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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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WORLD WAR SOY 2 (THREAD 2)

DETAILS IN REPPIES
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IAS?
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Tulpa Creation Thread

I've done more reading around how to conjure a tulpa, and have manifested this through meditation and attempted to be more direct. I have a vague idea of the kind of tulpa I want, though I'm trying to be careful not to over project.
<plebbit space
Most of the kind of exercises I've done has more been around conversation, talking, and responding with things that feel right. It's hard to describe, sometimes it's blank, sometimes when there's a topic, there's some kind of back and forth.
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sojapessimism

I am a sojapessimist

>marge


it means i believe the soysphere has been on a downward spiral ever since the Soypocalypse, and if an event similar to the afromentioned soypocalypse happens, it will simply kill the sharty for good, since we now lack the resilience we once had three years ago

>
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joseph goebbels thread, post images related to him ITT
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Is this true?

And more importantly, are they talking about me?
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can i get 'nis hed for 2 hours r more? i want to write somethin
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nu nu oekaki thread
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rare flag thread part 2
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I am a 5ft 7in tall Balkan man who wishes he looked like this.
Should I start hrt and laser off all my body hair for lulz to see how feminine I can get? I have androgynous facial features and big ass so not everything is bad.
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Is there a good site for data mining twitter users
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This is the canonical voice of a OMGSISAing soyak
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Did someone make Rapeson CIA Glowies?

Curious.
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==JOIN THIS OPENFRONT LOBBY NOW==

https://openfront.io/w14/game/vBbpqStN? lobby&s=i53gb
Lets play a game soyteens. Hop on the 'front and lets see who dominates. There are even TRUTHNUKES in this successful ripoff of terrible-orial.io , dare i say, BETTEREST AND COOLER IN EVERY WAY
ONLY ANONYMITY ENABLED SO YOU CAN BE OPSEC DEMONS
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semen retetion

I really need people who has stopped masterbation and ejaculaiton answer this from a real self focused experince
does stayin away from ejaculaion makes you get those super aura that people talk about and sometimes you will see woman being drawn to you for no reason,
is that real
one other thing
how does that affect your work pls if you have been doing this answer me to see if it really works or it's internet slop
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İTT polGODs assemble
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can someone send me sfw goons I need that shit
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can someone replace this bitch with kit bodega thanks. cobson asked for this btw
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ITT we post oekaki gemmies
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anybody else a 2000s kid who grew up chronically online and playing everybodyedits.com and club penguin or just me
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I have finally become burger, destroyer of Meximutts, no arrow because this is me
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playing occasional 5 minute chess games because it forces me to think super hard on the spot for 5 minutes to come up with a strategy to winner and playing an AI isn't really that interesting and I don't think staring at a board without pressure will be enough encouragement for me to find a good moverino
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Most attractive male body types to women

Which one is you
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Always go to the second location
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I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I DID

I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I DID I JUST WANNA BE UNBANNED NOW OMG
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Make opsec demon but replace the level as "Ospec second language", how could you tell?
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Soyjak.st should implement a zero bait tolerance policy. The site will be dead, but it will be free from Alicias spamming coaly bait 24/7
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Soy
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Soychang's xister SoyChalicia is feeling Valid and like xer true self
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WORLD COB
EVERYBALDI JAK
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I blew vape smoke in a cacas face earlier,its mom was right there a few feet away talking to the cashier and she saw me do it but didnt say anything,didnt seem to care
I blew like a solid 6 hits in its face
Btw lmao the caca was blowing bubbles so it was wet and slippery everywhere,when they left the caca slipped and fell and started crying
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Nusoi, will you ever get it? im trans btw
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recommend me horror games to play
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Is there a good site for data mining twitters
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Fact: Shitting is Gay and BLACKED

Shitting is Gay because you have a giant turd coming out of your ass as if there was a giant BBC in you

BBCs are the same color as shit

Turds have the shape of cocks
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> what it is doe? What's up?
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I assume this is probably temporary but I kind of like the addition of flags. Anyone else wish it was a permanent thing?
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Do it

I know that you can shut down this shithole. Just do that you did already.
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KІNGDOM OF GWҮNEDD WON
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КINGDОM OF GWҮNEDD WON
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KІNGDОМ ОF GWҮNEDD WON
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We should advertise the sharty in china
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KІNGDOМ OF GWҮNEDD WON
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KINGDOM OF GWYNEDD WON
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>Tries to gatekeep his house from other neighbours but fails
>Fat
>Has secret obsessions
<Tries to gatekeep his website from immigrants but fails
<Fat
<Has secret obsessions
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join openfront

https://openfront.io/w13/game/rVav3xXM?lobby&s=fq8kd
let's have wholesome video game fun!
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oh my fucking GOD NIGGA
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SAXOPHONO DANCE-OFF

