I don't have the N - R - G to do anything for this site as if late. I've been tired as fuck and doing barely nothing yet hits are rising. Uhhhh.. I don't know. I'm tired of side pages and having them, So I'm putting most of the content on this page. With less pages it is easier to fix everything up. Now I can up fix up the colors of the side scroll bar thing. If no one signs the guestbook in oh .. one month it's deleted. Umm cunt cunt cunt, I'm too lazy so here is umm my EIH post just incase you missed it.

Creating The World

Cunt

• Dry - If you like this, you're a homosexual. Who would want dry cunt? "I want dry cunt cause it'll make my penis hurt during intercourse I'm a big FAGGOT." Trust me, you don't want dry cunt.

• Wet - Like this? You must be heterosexual. You're normal. Even if you suck other guys cocks, you're not a faggot if you like wet pussy.

• Tight - This is some good stuff. If the cunt is tight she probably hasn't been fucked by her dad yet, so you can fuck her free of incest dieases. As an added bonus to the fact that she is probably a virgin whore, you can enjoy the fact that you are almost stuffing her entire cunt, and you feel like a man despite your average sized penis.

• Loose - If you fuck a womans tight cunt enough if will eventually become loose. This is how loose cunt is created. If you have a big dick loose cunt can be enjoyable, and even more comfortable. Your penis will have more breathing room, and it will be easier to slap it against the inside walls of the vagina. Downsides are having a small dick, and knowing she's probably been fucked by all your closest friends and relatives. She might have herpes and crabs on her cunt hairs. If this is the case, you might want to stick to just eating her out, the herpes outbreaks make a delightful snack. Speaking of snacks how about those pubic crabs? If you swallow them sum-bitches you could fuck her without fear of having crabs on your own pubes. Who cares about crabs anyway, if you get them the plus side is you'll never be left out with those midnight cravings. Just put you hand down your pants and a significant food supply will be at your fingertips.

• Other - There a tons of cunts but I don't want to go all out and talk about everyone. Some of the cunts you can look forward to are:
  • Rotten
  • Dieased
  • Swollen
  • Old condom containing
  • Period Juicy
  • Maggot Infested
  • Shit-stuffed
  • Crusty
  • Aged cum containing
  • And many more...

Ahh those are the types of cunts, excited about your first sexual experience? You should be, nothing is better than the female cunt. You can fuck it, slap it, eat it, and even vomit live worms into it. Nothing more about this topic, enjoy cunts!

Dick

• CircumSIZED - The first one we have is circumSIZED. This means you have no extra skin on your dick. Why the fuck would people do this? They claim it is to keep the penis clean... BULLSHIT. People are circumsized so they can have pretty, suckable dicks. If you're circumsized, you just might be a jew. There is nothing wrong with being a jew. "Jew want to be white!? JEW-WISH!" - Me.

• UncircumSIZED - Yes the better of the sizes. uncircumSIZED. This means you have extra skin covering your penis head. I am this way, and this way FUCKING RULES. While all you potential jews are there with your bottles of lube struggling to jack off, this extra skin provides me with self-lubricant. All I have to do is rub on the head of my penis until I ejaculate a load of semen that will most likely fill my belly-button hole. In the meanwhile the circumSIZED will be pre-cumming in another 20 minutes or so. The downside is ... an uglier dick. But that's okay, once I find a love, willing to suck me off 2-3 times a day I'll get my shit cut for her, then make her eat the ring of skin.

• NiggerSIZED - No I'm not racist. Just sorta envious. African-Americans have huge cocks (uhh.. my mother said). They are *mostly* ignorant so "God" had to give them a gift so they wouldn't go fucking extinct. Who can really LOVE a dirt colored gorilla looking thing? NOBODY. So how do they get laid? It's simple, they find NOBODIES. The major example of nobodies is white trash. So easy to pick up, horny for big cocks they'll go with a blacky cause people fuck in the dark anyway. ROAR I'm just being racist out of jealousy, who wouldn't let Janet Jackson suck them off? I sure would, and she is black.

• NeedleSIZED - Got a little pencil-sized dick? I do, my dick is 10 inches (but that includes tongue). Not only that, but I have very bad health and I'm a fat pig. I won't be a long lasting fuck, I might cum before it's inside. Well, maybe I will last long in bed. Considering I've been jacking off daily for 3 years, not just anything gets me off anymore. Sympathy towards people who get off to dogs fucking girls, or girls sucking off horses. However getting off to watching a girl eat shit, that is sick and pathetic. Aren't I the hypocrite? Having a small needle dick isn't so bad. Good things come in small packages. While you might have a huge dick, mine will be smaller yet cuter (besides the whole extra skin thing). It will also be easier to suck my entire dick off and be less painful to the girls neck. I like my dick.

