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Jul 9
Cyclosporiasis, the parasite causing the current explosive diarrhea outbreak, is at a level 20x higher than its yearly average. This comes just 1 year after the Trump admin removed a cyclospora tracking mandate from the 'Foodborne Disease Active Surveillance Network.'

Jul 10, 2026 · 9:25 AM UTC

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Quite literally
Democrats Deliver
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Jul 5
🚨 Zohran Mamdani to open NYC's first-ever food pantry for pets.
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I don’t like this administration taking memes and onion articles and turning them into reality on the daily.
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this might be more accurate than intended because i was reading about this earlier and the parasite doesnt always leave your system in a few days like most stomach bugs. apparently it can give you recurring symptoms on and off for weeks to months. its literally diarrhea forever
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New York is everyone gets a puppy whereas any other state is that
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This timeline is a fucking joke. I hate it here
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Na just keep blaming Indian it will solve everything lol. I remember when the news were reporting higher cases of diarrhea and the replies were just plain ass racism.
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The cartoon villainy. All these articles reading like, "The T-virus is now spreading, steadily increasing the number of people becoming zombies. This comes 6 months after Trump defunded a department responsible for stopping the T-virus from spreading."
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Blue is diarrhea 50% of the time and we should stop pretending it isn't, for the 95,000th time.
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Who are these people who wants to shit out there ass forever than get a dog?
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Thank you, that hit my anxiety release laugh level. Oh wow.
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If dump could make 10c off of giving you cancer, he would
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at least there won't be billions of puppies being mistreated
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this sums up society pretty well
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The puppies also get diarrhea lowkey
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Lit WORST adm ever
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ok but i’ve already been getting diarrhea before this whole thing so i’m fine guys this is business as normal for me (i have no gallbladder)
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Who would win?? Everyone's puppies or the wizard who casts diarrhea forever
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Outside the US, maybe. Inside the US is "Explosive diarrhea for most people plus war crimes 24/7 vs explosive diarrhea for everyone plus war crimes 24/7".
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Should be reversed. Blue gave us the immigrants who won’t wash their hands and end up spreading parasites.
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Mfw meme becomes real
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And yet I’ll be damn fucking proud to vote red down the entire ballot this November and in 2028. Anything to make sure fuckface liberals aren’t in power anymore 🤷
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😭😭😭
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my sister, sleeping next to me, did a wet sloppy fart right when I read this. I can't stop laughing omfg
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It’s funny because Zohran opened an animal shelter
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My head hurts
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Huge signing! 🔵🔴
Charlotte Sinclair
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Jul 11
HERE WE GO? 🚨 Fabrizio Romano reports Karim Adeyemi is heading to Barcelona! ✈️🇪🇸 €22m base + €7m add-ons + 20% sell-on clause is locked in! 💰🤝
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Thank u India
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