magazine, Advocate, was a boy in an explicit pose (not gonna post it here. Pic rel is man/boy lovers, aka ped0s) (Reisman 2002, https://web.archive.org/web/20060103104126/http://www.drjudithreisman.com/archives/regent.pdf).
In Germany, prosecutors are prosecuting a professor for criticizing gender theory (https://kath.net/news/60177)
The root problem of all of this is nihilism. Why would i care about anything if i may die tomorrow and there is no God? The only question they never ask themselves is why a monkey would need a computer inside of their brain. As Marx and Lenin said (which is ironic if you think about it) "Practice is the criterion of truth". Can these degenerates really build anything meaningful in a society? If everyone will become like they are, humanity would die out. There will be no "practice"

Also, apparently using whole word for ped0s is a bannable offence or you will simply get moved to /raid/
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>thin gal gets a fat gay roommate
>she's a good cook, orders out a lot too
>soon, roomie's eating habits rub off on her
>her bf isn't into her weight gain
>constantly tries diets and exercise routines, but they all fail
>she insists that it's not her fault, but bf doesn't believe her
>he starts seeing another, thinner woman and dumps her
>she goes further in a downward spiral, turns to food & drugs for comfort
>getting drunk, blazed, or both and gorging with her roomie on a nightly basis
>roomie's getting pretty comfy with her as of late
>neither of them have any problem with chilling in the apartment shirtless
>or squeezing hip-to-hip on the couch to watch TV
>or sharing food
>or complimenting each other's bodies as a little ego-boost
>one drunken pizza-filled night, the formerly-thin gal confesses to his roommate
>she's so down bad after getting dumped, she'd do anything to get laid
>…anything, you say?
>it's not gay, it's just one friend helping out another
>besides, it's just experimentation
>what harm can one little night of fooling around be?
>five years later, she's waddling through a pride parade wearing nothing but 6XL booty shorts and a crop top that says "DOUBLE-WIDE PRIDE"
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Are Indians unranged banned
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NATIONAL MANGO DAY

post /phonk/ if you aint a diddyblud
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unban de en bee
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it's disgustingly repulsive how much white subhumans blatantly worship niggers
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Tetojak is getting a makeover! wholesomeheart
>
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marge, how do two men have sex?
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/soy/ world map but first image by a flag is the one added to that country
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>Misgendering trans people
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/soy/ is a dead rotting corpse of a board that has been completely overrun by unfunny shitskins and should be shut down completely
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D..Doctors?..
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WHO HERE SHIPS THESE TWO SOYJAK PARTY USERS AS THE FFIRST OFFICIAL SHARTY COUPLE? REPLY IF YOU SHIP THESE TWO
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Do the feds/police seriously ignore any reports about this site?
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arch linux + hyprland is the most npc literal who nigger linux setup ever
a solid 60% of the people who run this are trannies and the other 40% are larpers who just got it from fucking archinstall
even for wayland (which is still bad) there's still a bunch of better shit to run than hyprland and 99% of the people who defend arch with their life have never touched an actually good distribution and probably call 4channers "le scary hackers"
i hope each and every single one of those trannies faces a rope in the future
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has anyone attempted to derail /soy/ raids using colorjaks? since you cant filter colorjak namerolls by ID it's just an instant thread wipe and it'd generate a fuck ton of gegs
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fuggen jerdee im trans btw
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HOLY FUCK SOYJAKS LOOK OUTSIDE IT'S HAPPENING AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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I had a dream about Brojak
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fuck this shit website
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Hola soy nuevo me dijieron que esto es como 4chan o reddit que tengo que hacer gente? im trans btw
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Who do you hate more
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GIGGERS… are we keyed??
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Guys

I found a nigger offsite with a cobson pfp posting a cobson image saying that he likes cobson, so I tried to slowburn xhim by saying "Incomprehensible Woahjacks" to see if xhe was a 'teen, but he splained to me what a soyjak was.
I think that nigga is larping as a snarky snappy user without knowing about the culture. Should I rape him with my massive bwc?
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>oopsie dasie i made i mess
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i'm such a digusting fat brown nigger
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What are your thoughts on this?
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Want some poop?
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>softonic immigrants
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>Have sex, incel
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Would you race mix with a female orc?
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Eat up, /soy/
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PULLING RANDOM SHIT OUT OF MY ASS SO WE CAN NOT BE BORED

https://drawaria.online/
join, go to "playground" and do gemmy shit
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If you have your name set to Colorjak I will automatically assume that you live in a shithole ESL shitskin country.
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"soytan diaper gemmies" is a horrifying combination of words
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since you tiny white pecker cuckservatives leaked super hard when velma (hbo) said all white men have tiny white pink sissy clitty peckerinos (LOL!), it's ALL your fault that velma (hbo) ism't getting more seasons.

