Wigger

🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet

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A Wigger (portmanteau of the words 'white' and 'nigger', obviously) is an individual of Caucasian descent who chooses to act as though they were a member of the African-American community. Common wigger behaviors include speaking in African-American Vernacular English, wearing backwards caps and huge clothes, and eating fried chicken and watermelon.^{[ev&oe everyone does that because they taste good]}

Wiggerism is a predominantly American phenomenon on account of the country's diverse ethnic makeup, although European wiggers have been known to exist in rare circumstances. Vanilla Ice is considered by many to be the canonical wigger. Wiggers are also the direct opposite of Braniggers, who pretend to be white despite being some form of brownoid.

Wiggers are actually just hip-hop fans who want to be just like their heckin favourite rappa. They never get into actual nigger "culture" like soule, R&B or jazz, or never bother to care about "da community" like A Tribe Called Quest.

When wiggers die, they ASCEND to WIGGERBOREA, where everyone is given 72 virgin black QVEENs.

They can also be of other races like Dj Khaled or Dj Kenn.

Why do white people decide to act like a nigger?[edit | edit source]

One of the main reasons is that a lot of punks/mostly teenagers, like the ones from The Sharty, want to fit in socially; so, to do just that, they decide to smoke weed, and then go on to steal and act tough.