I am sad to say this, but the Sloppy is shutting down. The reason is because I simply don't want to waste my money to keep this dead nigger baby of a site online, and also because someone posted literal Poopson itself on /soy/. The Sloppy was always just supposed to be a little joke website and I never wanted it to become the new Sharty. Making this website taught me a lot about web development and hosting, as well as programming so that's a good thing to come out of this site at least.
This page is meant as a memorial for the fun times we had on the site and the memories we made along the way laughing at slopjaks, making absurd slopjaks out of boogeymen, and trying to form a culture for the site. If at some point in the future (unlikely but still) there is a person willing to purchase the site from me and pay the bills for the site, then I will restore the site and we can return to the home of slopjaks.
I love you all, and I really wish things could've been any other way. Thank (You) for being a true slopgem, and I pray that I will see you all again soon.
Never stop posting slopjaks, slopteens.
- Sloot
(sloot.slopjak@proton.me)