▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038327
No.
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038332 >>5038506
Look around for any nearby landmarks and check my inventory
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038346
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038391
>>5038366 finger my asshole
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038416
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038442
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038463
Yell “NARGE?” at the top of my lungs with my mouth full of poop from my finger
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038470
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038506 >>5038522 >>5038623
>>5038332 After walking for a bit you check your inventory. You have a wooden axe and a wooden sword. After looking arround for any landmarks you find a curious looking tower.
Will you investigate?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038544
>>5038523
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038563 >>5038656
>>5038523
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038579
>>5038523
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038605
>>5038523
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038656
>>5038563 Do this and then shoot yourself in the head when the police come
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038671 >>5038680
>>5038522 The tower looks creepy, so you decide not to investigate, you walk away. But as you walk away the 3 jannies that have been inhabiting the tower come out and follow you. You turn arround and see them charging towards you.
<NARGE? What will you do?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038680 >>5038693 >>5038714
>>5038671 tell that there is 'p behind xem
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038683
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038714 >>5038730 >>5038747
>>5038680 >>5038693 As the jannies charge towards you, you decide to bait them.
<mmm narge? Theres ’p behind you! Janny: omg so coaly its probably the redditors or something
As the jannies turn arround you quickly make your escape and run as fast as you can.
What do you do next?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038721
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038730 >>5038760
>>5038714 find better items
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038747
>>5038714 Take a shit and smear it on the sword so it infects wounds
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038772
>>5038760 After a while you hear the sounds of an incoming army.
Who are that army?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038779
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038783 >>5038788
>>5038760 shit on the floor
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038788 >>5038795 >>5038835
>>5038783 No, there is a army coming.
You decide what army it is.
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038795 >>5038850
>>5038788 Commie pedo troon furries
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038850 >>5038860 >>5038863 >>5038874
>>5038795 An army of commie pedo troon furries appear, they must come from jarty territory, you can see the mountains. You grab your weapon hard.
Will you fight or will you hide?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038858
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038863 >>5038871 >>5039066 >>5039153
>>5038850 >Take a shit and smear it on the sword so it infects wounds and fight
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038871 >>5038882
>>5038863 I will do soon, i need to rest a bit
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5038882
>>5038871 scream out for rapeson and if he appears rush out to the jarty
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039003
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039166 >>5039205
>>5039153 fight the others
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039205 >>5039231 >>5039286
>>5039166 After killing the furry you run right towards the others. You stab and kill another furry before going right after their leader and behead him. The remaining furries retreat in panic towards the jarty mountains. You let them run. You can finally rest.
What happens next?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039211
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039231 >>5039260
>>5039205 use your demigod superpowerinos to jump to africa and scream so hard you kill every nigger on the continent
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039260
>>5039231 Africa doesent exist in this universe and i want to finish the adventure thread in Max 2 hours so no filler shit
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039263
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039286 >>5039333
>>5039205 not go to the jarty cuz it is filled with jews but instead venture more in search of the realm
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039333 >>5039344
>>5039286 You finally reach the jarty mountains but decide to not go inside the jarty territory because of all the jews. But the only other way to the realm is nigger hell.
Will you enter nigger hell?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039344 >>5039430
>>5039333 nah jews are better than niggers so go to the jarty
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039430 >>5039464
>>5039344 After thinking for a while, you decide to go into jarty territory. You find a streetsign and 2 roads.
Will you take road a(left) or road b(right)?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039442
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039464 >>5039558
>>5039430 b, left might have trannies
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039558 >>5039566
>>5039464 You choose road b.
After traveling down the road for a while you can see the castle of the king of the jarty, lute.
Will you go there?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039562
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039566 >>5039684
>>5039558 not toos so ignore the castle
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039684 >>5039725
>>5039566 You ignore the castle since you want to defeat toos. You turn arround and walk in the direction of the realm. Suddenly a jarty janny stops you.
Janny:
if you want to pass you need to solve my riddle, i am a plant and a son that will always be a mineral, who am i? Can you solve the riddle?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039699
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039706
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039720
KEEP IT UP
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039817 >>5039838
>>5039725 <The answer is cobson Janny:
thats sadly korrekt you can trespass, but remember, beyond there mountains lies the coaliest place to ever exist, coalier than niggerhell. You can see a green glow coming from behind the mountains, you are almost there.
What happens next?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039824
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039838 >>5039939
>>5039817 my cousin, rapeson, must be here, try to find him so he can help you later
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039855
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039939 >>5040070
>>5039838 After all this time, the green mist of so called realm is now in sight. You remember that your cousin rapeson used to live in this area before toos took over. You go to look after him.