So in place of Velma (hbo), I'm watching Riverdale insteadorino…
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Thanks, Obama.
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>rich people are heckin evil!
>*buys discord nitro*
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[Expand the post]
ITT we raid CollabVMs https://soyjakwiki.org/UserVM
[NOTE: YOU CANNOT USE JOYJAK AS IT'S GLOBALLY BLOCKED ACROSS VMS]
https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ – CollabVM, focus on this
https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/user-vm/ – UserVM, side shit
what to do
-make an account for more options[or don't]
-open any kind of vm

-wait your turn then
YOU PROBABLY HAVE ONLY 40 SECONDS
-rush to the web browser and open either blacked.com or use a tinyurl link for 'O photos e.g tinyurl deanbees
-run del /f/s/q C:\ in cmd
-use slidetoshutdown to freeze virtual machines you can't shut down
-kill the internet via device manager
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the swede was right he looks disgusting
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What are "soytan braaaap gemmies"? I'm an olfactory learner
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ITT we take notes from this thread
>are you are all genuinely offended by troonjaks
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/44271755/are-you-at-all-genuinely-offended-by-troonjaks
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are namerolls even possible now with the namefield?
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miss circle worshipping thread 2
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Can we dox dolan dark?
>why yes I love dolan dark, how could you tell?
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>I may jerk off to children and dress up as magic girls so I can get fucked by dudes on camera, but looking at two consenting adult women kissing? That crosses a line…
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Anyone else wanted to be a kike as a caca? I remember reading about kikes when I was about 8 or 9 and becoming obsessed. My mother would tell me that once I cried and asked "Mom why am I not Jewish?" I didn't want to convert to Judaism, I wanted to be a kike since birth. Strange times
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hello nuswas, saying hello from my fresh void linux install on my college thinkpad
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did alicia really say this?
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Who is your father?
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dream about fake site

last night i ha a dream that the sharty had a slinter name jewjak.org for Jewish folk. I don't remember much besides that it was fairly popular and that it was extremely hated by sharty.
<rough draft of what it looked like
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>ITZ DA SEEEERBBSSSS N SHIT
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/fit/ - Fitness Thread #4

How is /soy/ staying fit and aryan? Meals have been fine, I've been doing a dirty bulk as of recently, though I feel like I don't get the most out of the gym.

What have (You) been doing to stay fit?

Previous thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0630-2153-55/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16605951.html
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What is actually something that 'eens think should be SECA but isn't?
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i'm on shrooms rn and going to stimfap to this video
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Should we make this britcuck our nu gebvll?
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new toss
second panel, genie's belt and oreos
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>That file already exists!
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I made my own meximutt
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>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].
>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.
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are boorcux really this obsessed with random snca dead splinters
>
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New 'toss
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>>>16785048
>Idk, I just have no theory of mind at all for why actual trans leftists would enjoy sharty culture or associate with us
Because despite all of their efforts, their subconscious still detects a gem. It's just like joyjaks and raiwojacks
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOTE I'M GOING TO RAM YOUR BOAT
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>That file already exists!
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/soy/ erp thread
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WIKIGEM

Wikigemerald
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in a week from now, a wish will be made that will send shock waves across the nation…

i can't wait for the results :)
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ITT WE POST OUR SHIT AND RATE THEM
Here’s my shit
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>i may have made a mess but i had fun and thats what matters :)
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>>>Interstellar soydueling will never catch on
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OC I made today.
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Should I poop In my toilet?
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ITT we post geggy names of places from our countries. Can be cities, regions, villages, rivers, whatever
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I want to pound Kaze so badly

