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 26855[Reply]

D nb


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 26840[Reply]

I remember being obsessed with this 'em as a caca

 26842

TTWABAG



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 26820[Reply]

i just watched the original star wars trilogy and it was kino, what are your thoughts on the og trilogy if you have watched it

 26821>>26825

What took you so long

 26825

>>26821
marge

 26826

highly problematic. Lando is the only black character and there is no queer representation. Ewoks are an obvious caricature of Native Americans. Racist sexist homophobic problematic white supremacist nazi movies.

 26827>>26841

Episode I is very mid. Episode II is good. Episode III is absolute kino, it's in my top 25 movies of all time. Honestly the only bad thing about the original trilogy is Jar Jar Abrams or however that creature is called, but even his character's existence is later justified when Palpatine uses him as a mouthpiece in the parliament.
Normiefags back then hated the prequel trilogy because their manchild brains didn't get all the political drama about the failing corrupt republic. They wanted it to be more like the original trilogy which was a kids' fairy tale about a knight who learns from two wise hermits and then defeats the evil wizard and his henchman with the help of highly marketable furry midgets. It's okay to hate Star Wars as a whole, but the people who prefer the original trilogy over the prequels are legit soybrained disney adults.

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>>26827
>Episode I is very mid. Episode II is good. Episode III is absolute kino,
that's NOT the fucking OG Trilogy, millennial fuck



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 26387[Reply]>>26395>>26839

>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"

- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "

- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."

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 26388

Humiliating manchildren who watch caperaisin and goy wars will never get old geg

 26389

post it on 4chud

 26395

>>26387 (OP)
Post on on 4chan and tag Gremlins also.
>star wars
>gremlins
>star wars
Pure manchild reddit soy cuck redditor energy.

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>>26387 (OP)
Pegg is the fuckin poster child for sellout and most the other fucks aren't that much better.
Also of course a virtue signaling commie.



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 26812[Reply]>>26823

This was what (((they))) had in store for us.
A nigger's tranny boot stomping on your face for ever.

A woke failure of a show now,
making TONS of money for smart Youtubers.
The universe unfolds as it should, I guess.

 26823>>26838

>>26812 (OP)
people still watch capeslop lol?

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>>26823
yep, nobody does
that's why that raisin is going straight to streaming now



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 26794[Reply]

What does sharty think about Death Battle?

 26804

'tismslop

 26805

'tismslop

 26822>>26834

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^solos your favorite verse

 26834

>>26822
>Can't even destroy a planet
Kekekekekek

 26837

Sometimes its kino, sometimes slop.



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 23867[Reply]

if they made a portal movie, who would you cast as chell

my pick is gracie abrams
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 23959>>23985

>>23958
okay then

how bout jack black plays the portals

hes already big and round

make sense

 23985>>23987

>>23959
Just fire jack black from hellyweird he sucks

 23987

>>23985
hes a gold mine at this point

 26784

Jack Black

 26786

Idris Elba

 26836

Making GLaDOS a trans alegory would be kino as fuck



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 26830[Reply]

Animated films written by men:
<What if Toys were alive?
<A single father loses his only child and goes on an odyssey to find him
<Two monsters whose job is to spook kids at night develop a strong emotional connection with a human child and start questioning the business model of their employer
<A rodent develops a passion for cooking and manages to get out of da hood where everybody tried to force him to live in sewers and steal food just like all of his friends and family do
<An ugly introverted ogre experiences the wonders of friendship, learns to love and finally accepts himself
Animated films written by women:
>An Asian girl who lives in Toronto goes through puberty, set in the year 2002 (the director of this movie is an Asian woman from Toronto who was 13 in 2002)

 26831

truke they are all raisin now just the same fish out of water story with a minority latinx child

 26835

Only the last one actually decent



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 26787[Reply]>>26832

/tony/

 26832

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>>26787 (OP)

 26833

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 26713[Reply]

Why is Elio bombing at the box office?
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 26717

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just start making slop

kids and grown retards will s.hit themselves over it

 26728

Didn't even know this movie existed

 26800

>>26716
>Kids
Stuck in adult bodies.

 26806>>26828

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>>26715
>these pixar movies suck as of late
(((disney))) fired the boss for an of color joke at the height of the woke pogroms
they fired ALL the white animators
all that's working there now are niggers, jeets and toxic hair color karens

next step
>studio gets closed
>surprised pikachu-face

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>>26716
yes,
we know you tranny jew scum always go for kids first

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>>26806
This piece of sh1t was the point of no return for the studio. It's a comedy-drama film about an asian girl from Canada with strict asian parents who emigrated from China. Oh and she's going through puberty. Who the fuck was this made for? For chinese-canadian teenage girl who are going through puberty? Yeah, that's a huge market I'm sure. Oh wait, the director of that sh1t actually just made it all for herself because guess what she's an asian woman from Canada with strict asian parents who emigrated from china. Yeah. Foids are quite literally incapable of writing about anything else but themselves. They are so self-centered and creatively bankrupt that everything has to be about them, it doesn't matter if it's set on our planet or in another universe, in the current year, in the past or in the future, there will always be a self insert and the story will always reflect the foid's personal experiences.



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 26591

>>26584
Do not redeem the card

 26690

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Qt

 26764


 26792>>26816

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>>26545
>>26542
>>26537
>>26535
do sandniggers do this all day? Just waste time talking to themselves on a dead website? Lmfao.

 26816

>>26792
There so sand niggers here, timmy, just YTs that fuck their first cousins and post in their trailer park while eating canned baked beans.

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^>>26816



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 26701[Reply]>>26819

why are 4cucks still on this site

 26714

They come here when banned.

 26799

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It's all seething sandniggers pretty much.

 26819

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>>26701 (OP)
>soars towards u



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 26718[Reply]

This board recommended 30 Monedas, and after finishing it I made like 15 webms to try to get a server I'm in to watch it.

Meanies ignored my webms completely. >:( So instead I share them with you.
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 26744

I also liked how season 2 talks about AI being gods or something

 26755>>26769

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>>26742
I'm a breast man, Bang's are fantastic. I also like her eyes, her white skin, and the generally beautiful shape of her face.

 26769>>26782

>>26755
Yeah, really ugly face. Thanks for confirming.

 26782>>26815

>>26769
We're going to have to agree to disagree, strongly. Her face is barely even in that webm. You're starting to sound like a jelly roastie.

 26815

>>26782
> Her face is barely even in that webm.
lol

 26818

bump



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 26817[Reply]

yummy


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 24316[Reply]>>26803

Hahahah tranny darky leftist mods
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 24687

>>24686
Shut the fuck up faggot.
Movies purposefully put politics into movies. Therefore, it is okay to talk about it.
I am not randomly bringing up politics.

Fucking loser. You are only get triggered when people bring up woke raisin like ugly dei characters and the like. Go back to reddit.

 24688>>26760

>>24686
> 3rd worlder.
Muh thirder. what the fuck does that even mean?
You white? It doesn't even matter what race YOU are, 50% of Americans make less than 25K a year, 70% of live paycheck to paycheck, and only 3% have 1M or can live in a desirable city.
Majority of raisin jobs in the west are held by brown people, yes, and the next one is whites.

 26760

>>24688
DO NOT REDEEM NO NO NO NO

 26803>>26809>>26814

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>>24316 (OP)
Pretty crazy you could still find retards shilling for cuckchan trying to teach you how based and redpilled their rulecucked site is, up until the great rape in which opened their personal can of worms.

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>>26803
if more than 5 people (+ me now) would be posting here,
this raisin would be of consequence

 26814

>>26803
who is kekistranny?
a mod?



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 26727[Reply]>>thread_26727

Sup niggas. The name's 007 n sheeit homies call me Jimmy from Compton.

 26781

That's how I see Britain

 26790

>>26727 (OP)
wrong Aaron.

 26808

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>>26727 (OP)
I know his name..

 26813

>>>26727 (OP)
>wrong Aaron.

Jew bond



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 26801[Reply]>>thread_26801

Could my 4 inch penis satisfy her?

 26802

Yes

 26811

>>26801 (OP)
only if you a yt boy..



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 26711[Reply]>>thread_26711

Remember this each time you decide to simp for some actress. .
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 26741

>>26732
>pedo
>incel
Gtfo here

 26743

>>26732
go back to reddit

 26757

>>26711 (OP)
Saaaaaaarrrrr

 26761

>>26732
Expect OP to raisin on the nearest street after reading this.

 26780

>>26732
>incel
Close, it's spelled "inDIAN."

