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This is actually the first time in ages I audibly laughed at my phone, well done 👍🏻

Worth the prison sentence

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How was the baby? Did you use the pizza to dip the baby in or did you just do them separately?

Separately. I’m not a monster

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The cardboard was not for eating, why did you do that?

I was hungry, not picky

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How funny does this have to be before it crosses into interesting territory? You're toeing the line op! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Difference of 8 bones ig

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Did you save the skull for a soup bowl, Ed?

That’s where I kept the dipping sauce

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Pizza looks like it was cooked at room temperature but

because the oven was busy

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You gotta love both, can’t deny that.

Love is temporary. Hunger is forever

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You eat babies!!

Edit: Still waiting for RDR1 refrence

Not anymore. I just ran out

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Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Grrrrhhh! Sorry, ate too much tonight

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Did you put pineapple on the baby or nah?

What is your stance on pineapple on babies?

The baby and I disagreed on toppings

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I assume you ate the other 294 bones?

had to leave a few for the photo

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Should I mark it as NSFL: Not Safe For Lunch??! Guys?

Mmmm boneless pizza.

Baby with extra cheese

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That looks like my offspring.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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Deep inside, all of us are Skeletor's children, waiting to be born.

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Holy infant, so tender and mild

Aw man I wish I could go back and swipe for the first time again. One of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a long time. The bite out the box lmao 

Bigfoot? Is that you?

I snoted with laughter

That is in fact a human baby.

Hannibal approves.

“ I ate a babay! Get in ma bellay!”

I want my baby back baby back baby back ... Ribs.

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