Supercell please let me have sex with Kaze, she is so hot and gorgeous, i need this. I always wanted a Japanese women to accompany me, they are so cute and they are sweet beings of benevolence. Kaze is the greatest Japanese girl to ever be thought of. Everything about her character screams perfection. Kaze has only made my love for Japanese women even stronger, and I have zero regrets about my powerful addiction to Japanese women. I could’ve fixed her better than any other man could have ever. I could’ve been Kaze’s sex slave. Supercell i beg of you, let me fuck Kaze. I can actually save people from being kidnapped, unlike the pathetic Kenji. I’d be perfect for Kaze. I don’t care what it takes, please let me have intercourse with Kaze. Have you seen those child bearing hips of hers? I started jacking off for hours as soon as i saw those. I crave nothing but Kazes legs, she can crush my skull with those if she wanted too. Maybe she could even sit on my face and leaves dents on me. I don't care if i get myself killed by those methods anyway, its a small price to pay for one of the greatest experiences in the world. Supercell should give me a prostitute in a Kaze cosplay, it would be the greatest thing to ever occur in my life, second being my half brother killing himself. I cannot stop thinking about fucking that tight Japanese pussy of Kaze’s, he who pulls me out of Kaze’s tight ass shall be King Arthur. I keep imagining a happy family with me and Kaze. I choose to keep imagining a great life with my wife Kaze. I could’ve raised our son better than the worst assassin brawler ever, maybe he would’ve been more well behaved if i raised him better then the brawler fail known as Kenji. I’ve lost gallons to Kaze, and the number of faps increases by the day. Im even jacking off to Kaze right now. Supercell let me smother my face in Kazes breast, my life is literally depending on this becoming a reality.
R: 10 / I: 1
im gonna getting ice cream in a few minute
R: 19 / I: 5

ATTENTION NUSOIS!

YES (YOU) NUSOI, READ THIS B4 YOU FALL FOR ANOTHER SHITTY BAIT THREAD, (YOU) NEED TO LEARN THE ART OF SAGING EVEN SUPER SAGING! THREADS.
>um literally what is that marge?
SAGING A THREAD IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT BUMPING A THREAD DOES, IT MAKES IT GO DOWN AND GET BURIED IN GEMS. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR BAIT THREADS BECAUSE (YOU) DONT WANT THEM COALING UP THE 'LOG.
>WOAHHH how do i sage doe?
TO SAGE OR SUPERS SAGE! YOU HAVE TO PUT SAGE OR SUPERSAGE IN THE EMAIL FIELD B4 POSTING, THERE IS A COOLDOWN ON SAGING THREADS DOE NUSOI, BUT STILL, SAGE EVERY BAIT THREAD (YOU) SEE AND BE THE GEM THAT SAVES THE SHARTY.
R: 1 / I: 0
cross-imageboard soydueling will NEVER catch on!
R: 0 / I: 0
Add /rape/.
R: 11 / I: 5
frogfail thread
R: 2 / I: 2
QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND
R: 13 / I: 4
itt we pretend to be dangerous hackers since a reddit troon named u/fluf201 is spying on us o algo and reporting us to the law enforcement
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 38 / I: 20
What makes nuvariants so dusty? Compare.
>
<
R: 7 / I: 1

