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ITT WE RAID STREAMERS ON TWITCH
join this nigger
https://garticphone.com/en/114b44d8
https://www.twitch.tv/upreal_
R: 19 / I: 4

HUNK WON

TOTAL HUNKJAK WIN
R: 114 / I: 66

Nick

What has this guy actually done? Geniunely what has he actually done in his entire career to advance the rightist cause?
R: 28 / I: 19
send me dusty 'jaks to make spinning gifs out of
R: 11 / I: 1
nu 'cake
R: 5 / I: 2
I need to be fucked so badly it literally hurts. I need to suck his cock but its long distance. Fuck why does everything suck so much for mentally ill, ostracized, abused spergtroons like me. If he said he wants to strangle me, I'd smile and not resist.
R: 18 / I: 2
New ias gem
R: 1 / I: 0
Okay
R: 2 / I: 0
On a family reunion trip from hell. I boymode all day and get bullied by my extended family for being a weak autistic faggot, then I lay down and think about being a woman and vored until I fall asleep. I also keep having dreams of getting mauled to death by a bear. I don't know what to do about any of this I just felt like telling someone
R: 208 / I: 49
It won't fuck itself, nusoi.
R: 2 / I: 1
Do christbros really?
R: 12 / I: 2
Does this happen in your country?
R: 15 / I: 6
what do you think of this?
R: 6 / I: 1
Kek i bet nusois cant even follow this HRT guide
R: 623 / I: 110

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 0 / I: 0
Fuck this shit website.
R: 12 / I: 4
>getting nearly hospitalized over a fnf mod about a suicidal disney character
R: 11 / I: 3

Is this jakkable?

R: 2 / I: 0
What is the account of this guy
R: 2 / I: 0
>international tournaments? no siuu for me hermano!
R: 4 / I: 1
R: 5 / I: 0
go gem it up, 'teens
R: 10 / I: 0
Does anyone know how to login to your SoyAccount? I need to manage my Soybanking
R: 17 / I: 2

im a natsoc who's into fandoms

Im a Natsoc man who is into many fandoms😍 like MHA,jjk,danganronpa,vocaloid,dandy's world,hxh,projecct sekai,persona and more. I also love yaoi too😜 as a man it is so good. I luv fandoms as a natsoc who is racial realist and hates jews and isrealians
R: 2 / I: 1
giga thread
R: 10 / I: 1
who winning the twerk off
R: 12 / I: 3
ITT WE RAID A TFR STREAM
right now a match between VERY popular hoi4 youtubers is ongoing in the mod the fire rises, a 1 v 6 being russia vs europe. the reason i'm even posting it here is that this nigga can't moderate his chat and all of the guys leak at spam constantly so it'd be gemmy if we spammed it with our 'pastas
R: 6 / I: 2
every day is just day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day of this hellish fucking misery
i love him but i've wronged him enough that is doesn't even fucking matter at all, no amount of myself sacrificed will ever actually atone for my inherently evil nature, something both in and out of my control, as i am both evil and act upon evil
ruinous torture psychically and psychologically will follow me for the rest of my life and death, for as long as my soul exists it will be tormented and rightfully fucking so
i can't see it as anything else but a consequence of my very existence being a mistake, not due to any human error, but an error of fate itself
ultimately it's apparent my existence should have conceded to his, but since it didn't, my life has to concede to his instead
even still i procrastinate ending my life with another new manipulative excuse that i need to fulfill some sort of sacred promise to him
i'm so fucking evil, i truly do believe that fate itself punished me by bringing my life into existence instead of letting my life and existence concede to his
my existence is a warped and perverted version of his, as is every aspect of myself, and there is no way i will ever be able to atone for that, it is my greatest shame and sin
R: 17 / I: 8
>Do you really think that tiny white pecker will please me? Yuck…
R: 21 / I: 3
Why don't (You) have a boymoder bf?
R: 3 / I: 1
>im trans btw
Nusoi I… Girl
R: 1 / I: 0
i was a church and i saw 2 white moms with BLACK kids with no fathers in sight
>fathers day mass btw GEEEEEEEEEG
R: 3 / I: 2

ITT we larp as chinese on zhoujak.xiaoxi

R: 3 / I: 1
>#SupportRealArtists
R: 0 / I: 0
>AITA?
R: 4 / I: 0
do any qway orginals still post here

im tk47 btw
R: 10 / I: 26
post your pliers i need to expand my folder
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 0
>NO. NO. NO. It’s called POLYAMORY. not CUCKOLDRY.
R: 2 / I: 0
What came before, a tranny or an egg?
R: 0 / I: 0
>End of an era
R: 2 / I: 1
>*knock knock*
>erm tyrone why is the wrestling with my wife taking so long? You’re much stronger than her?
R: 3 / I: 0
What if Eminem had a vagina
R: 49 / I: 7
NEW SAMUEL OLECKI OUT

START GEMMING IT UP AGAIN AND MAKE CLONES GEEEG

https://youtu.be/Cp58TdjGzsk?si=xmnqmTuVxOW55D7f
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How can i bait better?

