https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EpQujW9vbA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCfyJB0NjqI [Embed]

kramnik kino is up!

I signed up for another tournament next month. Who's with me?

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>>572352050
Hear, hear!

>>572351536 (OP)
you guys are raped homos and the samefagger deserved to get eaten alive by a pack of african wild dogs

>>572354253
...chess?

My reportoire? Queens gambit and French.

>>572354976
yikes

>>572351536 (OP)
>baking at exactly 750 so you can put your waifu in the OP for the nth time
pastebin trannyesque

>>572358176
>nooooo i wanted to put some black white photo of some old guy instead

ok pseud

>>572358176
not only are you wrong because it was post 751 but there was also a whole hour between 750 and 751

>>572359275
What’s special about 750?

>>572360252
gtfo newfag

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Post subhumans

"BENKOCHADS could be here" he thought, "I've never been at this tournament before. There could be benkochads anywhere." The cool AC felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BENKOCHADS" he thought. Maurice Ashley's commentary reverberated his entire board, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of benkochads after dark. "With the white pieces, you can play anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>572363167
Sar redeeemed the elo.

>>572362615
Please tell me.

>>572360252
nothing at all? I'm just saying that if someone wanted to post a thread at exactly 750 they would wait for 751 an hour later. are you double digit IQ

>>572351536 (OP)
>join our team and tournaments
Yeah, no.

I'll talk about chess here though. What's your favourite irregular opening?

>>572365116
London

>>572365116
The Pegasus

>>572364241
bump limit on /vg/

>>572364519
Okay, I thought 750 was the making baking number or something.

If C.H.E.S.S. was an acronym what would it stand for?

>>572365869
So it is that. Thanks.

Anyone else addicted to bullet? I can’t stop playing. I’m losing weight because I’ve stopped eating.

>>572359275
>>572364519
>>baking at exactly 750
>you wrong because it was post 751
>751st post was him linking to this thread
>evidently he had to bake before doing that
talking about 2 digit IQ...

>>572365116
Unironically, I think the Polish opening is not so bad if you memorize the traps. I feel like it looks worse than it is and black can over press trying to punish it

>>572366376
I respect his determination.

>>572365461
based AND redpilled

>>572366376
why wait an entire hour if that was the goal dumbass

>>572365116
I like bongcloud.

Similar question to keep the flow going: what’s your favorite opening named after a gun?
Personally I enjoy the kalashnikovsicilian

this place is packed! the americans are playing and slaying

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>>572366994
is that the part of your post I disagreed with?or did I mock your factually wrong claim?
dumbass

>>572367346
baking at exactly 750 no more meaningful than baking at 751 if there is an entire hour between posts dumbass

>>572366376
it was post 751 btw someone must have deleted a post to make it look like post 750

>>572367463
so you admit that he baked at 750 and you were wrong as well as cringe for "uhm actually"ing while being wrong
Thank you Bye!

Looks like people are being big meanies today again

>>572365921
Something about asian mids

>>572367463
No the important part is that it was baked at 750. It doesn't matter that it was an hour later the fact that he baked at 750 on page 10 means he's obsessed.

NEW
>>>/tg/98124808
NEW
>>>/tg/98124808
NEW
>>>/tg/98124808

>>572372171
>month old thread
>292 posts
KWAPBT

>>572371493
Do you think he sets an alarm to do it?

Fuck man can’t stop playing bullet, I’m sweating and stink of BO. Anyone else know that feeling?

>>572373812
Its unironically ogre
>t.bullyoid

>>572373018
I know I do every night. I've calculated the average time to page 10 during nighttime hours and I set an timer around 10 minutes shorter than that, go to sleep then wake up at the end and bump the thread.

>>572374159
Seemed like it worked out for you today, the thread got to 750/751 around the time you woke up.

>>572374063
I see a correlation with how bad I smell and my rating going up

>>572375787
Stinkmaxing is chess training

>>572377131
No wonder the poohs are taking over chess

>>572378268
They were born2stink

https://lichess.org/6CFkME9w

>>572378370
Haha is that username taken?

>>572378483
I made an account born2chud but it got shut down for multiple accounts :,(

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It is currently 4:30 AM and I have been playing for the past 8 or 9 hours nonstop. My eyes are blood shot and I am delirious. These kinds of days and nights have happened multiple times and I don't know what to do.