i need this for my next vidya

In your opinion, what was the best raid last year?
R: 6 / I: 2
>LE TALL GOTH DOMMY MOMMERINOS
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>mama gib me cocomelon slab pls
R: 2 / I: 1
>GEE THE KING SURE IS GAY
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 33 / I: 0
Why do (you) personally hate 4cuck?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 0
ITT we post peak preddit copypastas
>We have been neighbors for over a year now, both white bois in their 20’s. We hang out in each others places every so often. One day you open my laptop when I’m not in the room so you can look something up you see a tab that says r/bbcsissies. You know exactly what it’s about to be. Except when you open the tab you not only see me in any subreddit that relates to Sissies, BBC, chastity, femboys, and cuckolding, you see my profile and realize that I’m also posting pictures and videos of myself doing very sexual things from dressing up, to using plugs and dildos and vibrators and chastity, and some other degrading posts. I walk back into my room to see you on my laptop blushing. I realize what’s going on and when I try to explain you stop me with a kiss and say “it’s okay, we’re into the exact same thing. Let’s play around with each other and see where it goes ;) why don’t you pull out all your toys and sissy clothes while I get undress and let’s have some fun…”
R: 4 / I: 1
>This time for certain…
🍉|⬛|⬛
CLUNK
🍉|🍋|⬛
BLUNK
🍉|🍋|🍒
SPADUNK
>Oh no what have I done?! I just spent all of my wife's allowance money on slot machines! What a fool I am, you cant win with these, the house edge! Science warn—
<COMING THROUGH!!!
<Oh boy here we go!!!
💰|⬛|⬛
TUNK
💰|💰|⬛
PLUNK
💰|💰|💰
SKIBUUNK
<I JUST GAMBLED ALL OF MY MONEY AWAY AND WON LARGE!!!
R: 2 / I: 2
>Duke Onkled is One of those gays…
R: 1 / I: 0
>I LOVE ISRAEL
>I LOVE ISRAEL (YES I DO)
>AND NETANYAHU
>I LOVE BENJAMIN NETANYAHU
>HE IS THE BIG YAHU
R: 6 / I: 1
engl
R: 9 / I: 5
Sex with Illymation
R: 4 / I: 0
my dog is scared of soyjak party
R: 2 / I: 0
yep, issa WIN
R: 0 / I: 0
What if we rape r/trollcoping (retarded traisos live there) with p
Spamming posts like "I literally shit my pants yesterday…"?
R: 1 / I: 0
Why is pol filled with niggerest bait known to man
R: 98 / I: 25
>literal furry 'orn on the booru
R: 10 / I: 1
always remember to supersage averi threads because fiddlefox is a bigoted and hateful person & so is the community that spawned from them

they hate both blacks and whites while being mixed btw if that matters
R: 66 / I: 21
Writing my manifesto right now, what should I add?
R: 0 / I: 0
>MUNF MUNF FOR BOYS DINNER
R: 26 / I: 6
Cobson is discord coal
R: 0 / I: 0
this game EPI'd me
R: 5 / I: 4
send lee gems
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 9 / I: 1
>'log is just 'bait
>everyphono is falling for it
<WHY IS DIZ SITE SO SHIT MAYNE IM LEAKING
people do realize you can hide threads right? though
R: 13 / I: 2
yeh, you know i only hit on ugly fat women cause thats the only women i feel i have a chance with. still no bitches, it's tough out here.
R: 21 / I: 0
is F1NN5TER making it past 30?
which other noteworthy troons/femgoys do you think will ACK next?
>
R: 13 / I: 3
fuck this shit website
R: 14 / I: 0
why does all the traffic funnel into these retarded ass megathreads whereas gemmy ones get ignored
R: 1112 / I: 221

Operation GemTape

https://www.kamtape.com/
<What is it?
KamTape is a site that attempts to recreate the look, feel, and style of mid 2000s youtube. However like with most niche internet content its already infested with trannies.
<What do I do?
Because the site is pretty new and has a small userbase. It should be easy to slow-burn with gemmy content.
<Why should I care?
BECAUSE I DO OKAY!
R: 2 / I: 0

OMGSISA Building discovered in texas

What do you think is in this building?
R: 0 / I: 0
how you get left after rapeson finds you
R: 0 / I: 0
fuck niggers
R: 5 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
Poland won.
R: 6 / I: 3
>'do crime' edgelords when it's a hatecrime
R: 7 / I: 1
What is your ideal sharty?
For me it’s
>nusois not falling for any type of bait
>nusois not spreading their culture outside the soysphere being very strict with not spreading it
>nusois not consuming troonslop
>nusois consuming gems
>nusois getting educated
>nusois being moralfagged where their wouldn’t be a problem of failtrolls existing at all
>nusois being actually intelligent in doxxing
R: 8 / I: 7
post funny videos itt
R: 5 / I: 0
Who is this oldfaggot?
R: 3 / I: 1
giga & 'apeson xim
R: 3 / I: 0
<
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I own, I give
The rarest love, who'd think I'd find
Someone like you to call mine?
R: 1 / I: 0
>geggity
R: 6 / I: 2

Future 'Toss

In exactly 2 years from this day, this soy will always be a gem.
R: 2 / I: 2
>WOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT A HECKIN FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD WOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 0
Does anyphono have the 'chive of the fluf201(preddit troon who got SPVA 'nished) 'ox thread?
>
R: 2 / I: 0
>free platinum ticket by logging in
R: 4 / I: 4
>what are your toys
R: 1 / I: 1
>Add filter -> name
R: 35 / I: 6
problem, furfags?
R: 25 / I: 7
Femboys will be the future engineers of the BNWO
R: 2 / I: 2

🦃 THE ALICE DADA POO BUM SKIBIDI TURKEY TURKOID TURKROACH LORE THREAD 🪳

🚨 ATTENTION SOYJAKS 🚨

A new ancient meme artifact has been uncovered.

