💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

I wake up to find this huge mess waiting for me? Fuck you, andy. *cracks knuckles*

"I want a tornado to hit my area but the sound might hurt my ears!"
Sounds like 'gimme what I want... but I'll still cry and bitch about it!"
"Stop making shit up!"
You're not autistic. Psychiatrists cannot diagnosis it, and you failed over 30 autism tests. You don't have it.
"I want to work"
And have someone dedicated to making sure you do your job and not dig in your diaper and wipe it on the food.
"I want friends"
Its very clear you can't maintain a friendship without any form of manipulation. That requires you to feel some amount of empathy and care what others are saying. You can't do either.
"I don't want behavior issues."
This sounds like a precursor to more running around in the street, which seeing your BMI might be a good thing, andy.
"I don't want health issues."
Well you desperately want attention to the point you're posting your medical charts showing you're dangerously close to a heart attack... please stay mad, andy.
"I don't want unsafe or unsanitary living conditions."
Andy, that is everywhere you are. You are an avatar of filth.
"I want help so I can achieve these goals of mine!"
You want someone to do it for you because you don't want to do better, because doing better would mean you're not a drooling retard.
"No tornado."
Sad andy. no buildings blown apart like toothpick sculptures so he can enjoy a storm. But lightning is bad because its loud.
"I had a meltdown that went into a shutdown."
You had a power outage which meant you had no entertainment, so you took it out on your caregiver.
"Some people think its an act."
It is.
"When you find someone hitting their head on a wall."
So... autistic people smash their head on a wall when the power goes out? You sure about that, andy?
"I don't think you have any physical evidence."
We have video footage of every lie you said on camera. We have each version of your childhood records you put out. We have your former shrink saying you aren't autistic. APS says you aren't. You also keep adding new conditions and diseases that you have every week. If even half of what you said was true you'd still be the sickest man alive.
"If there was a fire how would I respond?"
You've shown use how. You'd giggle in glee, take pictures, and phone APS saying you need constant supervision and diaper play because you cause fires when you're alone.
"If I can not handle loud voices..."
So now just loud voices set you off?
"I am a person who deserves to be treated with dignity and respect..."
There is no font big enough, nor bold bold enough to emphisize NO YOU DON'T hard enough.
"I am recovering from my sensory overload and cognitive load"
So... sensory overload is just the lights going out for 20 minutes? that's all it takes for you to launch into a performative act? That makes you weak as shit. Next time you think you're super special remember: you couldn't handle the TV going out for a little while.
"This is exactly why no option for my incontinence.
Stop drinking laxatives and you'll stop shitting yourself. Of course, you also purposely shit yourself as seen at your mom's funeral. Remember? You shit yourself just before the funeral so tom and joe had to clean you. You thought it was funny.
"Addressing the Baby accuisations"
You have a disease, disorder, or injury that prevents you from being anything other than a baby. Also, I thought you had the mental capacity of a 2 year old?
"Many adults especially those with autism, use transitional objects or comfort items for sensory regulation"
No, we don't.
"If your caregivers are fighting you on hygine."
I have no caregivers, and my hygine is great. Don't need them because I'm a functional human.
"this is a safety and rights issue."
translation: "IF YOU SAY I NEED A SHOWER YER BOOLYING ME"
"A catheter would be bad because it can cause infections."
And it would mean you can't piss your diaper, and you would never want that to stop.
"Why is this report not forged but all others are?"
Because you are a known, chronic liar, and its more likely to be real if it runs counter to your claims.
"these medical reports are just as valid as Dr. Santa Maria diagnosis is.
No, they aren't.
"I understand you want to see me respond to your lies."
No, we want you to play in traffic again, or go sit in snow until your toes fall off. that'd be the action of someone who 'doesn't know any better' instead of lightly tapping your head on drywall.
Andy shifts into pure AI talking points. he's not even writing this.

Honestly there's no real takeaways here.
More of andy saying he'd be happy and would clap and sing if a tornado rendered half the city of Erie into the past tense because 'they're so cool.' Not beating those psychopath allegations.
The other minor point is andy saying that because he was without his nightlight and paw patrol for 10-20 minutes he had to go abuse his caregiver then bash his head on the wall when she couldn't make the power come back. He couldn't just play on his phone or AAC aap, he had to go on an ambulance ride.