What's even worse is that I suck at chess. I get so angry when I lose, I slam my table and even slap myself (not joking). I feel so stupid, and it hurts my ego so much. I feel like my identity as a "smart person" is under attack. I smash the "play again" button win or lose, and I rarely learn or get any better. I seriously have no control.

"Just one more game" I tell myself. Yeah, right.

What the hell is going on? I can have an addictive personality in general, but NOTHING (ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) has this grip on my reality in the moment that chess does.

Fuck this game. Seriously, fuck it to hell.

>>572379721
How is that possible? I literally have 3 separate active accounts and a million inactive ones, all from the same IP pretty sure. Why would they do that to you? Never really saw them before enforce that rule

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>>572354976
My repertoire.

>>572381302
I did that one night when I was coming down from a high, I played 8 hours straight of bullet it was incredible

>>572368506
how do you know if it was baked at 750 or 751 when it would only take you deleting one post to make your schizo theory true

>>572381302
Narcoditsky styles

>>572382445
On lichess? Com let's you have multiple, li its pretty much the only thing they'll ban

>>572384637
Ya I don’t know why they haven’t banned me then, I wish they’d send me a list with all my previous accounts

It's raining bishops
From out of the sky
Bishops
Don't even know why

Just open diags
And close your eyes
It's raining bishops
Raining bishops

>>572387105
Im too ignorant to know what song this is inspired by so I don’t know the melody

>>572392418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjF032TDDQ [Embed]

>>572392807
Wow 100 million views, definitely my fault for not knowing it. I’m still not over the duck asking for grapes song.

>>572393086
Got any nails? Video unrelated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17o1OlroNSE [Embed]

https://lichess.org/U7BeIt6U/black

Do we consider the Grand Prix to be based or cringe?

>>572395996
Eric rosen recommends it so cringe

>>572395996
If you don't play the open sicilian you are functionally a d4cuck

>>572393415
I can’t stop crying this is too wonderful
Someone should make a got any meth edition of Danya

>>572396190
Eric Rosen is a bit weird but he has good recommendations for openings

>>572399045
What’s weird about him? I guess his voice is kinda funny

Sweet mates are made of lines
Who am I to offer mines?
Everybody's looking for something
Everybody's looking for something

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>Check
<Checkmate

Chess game for this feel?

>>572406964
https://youtu.be/Sew_n0SDjT0 [Embed]

Just played the STUPIDEST new Zealand bastard

>>572408012
Post the PGN good sir

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>>572408447
Sure
1. d4 c6 2. c4 d5 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. Qb3 Bc8 6. Bg5 e6 7. e3 Be7 8. Bd3 a6
9. cxd5 cxd5 10. Qc2 Nc6 11. O-O b5 12. Rfe1 Bb7 13. Rac1 Rc8 14. Bxf6 Bxf6 15.
h3 g6 16. Qe2 Nb4 17. Bb1 Nc6 18. e4 Nxd4 19. Nxd4 Bxd4 20. exd5 Bxd5 21. Nxd5
Qxd5 22. Rxc8+ Ke7 23. Rxh8 Bxh8 24. Qe4 Qd6 25. Qb7+ Kf6 26. Qf3+ Kg7 27. Rd1
Qe7 28. Rd4 Kg8 29. Rf4 Be5 30. Re4 Bxb2 31. a4 Kg7 32. axb5 axb5 33. Qb3 Qb7
34. Qxb2+ Kg8 35. Rb4 Qd5 36. Kh2 Qd6+ 37. g3 Qb6 38. Rxb5 Qc7 39. Rb8+ Qxb8 40.
Qxb8+ Kg7 41. Qe5+ Kg8 42. Qf6 1-0

>>572406964
I don’t get the joke, I guess I need to know the context of who the chess kid is

>>572406964
Is it even possible to deliver checkmate the move after being put in check? I don’t think so

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>>572407974
Thanks. I think worst EVER is a bit of an exaggeration so he lied but pleasing Catalan to look at and funny finish. I felt it in the air by the time he mentioned going down with the king that that would happen by the way. Somehow White would get mated by the queen on g2 like that.
>>572410532
Which one the black-haired one or the other guy? Maybe the full image will help.
>>572410676
It is, see the video that guy attached a moment ago.