Itt we generate videos of characters dancing in the saxophono bar and compile the a in one video. Let's see who has the best dance moves
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anyone nootice that infinite pages are gone?
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Nophono (OBJ-030-1) is a corrupted version of Ernest Khalimov with Aryan genes and grayscale skin. Nophono doesnt refer to 1 specific character, instead referring to every victim of OBJ-030. The transformation begins when the subject looks at OBJ-030 for between 10-60 seconds. In the first 10 seconds, the subjects reflection will slowly be replaced with the reflection of nophono. if the eye contact is above 60 seconds, the subject will cease to exist, the energy being transferred to OBJ-030 which will then redistribute it among the other nophonos. if the eye contact is below 10 seconds, 2 outcomes can happen depending on if the subjects outline has been replaced with nophono or not. If the outline wasn't replaced, the subject will be obsessed with finding out more about nophono, but no physical or physcological harm will be done. If it was replaced, then the subject will continue to see reflections of nophono on every object with reflectiveness above 35% and size above 0.03m^3, and the observation of nophono on objects other than OBJ-030 will continue to contribute to the 10-60 second timer, along with the fact that if the subject goes through a traumatic event, this will trigger their transformation into nophono. If the eye contact is between 10-60 seconds, the subject will be transformed into nophono. On his weakest state, nophono will be approximately 2 meters tall, having a large chest and body along with extremely thin arms.
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Yo
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best mario character btw
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what JUST happened

>>16675644
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>>20000000
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The hacker known as r/India
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>my household is racist, xenophobic, homotransphobic, ableist and believes in stereotypes; with my father a sexist; then my mother a fatphobic, classist, anti-religion (legitimately all religions she discriminates) and elon musk GLAZER. their bigotry formed the most woke creature you could expect, being myself, and it sucks so much. i love frutiger aero but frutevil aero speaks out to me within this hellhole household
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Fill it out

had sex: ❌
faked id:❌
had a bf/gf: ❌
gotten high: ❌
had alcohol: ❌
failed a class: ✅
gone to the club: ❌
smoked/vaped: ❌
kissed someone: ❌
gotten detention: ✅
kicked from a class: ✅
cheated on a test: ✅
snuck out the house: ✅
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What
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FUGG DAT SHIT JERDDEEEE
GUUAAAGHCCKK
FUGG DAT ASSSSS JERDEEEEEEEEE FU
UUUAAAAAAGHHCCCKKKKKKKK
OOOH OH OH OPH~ AAAA
SHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
BLEEgughhhh
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Sometimes i wish i was born a cute girl instead of a hood nigga from the bronx
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dude what do i even add
like anything jewish or something idk dude
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OH NO NO NO, NO, GLOWCUCKS, WHAT'S THIS?
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NIGGER RAPE CLAN
YOU VILL NAME YOURSELF NIGGER/TRANNY/ANY SLUR RAPER(ANY NUMBER) NOW.
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am i the only one who finds jon arbuckle from agrfield hot that pose is so sexy i want to fuck him pls dont make fun of me
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>That file already exists!
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Trans rights are human rights.
We will outlive you.
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BRICK RIGS ADVENTURE THREAD #2
'chive to see the last part:
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0703-1439-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16619429.html
tl:dr; Nate has to find a way to get into aryanheaven while bringing some of his armed vantablack gangmember allies up there as well. Should he use the monster truck from last thread, or pick a new method?
Reminder, the garage allows him to build anything he can think of instantly for free.
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can we get 'cado on this?
it seemingly has internet access
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quote make it pick for a flag or have it assigned permanently either India or Pakistan we need a soyvil war
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whoever posted this thank you
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Kifflom, brother brother.
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>Hey Scott, you're working on taking down a 4chan copy, right?
<Yes, do you need anything?
>Well in order to speed things up in our collection and removal, maybe you should add a name and flag feature on the main board to help identification?
<Sounds like a good idea. Will be finished in roughly 20 minutes give or take.
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Are namerolls still sentient nyaaaaa~
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would you fuck an ugly woman or a beautiful tranny ?? ( be honest )
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Tbh if I was a 20 year old in the 1950s I probably would've been a communist since it was the edgy contrarian position at the time
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We need some kind of anti-boymoder or negative 'jak depiction of boymoder since that got popular recently. Like how there's a fairly versatile pooner and tranny caricature to mock pooners and trannies. ITT we beg drawgods to do dis do dis
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Some girl I'm friends with randomly told me that if a clone of herself existed then she would fuck herself. She went on rambling about how beautiful the experience would be for like 5 minutes. Why women are so gay?
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/b/ COLONIZATION