Post baiting tips ITT
R: 1 / I: 1
NUSOISORERS CAN'T EVEN CAST A BASIC FROST SPELL! KEK!
R: 0 / I: 0
Post ethically-modified Whoahjacks.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
has summer break started already? /soy/ seems pretty active today
R: 3 / I: 1
>just one more bait thread and I'll finally pass as a real woman!
R: 14 / I: 2
Why are you guys hyperfixated on trannies
R: 17 / I: 2
Does anyone else eat sugar straight from the bag and as a result has horrible smelling shit
R: 3 / I: 2
HELLO GEGNAR
R: 3 / I: 3
unreleased nobeidore footage
R: 1 / I: 1
Some jartycuck
R: 0 / I: 0
why is you crackers so obsessed with me anyway
R: 83 / I: 33
Why does so much of the modern far-right love East Asians when they
>sue people over the most giga snca copyright violatipns ever
>mass produce drawn 'p
>had no age of consent laws until 3 years ago
>make shitty slice of life softcore porn slop for subhumans to obsess over
>make the most souless gacha brim to suck shekels out of the gaijin
>constantly whore out women to promote race-mixing
>commit an insane amount of war crimes but have your media industry make people overlook it
>do they scummiest buisness tactics possible to scam western companies
<inb4 tranime gooner shabbos gaijin subhumans defend them eve&doe jews do everything on this list with some variation and any defense of these actions also defend them
R: 4 / I: 0
im jewish

btw
R: 3 / I: 1
hot dod barks nugget bite pizza slices through the night
R: 2 / I: 1

Tumblr is 'p
R: 0 / I: 0
>I've been a lot of things before, but I've never been a giant cracker!
R: 4 / I: 0
>attention grabbing images do not grab my attention anymore
R: 0 / I: 0
When the ANB 67s or something of the like.
R: 12 / I: 1
Can you give me some words of encouragement please I'm feeling down…
R: 2 / I: 1
Soyjaks are ‘p
R: 9 / I: 6
https://hbd.gg/play/

Share your racism score
R: 17 / I: 9
'suki on the log
R: 13 / I: 4

Soda Poll


Choose.
R: 7 / I: 3
>You really want to inhale fermented poop gases? Yikes, that's le heckin bad for you, you know
R: 15 / I: 5

WHO IS THE BETTER VARIANT?


settling this SNCA debate
R: 7 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
R: 9 / I: 1
Nusoi insert your finger 2-3 inches inside your anus aiming towards your belly button and gently press forward and massage your prostate until you get an intense mindbreaking orgasm
R: 7 / I: 3
Hello.
R: 7 / I: 2
QUOTE is a bald retard.
R: 1 / I: 0

ITT: We gigaquote fnf mod songs

>trans rights
R: 3 / I: 2

/soy/

baited nobody award
R: 115 / I: 31
HUNK WON, FIENDCOAL LOST
R: 22 / I: 9
gonna eat mcdonalds
R: 27 / I: 10
There are unironic 37 year old millennial soyboys on this website
R: 8 / I: 2
Hi, here is my penis photo
R: 2 / I: 0
Had a weird dreams some days ago, that was about a group of young teens/men who would dedicate themselves to trying to do speedruns into offices and protected buildings, and they would try to expose and steal confidential papers and secrets to expose corruption and raisin like that. Like they would do shit like parkour to try to get inside the buildings and dodge security guards
<plebbit space
But it was not a single group, it was like multiple descentralized groups that would dedicate themselves to doing that. And I was the leader of one of them, all of them would have different goals and ideologies. My memories are fuzzy but i remember one got detained and sentenced as a example, but idk what happened after. I do remember that we had negotiations with some lady of one of those companies, and we called her a HR hoe or something like that. But I vivibly remember the parts of trying to run around and steal confidential stuff (or take photos of them), kinda like those scientology speedruns
R: 12 / I: 2

nu raid thread

last thread didnt have ids
R: 0 / I: 0
having a hairy chest and ungroomed beard isn't a sign of masculinity, it's a sign that you're an unkept nigger
R: 2 / I: 1