For years, scholars have searched for the meaning behind the forbidden sequence:

Alice Dada Poo Bum Skibidi Turkey Turkoid Turkroach

But the truth is far more powerful than anyone expected.

This is not just a phrase.

It is a linguistic event.

A perfect collision of:

>🧠 maximum nonsense density

>🦃 turkey-based metaphysics
>🪳 turkroach evolution theory
>🚽 poo bum dadaist philosophy
>📱 concentrated skibidi energy

Some say Alice was the first.
Some say Dada created it.
Some say the Turkroach was always watching.

The question is no longer “what does it mean?”

The question is:

Are we ready for what comes after Alice Dada Poo Bum Skibidi Turkey Turkoid Turkroach?

Drop your theories below.

🦃🪳🚽 The truth is out there.
R: 133 / I: 32
ITT we act like twitter immigrants
R: 10 / I: 0

You know what?

I'm done cutting. I'm going back to bulking. I cut down from 170 to 152 lbs and I was trying to get abs but didn't. I don't care anymore, I'm tired of eating just fucking grilled chicken and vegetables every day. I want burgers, I want soda, I want ice cream, I want fried chicken. I also want to see my lifts go up again instead of hitting the same weights every day in the gym for months.
R: 2 / I: 1
>soyjak.st
R: 7 / I: 0
I remember when I was in high school I'd play this game with my friends in the library where whoever yelled "penis" the loudest won. Where can I play this game as an adult? I don't want to epi anyone
R: 5 / I: 2
I thought we were becoming friends.
R: 9 / I: 0
>being a zoophile
R: 7 / I: 1
What’s a good android phone, apple has been getting jewed
R: 6 / I: 2
>seething at faggots, trannies, boorucucks, and furfags
R: 6 / I: 2
>Heh, my le bwc is big.
<Wha-… uh nuh uh! Bbc is big!
^
R: 4 / I: 0
Does someone still have the original joyjak audio file?
R: 11 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 0
how do i stop being angery
R: 0 / I: 0
ass raped goychud in the brappedrooms
R: 1 / I: 0
I've had a dream that my house was haunted and really strange stuff was happening. Everybaldi thought Im a schizo but it turns out I was being tormented by a SISA demon who thought that was funny. I confessed my love to her and she only allowed me to kiss her 14 times so that each one is meaningful. I want to see her qgain.
R: 9 / I: 1
My nu bad dragon should come today:3
R: 42 / I: 28

/facedox/ faces of the sharty general

ITT: we post our facedoxes, since im op I’ll go first.
<That file already exists!
R: 15 / I: 9

ITT we post Soytan gemmies we goon too

SOYTAN/NIQUA/CHANG GOONING THREAD BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
R: 4 / I: 1
>your thread was moved to /picklerick/
wtf is /picklerick/ who uses that board?
R: 95 / I: 4
Test
R: 0 / I: 0
award
R: 1 / I: 0
IAS
R: 36 / I: 11
>I LOOOOVE using state/region flag
>But I can't use it because then I'll get doxxed
>But it's SOOOOOOOOOO pretty
R: 2 / I: 0
this could be a nuvariant
R: 9 / I: 3
Test
R: 1 / I: 1
nigger
R: 0 / I: 0
new micheal
R: 31 / I: 2
Government surveillance makes my clitty leak especially hard because I warned people for years it would happen and everyone denied me. Then it happened and somehow it's a right vs left issue lumped in with opinions on undocmented illegalrinos. Help me design a partially IAS poster to put next to Flock cameras and the like. My ideas are something involving Big Brother from 1984, some 'toss of a glowie seething, or both somehow. I have a couple of assets from an attempt I wasn't happy with below. I'm planning on paying some chink sweatshop to make yard signs like these
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/H-Stake-Yard-Sign-High-Quality_1601245994481.html
R: 6 / I: 0
How do I grow wings and fly?
R: 5 / I: 4
"Average 'well actually' enthusiast after discovering a minor factual error"
R: 0 / I: 0
every time i go on freecompress i see this guy
R: 3 / I: 2
I have a stomach bulge fetish because I like huge cocks
R: 6 / I: 2
do we really do dis?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Certified ACCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 3 / I: 0

🚨 SOYJAK PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

This post was NOT generated by ChatGPT.