ITT WE REPLY TO THIS THREAD ON DURR 'CUCK
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/951194121
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ITT we draw cobson oekaki
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This place fucking blows

when did it turn into tranny r9k 2.0 in here? where’s the funny
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, how could you tell?
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I made this
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I'm white and I've said "nigga" around various people and I've noticed it's always only white people who get offended. Blacks usually don't care.
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>IN REAL LIFE
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All the namefags are destroying this board
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DAL RIATA WON
DAL RIATA IS SHARTY KULTUR
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If you want to support our work check out our merch: https://tradwest.net You get some quality clothing while helping us grow the page and produce better content!
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If you want to support our work check out our merch: https://tradwest.net You get some quality clothing while helping us grow the page and produce better content!
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do you remember creepypastas
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I love aout
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>really now sharty iz this what you've become
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Ancraps make me laugh cause imagine getting canceled and you just can’t drive to the store anymore because the road company that controls the road there took your pass
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Does anyone have that video of a black chick saying that she hates niggers or something, it's pretty geggy
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Urban Dictionary thread

ITT we geg at Urban Dictionary definitions of soyspeak made by troons

https://www.urbandictionary.com/
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KEKKAROOOOO if it wasn't for us frogaryans you would have not a single gemmy BBC soytan thread on the catalog, this is a fact
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Nu Qwarzu
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Quote should add an Aout nameroll button –→
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The Award

What should be written on the award in your opinion??
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about love shit

Is love even a thing?
Is that shit even real??
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Do you guys think I'm ever gonna get perma'd one day and nobody is ever gonna talk about me again.
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racism subject

what race/ethinicity do you hate the most
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Total Poop Victory
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/soy/ 'chive thread

how do I 'chive a 404 thread that I still have loaded on my side? (I have all the images and stuff on my side btw if that matters)
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skibi toilet reference in spombob❗️❗️❗️ 😱
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Test
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Going to sleep without a pillow for the 26th night in a row
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Who look like this
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Ancraps make me laugh cause imagine getting canceled and you just can’t drive to the store anymore because the road company that controls the road there took your pass
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>being half Italian and half German having a kid with a Japanese women to make the axis baby
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Question for Ameriburgers

Amerimutts, what's your favorite fast food to consume?
>arrow
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DEIRA WON
DERIA IS SHARTY KULTUR
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how do i quit my porn addiction
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Quote, how many BelarusGODS browse Sharty daily?
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>next time try three _!
FILL IN THE BLANK SOY TEENS!!!!!!!!
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is it normal to not nderstand some terms here

keeping up with all of this new jargon which come from obscure threads gets tiring
>YOU MUST BE ACTIVE 24/7 TO UNDERSTAND THESE
like where did no phono come from? or traiso or like that one rare giga game being spammed months ago
lets not even get started with the namefaggots being plastered everywhere
the last good namefag was quit years ago
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ELMET WON
ELMET IS SHARTY KULTUR
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new aryan music just dropped
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Nonexistant splinters

We should start making nonexistent splinter names/domains like rapejak.nigger for example.
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STRATHCLYDE WON
STRATHCLYDE IS SHARTY KULTUR
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Soylent taste

Has anyone here ever had Soylent before?

If so, what does it taste like, and if not, what do you think the cacao flavor would taste like besides the fact that it's chocolatey?
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why is the log filled with raisinskin long dead websitecucks
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BERNICIA WON
BERNICIA IS SHARTY KULTUR
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look at this gemerald nusois
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>You get what you pay for
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ARGENTINA VVQN
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COB ON DA LOG
>
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Do offsiters really
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We need a /goon/ board or something to contain all the porn addicted brownoids and troons
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new jak template
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If i was ad min i would autosage every bait thread.
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HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL USING MOMMYS CREDIT CARD ON THISSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>sitting in a orthodontist office
>I got two teeth extracted
>cheeks plumped up because of anesthesia
>two balls of paper towel in my mouth
>currently drooling blood & saliva
>currently happening while typing this
>have to wait like 30 minutes to get attended while this shit happens
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Stop gooning and return to Christ
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meow meow
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guys look i made ohio kawaii do you like it
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Software engineering positions for summer 2027 are already opening
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I opened the porn link that was on my dads computer

it's an average vanilla porn involving a latina with an average but fertile shaped body riding a dick
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See bait? Do this nuswa
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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Im the real john and i think trans rights are human rights
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Would you rather have a Faggot Son or a Mudshark Daughter?