What current Soysphere figures do YOU tolerate? (multiple choice)
R: 6 / I: 1
can #freepalestine help me understand
R: 7 / I: 0
all my life's problem would be fixed if I married a chubby Norwegian foid
R: 1 / I: 1
>i start caring about the sexual attractiveness of a woman the second she turns 21
>before that point I feel 0 attraction towards them
R: 2 / I: 0
+31 6 17108210
Text me on Whatsapp.
I'm waiting.
R: 23 / I: 2
Stop pooping in my mouth and raping me and killing me and molesting me and killing me with a pickaxe and raping me
R: 1 / I: 0
hello
R: 8 / I: 1
does this nigga know about us
R: 2 / I: 1

New ‘toss

R: 8 / I: 2
>RESPOND IN THIS THREAD IF ONLY YOU ARE GAY HOMOSEXUAL
R: 6 / I: 3
I have a twp I am going to kms
R: 7 / I: 2
Message +31 6 17108210 on whatsapp to contact the real cobson!
R: 5 / I: 3
>waiting for women to turn 21 (ethical age) to ethically rape them
R: 2 / I: 0
>MovieBob
R: 1 / I: 1

geggy dad

my father called my sister a nigger because she asked him if it was racist
R: 5 / I: 1
D:
R: 7 / I: 1
jak this with a frog instead
R: 3 / I: 0
GUYS MY WIFES BULLFRIEND PAID FOR MY VASECTOMY
R: 8 / I: 2
>give puberty blockers and hrt to minors
>waow basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased
>and if you disagree youre an alt right neonazi bigot
>and you also will become trans and have sex with valid trans people
>and also youre already trans and gay dont you know
>and also AAAAAAAAACKCKAKCKACKKACKKCAKCKACKKCKCKCKKCKKCKCKCKKCK!!!
R: 2 / I: 1
remove the hourly thread limit (i can just use my phone's hotspot)
remove all the automove wordfilters (i can just replace letters)
remove the "one image can be used as a thread" limit (i can just post its thumbnail)
this has been, and always will be, a spam website
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what fandoms are you in?
R: 2 / I: 1
i am 80 years old and i just got epi'd
R: 5 / I: 1
Some jarty
R: 5 / I: 1
what if 4chan added a soyjak board (/soy/) in 2020?
R: 9 / I: 2
dead nigger board dead nigger site remove all these useless wank boards who the fuck even uses /asp/ /an/ /biz/
R: 2 / I: 2
>y'all
R: 2 / I: 2
frogs, what religion do we follow
R: 1 / I: 0
The 'og is coal eternal holy shit
R: 9 / I: 1
can anyone be my personal therapist and convince me not to troon out?
I had troony thoughts despite being an average soyteen with no cooking skills
I don't wanna be a foid
R: 7 / I: 1
a couple years back there was this one Muslim girl that wanted to fuck me for some reason and years later i wonder if i should've fucked her or not
R: 75 / I: 19
itt we make endings for the sharty
Best Ending: The sharty shutted down and all of the images have been archived
Song: Pilotredsun - Fat Cat
R: 1 / I: 1
polyamory
R: 12 / I: 3
I have always had a morbid fascination with the dark, highly insular corners of the internet. One night, while deep-diving into niche internet subcultures, I stumbled onto the Soyjak Wiki (soyjak.wiki). It’s an incredibly dense, hyper-layered encyclopedia dedicated to documenting the surreal, rapidly mutating lore of the "Soysphere." Most of it is just incomprehensible internet brainrot inside jokes about "gems," "coal," and endless variations of the MS Paint Wojak characters.
But around 2:00 AM, I found a page that felt different.
The article was titled "Schizo Hallucination Soyjak."
Unlike the other pages, which detailed the origin and artists behind each variant, this page was remarkably sparse and unsettlingly hostile. The entire "Appearance & Behavior" section consisted of a single, repetitive block of text:
"Schizo Hallucination Soyjak is not real and a figment of your imagination. He is not lurking in a crowd, stalking you at your every moment. He does not use CCTV cameras to locate you. Schizo Hallucination Soyjak is not right behind you."
I laughed. It was classic creepypasta-style edge, likely written by a teenager trying to be spooky. I scrolled down to the gallery, expecting to see a poorly drawn meme. Instead, there was only a broken image placeholder. I clicked on the page's "History" tab to see what the original image looked like before it was deleted.
