Nothing Ever Happens

A delightful spoof of "Grand Hotel" (1932), one of the greatest masterpiece of the history of Movie. It is a newly discovered 1933 Vitaphone short, produced by Warner Brothers, and directed by Roy Mack with a group of extraordinary actors. The five main players make some delicious parodies of Garbo, the two Barrymore, Beery and Crawford. In this picture there are some very amusing scene - like when Geraldine Dvorak make an extraordinary emphatic parody of Greta Garbo with a pair of enormous men's shoes - and pleasant musics and choreographies.

Very funny!!!

A lovely, slightly bizarre little 18 minute short; a parody of Grand Hotel.

The actors mimic the stars in voice, dress, and mannerisms. The best of these are the impersonations of John and Lionel Barrymore. John's mimic has the voice, walk, and eyes spot-on; Lionel's the hand-gestures and general desperate demeanour. The Crawford mimic looks remarkably like the real thing.

Spoken songs with great rhythm, good comedy, dancing bell-hops, and irate chefs complete the picture.

An extra on the Grand Hotel DVD, it's a perfect footnote to an excellent film.

An utterly charming treat.

This is a very funny parody of Grand Hotel, but if you don't know the original film and more importantly, the actors in the original, you probably won't get it. The faux Lionel Barrymore is particularly brilliant.

If only modern hotels had kick lines of satin-clad bellhops following the guests around, the world would be a better place.

In this musical-comedy short, there is a fine little parody of MGM's 1932 hit, GRAND HOTEL. There is also some nice impression work of its stars, with John Lionel Bohn using some of John Barrymore's mannerisms, Charles Judels ably suggesting Lionel Barrymore, and some silly shots of Geraldine Dvorak's feet -- she plays the Garbo character, who was reputed to have big feet.

But the best part of this short subject is the choreography for the lovely chorus girls who worked regularly for the Vitagraph short subjects factory out in Brooklyn. It's precision dancing, a mix between the Rockettes and the Folies Bergeres, and performed at a good clip. If the opportunity turns up to see this, don't miss it!

This clever Vitaphone short has recently been rediscovered and made available on the DVD of the film it is lampooning, 1932's 'Grand Hotel'. The characters are spot-on and well-cast, with some witty name changes - Kringelein becomes Waistline, Flaemmchen becomes Scramchen, Preysing becomes Prizering.

The joy of this short isn't just its affectionate pot-shots at the original film, but in its musical numbers and general lightheadedness. It is fun to watch and a perfect accompaniment to an already great film. I don't mind 'Grand Hotel' being sent up at all, and 'Nothing Ever Happens' is certainly worth saving and worth a look.