What happens next?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039948
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039973
THE ADVENTURE IS SOON ENDING, KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE, IT NEEDS TO BE PRETTY SHORT BEFORE THE FINALE
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039978
>>5038317 (OP) Kys his name is marbson
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5039988
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040070
>>5039939 my faggy internet driver stopped working, doe grind for more strength
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040075 >>5040081
Op here. the adventure might continue tomorrow or i might just abandon it. If you reply and keep it alive i might continue the adventure today
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040081 >>5040088
>>5040075 or just make a new thread with the recap of what was done
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040088 >>5040094
>>5040081 You are here so can you tell me what will happen next?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040094 >>5040151
>>5040088 search for more strength
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040151 >>5040206
>>5040094 You enter the realm, it is completley unrecognizable from what it once was. You search for more strenght. You find a ball of BGC(big green cock) energy and you eat it.
It gives you:
Laser eyes
Flight
Gass attack
After becoming ultra powerful You fly to your cousin rapesons house.
What happens next?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040186
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040206 >>5040363
>>5040151 get a quest from rapeson or get his phone number
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040363 >>5040380 >>5040436
>>5040206 You land at rapesons house, it is completely destroyed. You find rapeson but HE IS A NIGGER.
<narge!? Why are you a nigger? >i got blacked by toos and have been forced to work as a slave for him. I have a gemmy quest for you, narge. <a quest in a quest? >yes, i want you to find the gas destroyer, its the only weapon that can kill toos. <gas destroyer? Does that mea- >no more talking, just find it, i have a map. Rapeson gives you a man of the realm, the x is where the gas destroyer is.
Will you go there?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040372
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040416
i will go to sleep soon, this thread will maybe continue tomorrow
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040454
Another boring AI generated adventure thread
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040459
>Another boring AI generated adventure thread-ACK!
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040466 >>5040486
Keep this thread up so its still up tomorrow
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5040493
captain coal's voyage mogs this brimdust shitty little LE INCOMPREHENSIBLE WOAH JACK adventure
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5041789
bumperald
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5045802
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▶ Soyjak 3 years ago № 5045921 >>5045932 >>5045961
its the sound of variant:unknown approaching, looking awfully famished
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5045961 >>5045966
>>5045921 You look behind you and see a very coaly variant unknown approaching, he looks very famished.
Variant:unknown: i know the location of the gas destroyer.
<narge? Its in toos tower. Variant:unknown: no, the map lies, its in the Lair of gassy.
will you belive him? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5045963
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▶ Feraljak 3 years ago № 5045965
rape him
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5045966 >>5046037
>>5045961 no way in niggerhell, he has a fucking six on his face
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046037 >>5046194
>>5045966 You choose nor to belive him since he as a 6, the symbol of toos in his face.
<i will not belive your niggerbabble, you are a minion of toos. Variant:unknown: if you want to know the true location of the gas destroyer, then you will have to beat me.
Narge
HP: 100
Weapons and attacks:
Wooden axe(deals 10 damage to enemy)
Wooden sword(deals 30 damage to enemy, but has a small chance of breaking)
Iron sword(deals 45 damage to enemy, has a tiny chance of killing in 1 blow)
Laser eyes( deals 50 damage, can cut of limbs)
Gas attack(deals 10 damage, smells bad)
Boss variant unknown:
HP: 101
Weapons: iron sword
what attack will you use? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046040
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046062 >>5046070
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046073
>>5046070 Just continue the fucking adventure
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046127
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046194 >>5046332 >>5046373
>>5046037 use the laser eyes NARGE
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046373 >>5046528
>>5046194 you use your laser eyes against the variant unknown, dealing 50 damage. He loses an arm and falls to the ground.
<where is the gas destroyer? Variant:unknown: the gas destroyer is in the basement of the toos tower, beware of the guards.
You decide to finnish him off before going to the toos tower.
How will you kill him?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046376 >>5046498
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046403 >>5046498
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046450 >>5046498
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046469 >>5046498
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046508
>>5046498 Just continue the thread
▶ Soyjak 3 years ago № 5046528 >>5046562
>>5046373 narge shits out buckets of green diarrhea causing variant:unknown to swallow some in and suffocate
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046570
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046609 >>5046652
>>5046600 Tell her that xe is so beautiful. Like so beautiful that words can’t describe it
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046655
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046725 >>5046796
>>5046673 You walk towards the glow and enter a new room. You see it, the gas destroyer, you have finally found the only weapon that can defeat toos. When grab the gas destroyer an alarm starts ringning and the door to the basement shuts.
You are trapped
How will you escape the tower? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046738
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046745
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046777
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046790
Do something
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046796 >>5046834 >>5046836
>>5046725 Call my nigga Jeremy in Оhio
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046836 >>5046851
>>5046796 You call your nigga jeremy who lives in ohio.
<jeremy i need help. >Where are you nigga <i am in the realm >blud really think he got asylum patientphrenia <nooooo its real search it up *jeremy googles the realm on his mcsloppins*
>nigga i aint driving that far. Jeremy hangs up
what will you do to escape? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046840
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046843
That's crazy, man
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046851 >>5046866 >>5046883 >>5046900
>>5046836 fight your way out using the gas destroyer bro
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046883
>>5046851 Holy fucking shit bro hurry up
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046900
>>5046851 After running out of ideas, you use the gas destroyer to blast a hole through the basement door, the beat is so strong so it kills the black trans queens without it even touching them.
