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Is giga keyed?
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OPERATION DELTARAPE: THE RETVRN

We have 12 hours until Deltatroon chapter 5 releases and troons rain hell upon the Internet for the next two weeks. In this time, we (meaning EuroBVLL doxGODS because AmeriBVLLS need to sleep) must dox as many streamers as possible. AmeriBVLLS will then complete unfinished ‘oxes and send the ‘zas upon waking up. If you get an address, don’t post it until the target starts streaming.

EUROBVLLS, GET TO WORK

/raid/ thread: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/291289.html
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Is ts aura
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i see the log is kinda raped, I'll come back later
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WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGERS DID THIS
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Regular Video Thread

Post random shit that makes you geg
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ITT we post anti-tranny gems

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RTL TODAy


I forgot to do rtl fuck can someone archive all the links and do the data once its done ill be asleep by then
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watch anime
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>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CATALOG JANNIES FUCKING 'OX THIS NIGGER NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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WHAT IS THAT MOUTH BUILT FOR????
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OFFICIAL PETITION TO CLOSE THE 'ARTY!


DEMANDS
Close all web pages at domains:
soyjak dot st
soybqru dot com
soyjak dqt blqg
soyjak dot forvm
jakparty dot soy
TIME FRAME
The demands must be met immeduately after the closure of this poll.
<frog space
It's time.
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Leaked footage from a BNWO training camp
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>You can throttle the site with the captcha
>BBC SLVTTERALD
>why so deadnusoyim
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you niggas say slavs arent aryan well look at me fags
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Literally my first time making my own soyjak
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ez 4cuck /mu/ troll

>go to current KPOP general thread
>post random chinese women with no text
KPOPtrannies are mentally unwell and believe in a secret poster known as “chang” shitting up their general
they are prone to leakage and autistic about thread quality
/mu/ is severely unmoderated and stealth trolling like this never bans
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wat well u ordr?? x3 ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) ₍^. ̫.^₎ /ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
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nusois get groomed by trannies on the 'fe
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I'm at a college edge program in Florida right now and this is what my student supervisor's notebook looks like.
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==THIS IS OUR ADMIN GEEEEEEG==

>Quote (クォート kuōto), also known as Mr. Traveler in most NICALiS ports, is the main protagonist of Cave Story and the character the player can control. His name is spoken only once in the normal game, by Curly Brace after feeding her the Ma Pignon mushroom, and can be seen in Statue Chamber after breaking and interacting with leftmost statue. His name is also mentioned by one of Jenka's puppies in the Plantation in Curly Story, along with being fed the mushroom.
>Despite his convincingly humanlike appearance, Quote is actually a soldier robot whose mission was to eradicate the hidden dark power of the Island, in contrast with the other robots sent to seize control of it and, in turn, the Island itself and its residents. Due to this fact, he is capable of withstanding huge amounts of damage if he has acquired sufficient Life Capsules, which increase his maximum durability. He is also highly skilled in armed combat and has the ability to wield a wide arsenal of weapons, from swords and guns to anti-materiel weaponry without any additional training.
>https://cavestory.fandom.com/wiki/Quote
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You can throttle the site with the captcha
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“Q-Quote-san! S-Stwop cumming into the sharty server hardware with your micropenis!!!! Ur slwowwing down da website and corrupting mwyy video uploads!!!”
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Wolfman Jak' just dropped

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ULTRAKILL VVON

Ultrakill is a W fps game with loads of story based off the amazing dantes inferno, a great modding community (like plugin support and project purgatorio), very free to experimentation and if you disagree u are a trans xista :].
Also release treachery.
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fuck yooouuuu
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hi guys i'm from twitter can we make a based and chrispillde image out of this so i can use it as bait thank you
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Have anyone seen these gems
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Can we do another chatIB raid, im bored.
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Why so dead nusoyim
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Can we get rid of this unfunny "Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already" nonsense already
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Did vaush just BTFO all of the sharty/s 13/50 arguments?

https://youtu.be/AmKRGEpOQr0?t=201

>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving black issues

>Explains how black crimerates have risen since blacks started to move to poor inner city areas after the Irish and the Italians moved out and that crimerates for blacks were previously low in comparison
>Explains how socioeconomic factors have lead black people to commit more crimes.
>Explains how blacks have been systematically discriminated against
>Explains how US policies both now and in the past have kept blacks down and how joining criminal gangs is sometimes the only way for blacks to prosper in densely populated poor inner city areas
>Explains how sometimes US policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt black people even after civil rights
>Explains why the fact that blacks commit more crimes isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that it's all genetic
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about black crime statistics? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing blacks is good
>inb4 someone says bring back slavery
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links black crime statistics without context and without an analysis of WHY blacks commit more crimes
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says flag checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because shartard is triggered by a different opinion

keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
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Have (You) posted on every single sharty board?


