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 16765606[Quote] [Voice Chat]

TIME: T-PLUS 1488 SECONDS AFTER BLACKING EVENT ALPHA
>♪… Oh, there she is.
Giga approaches the orange-skinned girl from behind, being so close he's towering over her.
>Hello, Mymy.
<Wat- Oh, hello… really buff grey guy? Do I know you?

 16765618[Quote]>>16765626

>even Zeillggers are participating
This is truly an Avengers level threat!

 16765622[Quote]>>16765631

You do realize nophono will be against dis one right?

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OOOOOOOOOYYYY SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

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>>16765618
it was implied at the end of the original post that this would happen

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>>16765622
Mymy is underage doe

 16767164[Quote]>>16767178>>16767188

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>maybe you don't, but i do. *pulls out gun*
<ah! don't hurt me! i don't got anything on me, i swear, please let me go!
>take off your skirt, mymy.
<what?
>*shakes the gun infront of her face*
<n-no, please don't do this to me…

*new beat techno music starts being heard in the background. it's the european pride parade*
>ah, just in time.
*giga inhumanly stretches his arm and takes a belgian from the marching band*
<wat in godsnaam?!
^he, wat is dit nou weer! blijf van me af, engerd!
>speak english
^let go of me!
>i'll do it if you pull out your BBC right now
^wat?
>…your big belgian cock
^i'm not fucking doing that!
*giga cocks the gun infront of his face*
^oke oke jeetje

*he pulls down his pants. mymy looks disgusted*
>what's that face for? it isn't as big as you hoped it'd be?
<w-what?
>well, if you know so much about cocks, i don't think you'll have any problems taking it, then.
<i-i don't…
>listen to me belgian. i want you to ram this bitch silly. i don't give a shit if you end up breaking her cervix, if you dare even stop for one second i'm putting lead you both's heads
<oh god. oh god you're actually going to- ALSJEBLIEFT, GOD, NEE!
^het spijt me meisje.

*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
>VERDOMME, MIJN KONT, DAT DOET PIJN! PLEASE, STOP!
>it's… it's kino, once again.
<F-FUCK… *she orgasms*
>hahaha you just came to belgian cock
<sniff… you- you're a sick fuck, you know that?!
>shut the fuck up, chink
<i-i'm not a…

>switch to her other hole now, french fry

<NO NO WAIT NO
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<AGH! NNGH!
>geg! who's the sodomite now?
<WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, JIJ HOERENZOONNNGGGHHHH!
>hahahaha ching chong ping pong to you too nipper
<I'M NOT.. I'M NOT A.. AGH!
*she tries covering her mouth as she moans again, but giga grabs her hand before she can do so*
>nuh uh you can't hide how much of a slut for BBC(big belgian cock) you really are mymy

^verdorie i can't keep it in anymore!

^fuuckk!
>this. was. the gemmiest day EVER! you can pull out now.
<*she lays on the floor, silently crying as jizz leaks from her gaping butthole*
>consider yourself lucky, you whore. atleast for you he didn't cum inside your womb, aldoe that sacrificed a few awesomesauce points
<*she's still crying*

>fuuuck stupid ass foids and their sentimentality. tell you what, kid. *he forces her to stand up* i'll let you have a bit of "peace of mind" for yourself

*giga hands her his gun*
<w…what are you…
*giga puts the belgian on a chokehold*
>kill him. he raped you after all, right?
^he?! jij klootzak, jij hebt me gezegd dat ik het moest doen!
>it's only just.
*mymy grabs the gun and looks at it for a few seconds. she has the ability to finally get retribution to the man that just did this to her… her tired gaze goes up towards giga, and then towards the belgian.

*she shoots the belgian in the chest.*
^agh! *he drops still on the cold, sticky floor*
>good girl. now suck his cock
<…
>i mean it's not like he wanted to fuck you actually, so you'd be raping him back. that'd be ULTRAGEMMY vengeancecore!
<i… okay…
*mymy kneels down and starts masturbating the limping penis, then puts it in his mouth*
>well, that sure was a "hwabag"! i'm outta here now.
*giga walks off and dissapears into the shadows as mymy keeps sucking the dead man's dick, blood pooling below her*

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>>16767164
i do not do this i am good not evil

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>>16767164
>…of course! when we get home, the three of us can play some boardgames together.
<y-yay…
>that's fantastic! we just gotta… find mymy, haha, and then we can head home. I'm sure she was off here somewhere…
>oh, there she is! mymy, sorry for leaving you- OH MY GOD!

 16767195[Quote]>>16767265

Just shut this damn website down already

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>>16767195
do not supersage my thread nigger. this shit took me an hour to type and i had to go watch ongezellig for the first time in my life to understand the characters' personalities

 16767269[Quote]>>16767274

down

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 16767286[Quote]>>16767427

bumping this absolute gemerald
, how could you tell?

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>>16767265
somebaldi should make a animation on this

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>>16767318
no jsid we've become da jardee

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die

 16767389[Quote]

burn all giggerboos

 16767392[Quote]

total giggerlet death

 16767401[Quote]>>16767404>>16767427

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Nusois..

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>>16767401
frog fail

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>>16767318
this so much this

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 16767442[Quote]>>16767451

This is worse than the jarty

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 16767502[Quote]

jsid

 16767553[Quote]

i have a rape fetish

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pedobrim thread what the fuck is this shit

 16768391[Quote]

bumping this glistening gemerald

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 16768533[Quote]>>16768537>>16769050

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 16768537[Quote]

>>16768533
Sentient

 16769050[Quote]

>>16768533
shartyVVIN*



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