Tim and Jason sitting in the manor with Damian, helping him out with his college application
Tim: D why does your resume say that you actively volunteer at an orphanage? The hours you put on here say you work there more than full time.
Jason: I am totally for lying on your resume, but you have to at least make it believable brat. If you’re gonna commit a crime at least do it well.
Damian: Those hours are accurate, they may even be a little on the lower end.
Tim: Dami wouldn’t we notice you leaving every single day to go volunteer for 10 hours a day? We would never see you.
Damian: Why would I need to leave the manor to volunteer at an orphanage?
Jason: . .
Tim: . .
Jason: You listed Alfred as your supervisor?
Tim: WE ARE THE ORPHANS?!?