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>>572408447
Other dude wasnt me, here's the dumb b

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'preciate it!

>>572411180
Ah okay ya, i wasn’t thinking of positions involving a recapture/kamikaze type move. Is there a way to do it without involving a recapture? I was thinking of a double check where the knight moves to a square that blocks the check.

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>>572414390
I set this one up. So it’s possible just rare.

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>>572414390
There was no recapture in that one but whatever.
You can do it without a capture, yes

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>>572415127
I assumed you were talking about this position in the video posted earlier.

>>572415356
And you'd be right.

Does Kasparov kind of look like Obama to any of you?

>>572415849
Yes I meant capture, not recapture. You weren’t able to figure that out?

>>572421181
I felt so, that's why I answered that question.

>>572410519
Black needs to kill himself and/or read Reassess Your ChessOr maybe just switch to f4

>>572413246
This black guy was also retarded.

Why do people play these d4d5 systems where they do nothing? Black pushed his kingside pawns and then did absolutely nothing the rest of the game and then played like a 509

>>572422794
You playing tonight?

>>572425698
Who do you think I am?

>>572426612
I'd prefer not to reveal it publicly. Care for a quick game and chat?
https://lichess.org/Mf8dkNMN

>>572427189
Someone else joined, unfortunately. Would have enjoyed playing with you again. It's been quite a long while.

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I just raped catmixer 2-2 before he sperged out about me impersonating someone he decided was me

>>572432139
I adopted you yesterday, 10 wins in a row. You’re my son now.

anyone sometimes rewatch the danya speedruns and cry that he's forever gone

He is in a better place now

Necro

>>572436704
Bump

Rook on f7 there is no mate

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>>572432139
You’re so weird. You get a kick out of larping as other people do you?

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What is going on with chess players?

This type of aging cannot be normal.

Bishop on e5 pawns on d4 and f4 there is no mate

>>572438697
Who’s the ugliest top player? Money buys youth.

>>572438341
>>572438438
Knight on f8 no mate
>>572438670
>what is expect elephant?

>>572439283
You can’t inspect elephant on an iPhone you absolute moron.

>>572439381
Cope troonboy also dilate /pol/yp

>>572439786
Next time don’t impersonate people.

Noob here, can anyone tell me why you would ever want to open with pawn to d3 or e3 as white or respond with a one square pawn move as black? Or hell, ever move your pawns only one square instead of two for the first move of said pawn? Thanks. I've just never seen any real reason to do this (though I am very inexperienced)

I sometimes dream that Danya is still alive, making videos like nothing ever happened. He’s smiling, his wit and charm beaming through the screen, bathing me in its warm glow. And for a brief moment, the world feels whole again.
Suddenly I wake up.
And I cry.
Oh Danya, why?
Why’d you have to go and die?

Danya in my dreams.
Morning steals him once again.
My tears know the truth.

>>572441240
Never have never will you rascal. (danya used to use that word.)

>>572442375
>why you would ever want to open with pawn to d3 or e3 as white
You shouldn't, really. Maybe in bullet if you're high enough rated that you need to care about avoiding opening theory but if you have to ask you shouldn't. b3 is probably the only version that gets played at high level.
>respond with a one square pawn move as black
There are a lot of very solid opening systems where this works. Generally you will either use it to prepare d5/e5 yourself (e.g. 1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 for the Caro-Kann or 1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 for the French) or to attack white's center with your pieces very quickly with something like g6 Bg7 c5 Nc6.

>Or hell, ever move your pawns only one square instead of two for the first move of said pawn
Moving a pawn forward weakens squares behind/beside it. It's not inherently a good thing to advance pawns. But just recklessly pushing pawns forward will create weak squares for your opponent to plant pieces or cause the too-far-advanced pawn to become a long term weakness. At least in the opening, you mostly don't want to advance pawns unless you have another pawn next to it that can advance alongside it or defend it in an advanced position (as with anything in chess there are exceptions, but suffice to say you shouldn't just launch pawns forward just because you can)

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>>572443351
He said it so often it became his catchphrase.

>>572444297
What is that website? I saw ogreboy using it I think.

>>572444846
https://filmot.com/
It’s the first one I found, there’s probably better sites for crawling YouTube subtitles than it.