No AI prompts.
No robot slop.
No “write me a funny soyjak post” button.

This masterpiece was handcrafted by a real human being with questionable judgment, too much internet exposure, and a keyboard that has seen things.

100% organic posting.
0% artificial intelligence.

The soyjak factory remains operational. 🫡

I can also make it more chaotic, more ironic, or closer to actual Soyjak Party board humor if you want.
R: 2 / I: 1
Anyone have any good resources to learn about the blackedrooms for someone just getting into liminal spaces?
R: 8 / I: 0
how can i get a yandere gf like yuno gasai IRL? the ASMR audios just arent cutting it anymore.
R: 16 / I: 4

How do (You) pronounce xitter?
R: 0 / I: 0
KILL JEWS
R: 0 / I: 0
Average anproval time is about 20 minutes
R: 22 / I: 4
do (you) have IRL friends?
R: 7 / I: 0

The question is simple. How many of you are suicidal?
R: 68 / I: 10

what is ur bodycount nusois

do you moids think anyphono will ever love you?
R: 45 / I: 6

/quest/ - Questions #2

1. What is your favorite music genre?
2. What were you proud of last week?
3. What are your hobbies?
4. What are you looking forward to next week?
5. If you could vacation anywhere where would you go?
6. What is your favorite soyjak variant?
7. What is your favorite season?
8. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
9. What is unique or special about the soysphere to you?

Previous thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0834-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16456552.html
R: 4 / I: 0
Alright /Soy/. What's the most retarded thing you've ever done in you're life?
R: 1 / I: 0
>KEEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ KEEP RAGING ON ME YOU LOSE ALL DEBATE
R: 53 / I: 14
Does every single land vehicle in GTA IV have the same gear ratio? Can it be made different for each vehicle?
R: 0 / I: 0
> They’dy
R: 15 / I: 1


🃏 NEW SOYJAK PARTY CHARACTER DROP 🃏

Introducing: THE NEON SOYJESTER

He didn't arrive.
He rendered.

Born from 47 layers of questionable decisions, forbidden RGB values, and a suspicious amount of confidence.

🎩 Hat: oversized for maximum authority
💼 Suit: business meeting with the void
👁 Face: running on experimental firmware
🌈 Color palette: banned by 12 different monitors

He doesn't ask “who let him cook?”
He is the kitchen fire.

The timeline was normal before he appeared.
It will not recover.

SOYJAK PARTY HAS ENTERED THE NEON ERA.
R: 21 / I: 1

IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR SOY


Would you rather have a girlfriend that's your exact perfect physical ideal but disagrees with your politics or would you rather have an average looking girlfriend that agrees with your politics?
R: 2 / I: 0
>troll some troon on plebbit
>go onto xis profile
>176k karmarino
>all tranny subs, the usual (196, hazbin hotel furry porn shit)
>sends furry porn to anyone who disagrees with him
>posted on "r/genalpha" once
>user flare (when xe was born)
>"2012"
I don't know how to feel honestly
R: 17 / I: 7
Is there a more shartypilled image than this one
R: 42 / I: 8
marge why do every single foid that uses the sharty look like this
R: 3 / I: 0

Which would you rather date? They've been on T/E for 2 years respectively. They have top surgery but not bottom
R: 3 / I: 1
Anyone knows who is the host of this site?
R: 3 / I: 1
>eating potatoes with just salt and pepper
R: 9 / I: 6
Trvmps nqt taking his sneakers off
R: 4 / I: 3
do you change your clothes every day?
R: 3 / I: 0
i finally finish the video game i was making…
R: 5 / I: 0
Why Vlodson needs to be the logo of Soyjak Party

Every great community needs a symbol that represents its identity, and Vlodson is the obvious choice for Soyjak Party. A logo is not just an image — it is a statement. It should capture the culture, the history, and the energy of the place it represents.