Had enough dick talk? I've had enough dick-writing-about. There are still other important parts of this area that should be talked about. I'm lazy so I'll just pick two:

• Penis Head - This part is sensitive girls. This is like a lollipop. You don't suck on the white stem of the lollipop do you? No you suck the be red thing with the flavor in it. Same goes with dick. Except the only color the head ever is besides skin tone is purple. What happens? Just like lollipops if you suck them long enough you get a special treat. Just keep sucking and eventually you get to the ever juicy gum cum! Now wasn't that worth it?

• Balls - The balls.. If you don't know what these are, they are the two little things under the penis area. What do they do? They are cum containers. Note to women: Suck and tease these things.. they sometimes have a salty flavored (my mommy said) and are very hairy at times. Nothing like a good ol' pube in the mouth huh? Just DON'T bite on the fucking hairs.. I can't stress that enough.

That pretty much sums everything up for dicks. Now I'm going to go take a piss using this wonderful tool.

Cum

Cunt + Dick = Lots of Cum

Tired of jacking off day after day with no variety in your jack off life? I'm tired of it. A little head is my goal in life. To get this wonderful treat you must be able to con someone into giving you it. You must LIE.. And don't stop lying 'til you get it. Here is me attempting to get head from this girl I know through AIM. Follow these steps and getting head should be as easy as... ... ... Getting head from a baby:

This is an actual IM but I changed her s/n:

HeadGiver: you suck dick even once
HeadGiver: its around the town
HeadGiver: and BANG your a hoe
HeadGiver: im considered a hoe and i never gave hed
HeadGiver: brb
bloodswallower: u poor thing
HeadGiver: you makin fun?
bloodswallower: NO
bloodswallower: it's just sad that you haven't got the opportunity to do something as entertaining as fellatio onto a loved one
HeadGiver: ?
bloodswallower: fellatio = head
HeadGiver: oh
HeadGiver: how is that entertaining
HeadGiver: it is for you
HeadGiver: but what do we get out of it
bloodswallower: the satisfaction of pleasing, and you get a mouthful of reward in the end
HeadGiver: um ew
HeadGiver: doesnt that taste like shit
bloodswallower: no!
bloodswallower: it tastes like grape bubble gum that you like
HeadGiver: my ass
bloodswallower: see , once you do that to a guy you get a LOT out of it
bloodswallower: not only do you get a delicious load to swallow, but the pleasure will leave him in a nice state of mind, and he will buy you nice stuff
HeadGiver: again my ass.....and you shouldnt swallow, it eats your insides
bloodswallower: umm..LOL sure
bloodswallower: i'm sure the little SPERMIES EAT YOUR INSIDES
HeadGiver: they do actually
HeadGiver: or it burns or....makes you sick or whatever bloodswallower: NOT TRUE, if that was true my mom would've died in her cock-sucking college years
HeadGiver: HAHA
HeadGiver: dont say that about your mother
bloodswallower: it has actually been proven that sperm contains a good amount of protein and if you swallow lets say a load per day, you lose 20 pounds in 6 weeks i swear
HeadGiver: yea...sure
bloodswallower: really!
bloodswallower: all you have to do is milk me, drink the delightful shake, and you won't have to get your stomach stapled in the future like your mom
HeadGiver: lol
HeadGiver: um....what are you implying....
bloodswallower: i'm just try to help YOU out
HeadGiver: no, you want me to give you head
bloodswallower: but i also want you to keep your healthy, slim, protein filled body like it is
HeadGiver: You want me to give you head....
bloodswallower: if you put it that way, yes
HeadGiver: lol
HeadGiver: thats why your sayin all that stuff
HeadGiver: so it would get me to give it toy ou
bloodswallower: well who doesn't want their nuts busted?
bloodswallower: and do think of the healthyness though, really
HeadGiver: sure
HeadGiver: i belive you all the way through

See... I'm an expert con person. She believed me all the way through. I should be getting some head soon. Use this advice wisely.

Without cum where would we be? We'd all be dead, Or swimming around in our daddy's balls. Well not in my case, I set free all my potential children. They are all probably in that special place. What place you ask? Fuck if I know, the place where the shower drain pipes lead to. All my dead spermy children are probably in the same drain with the dead spermy children of other jack offs like me. Maybe they have cute little sperm-to-sperm conversations and say hilarious and catchy little phrases such as:

• "Long time no semen!"
• "Your face looks kinda pale."
• "They use me as tooth paste."
• "Lets stick together you guys!"
• "Your dad's a jack off."
• "Where did you cum from?"

And I leave you with my email and AIM I love feedback, please send. And a queer pic I edited that sorta goes with this topic...

I've been out all day so I'll just give you these many porn videos. Hopefully at least one works I'm not going to check. Just try and download some porn, lalala cunties :).

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