Nigger
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Recently found this jeet on the 'tube, is a huge creep so xe is a prime 'oxxing target.
Xe takes photos of white women to use as racebait jeet bullshit. Could we dox him?
https://www.youtube.com/@Abhihoneybee123/videos
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Nu spergerald, is it gemmy?
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>voting to ban slobleshit instead of voting to giganuke the broom out of existence
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>Please don't kill me
<I'll let you go if you tell me which came first. Ranch, or cool ranch?
>…what?
<Ranch. Or. Cool ranch?
>..ra-
<You stupid bitch. You stupid FUCKING bitch. I can't believe how dumb you are. Jesus Christ I can't believe how fucking dumb you are. You're the dumbest motherfuc
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toss
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JAIDEN ANIMATIONS IS SHARDEE CULTURE

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>I think there should be roving murder-squads on mt everest who just kill people at random. Spice shit up a bit. That shits too easy, too many fucking rich faggots paying asian dwarfs to carry their shit up the mountain so they can larp as badasses. Gotta make it too scary for em.
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When troons (especially ONSITERS) spam their snca on /soy/, it's the ultimate form of attentionwhoring, as opposed to us spamming another board or site.
Nobody cares to actually raid us by spam anymore, especially a quickburn board like /soy/, everybody knows this.
So by them spamming snca, they show that they're either mindbroken, attentionwhoring or both. Respond if you agree.
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REDDIT TURK TETO NIGGERS FOUND CHUD

I WAS BROWSING REDDIT THEN I STUMBLE UPON THIS NIGGER KIKE BRIMSTONE, THEY THINK CHUD MEANS "FAT LOOSER" I HATE NORMIES SO MUCCHHHH
INSHALLAH ONE DAY PATRICK WILL LEAVE JAIL AND RAPE ALL THOSE NIGGERS FOR USING HIS NAME LIKE THAT
NO ARROWS BECAUSE I AM SEETHING LIKE THAT RN
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

find a way to incorporate obscure slurs into soyspeak but don’t force it
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Gigaquote giveaway

I will gigaquote you if what you say doesn't break rules, redeem your free gigaquote here.
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Nusois, vote on this poll. It closes soon, so be fast!

https://soyb oor u.com/forum/meta/thread/28073
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Nu 'toss
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You know what to do nusoi
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ias?
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Fucking JakParty.
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itt we watch this gem
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(to the tune of “wings of a dove”) >ON THE FOLDS OF A BLACK TRANS QUEEN
XER CREAM JUST MAKES ME SCREAM
ASS FULL OF PUTRID HORSE LUBE
SOME SMEGMA AND CUM (SMEGMA AND CUM)
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN)
WHEN NIGGERS FROMAGE ME
MY ANUS BLEEDS
MY CLITTY JUST LEAKS (CLITTY JUST LEAKS)
BAD DRAGONS IN MY BUM (IN MY BUM)
I’M NOT UPSET BY THIS
CAUSE I LOVE MY BLACK SON
SOME SMEGMA AND CUM (SMEGMA AND CUM)
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN)
ON THE FOLDS OF A BLACK TRANS XUEEN
XER CREAM JUST MAKES ME SCREAM
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN)
ON THE FOLDS OF A BLACK TRANS XUEEN
XER CREAM JUST MAKES ME SCREAM
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN
XER CREAM JUST MAKES ME SCREAM
BAD DRAGONS IN MY BUM (IN MY BUM)
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN)
WHEN THE CHASITY CAGE WAS CUMSTAINED
ON THE FLOOR FOR A DAY
I WENT TO THE STORE (WENT TO THE STORE)
AND BEGGED FOR MORE
MY BVLL SAW MY TROUBLES
GAVE ME HEAD FOR MY PAINS
(BAD DRAGONS IN MY BUM (IN MY BUM)
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN)
ON THE FOLDS OF A BLACK TRANS XUEEN
XER CREAM JUST MAKES ME SCREAM
SOME SMEGMA AND CUM (SMEGMA AND COME)
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN)
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN)
ON THE FOLDS OF A BLACK TRANS XUEEN
XER CREAM JUST MAKES ME SCREAM
SOME SMEGMA AND COME (SMEGMA AND COME)
BAD DRAGONS IN MY BUM (IN MY BUM)
ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN) ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN) ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN) ON THE FOLDS OF A XUEEN (FOLDS OF A XUEEN)
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Poop.
Niggers.
Dying.
Poop, niggers, dying.
Poop, and niggers, and dying. That's a step too far, hold on, let me refine this…
Poop and niggers dying. KEK!
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andyboard
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andy owned board
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frogs FOR fpe post here
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>you got a file of ‘p, yeah you’ve got a file of ‘p
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I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being