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Fuck.

>>572444987
Ah thanks.

>>572445445
Talk about a Freudian slip. He couldn’t stop thinking about meth, he kept mixing it up with the word mate. “It’s meth on f8” “Checkmeth”

>>572436704
Amazon

The GM who I try to imitate is Simon Williams

>>572442375
Like there other guy said, it's not really "good" but the opening doesn't really matter, especially at lower levels. Some people just like to play that way.

I know that I've lost game where the opponent plays something like 1. e3, I try too hard to punish it, and I end up losing because I overextend

Beautiful day for a game of chess

>>572469407
Kek ain't no way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZMMl63pbV4 [Embed]
BASED

I've noticed a lot of people play not to lose in OTB. You see a lot of 1.d4/QGD, Chudo-Kann, and etc.

I think it works to your advantage to play more aggressive openings because they're less common in rated tournaments.

In my Dutch games, I feel like my opponents look when more uncomfortable than online, where they'll blitz out the entire opening as if it's the easiest thing in their life.

I'm assuming a lot of people just don't take that much risk in their OTB games so people don't prep it so much

>>572469407
why is it called that

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I like this one

>>572477805
I found it! I’m getting better at spotting this pattern in my games

>>572463336
And so on and so on

>>572476109
Favoured by low elo Indians I suppose.

>>572469407
>at least 2 anons thought this was real
grim

>>572485729
It is real, get on with he times, gramps.

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>>572489141

>>572474039
Is Caro-Kann really playing not to lose? White has a bunch of very sharp options against it and even the "boring" choices lead to imbalanced pawn structures where black has a ton of play on the queenside. It's not very tactical compared to other options at first but in my experience if white doesn't push hard for a win or some sort of kingside initiative then black will usually get a comfortable advantage, so games often get very aggressive and tactical.

Listening to a great democrat anti miga podcast while playing

>>572485729
>he thinks the samefag is two people
this is kind of like when that guy made fun of him for not knowing bump limit, it's just trolling anyways

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>missed mate in 5 here
Holy cringe

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>played Qh7# here instead of g7#
Were reaching cringe levels here that shouldn't even be possible

>>572502470
>Missing a pawn mate
I know how that feels, anon. Take a day off from chess and take a walk in your nearest forest. Trust me, it will get better.. Eventually.

>>572406964
>Didn't get the joke
>Realized I read it right to left
Guess I'm mangabrained now.

Has anyone here really been as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like chess?

Anyone near the chess spot in NYC? Meet me there in an hour.

>>572511745
What's our code word? I'll probably be in a jean jacket.

Listen to democrats, deny rematches, abort indians, repeat positions 2.5 times, we chessin here

https://youtu.be/EEESoSw164w [Embed]

Any of you goys watch this guy's videos? This series on rook endgames seems good

>>572511949
Are you here?

>>572517726
What's the exact place again?

>>572518304
Exact long lat please

>>572518426
What's this mean?

>accidentally played against a shitsraeli
Damnit. At least I crushed him

>>572519442
There's nothing wrong with being Jewish

>>572519817
Boycott divest sanction means chess.com games too

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Imagine getting destroyed this badly. Just another day at the office for an englundtard

>>572477805
nice. reminds me of that famous Nezhmetdinov deep queen sac game's end

Been playing pretty well today. Feeling good, confident.

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>>572494785
Counterpoint.

Alua went full chud today.

>>572529848
Ridiculously based.
Im off to force perpetuals and grab a few ELO my queen

>>572527661
watch out boys we got a slayer in the general

>>572527661
Other way around for me, rip elo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQPFOeUSdDY [Embed]

I like this video idea

>>572533935
Very based

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>>572530642
I feel like you replied solely to bump. I question your devotion to the queen. I hate fake worshippers man only real worshippers allowed. You’re not the other Aluachad I can just tell.

>>572539165
Heaven must be missing an angle

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>>572540330
Just shut the hell up man yeah she is always acutely aware of where the camera is and uses optimal angles to maximize her appearance but that’s a skill unto itself show some goddamn respect

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_poker_terms#AngleShooting

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>>572539165
Im Aluachad number 3, thanks for checking in

>>572542556
>doesn't even have it saved in the original 8345x6506 quality
fuck you dude

>>572542029
Optimal angels*

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>>572542556
Aluachad number 2 here. That guy was not me yeah.