The edit history was a mess of system errors and corrupted, glitching Unicode. One user had spammed the edit logs hundreds of times before being banned. When I copied the glitched text into a translator to strip the Zalgo formatting, it revealed a hidden message:
S̶̝̐D̵̝́Ē̸͜A̴̢̿ ̴̬͘M̵͎͛Ĕ̵̖A̶̺̎D̸͔͊S̷̳̒ HẺ̷̠S ṚEAL DƠ̷̪ ṊƠṰ̵̣̔ Ţ…
"DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDS. HE IS REAL."
Beneath that, another user had repeatedly reverted the edits, spamming the logs with:
🄼🄴🄳🅂 🄽🄾🅆 🄼🄴🄳🅂 🄽🄾🅆 🄼🄴🄳🅂 🄽🄾🅆 (Meds now).
In one of the corrupted edits, there was a hyperlink to another page: "Thrembo."
Curious, I clicked it. The wiki described Thrembo as a forgotten "quantum integer" represented by a bizarre, runic symbol: Ϫ. According to the article, Ϫ is a real number that exists precisely between 6 and 7. The page claimed that a psychological operation called "Operation 67" had successfully erased the digit from human consciousness, making it mathematically impossible for the average brain to comprehend.
The article ended with a warning: If you begin to see Ϫ, do not look at the clock. Do not count your fingers. He is using the missing digit to cross over.
I chuckled, shutting my laptop. The commitment to the joke was genuinely impressive. But as the screen went black, the room fell into complete silence. The hum of my desktop fan suddenly felt rhythmic. If I listened closely, it sounded like a low, mechanical whisper.
Meds… now… meds… now…
My phone vibrated on the desk. I picked it up to check the time.
My lock screen clock read: 2:5Ϫ AM.
I stared at it. The middle digit wasn't a 5, and it wasn't a 6. It was a twisted, unfamiliar symbol, the runic Ϫ I had just seen on the wiki. My chest tightened. I rubbed my eyes, thinking it was just a visual glitch or late-night fatigue. But when I looked at my hand, my fingers looked wrong. I tried to count them.
One, two, three, four, five, six…
My mind completely blanked. There was a space between my ring finger and pinky, an extra digit that my brain simply could not process. Looking at it made a sharp, blinding pain shoot through my temples.
Suddenly, my laptop scr…screen flickered back to life on its own.
The Soyjak Wiki page for the "Schizo Hallucination Soyjak" was open. But the text was gone. In its place was a low-resolution, black-and-white video feed.
It took me a agonizing second to recognize the background. It was my bedroom. The camera angle was from my own laptop's webcam, pointing directly at my back.
And standing directly behind my chair was a towering, pale figure. It had no hair, and its face was obscured by thick, glowing glasses. Its mouth was stretched open in an impossibly wide, vacant gape, revealing rows of small, flat teeth.
On the screen, the figure slowly raised a hand. It had six fingers. No, it had Ϫ.
I felt a cold breath on the back of my neck.
I didn't turn around. I just reached for my phone, my eyes locked on the webcam feed, watching the figure's hand slowly descend toward my shoulder. I opened my notepad app, my trembling hands typing out the only words my brain could still formulate.
I should have taken my meds.
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>Settings
>Add Filter
>File Hash
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Can we ban frog porn?
no arrow because i look like this and say this
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DOXX THE JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER FOR ALLOWING ANIME TO HAVE P
R: 10 / I: 2
Some foid sucked my penis
R: 6 / I: 0
MY FRIENDS WON, YOUR FRIENDS LOST
R: 1 / I: 0
I dont watch any kind of news.
R: 4 / I: 2
I not use shardee for ten million year. Frozen in ice block. What miss?
R: 0 / I: 0
the media that pooped the potty o algo
R: 1 / I: 1
mumma
R: 5 / I: 1
giggles chap: I am sacrifince myself to safing the niggerpoop factory…I am blowign up the space faggot nigger aliens who want to eat the nigers poop
soyak: Nooooo you ar e my hero nooooooooooo nooo oooo!!!!! Gigachapter nooo
R: 0 / I: 0
Bass da da da da da bass da da da da da
R: 9 / I: 3
>2 million russians and 2 million ukrainian dead

uh huh I want to marry russia woma
R: 8 / I: 3
Baited everyene award.
R: 11 / I: 2
Stop raping me
R: 16 / I: 4