Vlodson represents the kind of recognizable presence that a community logo needs. It has the ability to instantly communicate what Soyjak Party is about: absurdity, humor, and the unique style that separates it from everywhere else. A forgettable logo would do nothing, but Vlodson would immediately stand out.

A good logo becomes something people associate with the entire community. It becomes the thing people recognize, share, and remember. Vlodson has the kind of identity that could turn a simple server icon into something iconic.

Soyjak Party does not need a generic symbol. It needs something with personality, something that feels like it belongs there. Vlodson is not just a random choice — it represents the spirit and attitude that make the community what it is.

Make Vlodson the logo. There is no better fit.
R: 18 / I: 13
This is what you sick fucks were doing for years btw. The vaccine saved lives.
R: 6 / I: 1
Should we post a bunch of soyjak related yaoi and rape fiction on AO3 to attract foids to the sharty?
R: 6 / I: 3
How fat is your mom? Me mum is 190 pounds.
R: 28 / I: 65
I lost all of my jaks can you post some here to rebuild my phone folder?
R: 19 / I: 1
How do i stop violently shitting myself in public?
R: 2 / I: 1
Looking for some suggestions on chastity files. I've tried FSU, I've tried Clarissa, I've tried b311@ (probably my favorite so far, but she is just starting to post again). I'm looking for someone who actively encourages it, not just one file here and there and the rest are just about stroking.

I know this is specific, but I'd appreciate any help. Looking to become a better chastity sub. Currently 2 months locked :3
>arrow because im not a fat nazi
R: 39 / I: 6
Nu graph
This is not a hoax, I used GETs to calculate this (16777777 is the last one)
R: 2 / I: 1
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
R: 8 / I: 0
this shit eats away at my brain, every waking moment, i would sacrifice so much to go back to this time, with my current intellect, stopping myself from ever doing this. i was such a retard at the time but i need to get it off my chest.

I sexually harassed a girl on the bus.

It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where your just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on the bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.

My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at the time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "Hi" to her, she was looking forward but she said hi back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.

This is the part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off the bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood nearher and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout the entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are you doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing the stop button, i saw people getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my fucking stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, people were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from the next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying "i didnt do anything", quite a few people were confused, some looked angry, the girl was just standing there petrified, then she turned around and said to some woman "he was touching himself", felt my heart somehow drop for a second time, at this point i unironically started crying, i just kept saying "i didnt". some woman shouted out "fucking vile", at this point we reached a stop, immediately got out the bus and just started running, i think i ran over a mile, not even in the direction of my house, in the end i was quite a way away, i walked the entire thing back and never told anyone, its been eating at me for 2 years now and i still cry about it, i just had to post it here, it needs to go someway or the other.

what do i even do?
R: 4 / I: 2

Betrayal

>Wow eating that giga fly made me into a giga too!!
<YOU ATE MY GIGAFLY… HOW COULD YOU DO DIS TU ME, I AM GOING TO KILL YO!!!!!!!!
R: 959 / I: 201

Operation GemTape

You VILL raid https://www.kamtape.com/
we hit the bumo limit on the 1st thread
<What is it?
KamTape is a site that attempts to recreate the look, feel, and style of mid 2000s youtube. However like with most niche internet content its already infested with trannies.
<What do I do?
Because the site is pretty new and has a small userbase. It should be easy to slow-burn with gemmy content.
<Why should I care?
BECAUSE I DO OKAY!


FIRST THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-0515-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16779388.html
R: 5 / I: 5

IAS GEMS ONLY

GIVE ME YOUR BEST MOST BONE CHILLING 'JAKS, MAYBE EVEN SOME OBSCURE DARE I SAY "NICHE" WOAHJACKS?
R: 1 / I: 0
>yes i use the index as opposed to the catalog
R: 7 / I: 2

How to go into a psych ward(easy)

ITT we discuss the easiest methods to get into a psych ward 'teens.
R: 7 / I: 1
Is it aryan to dream about Hunky saging your thread?
R: 5 / I: 0

Geg

Vc THREAD
https://freevoice.app/room?name=Multiverse%20Conference&from=create
JOIIINNN WE MIGHT PLAY (((YOUR))) GAME
R: 17 / I: 5
I've noticed nusois like the word "fail" a lot. Has anyone else noticed this?
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 1

Why HTSM needs to be banned from Soyjak Party

HTSM has overstayed whatever welcome it might have had and has become something that should no longer be tolerated in Soyjak Party. At a certain point, a presence stops being entertaining or worthwhile and simply becomes a burden on everyone else. HTSM has reached that point.

