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m.umma j.an.ny please do'nt let hindupho.b.ia win. Bloody b.enchod son of bi.t.ch janny i fuck you bloody! You are the mother fu.k.er!
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Chud went to the store just before it closed to get a pack of cigarettes, getting them just before the store closes. Just as he leaves the closing store, 3 Angry Gangsterniggers block his path.
<AAAAAWWWW SHIEEEEEEEET CUHHHHH DA STOE CLOZED!
Chud forgot his gun and phone at home. What should he do?
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you have Two Lives.

▶ №16412418[Quote]>>16412471

Give them his ass

▶ №16412420[Quote]>>16412452

throw his emergency pack of menthols at them to distract them

▶ №16412422[Quote]>>16412471

throw a spadeson at them for distraction

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die because he's based off of a 70 iq guy irl

▶ №16412431[Quote]>>16412462

talk in ebonics to show ur one of them. say ur a wigger

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can he offer up his jays to keep his life

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Chud should make a quick escape from the front of the store

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>>16412420
Chud throws his pack of Emergency Newports, you saved them especially for this situation. The niggers all rush over and begin to fight over the pack, giving you time to make a safe escape.

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>>16412452
go home and learn ebonics

▶ №16412460[Quote]>>16412471

>>16412452
Go back and suck their bbcs

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>>16412431
>>16412458
Your years of hating shitty rap music have finally paid off, you will use all your Ebonics knowledge to blend in.
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>"Hey there uhh, cuh. Where the wyte wimmen at? bruh hoo got da fordee of malt doe? what a wigger gotta do to get lit cuh??"
<"NIGGA SHUH UHH YOU STOOPIT CRACKA AHH!"
The Boss Nigger hit you, but after realizing they were on camera they fled. You remind yourself to learn how to speak more niggardly once you get home.
YOU WIN!

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>>16412418
>>16412422
>>16412460
He was shot at 17 times by the boss nigger, but only 5 rounds struck him because of the niggers terrible aim.

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>>16412462
you go home and post on the sharty about that

▶ №16412477[Quote]>>16412481

>>16412471
Rip chud, he died doing what he loved, pleasing black men

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>>16412477
geg

▶ №16412487[Quote]

Challenge the niggers to a game of basketball

▶ №16412502[Quote]

challenge niggers to dildo fencing


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