nothing is fun anymore

I dont find fun un anythig anymore. My mind constantly refers back to onld conversations i had with people either on the internet or irl and focuses on the worst sides of it. I dont feel good. All i do is play video games or sleep. I keeo thinking about conversations and arguments i had with people and deep in my mind i cant forget them they aleays bring my mood down.
>go outside incel
It wont help. My brain still goes back to those things when im outside. I dont luke being outside either. Its very boring. Even boring than now. I dont know why this is happening to me.
R: 0 / I: 0
Ethically sourced Soyjak provided by Cambridge
R: 1 / I: 1
Kill all neutralliar blogposter spammers
R: 105 / I: 48
kill shartycvckas
R: 22 / I: 6
>Im a Fat little chud
R: 3 / I: 2
plierjak could easily defeat feraljak in a fight
R: 4 / I: 1
Which ingredient and preference combination is best for sending a brimmy 'za
R: 0 / I: 0
>GREEAAAAUUUGHHHH AGRHHHEEAAAHHHHGGHHH
>OOOUUGHHHEEAAGHHH OOOOOGGHLLRR
R: 1 / I: 1
Quote
Will you please ban people who spam their snca image or video under every thread for being namefags avatarfag
Thanks
R: 14 / I: 7
What are your fetishes?
R: 27 / I: 2

who are the worst anime fans (excluding the obvious which are lolicons)?
R: 3 / I: 1
literally what is the appeal of sex outside of making babies
R: 1 / I: 1
Nuios the toilet paper ripped when i was wiping my cado and i touched my cado
R: 2 / I: 0

Concerned mycologist

Dear webmaster “Quote”
Please stop allowing pornography all over the website, and please stop deleting mycology posts
Thanks
R: 16 / I: 8
if you find poop jokes funny youre either underage or youre a manchild
R: 2 / I: 2
>Would you like a balloon, son?
>h.ow mnany gigabytes of RAM doe s it hadve
^This says a lot about today's generation…
R: 45 / I: 12
'cado thread
R: 5 / I: 2

LOOK AT THE CURRENT STATE OF THE 'LOG

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this is not a link to the entire backrooms movie
>ramoflix.net/backrooms/
R: 4 / I: 1
>The raid thread got moved, because of the Quotey's filter clitty
Just fucking end your live already, Quote, the notoriuos CP spammer
R: 2 / I: 2
post rare gigas itt
>tranny dialating
R: 1 / I: 1
>destroying the transphobic raciss minecraft server
R: 2 / I: 1
you guys are retarded
>
R: 2 / I: 1
>stop raping me and my family with a pickaxe
R: 16 / I: 8

TARGET ON DER 'PLEB

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FAGGOTS[raid][raid2]
R: 13 / I: 6
What are your fetishes?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Shitting on your boyfriends dick because you didn't prep well enough
R: 3 / I: 3
>saying manchildren
R: 39 / I: 11
>Have you ever heard of this niche band called Tame Impala? It's actually only one guy.
R: 12 / I: 8
what would you do if russia nuked ukrain?
R: 1 / I: 0
Is anyone else wiping their cado rn
R: 8 / I: 3
found this untouched gem
R: 3 / I: 2
does anyone have that jak somebody made of xer mom i deletd m y meeme oflder
R: 35 / I: 12
I made this Shotjak trace this morning, I tried not to make it a one-to-one trace since tracejakking is le bad o algo (evendoe that's keyed), I don't think I captured his excitement enough.
R: 49 / I: 25
When is the next femjanny rule34 dropping
R: 6 / I: 3
i asked my latinx mom if she thinks that japon es cagada
she said she prefers turkish tv operas
R: 2 / I: 1
>'p equals 'n 'p
R: 4 / I: 1

My gf saw my ‘cado folder and now she thinks I’m gay

JUST BECAUSE I SAVE THOUSANDS OF IMAGES AND WEBMS OF NAKED FAT MEN DOESNT MEAN IM GAY
R: 0 / I: 0
>geeeg, moids really obsess over big penises despite most women not liking penetrative sex to begin with
R: 6 / I: 2
embedded cado
R: 1 / I: 1
cheikh Donald trump, may allah be satisfied with him, will destroy the US and israel inshallah
R: 4 / I: 3
slightly less obvious falseflag #1000
R: 0 / I: 0
oy vey biden save us
R: 8 / I: 7
i want yesgigger back i miss him and his gemerald thread
R: 2 / I: 1
ITT we jak ourselves
R: 1 / I: 1
DIE HUNKY FUCKING DIEEEEEE ROAAAAAAAR
R: 12 / I: 2
Soot x Kuz is a canon ship
R: 2 / I: 1
somebody should make a fnf mod where the assets are all made out of poo
R: 21 / I: 4
soy'jak this
R: 1 / I: 1
>DA KAAAAFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRSSSSSSS
R: 4 / I: 3
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>I checked your phone and computer
>I know you're actually into buff grey men
>I knew no straight man would actually love me
R: 2 / I: 1
-=-~-!!~-~!!~-~~-~~-~~-~test~-~~-~~-~~-~!!~-~!!-~=–><^Ϫ(((o algo)))
R: 5 / I: 3
/qa/ is slowly turning into /b/
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do we like jews or not here
R: 33 / I: 5

