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uh ok

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It's alright, he's a sweetie once you get to eat part of his limbs that I chop off. Are they good? Nope, no no they are gross.

Love ya

Is that slang for crack?

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Not in my country, no.

Why? Do you have some? I am definitely not a police officer. I'm down with the glizzies, I got rizz... Are you from Ohio perchance? Skibidi doooo we coooo

🤜🤛

For the love of God, please never type that again. Ever.

H's like one of those rubber bendy guys after the wire inside breaks.

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ralph steadman - esq

Chill, that was just Paul. Behaves a bit weird after a brain surgery that went wrong, but he's a nice guy :3

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Oh dang, he okay?

Still the devil, but as long as he pulls through ya know ❤️‍🩹

Yeah, mostly. Suffers from focus problems so maybe that's why he stared at you that way

I remember when I had my first beer

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Oh boy..... I tell ya what my dad told me: SARAH, YOU ARE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT, IM NOT SURPRISED EVERYTHING FAILS FOR YOU. I AM SURPRISED YOU STILL HAVE FRIENDS. YOU'RE A LOSER AND YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. . Let me finish my shopping and I'll take you for your wine. OH AND have a think of what you'd like for dinner"

I see no reason not to completely believe this.

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Omg thankyouuuuuu

"Ma'am, the calls are coming from OUTSIDE THE HOUSE.."

"On god did you just call me man???"

"No sir, we called you ma'am"

Tell me a story friend... Something that made you happy... ❤️ This isn't a joke

I think it’s time you lose your Adderall dealers number..

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I never had one, hook me up fam 🥹

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OR you could just try being nice...,🤷

We got the Lady of Edge herself over here.

You sure you're 33?

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Definitely, though i look a bit older. And I'm always on the edge. I'm edging right now 😘

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My goodness, so many downvotes 😀 Every downvote adds a stair that leads me down to the devil himself.... this is too much, yall will make me cry 🥲

Love to all of you. One day you'll be tired of your flesh vessels and once they dry out I'll make a pretty frame for your loved ones

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My skin's not tight 😶

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Oh, this was a drawing I did when I was 15... I only added it coz this page won't let you share without a pic. Enjoyee3eee33ee3

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I'm curious, y'all seem to dislike me, which is fine and your prerogative... But then you "like" the lamest meme post shit I've seen my whole life... Did i accidentally stumble on to Weird/restarted or Weird/retreads?

I think I must have. AVe a gOOd dayeee 👍👏👏👏👐🤲🤜🤛✊👊🫸🫷high five! Naww, cuties