Fucking petulant monster.
 
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Damn, even Cyraxx handles outages with more patience and grace.
Its kind of amazing how not even other lolcows want anything to do with andy. That, and most of them are better off than andy.

Toph? She lives in a shelter by herself. Andy's scared of shelters because he can't play baby there.
Raxx? Despite being an actual attic dwelling, poo eating boglin he at least he dreams upward and not downward like andy.
Kobes? Kobra had an apartment and made money selling wands and despite being fairly disgusting he was pretty chill and got some ass.
How about Chris? Chris, despite all the shit that's happened tries to be positive, doesn't assault people, and doesn't call the cops all the time.
Nova? Nova has all of Andy's fetishes btu has openly stated he openly hates andy, and doesn't bother the cops or crisis services.
I can't think of any other tism lord I've followed who has even 1/10th of all the shit andy's claimed to have.
 
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Its kind of amazing how not even other lolcows want anything to do with andy. That, and most of them are better off than andy.
the only two lolcows i can think of who are worse than andy are nick bate and pamperchu and thats just because they're confirmed pedophiles and andy is way more coy about it. they were also deeper into the shit fetish. although pamper is pretty intelligent so he has that going for him. i wonder how a conversation between andy and pamper would go
 
the only two lolcows i can think of who are worse than andy are nick bate and pamperchu and thats just because they're confirmed pedophiles and andy is way more coy about it. they were also deeper into the shit fetish. although pamper is pretty intelligent so he has that going for him. i wonder how a conversation between andy and pamper would go
well, pamperchu is more disgusting but he is a certified computer genius.
As for bates... I don't know much about him other than he fucked a child and liked to play with a shit. Hope he dies in prison.
 
Isn't it kind of sad that the literal motherfucker with the god complex is the most "normal" lolcow we have now?
 
the only two lolcows i can think of who are worse than andy are nick bate and pamperchu and thats just because they're confirmed pedophiles and andy is way more coy about it. they were also deeper into the shit fetish. although pamper is pretty intelligent so he has that going for him. i wonder how a conversation between andy and pamper would go
I dunno Amdy's pretty smart if hes not acting in super retard mode to try and manipulate people, hedoes have some computer and weather knowledge so thats going for him

Plus I doubt Andy's a pedophile because itd be even more horrifying if he was
 
Isn't it kind of sad that the literal motherfucker with the god complex is the most "normal" lolcow we have now?
Eh, Kobra was more normal than Chris. Kobra was just a guy with rotten teeth, who ate bad food, and thought he was a goth wizard. He would make wands, sell them, and made chump change on YT when he wasn't getting blitzed drunk, high, or feuding with his insane off and on girlfriend.
Kobes wasn't attracted to kids, he wasn't into shit, he didn't even really pissed at the trolls. he was just the weird kid who ate gross food. Hell, Raxx still has worse teeth than Kobes ever did.

I dunno Amdy's pretty smart if hes not acting in super retard mode to try and manipulate people, hedoes have some computer and weather knowledge so thats going for him

Plus I doubt Andy's a pedophile because itd be even more horrifying if he was
Oh Andy knows enough to install a VM on his computer to hide all his creepy shit from his caregivers. He has also stated to using VPNs and other advanced stuff no 40 year old retard would know how to do themselves.

As for manipulation: he's got advanced tactics. He knows when to steer the conversation away from things, how to shut down conversations, if you don't know him you'd actually back down and fall for his horseshit. I don't blame new people for falling for his act, its very good. However he's not smart enough to keep the act going.
We've seen in the crack shack saga that Andy, when his usual bag of tricks doesn't work he crashes out and restarts the act, not understanding that people wise up to this shit when repeatedly exposed to his performance. Once he's calling the cops several times a day, and they no longer give a shit, he's got no other tricks in that diaper of his.
 

He's ironically more intelligent than most lolcows. People discovering him have a hard time realizing that, I think, because it's combined with being completely batshit insane.
 
as of late
Unless we're talking about sexual assault, Snyder's the only case of assault we can really pin on chris. Andy has smashed down metal hospital doors, punched holes in the walls of his family's house, broken windows with his fists, re-broke his dad's ribs, Joe has said Andy would beat him up when they were kids, and then there's Andy's many attempts on the family's lives.