Troonjak is actually a pooner

He is actually a trans man LARPing as a trans woman he does this when he passes poorly as a trans man so He LARPs as a Troon to in order to get people to "misgender" him.
R: 10 / I: 5
>Yes i have hobbies.
>Yes i draw anthromorphic animals.
>Yes i believe the world is controlled by a 1% of billionares and influencial people that create a constant ouroboros cycle of paying for the corrupt system to stay so they can keep being rich and richer while exploting the average middle class worker that supports such system themselfs.
>Yes i believe in nationalism. (nationalism in the nation and not to a individual or specific political party)
>Yes i believe any nation can be much greater if people come together.
>Yes i want to have a family and a happy life.
>Yes i believe most politicians are old boomers that only care about their re-election (As they wont be alive to live the future anyways… so better make that quick bag out of bribes and lobbying!) instead of "How can i make the life of the people and future generations of this nation better?".
>Yes i believe you can achieve much more in life if you work hard enough and smart enough.
>Yes i want to belike Gabe Newell and JFK as well Getúlio Vargas, (Ex-President of brazil) if i ever get into politics.
>Im 15 and from brazil and plan very well to go to collage and became both a eletrical enginner as well a computer engineer
>Yes i think femboys are hot.
R: 2 / I: 2
move out of the way I'm going to read the image for ants
R: 8 / I: 2
this game epi'd me
R: 1 / I: 1
Are (You) ready for No Poop July?
R: 3 / I: 3
yuhh we shittin we poopin
R: 10 / I: 2

RAID: OFF-BOARDERS SITES

IN THIS THREAD WE PICK ANY OFF-BOARDER SITE AND RAID IT TO BRIMSTONE
R: 5 / I: 1
soyjcak dot patewphy
R: 2 / I: 2
>joyjak party
R: 2 / I: 1
a new soy Renaissance will start in 1 month
4cuck and every last altchan will feels the sharty's wrath
R: 3 / I: 2
Oyyyyyyy
R: 1 / I: 1
aryan memes only
R: 7 / I: 2
i accidentally turned on the firefox VPN and nearly shit my pants when i got on today
R: 12 / I: 5
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of buttocks before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

>HERE! BOING!


>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, Soyteen! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my butt, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Soyteen?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my 'Cado Balls are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!


>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my BCC too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


>S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, Soyteen! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your father's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a boy all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Taki-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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>jaks? never heard of them
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/raid/ - Raid shit

ITT we raid IBs, streams, whatever you want
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Is it just me or i can see post that isn't approved?
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Jarty raped my stinky asshole this morning
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>fnf fans on their way to make a mod about their wife divorcing them
<SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BASTARD!!!
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Literal coal on the 'log.

Fuck you niggers
Fuck you jannies
R: 6 / I: 5
>Terrorism is for pussies
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What the fuck does the joyjak site do exactly?

I went there because I was bored as hell and that site started asking permissions to do shit and I use google chrome because Im opsecG*D and I want to know if my computer is now a part of botnet
R: 1 / I: 0
Fuck this shit website
R: 6 / I: 2
>rowgly
R: 5 / I: 1
who keeps spamming poopson in replies
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no raid

14 hours without stream raids im trans btw
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Why did he Turkuck Tom seethe?
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>Gee… I wonder who could be behind this post?
>HOLY CRAP IT'S GIGA KONG!
<banana
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/opsec/

dump all your opsec level lobotomies here
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>YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE SOMEBODY FOR THE SAME MISTAKE YOU'VE MADE IN THE PAST!
>THAT WOULD MAKE YOU A HYPOCRITE!!!
R: 8 / I: 0
>someone get nameroll
>jump to say "sentient" even doe its not
why nusois are like that…
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https://websim.com/@Sanicbeego/gif-to-sonic-video-converter
you can make videos with this
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>GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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gem
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get ready because im ready
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Heckin' lost media