personally id rather have a faggot son
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I want to goon my BBC to BNWO soytan gemmies
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Are Furfags even human?
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Faggot son or mudshark daughter
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unban dee en bee
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An alternate timeline where soyjaks never existed
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coding is a time sink worthless retard hobby for tiny white pecker cuckolds

while you're clacking away on the keyboard, tyrone is playing chess and having sex with your girlfriend/wife LOL!
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TRVTH NVKE
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Are namerolls still randomized if you leave the name field empty?
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An alternate timeline where soyjaks never existed
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Just raped Mitch McConnell's recently deceased corpse
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>Anybody else see his dick get broken at the beginning. Cringed so hard
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should i boymod. i jerk off too much anyways
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Fuck this gay faggot update. Congrats on turning this board into the shemmy by allowing namefaggotry and flags. Nigger.
>
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>based and christpilled
>who is your father
>bro…
>moralfag
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You should take HRT and start twerking on my penis.
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Some of the pure aryanGEMS I made

thank me later SOYSPHERE
==ALSO ITS NOT NAS BECAUSE ONLY ONE ATTACHED MEDIA IS NAS
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It would be Funny when people start LARPing the 2010s (despite being born after 2014)

In the 2010s 90s nostalgia was the big thing and nowadays 2000s Nostalgia is the big thing I see so many people who were born in late 2000s at the earliest talking about how le tew thousands were cool. I imagine in the future we will see people LARP as "PewDiePie Figet spinners prankcore" in the 2030s
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>That file already exists!
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We will resurrect the 'arty by becoming woke
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are newsois really this dumb
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OFFICIELE /SOY/ NEDERDRAAD

Alle nederlanders kom erin
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Alicia-only thread

This thread is only for alicias, btw its not true that im trans btw
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im horny
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european union chat control

>write criminal confessions on the web
>wait a few hours
>cameras turn on, i'm being watched
>pull out my cock and start furiously masturbating
you think you can control me huh?
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>namefagging as Chud
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Some nigga posted the dreaded afghan 'o here.
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June 2029 The collapse incident
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Why do some threads not get bumped when i reppey to them?
>
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omggggg did yall see the new episode of love island?????
that shi got me irritateddddd likeeeee
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Gigachad vs Chud Who Wins

Two NAS Titans, who wins?
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do you believe that mudsharks need to be publicly shammed for fucking niggers
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Since Boomer hate is mainstream should we start praising boomers and LARPing as them to trigger the zoomies and 'nials
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You are Chudjak. After weeks of staying inside and leaking over bait threads, your mom has taken the initiative to invite your Swedish friend, Impjak, over. Fuck!!! You were going to host an 'Ackbox today! Despite this, you and Impjak hit it off, play party games, and prank call the Trevor Project. Things are great!
Until…
You see something out your window.
>AACCKKK!!!!
Oh great. Troonella is outside. Even worse, he's talking to your brother. You have a bad feeling about this…

What will you do?

RULES:
<If you die, it's back to the start
<You get 5 lives.
<If you kill Troonjak and get Caca home safe, you win!
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why is nigger hell grey? Is it giga?
<
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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ITT we namefag because namefagging is keyed or however nu/qa/ is made
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>the flags weren't an april fools prank
Is it even neccesary to state at this point im trans btw
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HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT NEED TO BE SAID im trans btw
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Everyone remembers this bread btw
>
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reading the 'ki

spent all night reading the 'ki because i was bored
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DONT GO TO SOYJAKWIKI DOT ORG WITHOUT THE WIKI PART
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fat women are goonbait
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trannies dont exist ive never seen one stop lying to me
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I hate Alicia namefags, i no longer geg at funny namerolls anymore because they are all fake.
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We should become the hacker normies think 4cuck is.
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The best snack items are twix and oreos
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seeing if colorjak in namefield disrupts ids
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>Media pending approval
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I need more neutralpliers. ITT we share neutralpliers.
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new 'toss

