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After publicly disavowing Elaine Miller, Ralph has joined their child sextortion swatting group.

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Post in thread 'Skibidi Farms / NoLimitsPedia / Gnarpedia / Totencord / Hutucord / Spawnism / Goyswats / Kastle / UCS / Kiliverse / Dwinny / Thugchan / Zukencord'

So has Skibidi Mafia (the site seems to be staying dead).
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They also have a private group chat, which I have a list of members from...
Reactions:Informative x 34 Semper Fidelis x 8 Winner x 4 Lol x 2 Lunacy x 2
 
W@rui said:
I think that's why a lot of coverage about him dropped off as well, he's trying to start feuds but people are overall ignoring him.
Besides Gabe Hoffman, who's really clipping this guy?
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100%, and I'm not really sure what Ralph can do to draw attention to him that doesn't involve irrecoverably fucking up his life even more. I legitimately don't know. For me at least, you kinda just know how Ralph will react to everything at this point. Seriously. How many times can you laugh at a fat, broke BPD woman living in a Mexican shack, get mad, make impotent threats, and then larp like he's a master wrassle wrassle heel?

Especially when the quality milk Ralph produces isn't necessarily from a single event, but when that event is viewed with the context in mind. (Again, for me at least.) Either context of a specific thread (e.g., Scarlett, his white keeeeedz, living alone in Mexico, Pantsu, etc.), or of his entire life.

Really, the only things Ralph can intentionally do that'll draw attention to himself is either get plastered on camera, or do something that makes his life permanently worse. The problem is both of those are only short-term solutions with long-term, negative complications. Maybe you can include going out in public, but that's mostly just cringe and waiting for something funny to happen since Ralph is a timid manlet who causes problems everywhere he waddles.

Man, I really don't know. Granted, I could never really theorycraft a solution to repair Ralph's life in general, but now I'm not confident you can theorycraft a way for him to enter a meaningful feud. Other than Scarlett obviously, but Ralph lost that one the moment he tucked his pigly tail in fear after she threatened to release their sex tape. There ain't no coming back from that one my dude, because the immediate thought coming to mind from that is "Oh shit. He knows people would laugh at his limp micropenis and sexual performance in general."
 
Hmm. That explains why he was desperate to DM that account that’s been chronicling all 764 stuff.
 
Rage Pig said:
Why won't you die John Potter, your demise is being chronicled!
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>I didn't know it was her running it. Left.

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(https://archive.is/TyixB)

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Piggy is being a little bit deceptive here considering Elaine promoted the Telegram channel on his chat and superchatted 5 dollars promoting it again.

A simple timeline:

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(https://archive.is/wip/eyyhI)
Piggy does the stream where Elaine superchats to promote the Telegram channel and calls in on July 17th. 2026.

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(https://archive.is/4P8FY)
Piggy disavows Elaine publicly on July 18th. 2026.

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Piggy comments on the public channel on July 19th, 2026.

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Piggy unfollows their Twitter account on July 20th, 2026.
 
HackerX said:
Really, the only things Ralph can intentionally do that'll draw attention to himself is either get plastered on camera, or do something that makes his life permanently worse. The problem is both of those are only short-term solutions with long-term, negative complications. Maybe you can include going out in public, but that's mostly just cringe and waiting for something funny to happen since Ralph is a timid manlet who causes problems everywhere he waddles.
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You probably haven’t caught his IRL streams, they’re unintentionally amusing.

I was going to post something like this in the latest KF ddos thread but didn’t get around to it, but the healthy way to look at setbacks is that they’re just opportunities. There can’t be a miraculous comeback without falling behind. What truly makes a lolcow is that they have an audience of people who tells them the truth about their fuckups and personal foibles and they fight against it with every ounce of their being.

Someone who I credibly believe actually was Ralph was in gunt chat yesterday morning complaining that what we say here about him is mostly false. Buddy, like what? Where are the lies? Occasionally there may be some exaggerations but not many and certainly they are only lies in degrees. There’s very few outright lies published here about him. That is, after all, why he and others hate the Farms so much, it documents the reality which is counter to their narcissistic and Delhi self-image.

So Ralph has had all this time to be actually be honest with himself but he can’t do that unless he is blitzed out of his mind. There had been countless actual good advice for him here but he ignores all of it because a lazy piece of shit is just who he is. If you think he can’t possibly sink lower I guarantee you he will find a way.

Ralph, your only two real options are to either 1) start doing fire sales or 2) log off the internet under your real ID and completely sober up, forever, and somehow get a job. You can’t handle a social media career while sober and no one is interested in watching it anyway.

Don’t say no one told you!
 
Damn it Ralph, there's one thing you're good at and that's taking a giant dump in a group you've invited yourself too. Scared off by a single Jawsh Moon post. I'm disappointed in you little dood.
 
Vect said:
Unless there's evidence to the contrary, I can buy he didn't know who Elaine Miller was, given she's an abused lolcow groupie at best. Ralph has no consistent sense of standards, but I feel like he's telling the truth here.
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She's literally been in da Sektur for years. She fucked one of his alogs, Adam "Godwinson" Edge. There is every reason to believe Gunt knew she is a pedophile and sextortionist. He's a terminally online faggot. All he does is sit on twitter and discord among the same people she does.
 
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