Does anyone have the kiwimutt feraljak with a Sharty QoS and two painted nails a la Spadeson who was resting his head against what is seemingly Nate's leg as.
It had the caption SOYED a la BLACKED
Thanks for your help and God bless you on this beautiful Sunday ❤️
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FROGNIGGERS ARE… …sex-addicted hedonistic faggots with no sense of true love?…
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inflating yourself with a bike pump and getting hospitalized like the mayz
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>Old youtube
>Gamergate
>Hate mongering
>Asmongold
>https://youtu.be/adlH1MC2qI0?si=fuMfarF5S4E-4Nmvhttps://youtu.be/adlH1MC2qI0?si=fuMfarF5S4E-4Nmv
>couldn't make sense of the URL you tried to embed
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How It feels seeing Male gacha game players and Queer Gacha game players fight
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The Warrior-Z of Geometry Dahs strikes again… JOIN TF UP
info btw if dat matters
Name: Craig Tylman
DOB: February 17, 2004
Aliases: GDColon, C_O_L_O_N, eelbot, funnycyborg, TheRealColon, Eel
Email: tylman.craig@gmail.com
IPs: 192.171.47.114 (Chatham, ON), 104.222.113.206 (Toronto, ON), 157.52.7.60 (Chatham), 69.196.154.220 (Toronto), 45.72.253.114 (Bradford, ON), 192.171.42.34 (Chatham), 69.165.142.20 (Chatham), 24.140.227.163 (Chatham), 104.222.112.138 (Kitchener, ON), 108.161.119.161 (Chatham), 76.10.147.139 (Chatham), 76.10.168.5 (Chatham), 76.10.139.220 (Chatham), 104.222.113.206 (Toronto), 69.165.145.233 (Chatham), 99.226.212.85 (Scarborough, ON), 23.91.148.118 (Chatham), 76.10.170.251 (Chatham uhhhh yeah I think you get the point)
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>corrupting bytes on videos
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itt we raid japan for their posts

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I'm a nusoi and this is my bedroom.
R: 0 / I: 0
test
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Nuswas, are we REALLY going to let the site ack before the 17 millionth GET?
R: 3 / I: 1
post 'cados
R: 1 / I: 1
How can I tell if I was raped?
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>Liking Japan Because of anime
<Liking Japan because of Godzilla
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>not playing epi fnf mods
R: 1 / I: 0
DOXX THE JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER
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This ‘log is horrible
R: 2 / I: 1
Does the Earth appear stationary in the sky from the Moon's surface?
R: 5 / I: 0
>me on my way to slaughter the greasy, obese autistic FAGGOT who brang up the idea of an hourly thread limit inside the sharty meeting room
R: 1 / I: 1
>*ding di ding*
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nu 'toss
R: 2 / I: 1
Gems on the 'log
R: 20 / I: 18
>Idc how normified it is I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud
R: 8 / I: 2
Is today just antimatter day?
R: 2 / I: 0
is Kuz getting backshots here?
R: 2 / I: 2
get
R: 1 / I: 0
> there's a girl in rhinelander who needs cathleen hannah
R: 3 / I: 1
>now son just so you know
>there's nothing wrong with exploring your sexuality in the privacy of your own room
>and it's our fault for accidentally seeing the uh- transgender eroticism
>besides, our family will always welcome LGBT members be it a trans daughter or a transgender daughter in law
R: 1 / I: 1
Soyjaks are only funny when they're obviously made by a retarded schizo. There. I said it. Crucify me, I don't care, you know I'm right.
R: 5 / I: 1
>creating music from 'g
R: 1 / I: 1
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>wouldn't it be funny if this big buff grey man on my computer said something uncharacteristic to make people laugh
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I unironically love communism.
R: 0 / I: 0
Negroids emitting feces and then perishing
R: 5 / I: 3
The DreamNotFound ship is so ✨️pOgChAmP✨️ >_<
It makes my silly autism brain go REEEEEEEEEEE- 😂😂😂🫱🫱🫱🫱
Me want dino nuggies :3
R: 3 / I: 2
What should i build in gmod
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I am become meme!

Reply for more MAGA DOGE funnies!
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you can control a VM here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4yEXGAH2dc
potential raid?
>
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can somebody post the image of boymoder being held on the couch

i want to find it but i cant shes being held by a guy while they watch tv together its so cute
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hello saars we should colonize web.aceattorneyonline.com because it just sucks okay saar?
[librewolf fucked the screenshot up saar]
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does anybaldi have the its oiled and owned vidrel
R: 4 / I: 3
New 'toss
R: 1 / I: 1

