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Pooping

Been on the toilet for 2 hours now. Trying to get this shit out slow n steady

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so someone said i must make a thread about what i actually topic wanted to talk about if i actually want a chance of people taking to me, so i am making ts thread to say that i want to talk to anyone about minecraft if anyone else wants to talk about it? or something

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coalin up da log
♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠

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poop and farting shits

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When is /soy/ going to realize that femboys are better than women? :3c

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→Using an actual arrow rather than that typical one

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How do i make domains

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somephono jak this

somephono jak the radio host and make starmer a giga

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OPERATION NEVER GOON

Okay chuds, I've decided to finally commit to a christpilled NOFAP like the giga nevergooner I am, and i need (You)r help. Every reppey in this thread will be one day of not cooming, and i swear on Cobson that i will follow through with it. NEVER GOON

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rape woman

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soyteens fighting the catywhipe with actual gems instead of complaining about it

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FPE tranny joolicker plant detected

You know what to do
<Nusoi you forgot your reddit spacing

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nu 'cake

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did i skip /qa/ raid

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Petition to shut down the broom

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And kitkats

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Gemmy videos thread

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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It won't fuck itself, nusoi.

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I have never posted on the 'cuck. NuGODS vvon.

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fat mid ugly 'bisexual' women who also somehow date a mid ugly often fat bisexual woman are the female equivalent of chudcels downloading grindr to have someone to cuddle witb

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could anyone tell me the name of this girl from a 2023 sharty banner?

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does anyone wanna talk i wanna talk because people are being too incomprehensible and saying things that dont make sense, they said it's dead but how can it be dead when for something to be dead it has to be alive in the first place i don't understand, can someone talk to me please?

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"Using quotation marks to quote"

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I LOVE WAR!! I LOVE WHEN WE FIGHT EACHOTHER!!

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FIGHT COAL WITH GEMS!!

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lets rape this wiki
https://fridaynightfunking.fandom.com

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how many femboys use this site?~ ;3

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rape and kill qoot to death

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What's the square of 125 multiplied by by 640 nusoi?

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basedjak.party
remember who you are

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bibisi

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hi is anyone there or is it just me? when i use t his site everyone else vaanishes and ignores me why are you so mnean to me?

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stop raiding /qa/ it's a wholesome board!

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when the sharty shuts down i will make a grave for it
nusois get to decide where it is

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In the world of Coal Miner's
Family Matters…

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janny finally woke up

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ITT we search up pepe on 'tok

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catty is looking very… circular

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I'm glad the fpecord spammers are doing what they're doing. Either the trannyjannies get their act together or instead of a slow painful demise we get a nice clean end to the dying website.

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Do soybigots really? KEEEEK keep being obsessed with transGODS

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Coal Miner vvon

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Do new northumbrians really?!?!

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Is giga gem?

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Depressed ‘eens, how much do hotlines glow? Asking for this penguin I’m carrying

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just won 2 quid on a scratchy get up boys

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MY FUCKING SIDES PREDDITORS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NONONONONONO KEEEEEEEEEEEK IMAGINE BEING SUCH A GORILLA NIGGER OBAMACARE APE THAT YOU ACTUALLY TRUST THE OPINIONS OF CIA SPAM BOTS AS ADVICE FOR PARENTING KILL YOURSLEF NOW

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I posted the thread that started the failraid on qa.

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Toss

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fuggen jerdee

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persona fans when you tell them to play their games

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Is the sharty also broken for you?
>DOCTOOSSSS

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can these jannyshits do something

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Is gta6 going to be bad?

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Smoking on the fucking roads
surviving

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blyatjak.party

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The raped

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>Whaaa whaaaa WAAAAHHHH!!!!
<EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!
*punch kick oof*
<eeeeeeeeehhgggg…
>HEUE HUEH HUEH HEH- HEH HEH!

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thelog

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when I finally finished pissing I pooped a big one and it splashed my whole bottom

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janny

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how has this reddit sharty colony not been nuked from high orbit
https://www.reddit.com/r/rapeson/

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though

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It's NAS…

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North Korean special announcement.

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great, the spam is still here. WHAT ARE THE JANNIES DOING???

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help me niggers I just ate 10 chicken tenders from cfa and my body is starting to get really hot

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Dont posts get deleted if enough people hide them? Shift click the spammers on the 'log NOW

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keeeeeek newfags dont even shit in their chairs and leave it to crust

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I like wojaks but Im not into the nigger worship thing

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cat gods won

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Found this nigga yesterday

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miss circle molested me

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why are older milf suck the hardest?

you never see younger women in general sucking as enthusiastically and transpire a form of discuss but older milfs always suck and swallow like it's a smoothie to them

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This is fpe.party now

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Do any of you 'teens play Create Aeronautics? I'm not an engineer irl or anything but I am liking it so far

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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DUUUUUUUUUUUDE WATER!!!!!

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Prevent wasting your time and cease using soyjak party for a while as it is currently being spammed with bait

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Holy snca useless nigger war

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jus shuddy town

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Even wikipedia is woke…

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*RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP*

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I am unaffiliated with /qa/ or any other offsite entities. I am myself.

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In 2019 billie eilish made a fake twitter account pretending to be a transgender 19 year old and tried to be my friend and then she ghosted me after we became close friends and never apologized for it. So i blocked her and then she made a second account pretending to be a different person who insulted me for blocking the first person. Then she made 5 accounts one pretending to be a pervert to make me uncomrortable. The second pretended to be a racist and the third pretended to be a homophobe. And the fourth pretended to be an extremist and the fifth pretended to be nice but homosexual. Then she made 10 more accounts to steal information about me and then she made 20 more accounts to make me uncomfortable and gaslight me and then she made another 35 more accounts to tell me to kill myself and now she reads all my posts on 4chan including this one and she is constantly watching a livestream of my phone and activity and ive never been mean to her once but she does all this stuff to me and then gaslights me to think im the problem, lol.

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What have (you) contributed to TTD?



>oreos

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we rape you

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/w/ - Wholesome

post wholesome gems ITT

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>
<Oh, my mistake, my mistake, my mistake
<Where's my phone? I have to call Omsa now.
^I will make hell.
I want to know.
^Why did you call me? I can help this guy.
Thank you, thank you.
^Draw more red hearts.

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i

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nyaaaaaaaa~

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nyaaaaaa~

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Video thread

Sit back. Breathe in. Post some gemmies. These are trying times nusoigloobuglabba, but just hold on and we can make it through.

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Nyaaaaa~

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nyaaaaaa~

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This log is so ass

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Kogamacord woke up

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…

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and oreos

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Vegjak thread

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kill yourself fpe nigger

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https://soyjakwiki.org/Unpluggening
What the fuck was that. Did Undertale bots really attack the sharty during the Kuz era?

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OK I'm Noah Rowlands I admit it
I'll enjoy the zas and qurans and wahtever the fuck
10052 Darling Road
Ventura, California 93003

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru