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- the accountants denied my expense request for a batcave so I'm going on strike and by strike I mean I will keep doing my job but I will complain more about my LACK OF A BATCAVE
- thank you for helping complete the profile, all of the top 4 submissions from the poll will each be receiving a prize but this was my favorite and i also like keeping my job so i invoke my constitutional veto power over the poll
- I believe in democracy so the people get to choose the new bannerIrony12.5%W I D E G R A M11.6%Picasso17.7%Skyline58.2%12,149 votesFinal resultsme looking at the results so far
- just realized our profile doesn't have a banner image 100 USDT (TON) from the intern fund to whoever sends the best banner image in reply to this post *must be your own, original artwork **you have approximately 24 hours ***funny submissions preferred
- how do you type out “hahaha” in your language? curious to see what kinds of unique laughter are out there
- bro will look you right in the eye and be like "let's put a data center here for our SaaS startup"
- only 🅿️ can judge me
- people think they can do my job but I've worked 2580 straight days at this company without taking a single weekend or vacation off
