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BRICK RIGS ADVENTURE THREAD with ids this time

Nate Higgers is on the run in from the Fuhrer himself after getting rejected from Aryanheaven. Currently he is stuck in a desert with very little resources on hand However, he is able to create anything that he can think of when at a garage. What will he decide to spawn?

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actual new idea go up

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.

 16619536[Quote]>>16619655

he will spawn a car and drive to o block to form an unlikely alliance…

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>>16619536
Nate, after a long drive out of the desert and hanging around gas stations gets in contact with a gangbanger of bricksville, who rather uneasily agrees with the plan on the condition that the enemy gang's leader, "Lil Block" is killed. As there is a garage nearby, what will he spawn to do the job?

 16619660[Quote]>>16619870

Nate should build a bomb in his garage do get revenge on those obsessed crakkas

 16619870[Quote]>>16619889

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>>16619660
Nate decides to create a VBIED car to kill off those OBSESSED nazis to buy some time despite his mission ordered by the gangbanger. His gamble pays off when rain moved in later that evening. But remember, he still has "Lil Block" to kill, so what will he think of to make inside the infinite garage?

 16619889[Quote]>>16620016

>>16619870
he makes a homemade panzer v tank and slides on the opp block with it, expecting an easy fight, but then…

 16619898[Quote]>>16620016

Go for a walk

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>>16619889
After a long night of sleeping in his car, Nate hatches a plan to create a Panzer V to kill "Lil Brick" while on his morning walk. As he is a sperg about ww2 german tanka, he builds it rather quickly. However, upon arriving at "Lil Brick" 's house, 3 gangbangers grab RPGs and start loading them. Nate only has seconds to react, what will he do?

 16620053[Quote]>>16620360

>>16620016
He calls Rapeson

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dnb thread nate is dead

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where's the blocklands crossover

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>>16620122
LegacyARYANS VVON SEETHE EXPERIMENTALCUCKS

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>>16620053
After nearly getting killed from the RPGs, Nate hides out in a nearby abandoned site. Nate decides he needs backup, and calls Rapeson for assistance in killing "Lil Brick" . After mentioning the possibility of blackSISAS, rapeson arrives within mere minutes, with armor all around except for the pelvis. However, Nate needs something to distract the heavily armed gangbangers enough so that Rapeson can have a good shot at "Lil Brick". What will he make in the infinite garage?

 16620369[Quote]>>16620544

>>16620360
fpv drones

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>>16620360
he builds a drone to dangle a bunch of bananas and buckets of fried chicken over the gangbangers heads to distract them

 16620394[Quote]>>16620692

thread theme

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>>16620360
He also builds an 'ox and 'za machine

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>>16620377
>>16620369
Nate zip ties a banana onto a drone, and flies it in front of the house. The gangbangers are amazed at this, and as the banana drops to the ground, they fight eachother for it as they haven't aten real food in days or however the media tells it. Rapeson goes in, runs from behind a parked car and grabs Lil Brick by his shoulders. At this very moment, Spadeson comes out the house with a golden glock and yells, "DON'T LAY ONE FINGER ON MY BVLL!" Nate is now behind the house hearing all of this. He is only armed with a Hi-Point he found in the dumpster, and he has just seconds to react. What will he do?

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>>16620544
Nate does a pro gamer move and kills lil brick

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>>>16620544
In a split second decision, Nate kills Lil Brick, and then after hearing shooting, kills Spadeson as well. As Rapeson goes to town on the corpse, Nate smashes into the SRT and drives it to the nearest infinite garage. What get-away vehicle will he create?

 16620686[Quote]>>16620692

WAIT A MINUTE (record scratches, frame freezes)
IS THAT… BLOCK LAND????????

