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 3519312[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>3519399>>3519980>>3520223

What items would /pol/ take to a deserted island.
You can take 3 items.
You will have to survive 2 weeks.
There are some animals and fruits there however.
There is also a cannibal nigger that comes out every night so account for that.
So what are you picking /pol/?

 3519325[Quote]>>3519335>>3520094

1. A loaded shotgun
2. Machete
3. Fishing rod

 3519330[Quote]

Gun , flint and steel and a pot

 3519332[Quote]>>3519337

Pistil
One magazine
Very big jacket to double as a blanket

 3519335[Quote]>>3519341

>>3519325
Let me elaborato on the nigger. Xes a 7 feet tall monster of a man and if you kill him he regenerates after 3 or so days. The island is also bigger than picrel 1 so it has hiding spots from the nigger and some food as mentioned previously.

 3519337[Quote]>>3519347

>>3519332
nvm thats retarded. just a good knife, bugspray can, lighter

 3519341[Quote]>>3519346

>>3519335
What if I trap him somewhere

 3519346[Quote]

>>3519341
That would be high risk so ill allow it.

 3519347[Quote]>>3519352

>>3519337
Lighters are just trash bro

 3519349[Quote]>>3519353>>3519355

My phone…
A charger…
And uhh,a 10 piece kfc chicken bucket

 3519352[Quote]>>3519357

>>3519347
Ive never been alone on a desert island nigger

 3519353[Quote]>>3519356

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>>3519349
where do you plug it in

 3519355[Quote]

>>3519349
Nigga you ARE the nigger

 3519356[Quote]>>3519361

>>3519353
Into the potatoes,ive heard they produce electricity

 3519357[Quote]>>3519363

>>3519352
And why do you expect the water there to be drinkable?

 3519359[Quote]>>3519364

Net for fishing
Good knife
Loaded gun

 3519361[Quote]

>>3519356
The brain makes that too

 3519363[Quote]>>3519366

>>3519357
You can get hydration from the fruits that i talked about in the post

 3519364[Quote]>>3519380

>>3519359
you aren't gonna cook it or what?

 3519365[Quote]>>3519367

But a pot to boil water is still a good idea, there might not be enough fruits

 3519366[Quote]

>>3519363
I'd rather cook my food and not risk getting sick

 3519367[Quote]

>>3519365
Or they have some unknown disease that makes you bleed from everywhere like a nigger with ebola

 3519368[Quote]>>3519369>>3519374

Seriously speaking,a survival guide due to me not being a smart fella,a lighter because if it rains I wouldnt expect sticks and stones to cut it,and a GIANT medkit,the ones those doctors use,sounds good enough to me

 3519369[Quote]

>>3519368
The rest would be like minecraft!

 3519374[Quote]>>3519377

>>3519368
Instead of a medkit i would take a fully loaded rifle for the nigger. Rules on weapons are that they only have one clip when you wish for them.

 3519377[Quote]

>>3519374
If you get hit with some gorillanigger virus that cant be treated by flowers or whatever yokels do then medkit is yar only option

 3519380[Quote]>>3519383

>>3519364
Cook what

 3519383[Quote]>>3519391


 3519391[Quote]

>>3519383
You can use carbon steel knives to start a fire

 3519399[Quote]

>>3519312 (OP)
1. Rope
2. Chair
3. Soap

 3519412[Quote]>>3519434

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>>>3519312 (You) (OP)
>1. Rope
>2. Chair
>3. Soap

 3519434[Quote]

>>3519412
That's me, yeah.
A rope to reach high places, a chair to rape the nigger with to be comfortable, soap for hygiene.
What did you think I would use this for?

