Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

Hey Alexa go ahead and play Uptown funk, please and set living room lights to set strobe cybercore and place an order for a large pepperoni pizza from Dominos with cheesy bread and a Coke.

 

[LolcowsESL]

Frijoles

 

[jimbraps]

Thats because I dont like to waste my money on a cheese munching, clitty leaking, Floridian bog wizard.

just say ur broke

 

[Moon Conner Josh]

where are my two friends bob and vagene? pls kindly do the needful by tomorrow morning.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Root beer

 

[Cobblestone]

cobble...at this point just resign and make a splinter. maybe you can show through your moderation of the splinter that you're trustworthy then work back up to being an admin again. this is just embarassing atp

 

[The Mighty Bundus]

i havent had any romantic prospects in over 3 years and its really getting to me...

Take shrooms and then chase women in the woods at night

 

[xXx_Smartest Retard_xXx]

shrooms

Kys shroomcux stop shilling

 

[xXx_Smartest Retard_xXx]

lys shroombvll continue shilling

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

kek

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

Fakecel try 18

try 31

 

[Nameless One]

0:07

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

 

[Gemerson]

I stole the 250000 GET and Cobblestone chimped out so hard that he deleted a ton of my posts and banned me until June 25th.

 

[Liechtenstein]

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I stole the 250000 GET and Cobblestone chimped out so hard that he deleted a ton of my posts and banned me until June 25th.

but...but... look at all these gems.... you stole a GET from one of these glistening fucking gems....

 

[Kerr Avon]

ĉiuj turkoj estas blatoj sub la kalkano de abelo abelo vidu

 

[Gemerson]

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but...but... look at all these gems.... you stole a GET from one of these glistening fucking gems....

You should've seem the log yesterday.

 

[Coberald]

look at all these gems

I see only two

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

everytime I see a sponsor it's always a ShiwiBVLL, total shiwi domination

 

[Gemerson]

I see only two
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Cobblestone deleted the rest. Those are the GETs