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>>572546438
Now this guy is authentic. This guy right here is a real ball-knower.

>>572547490
>>572546438
At least you moved on from pink posting

>>572549508
She's not even close to done. In 3 years she will be GOAT-tier.

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>>572549508
>>>572546438 (You)
I never pinkposted.

Where can I learn to play this i dont know where to start from. I know how every piece moves.

>>572552410
I can train you for free

>>572551454
You’re clearly the pink poster but okay

>>572552410
John bartholomew chess fundamentals youtube

>>572552410
Watch jrobi chess and chessnetwork on YouTube

>>572550052
In chess I mean obviously.

>>572554869
What’s happening in 3 years

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I’m trying out a King’s Indian-Chudo;Kann-Dutch hybrid

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>>572557521
Who the fuck were these guys

>>572557521
I like the set. Good choice anon.

http://live.shogi.or.jp/kisei/kifu/97/kisei202607010101.html
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogi
The third game of the 97th Kisei title match is being played, between Sota Fujii (sente, the Kisei title holder) and Shinichiro Hattori. The time control is 4 hours per player, and the match is a best of five (Fujii leads 2-0)
The opening of this game was bishop exchange, with Hattori adopting a right-side king setup.

>>572558976
Thanks man I was pretty happy with how >>42029 came out

aluasimp is the second worst faggot I've ever seen plague /chess/

Is Lichess import game analysis acting up for anyone else?

what would yall do if i contacted my NSA and janny friends and made a collage of the faces of /chess/ like a group photo

>>572562202
>second
I despise him more than catmixer or any schizo, simps are so pathetic

>>572567657
Catmixer is also a simp though and he also samefags and talks about himself in the third person.

>>572569654
For all his faults catmixer gets laid, obsessing over women you have never met to that degree is something only the loneliest incels can do

>>572562202
Which one?

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Is he based for once?

>>572587374
does he play the alapin

>>572463336
Have you done any successful google play card scams yet?

Former 1200 rapid 15+10 chess.com who reverted back to 1100 here. Is Levy's Caro-Kann course shit? And if the answer is yes, why exactly is that?

>unironically referring to him as Levy
it sure is summer here

>>572592182
I'm a new friend and also NTA. What should I call him?

>>572591982
Just play the Sicilian

>>572592182
Is International Master Mr. L. Rozman's Caro-Cann course shit? And if the answer is yes, why exactly is that?

>>572559128
Fujii won in 87 moves, winning the Kisei title for the seventh year in a row.
the next major title match to begin is the Oi match, the first game of which will be played 7/4-5.

>>572591982
All his stuff is low effort and massively overpriced because he's famous
Moreover it's pointless to waste money on any opening course at your rating, lichess analysis of your games with the database open is all you need
Use the time you would have wasted on memorizing openings to do puzzles instead

Beautiful day for chess

>>572597309
wagies won't leave me alone this morning:/

>>572598797
How so?

>>572601241
They want me to work instead of doing my tactics book...

>>572601283
Isn’t it a holiday?

>>572601510
He's a shitmerican subhuman

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>>572602407
post ac

>>572603330
I’m so North American I have two ACs for my 4 1/2. A main unit and one just for the bedroom to get it extra cold at night.

Imagine if this shitmerican didn't vote for kamala. I'd literally kill myself

https://youtu.be/MdzOua59Fxw?si=f114zOKQ8a2UESbm [Embed]
New Jesse kinooooo

>>572607229
>do puzzles and think really hard

saved you an hour

>>572607540
>after you play a game, look at it but this time think harder about it

Gonna switch to blitz (from bullet) to learn the sicilian and have enough time to think

>>572592182
stop taking the fucking bait oh my gosh this is larpov like levels of getting baited. unless

>>572612015
Useless*

>>572612379
nice bait have a (You)

Sindafish vs ding would’ve been better

>>572436704
Barbarian

>>572625534
Necrobumpaditsky

https://youtu.be/tIoVR_srYF4?si=MkbPeqTCUosp7G3j [Embed]
Gukesh, the chess worlds punching bag

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Redditors are seething at Lichess 1700 rated puzzles

>>572625879
The name is appropriate because he used to do bumps off his chess board

>>572587374
Stjepan said he spent 8 hours prepping the opening in this video lol

>>572628740
I mean I saw the line but I concurred that after kh8 im not sure how to win. The position is good yeah but that is not a good puzzle.