 3519980[Quote]

>>3519312 (OP)
1. shotgun i can shoot his legs with
2. machete to chop his limbs off hoping they dont regenerate
3. lube if he rapes me ill be more comfortable

 3519985[Quote]

A loaded gun, a tent, a backpacking water filter

 3520013[Quote]

>You can take 3 items.
1. A motor boat
2. Fuel
3. A GPS device

 3520071[Quote]>>3520210

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is this one of those stupid ass scenarios where if i say a gun youll dance around like Rumpelstiltskin going "ahahahah you didn't say any ammo!" cuz if so im not playing this game

 3520094[Quote]

>>3519325
Bullets don't grow on tree 'caca. I would rather take a cruise ship, a sailor and 250 tons of marine gas oil

 3520096[Quote]>>3520135>>3520256>>3520263

https://hitbox.io/415394hdbcx
Link to clip: deserted island
Becouse my content is better

 3520130[Quote]>>3520136

im bringing a weight vest, one of those magnesium sticks, and a really good pocket knife. first night i run into that cannibal nigger he's getting cannibalized.

 3520132[Quote]

my bible and my XXXL bibisi dildo

 3520135[Quote]

>>3520096
kys uttppedo

 3520136[Quote]>>3520144

>>3520130
He regenerates so its infinite food

 3520144[Quote]

>>3520136
then im just bringing 3 12 packs of steel reserve. if he cant kill me by then hes not a threat at all and he'll know it

 3520146[Quote]

20kg of rice
Spear
Metal bowl

 3520210[Quote]

>>3520071
Just say loaded gun
>the gun is loaded with blanks

 3520220[Quote]>>3520221

My PC
My monitor
My money

 3520221[Quote]

>>3520220
Baited me o algo

 3520223[Quote]

>>3519312 (OP)
1. lighter
2. machete
3. fully loaded handgun to kill the cannibal nigger and to assist in hunting animals if needed (i'm probably just going to eat fruits because i'm a city slicker who would probably get a parasite from butchering an animal wrong and not cooking the meat right)

 3520228[Quote]

a gun with one bullet in it

 3520256[Quote]

>>3520096
Kill yourself failtroll nigger

 3520260[Quote]>>3520265>>3520273

Why has nophono said a tranquilizer gun a cage and machete, the firdt time you see him, you put him to sleep, chop his limbs off and put him in the cage

 3520263[Quote]

>>3520096
Also kys failtrollnigger

 3520265[Quote]

>>3520260
First*

 3520273[Quote]>>3520282


 3520282[Quote]>>3520283

>>3520273
Because he regenerates, if he regenerates after you kill him, he will chase you down again, if he revives in the cage, he cant escape, chopping his limbs is just to be safe while you are transporting him in to the cage

 3520283[Quote]

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>>3520282
infinite meat farm

 3520284[Quote]>>3520292

What if the cannibal nigger carries prions from eating prion infected niggerbrains doe.

 3520292[Quote]>>3520298

>>3520284
You dont eat him, what about if my idea causes a cicle were the person who trapped the nigger becomes the nigger?

 3520298[Quote]>>3520301

>>3520292
why cant i eat him.
Hmmm
maybe you can
tie rocks to him and drown him in the depths of the sea, does that count as trapping

 3520299[Quote]

i mean you dont have to tie anything to him, you could just knock him out and get him really deep and every time he revives he would drown quickly

 3520301[Quote]

>>3520298
That could be good, but you have to drag him with rocks far away from the island, maybe op lets you get a boat that can reach a limited distance

 3520329[Quote]

Islands are genuinely one of the worst places on earth genuine shitholes. top worst places to be in literally goes artic>desert>island. islands have been groomed by travel agencies to make it look like a paradise but when the storms start rolling in you realize that youre in hell.

three things, i would bring
1 12L jug of water
1 swag (its a small waterproof laydown tent made of canvas, easy to camouflage and comfortable)
1 m1a1 tompson. small, relatively light and decent amounts of ammunition in a 50 round drum, 45acp.

i should be fine fasting for two weeks even if i find no food, water should be fine especially starting out with 12 liters. the gameplan would be to find somewhere easy to hide, cover my swag with foliage and just hide. might go crazy due to essentially being in solitary confinement. but thats in the extreme cannibal island scenario where theres an actual tribe. if its just one nigger with regenerating powers who literally only comes out at night then it should be way easier and i wont need to camp the whole time.



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