0:11 Andy is outside the crack shack, claiming he's outside having a mental breakdown because the power is out. He claims its an unexpected change, but he doesn't sound upset at all.
0:21 Andy turns the camera on himself, he has his teddy bear prop, his AAC, a flashlight, and his green earmuffs that he recently claimed he doesn't own. Andy's beard is also getting noticeably greyer.
0:31 Andy uses the flashlight to bring our attention to a downed electrical line on a neighbor's house that runs over his yard.
0:43 Andy beings flashing the light into the road to direct us to how the downed line is laying in the road. This flashlight could cause an accident if he distracted a driver. Thankfully his road is empty.
0:46 Andy says that somehow because this power line, which is no longer connected to the main line is going to get someone hurt.
0:51 Andy says that 911 refuses to come and do something about the damaged power line.
0:56 We get a look at andy's white shoes. they are so clean that they must be new.
1:02 Andy malds about how 911 doesn't want to respond to the guy who calls them 3-4 times a day over a powerline, which isn't their responsibility. A guy with this much knowledge of 911 should know this, and he is likely just bothering them to punish them for not HALPING him.
1:08 Andy claims to not know his address.
1:14 "I live in Erie PA, I have autism. And I called 911 because I have a mental crisis." Again, he knows 911 doesn't handle this, and he doesn't sound scared or anything. He just sounds like he was denied breakfast at McDonalds at 11:05
1:26 "Everywhere has power except this house." … does this mean you have power and you're just out here to cause problems?
1:30 Andy says that because 911 isn't going to send cops and ambulances to the guy who abuses the emergency line on the daily, they don't care about his safety.
1:34 Andy says "I could get hurt. Hey, I could go touching that!" Why don't you? You claim you're autistic and you don't know no better. You have no sense of safety, remember? You lie down in the street knowing its not safe. Why draw the line here?
1:41 Andy stress sighs and we see the outside of the house is where there's an outdoor couch and a pile of garbage.
Andy cuts the video.

So Andy called 911 over something they aren't supposed to handle, and is trying to get people to... I guess shame 911 into doing what andy wants from here on out.
 

Ah yes, you know those infamous mental health crises where you stand there and calmly identify a problem, know what a solution is, and then proceed to just as calmly promise to hurt yourself from the thing that you yourself have identified as dangerous and are skert of.

@Yamcha's Only Fan I think you forgot the Gamestop incident where he attempted to mace a dude. That's assault brotha
 
Ah yes, you know those infamous mental health crises where you stand there and calmly identify a problem, know what a solution is, and then proceed to just as calmly promise to hurt yourself from the thing that you yourself have identified as dangerous and are skert of.
I sound more stressed when I order a pizza over the phone.
 
Honestly, that wire doesn't even look like a service drop. It's hard to tell exactly because he films like he's pretending to be retarded, but that looks like just a single wire, while service feeds are three wires wound together. It might just be a co-axial cable down. Which if you are an urboid in a high-tenancy area with a lot of turnover, say like a lowkey college town like the Erie area, you've probably seen before. It's not outlandish to see a lot of cut and disconnected cables every time a new tenant gets a new cable provider and lazy cable guys often just leave wires hanging. Erie's had a few minor outages over the last few days, and I think Amdy just wanted to use this occasion to try to make himself the center of attention by calling the police on a dead cable line.

tl;dr: I think Amdy fake
 
@Yamcha's Only Fan I think you forgot the Gamestop incident where he attempted to mace a dude. That's assault brotha
Oh yeah, its been a while since I lurked around the chris section. i think my chris lore is starting to decay.

And really it wasn't a full-on 'point the spraybottle point-blank in the employee's face and empty it' situation. It was a spritz in the dude's general direction as chris was fleeing because he's a giant pussy that can only really attack people like Styxhexenhammer (IE he attacks you with his mind.)

Regardless, Andy breaking his dad's ribs still trumps that.

He means as of recently. The GameStop mace incident was 11 years ago.
And the Snyder attack was even further back.
 
Did you see in the video he looks himself up on the farms.
👋 you still faking out there buddy?
 
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