 16620692[Quote]>>16621043

>>16620262
>>16620394
>>16620686
why the fuck do soyteens only know blockland

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>>>16620262
>>>16620394
>>>16620686 (You)
>why the fuck do soyteens only know blockland
Because it is proper Aryan gaming or something

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In a split second decision, Nate kills Lil Brick, and then after hearing shooting, kills Spadeson as well. As Rapeson goes to town on the corpse, Nate smashes into the SRT and drives it to the nearest infinite garage.
What get-away vehicle will he create?

 16620720[Quote]>>16620806

>>16620683
Nate builds a Ford F150 Because he is a TRVE 'MERICAN P4TRIQT or something like that, he also builds an 'ox and 'za machine that he will bring with him

 16620721[Quote]>>16620806

>What get-away vehicle will he create?
SNCA mobile, obviously.

 16620806[Quote]>>16620834

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>>16620720
After telling of Lil Bricks brutal demise, the gangbanger, known as Franisco Askari, agrees in the fight against the nazi revenants. Nate uses the 'ox and 'za machine to pinpoint the Fuherer's exact location: A cabin within the snowy mountaintops just north of a racetrack. With help of somali engineers and the infinite garage, they assemble a small a small squad of technicals, some aquired RPGs, sniper rifles, and AR15s and head to the location. What should be the course of action when they arrive?

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bvmp

 16620834[Quote]>>16620892>>16620921

>>16620806
They connect to a bluetooth speaker, disable its ability to turn off and blast the song "don't touch my pizza" on loop and hack into the door system so it is locked until it is unlocked by nate and his team, this will drive the cabin's occupants to insanity due to "don't touch my pizza" constantly playing on loop

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>>16620834
fucking "fatal error" with graphic settings sorry it takes so long

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>>16620834
Nate thought it would be funny to tape a bluetooth speaker to the Fuher's front door, blast "don't take my pizza" max volume, and leave. Cocky as he was, as he wasn't detected while going up the mountain, he unwittingly drives straight into a Maus tank waiting for him. What will you do in these brief seconds?

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>>16620921
also its a allied gang member on the MG

 16620928[Quote]>>16620973

>>16620921
I call Pepe and Buster for help, because it's clear the operators of the maus are nusois

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>>16620928
As Nate flees, he calls Buxter and Pepe due to the idiocracy of the operators. Pepe and Buxter teleport inside to laugh at the operators, which are revived Volkssturm 15 year olds. Nate is still being chased doebeit, just by other vehicles, and he still hasn't meet the Fuhrer face to face. How should he evade the tanks?

 16620980[Quote]>>16621029

>>16620973
He calls Giga to handle the tanks

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>>16620980
Giga fends off the chasing tanks with the giggafly, dropping bombs and disrupting their movements. This lets Nate head back to the rest of the group. As he waits for the Fuhrer to leave his cabin, what does he do with the vantablack group he allied out with?

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>>16620692
we're all lego spergs

 16621065[Quote]>>16621088

>>16621029
In the meantime, Nate uses the 'ox and 'za machine to 'ox a literal who pooner called SodaTab (powerword: Adalina Triplett) he then schedules a visit with xem once he is done with this ordeal, he also immortalizes the 'ox on the wiki (ironically where I got the 'oxed pooner from)

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>>16621065
While thinking of what to do next, Nate Higgers browses /raid/ and decide to 'ox and 'za a random pooner, giging xhim 60 'zas. After this, Nate Higgers has the insane idea to march up to Aryanheaven once again, but this time he has to find a way to bring his vantablack team up there has well. How does he go about starting this?