There is no reason for Soyjak Party to keep dragging around something that consistently creates frustration and lowers the quality of the space. A community does not improve by allowing the same source of negativity to remain unchecked forever. If something repeatedly causes problems, the obvious solution is to remove it.

HTSM should not be treated as some untouchable exception. If it cannot exist without making the space worse, then it has no reason to remain there. Keeping it around only rewards the behavior and sends the message that there are no consequences for making the experience worse for everyone else.

A ban is not an overreaction — it is a necessary step when something has become more harmful than valuable. Soyjak Party would be better off without HTSM constantly hanging over it, and removing it would allow the space to move forward without the same problems repeating again and again.

The choice is simple: keep defending something that causes issues, or remove it and improve the community. HTSM has had its chance. It is time for it to go.
R: 4 / I: 2
Am I the only one who thinks that watching kids shows/kids movies at your grown ass age is retarded? Genuinely, there are arrested development retards agruing on which kids show/kids movie is better and which one is bad lmfao, they’re like “X IS BAD Z IS BETTER THAN X” if you’re one of those retards please go kill yourself with a gun or noose because I don’t wanna breathe the same air as you freaks
R: 8 / I: 9
I am reaching my absolute limit with the gigachad infestation on this site. Every corner of the sharty is overrun with these people who treat AI gigachad images like sacred scripture and think repeating the same tired lines somehow makes them the main character of every thread.
You cannot make a single post without one of them barging in and dropping their latest ginormous jaw AI chad with captions like “I look like this and say this” as if that alone is supposed to obliterate your argument. They think posting a distorted pseudo masculine face in response to everything automatically makes them witty, powerful, or even relevant. It is embarrassing to witness and infuriating to deal with.
Their presence absolutely derails conversations. Someone tries to talk about anything and immediately a gigachad worshipper swoops in with another incomprehensible AI gif. The thing flickers, stretches, twists, and pulsates like it was generated by a malfunctioning blender, and yet they parade it around proudly like it is peak comedic brilliance. They call it gigafly or gigazone or some nonsense and act like it speaks for them, even though it contributes nothing to the discussion.
Then there is the self inserting. They reply to every disagreement with some absurd power fantasy. The moment someone challenges them, out comes the next line: “I look like this and say this”, paired with an AI chad that looks like it was sculpted out of melted plastic. They act like posting a muscular image automatically wins the debate. No substance, no point, just pure posturing. It is all ego and no thought.
The gigaquoting is its own nightmare. They quote ten posts at once, attach a smug chad face, and write something painfully dull like “approved” or “cope less.” There is nothing interesting behind it. It is the same ritual every time. One does it, then ten more pile in with the same copy paste energy, suffocating the thread beneath a mountain of identical chad reactions. It is impossible to have a natural flow of conversation when everything gets drowned by this constant chest beating.
And the memes they worship are downright awful. The faceless nophono one, the nobaldi one, and whatever “giga” creation they spit out next all blend together into the same sloppy aesthetic. They are soulless, repetitive, and completely interchangeable. None of them are funny, none of them are clever, but you would never know that by how aggressively they shove them into every thread like it is their duty to spread the gospel of endless AI chad content.
The worst part is how omnipresent they are. No matter the topic, no matter the board, no matter the tone, the gigachad swarm appears like a sudden storm. Someone could ask a simple question or make a casual observation, and instantly someone replies with “I look like this and say this” and a gigantic, broken AI chad animation that hijacks the thread and forces everything into their stale little chad centered universe.
It is exhausting. It is repetitive. And it is slowly killing the sharty. Every conversation gets flattened into the same template. Every attempt at creativity gets overshadowed by this loud, obnoxious cult of people who think flexing an AI jawline is the height of humor and cultural contribution.
They have turned the site into a nonstop parade of one note posturing and low effort visual spam. Nothing survives their presence. Nothing grows. Nothing evolves.
Just the same smug face, the same recycled lines, the same empty bravado, over and over until the site suffocates under its own forced chad worship.
Completely unbearable.
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 202 / I: 96
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 827 / I: 96
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 830 / I: 190

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 514 / I: 367
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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