Today is the United States of America’s 250th birthday. 250 beautiful years of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; 250 years of our cheerful American can-do attitude towards those three inalienable rights; 250 years of growing into the nation that (whether you choose to own it or not) has been the one you all turn to for help and guidance in world affairs (this is a celebration, we’ll debate on the finer points of that at a later date). So, it may seem a little funny that on my beautiful nation’s birthday, I am thanking those of you who ventured over for the World Cup, rather than my fellow freedom loving patriots (although to any of my fellow freedom loving patriots who are also reading this, pew pew pew!!!)

(Note to the World Cup visitors here: Pew Pew Pew is how we say ‘I love you’ in ‘Murican. Add finger guns and you’re one of us. You’re welcome).

Anyways, if you, the wonderful visitors here in the USA, haven’t realized it yet, you gave us exactly what both Americans and the world as a whole needed. You willingly went into what is considered ‘flyover country’ with open hearts and minds and in doing so busted through the narratives that the Malicious Satanic Media all over the world tries to feed you about Americans. You discovered that our nation is HUUUGE and that traveling to another state is like driving into another country geographically and culturally. You discovered that our hugeness is the reason we don’t need to leave the country to go on vacation and why we have such an engrained car culture (and subsequently, why Wal-Marts make a degree of sense when we can’t just walk to the market on a daily basis). You discovered our diversity of landscapes, culture, cuisines, and people, and you have embraced all of it.

Most importantly, you discovered what the American spirit is. You discovered our generosity and ingenuity; our smiles and welcomes; the freedoms and openness that drive us to want to make something of ourselves and help our neighbors to do the same. And you GET. IT. In all of the social media I have been binging over the past few weeks since you first arrived, all I have seen is love and awe of what we have to offer here in the United States, and in celebrating it, you gave us the best mood boost and reminded those of us who were being dragged down by our own media that this nation is worth celebrating and preserving. You openly said that you’d been lied to and offered proof of what America really is for everyone else to see.

Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

And, if I may say so, that same MSM that has lied about us has been lying to you about yourselves. You are also generous and fun. Your cultures, your faith, your architecture, your literature, your nations - they are ALL beautiful and they are worth celebrating and preserving. The MSM that has lied to you about us has spent the better part of a century trying to beat you down and keep you at the bottom. I pray that this awakening you are having here goes back with you to your homes, and that you no longer accept the lies and demoralization that they are feeding you.

Thank you for your openness and for reminding us of the little things that we all take for granted here (like Wal-Marts and Waffle Houses and ranch dressing). The MSM, in lock step with the globalists, have been trying to divide destroy us all. You’ve helped break that spell and gave us the world’s coolest sleepover, and I pray that you take the fighting spirit that you see here back with you and begin dismantling those who are trying to dismantle you. Your values and cultures helped to lay our foundations here in the USA; let us help you by sharing that indomitable spirit right back. You guys are amazing, and you are always always always welcome back. Pew pew pew!!!!

For those of you who are here for the Independence Day celebrations, and that includes my beautiful fellow freedom loving patriots, stay cool, stay safe, and most importantly, HAVE FUN! God Bless the USA!