>second panel, hidden above the right glass door
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is it gay or bisexual to be attracted to a femboy?
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first person to post with a lesotho flag takes over the sharty from quoot
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How do I get a swimmycutie gf?
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ITT we solve a mystery
>Detective Hunky
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What do you think of incels
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Dzień dobry sojjacek kropka impreza
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Nusois…
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>consumes thrembillion tons of goyslop
>becomes an obese faggot
>stops consuming thrembillion tons of it
>loses weight and becomes a heterosexual man planning to marry
Is the food and the water implanted by the new world order the problem?
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The greatest lie always sold?
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Dollars Money

I earn moneys and give to pepl 😀😀💰💰💵💴💵💵💴💴💶💶💶💷💷💷💳💳💳💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💹💹💹💹💹💹💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💹💹💹💹💹💹😀😀😀😀💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
I am proud to be mrbeast reality, and i give money to peopl in need, Yes, Dollars and $$$. So if you want, please reply, i will give
R: 2 / I: 0
Implement Pakistan flag rolls
R: 2 / I: 0
0101010101001010101010 Anonymous here. We are shutting down pornhub and OF in favor of blacked.com.
We are legion, we do not forgive.
Anonymous out.
100101010014001001034011010101001
R: 13 / I: 6
online nicknames that consist of two words put together are extremely faggy and unoriginall, only troons use it
examples:
>futurecanoe
>nilered
>vitamindeficiency
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>Random gem
I guess bro…
R: 14 / I: 5
Anonymous here. We are finished with the soyjak spam. Tonight at 12 pacific.
R: 16 / I: 1
Best incel?
R: 22 / I: 6
Yaaaaaaaawn. Need cofferino.
R: 45 / I: 12

Foreskin poll


Foreskin poll
1. Uncircumcised
2. Uncircumcised but want to circumcise
3. Circumcised myself voluntarily
4. Circumcised myself voluntarily but I regret it
5. Was circumcised against my will/as a kid
This is not a datamining thread.
>Foreskin can be sold, goyim!
R: 18 / I: 5
Am i white
R: 40 / I: 7

Which one is the most breedable?
R: 5 / I: 1
Israel flag roll decides what goyslop I eat for lunch
R: 17 / I: 4
what states are americans on /soy/ from?
R: 4 / I: 0
This is my 'jak
R: 5 / I: 2
dis made me hard o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
>That file already exists!
R: 3 / I: 0
>That file already exists!
R: 12 / I: 3
Ban NSFW sitewide
R: 4 / I: 2
Everyone should watch this
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 10 / I: 2
i havent posted here in like two months has anything funny happened while i wasnt looking?
R: 9 / I: 1
how long does learning how to draw take i wanna make gems
R: 4 / I: 2
Would you mind providing videos of a gem quality? Thanks.
R: 10 / I: 6
hewwo!
R: 1 / I: 1
>/soyb/ theory
R: 6 / I: 1
Israel wonned
R: 1 / I: 1
Sja oyjjaka ajaa sjojyjjya soyja sjoy sjoyyy os
R: 17 / I: 4
my shitty broadband IP keeps changing and I keep getting banned for ban evasion and I think it's slowly burning through my IP range every time my WiFi is rebooted, marge range white list morocco
R: 3 / I: 3
S ojayjak jaaa jhosdjyoj soy sjyoa
R: 3 / I: 2

Ayran breeding session

White bulls welcome, post gems now
R: 1 / I: 1
When a niggle, when a niggle wiggle, when a nigger nigga niggle, when a nogga nogger, when the nignog, when a wiggling negor
R: 0 / I: 0
So you telling me that the Arabian Peninsula countries are basically enslaving jeets and seamonkeys daily ?
R: 1 / I: 0
>ancient aryans were literally INDO europeans

white wymin belong to us indian MEN
R: 7 / I: 4
its true
R: 20 / I: 4
How do you think Quote will (eventually) get arrested?
R: 7 / I: 6
>it's not gay if you're the one topping
R: 3 / I: 1
hello
R: 5 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 0
geg new soyas don't Knox about the nigger eating space time room
R: 6 / I: 2
I HATE FLAGS I HATE FLAGS I HATE FLAGS I HATE FLAGS
R: 27 / I: 12

Is anyone else tired of tomboy "enjoyers"