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>>16621088
*giving

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>>16621088
He decides to build a monster truck, but first, he decides to raid SodaTab's house, doing so, he finds:
'P OF YOUNG THERIANS! (OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS)

 16621106[Quote]>>16621107>>16621122

>>16621094
why are you the only one actually bumping this thread

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>>16621106
No idea

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>>16621106
The site is a DNB now

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>>16621094
Nate decides to build a monster truck at the track, but heads back with most of the allies to the 'oxx target, with only a skeleton crew back at the track. They raid the house, find therian 'p, and the 'oxx target hanging from the celling. They take some pictures of the house, call the police, and leave. The main crew, headed by Nate, head back to the track. When they return, they find the skeleton crew…

 16621146[Quote]>>16621219

>>16621124
ALIVE! KEEEEEK NUSOICACAS CANT EVEN KILL THE SKELETON CREW KEEEEEEEK JSID!
Anyways nate drives the monster truck he built up to Aryanheaven

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where are the DICE ROLLS quote, adventure threads are not as fun without one

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bumping this

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>>16621146
Nate Higgers find the skeleton crew all alive, albeit with 1 sustaining minor injuries. The neo nazi army appeared to be undertrained, with Nate noting the fact some of the dead men appeared to be of mexican or indonesian origin. Anyhow, Nate with a few crewmembers enter the monster truck, and plan to jump their way into Aryanheaven. This attempt…

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bvmp

 16621260[Quote]>>16621302

They all start gooning to soytan

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somebaldi else will have to take my place, i'm going to sleep

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>>16621260
Before Nate Higgers can do the jump, he hears of a internal conflict between the gang members. Some are lured to masturbate to soytan porn from a truck of unknown origins (as of now), while other members threaten to in their words; "murk the gooners." How does Nate try to mediate this potential conflict?

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bvmp

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bvmp

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bvmp

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bvmpo

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>>16621302
nates eyes pop out of his sockets and his mouth unhinges cartooningly as his mouth enlongates out and he yells out "OH BOY… FREE PORN???!!?!?" and he goes get the free porn and then And then he becomes the the jarty

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>>16621403
Nate, after a weeks-long no goon streak, caves in and starts masturbating to the free soytan porn at the van. His clothes slowly turn blue but right before he can bust, he gets pulled aside at gunpoint and is headed off to church. After some godly speaking, Nate slowly regains his senses and turns back to his usual self. However, the inter-gang conflict has just eseclated from this, causing minor skirmishes to start at the porn van. How does nate mediate this?


also im going to sleep now keep this thread up please

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ADD DICE ROLLS

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thread is still up

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im awake go up

 16624777[Quote]>>16624803

Nate, after a weeks-long no goon streak, caves in and starts masturbating to the free soytan porn at the van. His clothes slowly turn blue but right before he can bust, he gets pulled aside at gunpoint and is headed off to church. After some godly speaking, Nate slowly regains his senses and turns back to his usual self. However, the inter-gang conflict has just eseclated from this, causing minor skirmishes to start at the porn van.

How does Nate Higgers mediate this conflict?

 16624803[Quote]>>16624910>>16628211

>>16624777
Isn't Nate like underage why would you take the story to that path

 16624910[Quote]>>16624929

>>16624803
because we last left off at C0s2pTM6 's request of nate turning into the jarty from soytan goons. if you really want to you could just retcon this i guess but just come up whether or not Nate is able to land his monster truck onto Aryanheaven or not if you want to retcon it

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>>16624910
or just start off after the gang internal conflict from the porn van

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bump

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bump

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snca

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>>16624803
teens usually jerk off

 16628450[Quote]>>16628565

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Before Nate Higgers can do the jump, he hears of a internal conflict between the gang members. Some are lured to masturbate to soytan porn from a truck of unknown origins (as of now), while other members threaten to in their words; "murk the gooners." How does Nate try to mediate this potential conflict?

 16628565[Quote]>>16628891

>>16628450
Nate yells "BUT IT IS THE HECKING EPI'S FAULT I GOONED!!!!!"

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>>16628565
Nate declares he was EPI'd by the porn van, and orders the anti-gooner side to open fire on it. A few gooners are killed in a process. The overall allied gang members are now on average more disciplined, but are now smaller and are more tired. Will nate get back to his monster truck or find a new way to get back into Aryanheaven?

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somebaldi answer this >>16628891



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