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I scream like a little bitch then turn around and scream some more

>I scream like a little bitch then turn around and scream some more
Turns out, its a hallusoynation. You try and find your meds, but then someone knocks on your front door.

I yell out, asking who's at my door as I cautiously approach it. This is so heckin' scary that I pray to science as I near the door.

>I yell out, asking who's at my door as I cautiously approach it. This is so heckin' scary that I pray to science as I near the door.
Turns out its the pizza delivery guy who asks 120 dollars for an extra large pizza. And the sheriffs office deputy. The deputy hands out a flier that says rapeson went missing from Alabama state prison from his death row, and went to Sacramento through Sierra Nevada mountain range. Next day. You have recently obtained a Coalifornia gun permit and now can buy the newest Remington 870 shotgun approved by the CIA, Mossad, and ATF, specifically designed for shooting up synagogues with 10 GPS trackers and a self destruction mechanism. You can either waste your life savings on buying it for self defense or, keep the money.

After some careful consideration, I decide to purchase the shotgun. Guns are scary, but Rapeson is scarier.

>After some careful consideration, I decide to purchase the shotgun. Guns are scary, but Rapeson is scarier.
You have now obtained it and locked it in a new world order approved self destruction, camera using, gps tracker mounted 10 ton weighing firearm safe. You wasted all of your welfare and food stamp money but atleast you can defend yourself from rapeson. You go back to sleep and hear glass breaking midnight. What are you doing?

I nearly wet my pants out of pure terror as I awake, but remember I just bought a shotgun recently. I go to fetch it from the safe, hands shaking in fear.

>I nearly wet my pants out of pure terror as I awake, but remember I just bought a shotgun recently. I go to fetch it from the safe, hands shaking in fear.
You see a nigger in a hood with a flashlight in the window of your room and a tall fat figure behind him with black eye sockets meaning rapeson is here. In coalifornia killing a BIPOC for self defense is le bigoted and illegal and would end up in a 100% fauci approved gender affirming tested therapy and 10 years in the portal to niggerhell, but there is also 'apeson behind xim which means either xe is with 'apeson or 'apeson took it as an opportunity. You can call ze glowies like a great and law abiding civillian and get possibly arrested for harrasement on an armed nigger intruder in coalifornia, but you dont know about the 2nd part of the law if you can call ze glowies.

first adventure thread in like half a year WAOWWWWWWWWW

>>1024282
I try to reason with the nigger, I initially think that niggers are stupid enough to be tricked, but this is a heckin' unwholesome and le bigoted thought, so I slowly back up to try and find my phone. As I do, I tell the nigger that Rapeson is out for both of us, and that I'm not the problem here.

>>>1024282 (You)
>I try to reason with the nigger, I initially think that niggers are stupid enough to be tricked, but this is a heckin' unwholesome and le bigoted thought, so I slowly back up to try and find my phone. As I do, I tell the nigger that Rapeson is out for both of us, and that I'm not the problem here.
The 'apeson got really close to the nigger. Right before the 'ape, you run downstairs and you have right now 3 options.
1. Hide in ze closet with your 100% approved cia mossad Remington 870 shotgun
2. Take ze brick phone on the kitchen table into ze closet.
3. Run outside and yell for help, but dis could be potentially seen as disturbing ze peace and sheeeit

>>1024496
I figure I might as well get the most value out of my shotgun, I paid a lot for it after all, so I hide in ze closet with it.

>>>1024496 (You)
>I figure I might as well get the most value out of my shotgun, I paid a lot for it after all, so I hide in ze closet with it.
You hide in the closet near the kitchen. The deputy did say 'apeson can cause 'teens to hallucinate, but you hear nothing but it also seems hes near, You can either prepare ze to shoot, or run out of the house with a shotgun, but you do not have an open carry Coalifornia approved license which means the police can use bibisi launchers on you and possibly get you killed. There is no way you can hide there in the closet eternally doe

I prepare to shoot. As much as I enjoy bibisi, I do not want to be killed.

>I prepare to shoot. As much as I enjoy bibisi, I do not want to be killed.
It is daylight by now, and nothing ever happens yet. You can notify ze police or you can stay inside due to the fact 'apeson isnt necessarily inactive at day, infact, most rape happens at day. You're also sleep deprived. You can put on blackface makeup to get more chances of getting police because le BIPOC voice, but you can get arrested for not eating ze bugs and identity theft due to the fact Jartycuck lives in the neighborhood.

>>>1024675 (You)
>>Go into the sewers. Like with no particular goal in mind.
(continuation of ze story o algo)
You go into ze sewers, and it smells like shit there obviously. You also see that everything here is destroyed. There is also nothing in the shadows (probably???????)

>>>1024710 (You)
>>Figure out where that smell's coming from.
It is coming from the left tunnel, it also smells even worse now, and youre also covered in shit now. The tunnel leads to a dead end with a small pipe, presumably going from someone's house. Also, you hear footsteps echoing thru the sewers, but dont be scared of 'apeson, you have a shotgun.

kino soyventure

Aight. OP here, I'll go right now, can someone else continue ze story.

back, let's continue ze soyventure

thread died down o algo, should I revive on /soy/?

bump

bump

nu thread made on soy, can any giga archive dis

actually, stay on dis thread

>>1024740
Pleasure myself with the shotgun

Also BUMP!

>>>1024740
>Pleasure myself with the shotgun.
after shoving the shotgun up there, you have got an STD from the sewers due to the fact, well, its dirty there, obviously.

bump

>>1025331
after getting the STD, summon Jimbo for advice on how to remove the STD

>>1024710
Ask the three headed chud about his injured left foot