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▶ №16501659[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16501694>>16501699>>16501711>>16501779>>16501808>>16501871

guys what the fuck do i do i don't have space for 60 fucking cows

▶ №16501685[Quote]>>16501705

they called me like 2 hours ago asking where i was so i could pick up the cows are they gonna sue me or some shit

▶ №16501694[Quote]>>16501721

>>16501659 (OP)
kill and eat them

▶ №16501699[Quote]>>16501721

>>16501659 (OP)
give them to me

▶ №16501701[Quote]>>16501721

Give them to quote

▶ №16501705[Quote]>>16501721

>>16501685
>we're here to give you stuff and if you don't we will sue you

what a good problem to have

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>>16501659 (OP)
just tell dem you dont have any where to put the cows and cant take them

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>>16501694
>>16501699
>>16501701
guys stop fucking joking around i'm being serious
>>16501705
i don't have the space for cows and i don't have money for a lawsuit
>>16501711
it's legally binding, i HAVE to take the cows

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>>16501721
ok so take the cows and sell them o algo

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>>16501721
Can't you just contact the government our something also are you like a farmer or just some average city person

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>>16501730
*OR something

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how did you even get in this situation

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a lot of jurisdictions have antiquated laws around rights of passage and rights of pasture, try and find something around that

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>>16501724
how the fuck am i gonna sell them when i can't even aquire them
>>16501730
i was fucking around on trading futures and forgot to close my position i don't think the government is gonna help because they're just gonna say it's my fault? is there a way to like donate them or something i can do?

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>>16501741
contact a lawyer immediately, like right now

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>>16501746
i don't even know what kind of lawyer to call the only ones i know of are divorce lawyers and injury lawyers AND it's 6 pm where i live i'm freaking the fuck out i'm gonna get sued or some shit i'm actually fucked

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>make burgers out of them or something

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>>16501756
probably a solicitor that deals in civil cases, just someone you can advise you on what to do. if you cant take the cows, you cant take the cows, thats really it

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>>16501762
*someone who can advise you

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>>16501659 (OP)
The hell are we supposed to do

▶ №16501784[Quote]>>16501904

which one is your mother

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>>16501659 (OP)
Sucks to be you, geg

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How did this happen nusoi

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Post a pic of the cows when you get em

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>>16501659 (OP)
fucking geeeeeeg

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just let them in your backyard, or integrate them in your neighborhood
even better paint them white and give all of them a tie and later convince the neighborhood overlord that they are indeed refined white gentleman with an above average salary that are looking for a residence in a well established household where they can live peacefully and contribute for the community

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>>16501784
GEG

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>60 COWS
>SIXTY FUCKING COWS
>SIXTYY

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We should start sending cows to troons we dox

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>>16501922
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