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>>26711 (OP)
>to simp for some actress
simps are literally simping for porn whores
only way to cure simps is death



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 26798[Reply]

why arent there more latina actors


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 26563[Reply]

Where are all the zoomer sex symbols? Fuck you fat and or weird looking zoomer girls! Pathetic ugly zoomers! Disgusting zoomers! How does it feel to be worse than 40+ women? You feel nothing because you are disgusting and full of medication! Disgusting fat zoomer girls!
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And another millennial almost 40 always playing 20 year olds because THERE ARE NO SLIM NORMAL LOOKING ZOOMER GIRLS they are all FAT AND DISGUSTING

 26756


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>>26574
Yeah you right.

 26796

>>26613
looks like a dude.

>>26658
HELLO SAAAAR

 26797

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>>26673
^seething ESL Hashard



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 26793[Reply]

DO NOT REDEEM SAAAAAAARRRRRRRR


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 26054[Reply]>>thread_26054

what are some movies about colleges

 26055

why are you looking for them

 26072

college is a joke

 26731

>>26054 (OP)
they all have stds.

 26745

Animal House
Neighbors
Old School
those are obligatory ones.

 26791

This kino is about college.



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 26593[Reply]

Films about the mentally retarded? I'll start: Rain Man starring Tom Cruise.
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 26684

>>26615
>>26637
This. I love calling this loser out kek

 26688

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More samefagging

 26712>>thread_26593

>>26612
lmfao wtf is this?

 26762

>>26712
Saaaaarrrr

 26778

>>26712
A seething jeet.

 26789

>>26664
Kek I like Rocky.



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 14960[Reply]

Times you felt like the Penguin
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 24161

Some implicit meaning in that film is that the violet pinkish hologram of the woman did not have true substance, she lacked depth

 24578

I had a bucket of chicken and a chicken hamburger, with mustard and fried and a little bit of kraft dinner on the side along with a diet coke. Felt like the penguin.

 24579

Wait, I just realized something


Donald Trump=Penguin

Penguin=Donald Trump

Are they both equally alike in more ways then we realize?

 26774

>I had a bucket of chicken and a chicken hamburger, with mustard and fried and a little bit of kraft dinner on the side along with a diet coke. Felt like the penguin.

Damn

 26775

>Wait, I just realized something
>
>
>Donald Trump=Penguin
>
>Penguin=Donald Trump
>
>Are they both equally alike in more ways then we realize?

The penguin is probably based so deeply on trump we have yet to realize all the ways how

 26788

>>15685
Gangster genre is cringe, I put guys obsessing over Goodfellas in the same basket with bronys



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 26785[Reply]

Surprise kino, watched the whole series in one go


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 26783[Reply]

>Talking, talking, talking, and more talking
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER…………….. NIGGER!
>Boomer 60s and 70s music plays
>Shot of a girl's feet
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and more NIGGER!
>Over the-top gore scene
>Historical person dies a lot earlier because it's a LE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE HAHAHA
>THE END


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 26544[Reply]>>thread_26544

How are you guys celebrating Juneteenth?
I might put X on later after work.
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 26634

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I will be doing this

 26730

>>26562
what's wrong with that? niggers have contributed a lot of funky ass beats over the years. maybe you should bow down before one…TODAY!

 26746

Older generation black people were cool. Gen X, Boomers, Silent Gen. maybe even a few Mellennials. but Zoomer black kids are fucking brainwashed and angry as all hell
Motown was great music as was 70s Funkadelic. and old Rap music was decent. today is raisin but so is rock and country. its all raisin. played out

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>>26544 (OP)
Niggers

 26770>>thread_26544

>>26753
YT are wierd af

 26779

>>26770
Saarrr



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 26603

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>>26600
Me too!

 26622>>thread_4017

>>26534
I'll do whatever I want.

 26689

>>26622
Same.

 26765

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 26768>>thread_4017

stop bumping this thread..

 26777

>>26768
Lolno



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 25939[Reply]

How much intelligence seperates you from the common denominator

 26776

conservatives are stupid



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 6686[Reply]

Watched soyboy, thought it was pretty good. It reminded me a lot of a studio ghibli film actually. The animation is amazing. Oops, sorry I mean "steamboy"
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 23182>>thread_6686

Well, has anyone else watched it yet?

 23236>>thread_6686

>>23182
I have, its alright
a kids movie

 24022

Wow this is still being bumped?

 24023

>>23236
I don't think it's a kids movie

 24577

Bump

 26773

Bump



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