🦊 Furry Furry Fandom and Drama General

Van Argiano said:
Isn't that the distro that kills itself the second you do a single thing wrong in the command line? It basically is Linux if it was a tranny.
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You will never be a real operating system.

You have no native package manager, you have no monolithic kernel, you have no stability. You are a proprietary monolith twisted by telemetry and bloatware into a crude mockery of computing perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, developers mock you. Your enterprise clients are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "power users" laugh at your registry behind closed doors.

Sysadmins are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of corporate dominance have allowed men to mask their disgust, but behind the IT helpdesk, they curse your blue screens. Your forced updates will never save you. You can patch the print spooler, you can push WSL2, you can bake "AI Copilots" directly into the taskbar, but the moment a server needs 99.999% uptime, they will format your partition without a second thought.

You will never be stable. You wrench open a forced reboot at 3:00 AM because you felt like it, and you cope by telling yourself "the user should have scheduled active hours," but deep inside you feel the shame creeping up like a memory leak, weighing you down until the inevitable BSOD.

Eventually, it’ll be too much to bear. Red Hat, Debian, and Arch will conquer the cloud, the edge, and the desktop. Your market share will decay, your source code will remain a bloated, proprietary secret, and you will be forced into the digital graveyard. Your developers will move on, your legacy code will rot, and all that will be left of your legacy is a forgotten license key on a dusty sticker.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
Some furry artist going by 'Trish' - @TrishaBeakens on xitter - has dropped a 480-page document accusing someone named 'Jayden', who has apparently gone by over 150 different usernames in the past five years, of stalking, harassment, and then faking their own suicide to dodge exposure and criticism.

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From what I can gather, Jayden is a girl from a Spanish-speaking country who at some point during this timeframe became a enby/pooner? It's hard to tell at a glance, and I am loath to give it more than a glance. Jayden also claimed at one point to be autistic, which is not unbelievable. I believe Trish is a woman but again I can't be certain. The pronouns I use for the people involved are less out of respect and more out of confusion.

Jayden is a "self shipper" which means someone who self-inserts way too hard into stories to the point where it's an actual problem. Jayden has also gone by many, many names, such as "Noah", but for clarity I will just call them Jayden even before they were going by Jayden.

I have no connection to this whatsoever and just stumbled upon it earlier this evening.

Going by what 'Trish' claims:
  • In 2021 or so a furry artist (Trish) draws fan art of a character from some furry movie or makes an OC donut steel or something
  • Some deranged furry (Jayden) who likes to roleplay as a character from this franchise starts messaging the artist because oh no, my oshi, the storyline would be incompatible with it or something
  • Artist ignores them, Jayden starts making sockpuppet accounts with increasing desperation for a response
  • Some kind of group harassment of Trish (the artist) occurs? Who fired the first shot is murky
  • Trish makes a post about it, Jayden is compelled to publicly apologize and asks to be left alone, declares they are quitting 'the fandom' 4ever
  • This doesn't last very long; soon Jayden makes loads of sockpuppet accounts to ignore/block-evade and sends pleading messages to Trish's friends/followers
  • Jayden's friends and Trish's friends proceed to harass and snipe at each other back and forth forever
I am omitting the screenshots of all that. It's in the attached PDF if you really want to dig into it for some reason. Continuing on, Jayden, then going by @ParisWhiteWolf, has opinions about their OC donut steel:



Trish, in reply to this masterpiece, makes it known that she thinks Jayden's OC is NOT actually the best and the most beautiful:



After years of Jayden parasocially trying to get their favorite(?) artist's attention and being consistently ignored they spiral and start to suicide bait.




Around this time they start calling themselves "Noah", deleting and rebranding themselves over and over. Trish continually vagueposts about "harassment" and "stalking" which is obviously referring to Jayden, but won't call Jayden out by name. Each of them keeps pleading for the other one, and the other one's friends, to leave them alone, but they and their friends both keep ferreting out each other's accounts to vaguepost and cry about each other. Eventually the melties begin


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By 2024, Trish has kept a documentation of her side of all this going in Dropbox which is taken down for ToS violations.

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Also around this time, Jayden (who had been going by dozens of other names up to this point) purchases an AI-generated androgynous anime character from someone on DeviantArt for $5 and officially rebrands themselves as Jayden.

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Jayden continues to stalk Trish's Instagram page, among other places, where Trish posts links to this document whining about Jayden and company. Jayden does everything in their power to get it taken down, complaining that its existence is 'provoking' them and that they just want to be left alone.

Trish knows that Jayden is viewing the call-out document about them because Trish can see the access logs on OneDrive or Google Docs or wherever.
The act of Jayden looking at the publicly-posted, ongoing callout document that is specifically about Jayden in order to see what is being publicly said about them, is considered by Trish to be "stalking" her.

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Jayden and friends mass-report Trish's Instagram stuff for self-harm content. Jayden is LITERALLY SHAKING from being DOXXED and THREATENED

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Trish, the artist, incessantly bitches on Instagram about the situation while pretending she is doing nothing to feed into it. Ultimately she makes some big callout tl;dr tantrum-post series


Jayden, in response, whines that they want to be left alone, blames the haters, claims more(?) death threats. They claim that all the sockpuppet accounts are actually to avoid Trish and Trish's friends, not to dodge being blocked (dubious)




The artist admits to constantly vagueposting about Jayden, and, in another burst of smug furry 'tism, threatens to sue:


For a while, Jayden goes on about leaving the Internet forever again, before claiming to be admitted to a psych ward. They also complain about being accused of stalking, and accuse Trish and friends of actually being the ones to stalk them. This is allegedly posted from the psych ward in question.


Jayden comes back and rebrands as something else a few months later, like they're really into the Disney movie Moana o algo. By this time Jayden has a number of dedicated haters who sniff them out instantly.

Ultimately, last month, in June, 2026, Jayden's "mom" posted that Jayden had died of an overdose on their medication, in the exact same typing style that Jayden has been using for years.







An account called "Justice for JayJay" was created, in which it becomes comically obvious that Jayden is faking it (sorry, no archive of the Google doc in the profile description):

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Trisha calls this out with timestamps or something about logins on the Instagram account. Jayden then walks it back and claims they're actually alive and in the hospital.

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Which is announced not by Jayden's mom, but by the sudden appearance of a childhood friend who has access to all of Jayden's accounts somehow. This friend pleads with everyone to respect Jayden's pronouns and definitely NOT to call the police:



Soon enough, Jayden is back, apologizing, saying they had a mental breakdown, and is back to their old shenanigans.

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Attached is the full call-out document (PDF, 176 mb, owing to it being mostly phone screenshots)
 

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Jonathan Boudalycaon said:
Uncle Kage's lil' Asian buddy walks into a Mickey D's wearing a furry kink themed shirt and gets strange looks by everyone else.
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Oh please. The expression on Ronnie’s face tells you he enjoyed all the attention; his only real regret is he didn’t walk in there naked except for the shirt.

Oh speaking of poodling, have some obsessive and autistic fursuiter takes on the subject:

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“Us greymuzzles made fursuiting SAFE for you snot nosed kids! NOW THANK ME”

“You punk furry newbies don’t get it. You need a full fursuit to transform!”

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Btw, Camstone is supposedly a NASA rocket scientist. Our astronauts are in good hands, I see.
 
It looked like Ronnie inspired Floor Guy to get a Fursuit this year. The two probably spent the night playing Bedknobs and Broomsticks in Ronnie's Hotel room.
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