/soy/ - Soyjaks

Goon as much as possible before the power goes out. After that i guess i would have to survive with my emergency physical goon folder.

what kind? crossed, 28 days later, project zomboid, or what?

>>16688635
28 days later
>its over

>>16688642
killing myself

ok lets go with the generic zombie movie type zombies what would you do
>getting as much food as i can, killing all of my neighbors in their sleep and getting quiet weapons like an axe or crossbow

OP is trying to bait rule 7 violations

>>16688611 (OP)
Sex the sisa zombies

>>16688663
as long as you put a cage around her neck i think your good

throwing myself into a horde because i have a reverse rape fetish

>>16688654
i live in an area near the Atlantic ocean and we have a shitton of boats so i will get one after that and sail to Cape Verde or Iceland

>>16688685
we have yachts and other big boats around here

Who the fuck would want to live during a zombie apocalypse? Like bro, you're eventually gonna get raped and murdered and it's either gonna be so lonely or introvert hell.
>killing myself

>>16688707
go to one of those island nations like Cape Verde Iceland or even ones like nauru

>>16688711
Yea but no internet so you would either have to prepare beforehand or no jaidenanimations BBC gemmies

>>16688717
just make physical backups like usb thumb drives

Have sex

I’d never eat your brains

Plant as much melons and peas as possible, stock up on lawnmowers and fertilizer, help my neighbors

I'd probably fight the zombies with a sword and kill them all

>>16688625
based

id be really pissed i just want a lazy comfy boring life now i have fucking zombies id take my anger out on them and enjoy the internet while it lasts

>>16691663
>>16691665
spongie kill yourself you troon archive loving pedophile gook, you will never be white, your skin is 964B00 color. You will never be unbanned, no matter how many times you beg and plead, the only option for you now is to leave this site and kill yourself. I actually hope you do kill yourself, your life is of less worth then a fly. Your family raised a fucking failure, next time you see your parents, why dont you go tell them how youre attracted to children so they can really know how much of a fucking failure they raised and when you finally kill yourself, they wont shed a tear. I hope they walk into your room and laugh when they see that you have finally stopped being a burden on them.
spongie kill yourself you troon archive loving pedophile gook, you will never be white, your skin is 964B00 color. You will never be unbanned, no matter how many times you beg and plead, the only option for you now is to leave this site and kill yourself. I actually hope you do kill yourself, your life is of less worth then a fly. Your family raised a fucking failure, next time you see your parents, why dont you go tell them how youre attracted to children so they can really know how much of a fucking failure they raised and when you finally kill yourself, they wont shed a tear. I hope they walk into your room and laugh when they see that you have finally stopped being a burden on them.
spongie kill yourself you troon archive loving pedophile gook, you will never be white, your skin is 964B00 color. You will never be unbanned, no matter how many times you beg and plead, the only option for you now is to leave this site and kill yourself. I actually hope you do kill yourself, your life is of less worth then a fly. Your family raised a fucking failure, next time you see your parents, why dont you go tell them how youre attracted to children so they can really know how much of a fucking failure they raised and when you finally kill yourself, they wont shed a tear. I hope they walk into your room and laugh when they see that you have finally stopped being a burden on them.
spongie kill yourself you troon archive loving pedophile gook, you will never be white, your skin is 964B00 color. You will never be unbanned, no matter how many times you beg and plead, the only option for you now is to leave this site and kill yourself. I actually hope you do kill yourself, your life is of less worth then a fly. Your family raised a fucking failure, next time you see your parents, why dont you go tell them how youre attracted to children so they can really know how much of a fucking failure they raised and when you finally kill yourself, they wont shed a tear. I hope they walk into your room and laugh when they see that you have finally stopped being a burden on them.Ttttt

I would get in a D10 dozer, bolt the doors shut, and start running them over

get eaten alive because i live in the worst state possible for a zombie apocalypse

>>16691682
wholesome!

get a boat and sail to the high sea
>i live in florida it wont be hard to find one

I would get myself bit willingly because I hate humanity that much

>>16691694
wouldnt you starve to death?

>>16691709
fish
pillage the coasts

just hide in an extremely remote place where nophono lives and eat fish

>>16691709
us Floridians are built different

What if we all team up and create a survival group, like some kind of party

>>16691712
you cant fish in the ocean, also if you fell of your raft you would drown

>>16691721
like a…soyjak party?

>>16691725
oh you learn something new every day

start planting peashooters

>>16691725
i've been fishing at sea since i was 4 years old it is possible

>>16691721
OMGSISA I'M GETTING EPI'D AT THE SHARTY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BUNKER

>>16691721
so imagine if this actually happened

in all seriousness what would you do, every soyteen is surviving together, would you forget the soyjaks? forget everything about this website or keep it alive?

this

>>16691743
but what about the fresh water

>>16691757
i've been fishing in fresh water since i've been 3

Military would win against most zombies. Only thing I can think of that beats the army is PVZ zombies because they’re kinda cracked.