Sencha is so fucking good

Didn't know tea (japan) was actually really tasty, just always assumed it was weebs being gay
R: 0 / I: 0
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islamic culture thread
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After 3 years of manmoding I think I've finally reached the point where I need to socially transition or kill myself. I cannot be a man any more.
Why should I even try if I only go between work and home? Girlmoding in a chudded out warehouse where I just clock in and out without speaking to anyone? Girlmoding at home, even if I wouldn't recieve outright hate, would be extremely embarassing for me.
I don't have friends. I never learned how to talk to people. When strangers talk to me I just want them to go away. I don't go to the only gay bar in town because I don't have money and I wouldn't have a way to get there and back without drunk driving. I only have a motorcycle so my hair and makeup wouldn't fare too well in the helmet as well.
Girlmoding doesn't seem worth it at all but I can't stay boymoding. What do I do.
R: 35 / I: 7
The average post on the jerd- I mean sherdee in 2026
>
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Who isn't vaxxed?
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POOPY FART APOCALYPSE UNSTOPPABLE MONSTER ASS BLAST MEGA POOPING FROM ASS DOUBLE ASS FARTING EVERYWHERE POOP ON THE MICROWAVE POOP ON THE CEILING FAN SPINNING THE POOP EVERYWHERE FLINGING POOP ON THE WALLS POOP ON THE CARPET POOP IN THE PILLOWS CRAZY ASS FART TIMES BIG POOP EXPLOSION BOOM FART POOP POOP POOP NO STOPPING THE ASS FARTS POOP IN THE REFRIGERATOR POOP ON THE ICE CUBES POOPY FART BLENDER POOP IN THE AIR VENTS BLOWING POOP EVERYWHERE POOP ON THE COUCH POOP ON THE GRANDMA POOP FROM ASS HYPER FART BIG POOP GIGA POOP TERA POOP POOP ON THE XBOX POOP ON THE WALLS POOP ON THE ROOF OUTSIDE POOP ON THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE BIG ASS FARTING THUNDERSTORM POOP RAIN POOP FLOOD EVERYWHERE POOP IN THE HAIR POOP IN THE EYEBROWS BIG POOPY FART TIMES LOOSE CONTROL OF THE ASS EXPLODING POOP EVERY SECOND POOP ON THE CELL PHONE POOP ON THE WALLS POOP ON THE CEILING POOP ON THE FLOOR POOP POOP POOP POOP FROM ASS HUGE ASS FART BLAST GOING TO SPACE ROCKET FART POOPING ON THE MOON POOPING ON THE STARS BIG ASS POOP EVERYWHERE POOOP
R: 5 / I: 1
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>Froor was 2025 years ago
R: 1 / I: 1
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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brap
R: 9 / I: 2
Can someone explain to me the general "reason" why the sharty has mostly abandoned imageboard raids (i.e. raiding 4cuck boards or altchans like 1chan) after 2024 and is mostly focusing on doxxes and twitch raids now?
I know a lot of it has to do with the 2025 4cuck hack (a lot of oldBVLLs, including me, concluded that /qa/ got its revenge) and 4cuck captcha getting harder. Also, one of the main points of raiding altchans back in the day was targeting old 4cuck style oldcuck chans like 1chan and 711chan, which means there is a finite amount of them to raid.

What do you guys think? I joined the sharty in January 2021 (found it through 4cuck /int/) and stopped posting around mid 2024.
R: 11 / I: 4
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>5 weeks hrt
>mom has complimented my skin like 3 times by now
>younger brother said i have "cool rock star hair"
>dad asked if i "started taking any chemicals for my face"

Obviously no breast growth yet but i feel like once it happens it will start seriously raising eyebrows.
Should I be worried?
R: 6 / I: 2
sherdee kultur
R: 2 / I: 0
ITT we raid aceattorneyonline again.
R: 3 / I: 1
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can we replace all Wojaks and Glegles with Jax from now on?
R: 13 / I: 6
>it's the first day of summer
R: 1 / I: 0
>making map pride edits of fictional characters
R: 2 / I: 2
do you guys even do anything besides posting unfunny bait and hating on random people?
R: 16 / I: 7
Let's spam gemmy Soytan to make /qa/ aryan
R: 7 / I: 1
relevant 'toss
R: 2 / I: 1
his face looks weird who are these literal who's!
R: 0 / I: 0
fuck niggers
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 5 / I: 2
why do tiny white pecker cuckold subhuman sewer mutant hitler sissies often look like this and love BIG BLACK COCK BVLLS like me?
R: 14 / I: 4
>trans rights… LE BAD
Reminder that you are on the same side as 4cucks and feminists when you oppose trans rights
R: 1 / I: 0
pol has no words for this
R: 0 / I: 0
>how to make a random image generator in javascript
R: 4 / I: 2
How I unirronically see Trannies and TERFs fighting
R: 1 / I: 1
>fuggen traiso peepul
R: 819 / I: 96
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 824 / I: 190

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 833 / I: 358

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1802 / I: 400

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 159 / I: 32

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
R: 170 / I: 47

SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 587 / I: 118
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 489 / I: 351
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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