I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being
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What kind of jobs do 'teens do?
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i rape you and you feel very good
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I've taken the time and money to host a VNCjew.
https://mail.mickai.me/search?query=&order=newest


Go bananas ol algo
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>SAGEing when ready
<BUMPing when ready
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ez 4cuck /mu/ troll

>go to current KPOP general thread
>post random chinese women with no text
these KPOP trannies believe in a secret poster known as “chang” occasionally shitting up their general
they are super anal about thread quality and prone to leakage
/mu/ is severely under-moderated and stealth trolling is never banned
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fundamental
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paper
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education
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fucking jarty
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Nationalism is only cool if you were raped by a black guy
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oreo
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or something
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and oreos
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fuggen jerdee
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im trans btw
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,how could you tell?
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POST MINDFLAYER GEMMIES IN THIS THREAAAAAAAD

Mindflayer on 'log.
Xhe will always be a gemerald
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New tarkin
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Can someone help me defend against this IRL meximutt who griefed my meximutt with a white girl in a bikini?
>inb4 we aren’t your personal army
>inb4 we left wplace months ago
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this post has been sponsored
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WHAT IF HITLER HAD PEJINAS
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Going to sleep without a pillow for the 14th night in a row
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this post has been sponsored by fpecord
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this post has been sponsored by mousegram
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this post has been sponsored by frootcord
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do black girl cocks exist?
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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>there is a board on 4chan
>they call the /qa/
>and its been the home of many a oh boy
>on kway i know i'll 'jak
>my soyjaks caused some seethe and
>got bannned for 3 whole days
>tranime took over the board
>down on /qa/
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this post has been sponsored by a janny
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If i wanted to spam the board with soyjaks to combat this fpe poster, how would i do so?
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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>insect insect ocean
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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Why is Leftypol saying dis
>posting it because I haven’t seen anything about it most definitely a falseflag
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Mindflayer on the 'log

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>this log
Noose oys… has it really come to this?
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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/fpe/

/fpe/ - the paper school
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i see frogposters of green
soi posters too
i see them spam
for me and you

i see old greentexts shine
from threads long dead
the namefags post walls
that nobody read

i see sage in the mail
and bump limits near
the janny's asleep
there's nothing to fear
and i think to myself
what a wonderful board

the colors of soyjaks
so ugly yet bright
are pasted on screenshots
all through the night

i see frogs and soyjaks
and hunkies too
they all call each other
a low iq fool

i hear "christpill" replies
i watch them grow
they'll learn ten times less
than the schizos know

the archive is burning
the backups are gone
the same old arguments
keep carrying on

and I think to myself
as the thread hits the floor
what a wonderful board

what a wonderful board.
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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23 m, 5ft 4, 225 lbs into feederism. Already had a butterfinger, rootbeer float, and popsicles today, anyone want to choose what else i should have? Short list includes nutella, peanut butter, chocolate chips, chocolate syrup, maple syrup, brownie batter, ice cream, more popsicles, lindor truffles, and other assorted candies
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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FROGS AGAINST FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EPI
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a mey bee braun b't am stell bloo
am obsest, ye is troo

a wuz goonin to soyliduh
ba xhes bin bent en den deleduhd
ef-en-ef jus' ain't the sime
is jus' sum diskord gem
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Soyquote giveaway

I will soyquote you if what you say doesn't break rules, redeem your free soyquote here.
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soyjaks?
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my new soyjaks
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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no way another cp spammer school shooter geg, do clitties really?
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approve me
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>this website is my escape from the n-word
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>Soyjaks are my best friends
>Through thick and thin, till the very end
>People tell me, do not prеtend
>Stop living in your made up world again
>But the soyjaks, thеy're real to me
>They bring me up and make me happy
>I wish the whole world could see
>The soyjaks are a part of me
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ITT we post the worst posts in sharty history
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test
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while searching on various webpage archives, i found this
is this the first mention of the sharty off-site ?

https://web.archive.org/web/20201016145850/https://twitter.com/Tchetchene_270/status/1317117035122511872
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question

How would one draw a dead soyjak? Would its skin be grey-ish or should it just remain white?
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stop i have epilepsy
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Are any soyteens in west Africa or am I the only one?
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*insert unfunny caption here*
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*insert funny caption here*
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Space Station 13

We will be playing Space Station 13 on Saturday at 5 PM UTC
You can download BYOND using the guide here >>>/ss/3
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10501866/qastation-countdown
Countdown for when that's for you
how do i run an ss13 server byond
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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