>>16691766
so you are talking about the fishing in the river, or at sea

>>16691750
everyone

>>16691792
both

>>16691786
if the zombies can run and climb military would lose if there is enough zombies at the start

>>16691801
What if theres only 1

>>16691750
It would probably be impossible to keep the actual site alive since internet servers/services will probably stop working but I'd still remember things about the site and try to integrate some come culture into the real world and use it as some kind of moral to keep the group of soyteens alive and going

>>16691809
i mean even talking about the culture amongst ourselves

>>16691807
then we win unless its a city i guess

If its the slow ones, get a big truck and get the fuck out of urban areas, in the way, get as much food and supplies that i can get, when im in the countryside, probably steal a cabin o algo, if its the fast one its over

>>16691813
we could cannibalize every soyboru user, that way we could get some food for a while

>>16691821
The fast ones*

die, probably due to me killing myself.

>>16691823
Even doe a soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive user ate her shit so there is a chance that we eat poop if we do that

>>16691809
Get infinite source of fuel from solar panels or other means to run the servers and let people connect through decentralized methods maybe only method to keep website running

>>16691835
then dont eat that particular boorucaca, its obvious

>>16691801
It’s a logistics game and zombies aren’t really great at that. Depends on methods of transmission I think. Like the Knox virus would probably be a problem but I could see it being delt with.

What is there was an (1) army zombie

>>16691847
yeah but if the virus starts in like india there would be 1 billion zombies we could use nukes doe

Literally just stay inside and wait it out. Realistically, the military could probably deal with the zombies in no time.

>>16691838
Will the sharty zombie survival colony use chainsaws to cut up the zombies?

>>16691858
How coordinated are zombies? Like 1 billion Indians at once are a problem but I don’t feel like they’d do that, they’d probably just randomly shuffle around until they see something.

>>16691871
i think that counts as necrophilia, as zombies look like rotting corpses

>>16691874
i guess it depends on the type of zombie if they just wander or actively search for more people

>>16691879
realistically they wouldnt be rotting instantly, they would just have bite marks until the body begins to decompose for real

>>16691874
send them to india

>>16691879
nigga zombies ARE rotting corpses

>>16691879
It's more like bestiality since the zombies are animalistic.

>>16691886
i guess, but i think it would be less necrophilic to rape a woman that just got bit

>>16691894
I would never do that, im against rape

>>16691894
couldnt you get infected by doing that

>>16691900
nigger zombies

Would anyone kill a baby zombie

make an adventure thread of this NOW

how long can a human corpse fully decompose? Just wait until that amount of time, then the zombies would have fully rotted away. Even before then, they'd just get weaker and weaker as their bodies broke down.

>>16691896
so you are againts a rape, but would have sex with a rotting corpse of a woman?

>>16691900
>>16691904
So would they be like super zombies or just wandering corpses

>>16691907
yes they piss me off in minecraft

>>16691884
I’m sure they’re looking for people but do they form hordes? How big can they get? Let’s say you have a fortified city of it’s a trickle of zombies it’s not really a big deal but if they Zerg rush you or something you might be fucked.

>>16691907
yes they are fast and small
>they can ride chickens

>>16691912
I wouldn't have sex full stop

>>16691907
what about a ZNB?

>>16691921
doctors

>>16691921
A ZNB would be pretty fast.

>>16691913
think of a nigger tweaking off bathsalts they would be like that

>>16691915
id say they can form hordes probably with a size limit of half a million and a fortified city wouldnt really work it would probably be better to spread out to divide and conquer the zombies since we have technological superiority

>>16688663
Zombie herpes no

>>16688611 (OP)
Find any weapon i can

Wait it out because human body needs sleep, feed and sneed. They will die out eventually. And if the virus is airborne and lingers in the rotting corpses you're cooked anyway.
>hell yeah science

>>16691974
zombies are green because they photosynthesize or something

>>16691985
Snopes

>>16692003
if plant green because photosynthesis why not zombie

>>16692003
Chatgpt told me so and its backed by science so i win

>>16692033
israeli psyop ignore

>>16691844
Yes it was a foid

I would pick up the nearest ranged weapon and start playing COD zombies IRL (I would also try to rape any female zombies)

Hiding in an underground bunker

>>16691659
gem tsmt

>>16691757
omg bruh ts fn'er so retarded Romanian IQ

>shitposting one last time on /soy/ before suffering a horrible death at the hands of a zombie
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Kill zombie niggers