>>30875135 (OP)
scrape off the makeup and she's a 6 at best.

>>30875146
coked out whore

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>>30875135 (OP)

>>30875135 (OP)
Why do women think hetero men would want to be friends with them? And why do men think being friends with women would change their attraction to you?

>>30875268
her clothes are the bigger turn off

>>30875353
>women
>think
pick one.

>>30875353

1. It's because normal people don't talk to other people for the sole purpose of sticking their dicks inside a warm hole.

2. Because incels and various other breeds of sperg whose only education about how to socialise comes from anime think that emotionally engaging a woman as a friend and then pulling the rug with a "haha I was only here for the pussy all along" obligates the woman to give them what they want.

>>30875507
your number 2 reason denotes you as an insane person.

>>30875515

your response smacks of butthurt tho

>>30875507
>only education about how to socialise comes from anime
Please don't try to talk about anime if you don't actually watch it.

>>30875507
>gives whiteknight lecture on muh incels
>refers to women as warm holes

>>30875136
Bruh, why are you making friends with guys? Just friendzone a girl or homo is you want platonic relationship. A healthy male with testosterone will never be just friends with female. At one time or another they've thought about bedding females around them.

>>30875207
Bro has that look when you're real tired with their partners shenanigans. If any girl is reading this, understand that teal life isn't Disney movie and your quirkiness isn't cute or adorable. It gets stale really fast

>>30875507
There's some nuance in this honestly. Like yeah, it's weird to play the long game with some bitch and ask them out like 6 months after you befriend them. But it's unrealistic to expect most men to pull women without befriending them in some way first, unless you're on a dating app in which case you aren't courting your looksmatch and the friendship compatibility doesn't matter anyway.

I know this is b8 but yes, men only talk to women for the purpose of fucking a wet hole unless they're a faggot. Women have a psychological need to pretend this isn't the case otherwise they have to face the fact they're a whore for collecting beta orbiters.

For all of human history we've acknowledged this openly, but in today's world it's suddenly a problem to state the obvious because it makes women uncomfortable. It's pretty insane that we've gotten to the point where it's more socially unacceptable to make women feel bad than it is to say nigger or that it wasn't 6 million

>>30875792
you lost your mind a long time ago coal burning cunt lmao

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>>30875881
update on quirk chungus and man-with-no-personality

>>30875791
What’s the ideal timeframe to ask a girl out that you’re befriended?

>>30875135 (OP)
I did this once, got all serious with a girl I used to meet at a local bar.
>I'm batman

>>30875792
That's not his gf. He was a college kid delivering pizzas and she just went ballistic on him for parking there.

>>30875162
Jasmine is nuts, but I want her to have angry jealous sex with me

>>30875197
K, but I don't want to fuck her without the makeup.

>>30875136
Oh how horrible god forbid a friend like you. That's the worst thing ever. Why form romantic connections with friends when you can get your back blown out by a rando instead.

>>30876032
why tho.?

>>30875507
>It's because normal people don't talk to other people for the sole purpose of sticking their dicks inside a warm hole
except that IS 90+% of why people socialize
and the reason women deny this is that it tips their hand and prevents them from maneuvering and manipulating

>>30875135 (OP)
wrong board ticktok go home

>>30875507
if this was leddit you would get epic upddots ,but here you will be just called a faggot

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>>30876171
She’s a 9/10 in America due better than white culture.
The problem was the guy was trying to punch out of his league. It’s like getting into the tennis stadium as a ball boy and then trying to queue up for tier 1 play. When you are a ball boy it’s cute to have you around.
She wouldn’t have cared if he was a chad friend that made moves

>>30875983
Just do it, faggot.
Think about it. There're only two choices:

1) you aren't sexually/romantically interested in her: In this case you don't need to ask her out and can just be a friend, no stress.

2) you are sexually/romantically interested in her: The more you delay the more the "friendzone" expands and the more likely she is to find another partner. If you fail, most likely you'd fail anyways so you can just move to the next target faster.

The best way to get women is to get a pair of balls and ask them out. Maybe not outright, but don't really wait months or years. With one exception, every woman I dated was someone I wasn't too close until we started dating. Took me a while to learn this lesson, but once I did I felt like a Chad.

>>30875507
>1. It's because normal people don't talk to other people for the sole purpose of sticking their dicks inside a warm hole.
Random assholes on the internet are more interesting that women you don't want to fuck, though.

>>30876204
He looks like a shitskin but desu a normal white girl would just completely avoid him so yeah she may be a coalburner >>30875801

>>30875136
Asian women do not look good kek

>>30875507
>that formatting
Any man who wants to be friends qith a woman is a desperate simp or a fag. Women are inferior humans, dealing with one for the sole purpose of friendship is a sign of severe mental retardation.

>>30875507
Are we baiting or trauma dumping? Because either way, for all parties it should be clear: communication, social structure, even the genetic code of humanity is fucked up. So you going off on any side is just mindless cope anyway. Women use men. Men use women. Any gender will do this. Gay men and women will do this. Transgenders will do this. Nonbinaries or otherwise will do this. I am an equal opportunity critic here. Any person will do this. Why? Either they are taught to by experience, or they got fucked up by genetics, or the presumption of investment possibility was as devoid as your assertions are of reason. Take your pick. Bait or not, there are people who think like your post in unironic ways. And it is people like you that end up making others incels. You are your own problem in that respect.

>>30875353
Some do though

Having a crush is creepy being attracted to somebody is weird.

>>30876204
See the way joeffrey was raised in games of throne, with cersei telling him he can do whatever the fuck he wants all the time because he'll be king?
That's the way most upper middle class cute blond girls get raised by their investment banker dads.
Never spanked, never scolded, never even told to behave. And when they leave the house they carry that everywhere.
Chick probably thought she had a right to do that because this dude mildly importuned her. Not even joking. Those 14yo you see on the beach acting like princesses, in the bahamas, with $10k of accessories? They never wise up

>>30875954
>live by the reddit
>die by the reddit.
Fucking "quirky millenials" all end up gay/trans. It's the only valid option after acting like clowns for a few years.

>>30875162
GIWTWM

>>30875954
Not surprised at all. Atleast that reddit mod looking guy managed to separate himself from the cringe chungus before she started her boss babe slay kween phase.

>>30875162
The first person to crack a one wish willow

>>30875162
Not even Gosling is powerful enough for this

>>30875954
>I knew that something was....off
you don't say, kristen

>>30875146
>>30875203
Wife material

>>30875146
That face she made made me KEK

>>30875162
Source has never been found. Sad.

>>30875162
Jasmine has a guilty conscience and is desperate to feel even a sliver of power. Deserves a good, firm slap across the face

>>30875733
really makes me think

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Having a female friend long term is genuinly a recipe for disaster.
Just make a move early on so you know if you should fuck off or not.

>>30878855
>sound advice
>double dubs
gemmy

y'all eating up clickbait shorts and going mad over it

>>30879067
>what is parody

>>30875162
GIWTWM.

>>30875162
Her noise at 1:24 always cracks me up kek

>>30875792
Great way to catch a charge