>>572629310
lol he was out of book after like 5 moves

>>572631219
Nice draw, your opponent was a total retard when it comes to mating tactics.
I've learned on low elo the opening is everything, nobody knows how to play after the opening and they use their learned pet opening as a crutch. Which is why you should learn the Grob or the Polish opening to throw them off right at the start.

>>572631910
I had no idea the King can attack back which caused me to lose my Rook

>>572631219
Submit this to Levy for guess the elo

>>572632207
My unironic guess : 115 vs 85

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Another perfect bullet game played at super gm accuracy
Why are rapid thinkoid stinkoids so retarded?

Hope you guys are having a chesstastic day

>>572587374
This is by far one of his worst games ever. It's like he is actively regressing lol. /chess/ needs to check it out

>>572634257
>super gm accuracy
93 %
> 1 mistake

Come back when you know how to play chess.

t. Won my first game on chess.com with 100 % accuracy.

>>572636605
lmao you were playing a 200 who was blundering on every move i bet

>>572631219
This can't be real. Even my 200 elo friend who only plays high as a kite is better than this.

>>572592182
>it sure is summer here
that’s an old 4chan meme that refers to loads of newfags showing up during summer. it somehow does not apply to cheatmixer going into samefag mode for a weeks.

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>>572639154
That was my first ever chess game
Webm related is my second (after watching how the game works)

>>572639509
beautiful 0 elo games

>>572552706
>>572555727
these little runs of replies with like 6-7 words capitalized are the samefagger.

>>572639683
Does it really look that bad?

most creepy aspect of the samefagger is he doesn’t know how to not talk like this
>oh really?
>well yeah
>i know but really?
>well yeah
it’s as if he’s had so little real life conversation that his brain works in interjections instead of complete thoughts.

>>572640097
If you aren't trolling it, it looks like the pieces are just being moved around randomly

>>572641260
Genuinely not trolling
And what you call moving the pieces randomly, I call it stalling for them to make a mistake

>>572639509
Dude don't be dumb, you're going to dox yourself one day. It took me two minutes to find your account. Hide all the names from your games next time you post and never say how recently you played them.

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>>572634951
> I started to get scared of this normal position on move ~9 where nothing is happening which requires no analysis to see so I sacced 2 pawns for an imaginary attack and then gave up
Does he actually analyze his games? He doesn't see the most basic tactics when hes showing the lines. He does have some analysis i guess but he doesn't see variations that win for him when hes trying to show theoretical possibilities

>>572641535
He's such a prep baby. He didn't get something he memorized and played like a 1000 lol

>>572642383
Can't even call him a prepbaby, he didnt prep for castles on move 5 or whatever. He found 1 idea in 1 line and when his opponent played 2 normal obvious moves that weren't those he got scared. Move your bishop and knight and castle, dudes so caught up in opening theory he cant just do that

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>>572641535
>>572642383
>>572642984
what too much opening prep does to a mf

>>572637817
Well you're kinda right, some 800 pajeet with the Ranjeet attack blundered his queen to my e5 pawn on the 5th move.

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Stjepansisters, our response? He's getting dragged through the mud by Memeteam now.

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>>572644629
Hello MossadAgent nice post.

>>572642984
Live by the prep die by the prep

brb going to use my 30 accounts to boost his comment to the top

>>572639937
No. But it’s strange you target genuine posts and not these actual throwaway trash posts: >>572625879
Any particular reason?

done, should be top comment forever now kek

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Take all the pieces you want senpai
Knight on f8 there is no mate, just moving stuff til you flag
>bullet

>>572646008
Maybe he will take the advice to heart seeing its overwhelming support

>>572645139
Greetings memeteamsama. I am back on PC now. I deleted my previous reply to reply from here. Your comment is now boosted to the top and should stay there.

>>572647297
He's gonna double down on memoorizing even more opening theory thinking this is never going to happen again if he just memoorizes more.

>>572647884
It wouldn't even be as bad if he just stuck to a repertoire. It's the obsession with memorizing every possibility for each new opponent lol

I think it makes him feel like a GM so he won't stop