You are free, you fly towards your final destination, toos fort!
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5046955
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047022
>>5047005
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047095
>>5046652 >>5046600 keeeeeek weaponized simping
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047106 >>5047144
>>5047077 spare and interrogate him
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047144 >>5047181
>>5047099 >>5047106 You decide to let him live and you interrogate him.
<where is toos? Froot: i will NEVER te-
You aim the gas destroyer at him
Froot:OK OK OK I WILL TELL YOU!
<where is he? Froot: hes in the throne room, but he is defended by his most powerful warrior.
<ok You fire the gas destroyer at froot, atomizing him. You enter the castle.
what happens next? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047149
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047181 >>5047225
>>5047144 you decide to make your way to the throne room but as you're walking you see toos escaping through a grass field, you chase and face him
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047306
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047332
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047370
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047392
DONT LET THE SHARTY COMMITING SUICIDE KILL THIS THREAD
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047404
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047423
Who is his strongest warrior?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047438
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047443
Just say something
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047464
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047549 >>5047562 >>5047620
>>5047278 His most powerful warrior is….. *drumroll*
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047606
Nigga
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047620
>>5047549 >>5047562 A massive yellow ”thing” appears behind toos.
<narge!? You prepare your gas destroyer. Toos runs away in his babymobile. The thing runs towards you.
what will you do? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047625
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047818 >>5047822 >>5047825
>>5047715 You shoot the gas destroyer right into the mouth of the marge dealing 90 damage against it. The energy from the gas destroyer goes right into the marge making its eyes pop. The marge gets enraged and throws you inside the throne room.
You get up and check the gas destroyer, you have overused it. Its cant be used for 2 minutes.
how will you attack the marge? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047822 >>5047848
>>5047818 The marge will summon other marge
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047825
>>5047818 Marge will call out Bart Simpson
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047828 >>5047845
>one more low-effort adventure thread and my shitty variant:unknown will finally catch on
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047845
>>5047828 At least it’s OC and not “SHITTY VARIANT WON” for the 10 trillionth time
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047853
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047869 >>5047916
>>5047848 Melee with the iron sword
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047921
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047945 >>5047957
Op here, i want to end this thread as soon as possible. No more Marge stuff. I want to get to the final boss
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047948
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5047957 >>5048047
>>5047945 Walk to the final boss I guess?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048047 >>5048073
>>5047957 You hear the sounds of something big behind you. You turn arround and see toos in his babymobile. You walk towards him with the gas destroyer in one hand and the sword in the other.
FINAL BOSS TOOS Health: 1000
Weapons and powers:
Baby laser
Baby legs
Laser eyes
The ability to summon coal
Reality alteration
Narge
HP: 100
Weapons and powers:
Wooden axe(does 1 damage against toos)
Wooden sword(does 5 damage against toos)
Iron sword(does 15 damage against toos)
Laser eyes(does 20 damage against the toos
Gas attack(does 0 damage against toos)
Gas destroyer(does 100 damage against toos)
==how will you attack him?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048054
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048059
Can someone put a thread theme for this?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048069
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048179 >>5048206
>>5048073 You shoot the gas destroyer at the babymobiles leg. It deals 20 damage to the babymobile and makes the leg catch fire.
toos: No more games! I am GOD here! The baby shoots lasers at you making you take 20 damage and causing you to bleed.
what will your next move be? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048206 >>5048306
>>5048179 gas attack on the babymobile's flaming leg
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048306 >>5048327 >>5048330 >>5048332
>>5048206 You get up and use your gas attack on the babymobile’s flaming leg. The gas fuels the fire and makes the babymobile burn even more.
==toos: take this!
Toos summons a coalstone and uses his powers to smash it into your face. You lose 30 health.
You now have half your life.
what will you do next? ▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048319
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048327 >>5048356 >>5048562
>>5048306 try to find a healing item if not found then gas attack at flaming babymobile's legs again
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048328
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048332 >>5048356 >>5048562
>>5048306 use your laser eyes to break the glass, than fly up and stab him in the face with your iron sword
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048562 >>5048570 >>5048608
>>5048327 >>5048330 >>5048332 You find a chugjug next to you and you drink it, this makes you gain 40 hp, you now have 90 hp. You do another gas attack on the babymobiles burning leg and almost the entire babymobile catches on fire. You use your laser eyes to break the glass of the babybots cockpit.
Toos:
NOOOOOOO! The babymobile falls over, you then stab toos in the face with your sword.
Toos:
ARGHHHHH What happens next?
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048581
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▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048608 >>5048671 >>5048712
>>5048562 finish him off with the gas destroyer
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048671
>>5048608 then shit in his body
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048712
>>5048608 You prepare to finally finish off toos with the gas destroyer to end his reign of terror once and for all.
Toos:
this is not the end, i will return! You fire the gas destroyer right in toos face.
Toos:
ACKKKKK!!!! His lifeless skull is all that remains of him. Its over, you have finally defeated toos. The castle begins to shake and crumble. You quickly escape the castle.
▶ Chud 3 years ago № 5048860
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