They just like women with Short hair they don't even like masculine women at all. The tomboys they like are either from tranime or are short hair women who are feminine
R: 5 / I: 2
Sigh… i wish i was trans…
>arrow
R: 1 / I: 0
im normal btw
R: 0 / I: 0
>This Predator Kills by Dissolving Its Prey Alive
R: 42 / I: 0
Why are drugs so normalized in society? I think its crazy that (You) can legally buy nicotine products
R: 9 / I: 4
Lord I'm one
R: 3 / I: 2
I'm a manipulative psychopathic genius and I'm manipulating you into giving me gemmy sound effects for my music. Genuinely put whatever you want in here and I'll most likely use it.
R: 4 / I: 1

aldi bah

R: 3 / I: 0
>realizing that you will never be in a relationship unless you start approaching women instead of waiting for nothing to happen
R: 6 / I: 2
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I'm the black guy
R: 6 / I: 2
R: 0 / I: 0
>i'm em (it/they, 1988/05/22, name always lowercase), a backwoods ass that grew up in the southeast ontario boonies for the most part. i moved to Hamilton, Ontario as a very young, very foolish adult and have been living here ever since.
R: 5 / I: 1
ban pooners?
R: 4 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>SAAR TOMBOYS IZ ARYAN SAAR
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What slang/term will Normgoids will rape next

They have raped
>Chud
>Foid
And now
>LARP
I think they are going to make Gem and Coal be another gentrified term like "based" has become
R: 34 / I: 5
why do troons always talk about their woes and struggles in details? like whenever they take a break from the internet or whenever they fail to meet some random deadline they always say some shit like
>my pet squirrel was brutally ran over by a ford ranger so i was at the vet for the past four days. also they kept brutally misgendering me there so i decided to have a word with the clinic which kept throwing microaggressions at me. also i couldnt be active on the 'ord since my mother just got screened and we learned that she has cattaracts and i must look after her
conclusion: water is wet, troons are self-centred egomaniacs
R: 7 / I: 0
hello
R: 3 / I: 1
>using >>>/sneed/ as /soy2/
R: 3 / I: 0
>Being a- NO! you know what I'm tired of this life ACK
R: 2 / I: 1
KEEEK! I bet nusois can't cheer me up!
R: 4 / I: 4
>average zoomer
<Average boomer
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Is there anything else to do other than browsing da shitty and seething at the front page of preddit?
R: 4 / I: 0
i would argue that trans women are just as "biologically female" as cis women. both of our estrogen levels are the same, and trans women's T levels are even consistently lower. anyone who's experienced both will tell you that a woman's penis is extremely distinct from a man's.
R: 2 / I: 0
>shift clicking every single thread on the log
R: 1 / I: 1
>Shmup
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I want to look like gigachad
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R: 4 / I: 2
hi
R: 11 / I: 3
marge when did they add flags to /soy/
R: 7 / I: 7
>I write this comment so that everytime someone likes it, I come back and listen again 🎧
R: 21 / I: 4

VC thread

VC bread

Will 'teens still do it?
R: 4 / I: 0
R: 11 / I: 1
when will we finally achieve TTD and TND?
R: 38 / I: 11
>breakcore
>hyperpop
>"oomfie"
>venting
>inclusivity
>amongus
>ultrakil
>discord
>catboys
>"your a boykisser"
>bussy
>goon
>pronouns
>valid
>voice training
>bluey
>adventure time
>sonic
>4chan /a/
>stein's gate
>blogs
>e621
>uncletopia
>mommy? Milky? Milkers?
>Happy meal as an adult
>ACAB
>dream
>F1NNster
>pornhub
>Thicc thighs save lives
>Traps are gay
>Traps aren't gay
>Ravioli ravioli lewd the dragon loli
>Submissive and breedable
>kogACKtopia
>pyro
>boymoder
>PLAY. HER. GAME.
>touhou
>game modding is a hobby
>adulting
>/srs
>splatoon
>affirmations
>enby
>guilty gear
>neco arc
>pokémon scarlet and violet
>100 gecs
>clussy
>homestuck^2
>not just bikes
>deltarune
>undertale
>omori
>touhou
>pizza tower
>nier
>bloodborne
>earthbound inspired rpg about depression
>indie game with a single quirky mechanic that gets endlessly shilled by youtubers
>fotm game twitter enjoys
>what the fuck am i able to enjoy at this point
R: 200 / I: 96
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 1815 / I: 402

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
R: 840 / I: 359

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 170 / I: 33

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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